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Probe1
United States17920 Posts
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Mr. Wiggles
Canada5894 Posts
On October 10 2011 12:53 Probe1 wrote: I claim this thread FOR AMERICA User was sent to Siberian Gulag for this post On October 10 2011 12:51 Grettin wrote: rofl, what is happening here?! The beginning of a new era. | ||
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Meapak_Ziphh
United States6786 Posts
On October 09 2011 03:08 Mr. Wiggles wrote: Hahaha, excellent work comrade, we've trained you well. You see, you're actually one of our sleeper agents, who was activated upon hearing the Soviet Anthem while viewing the great image of Lenin the Puppeteer. Now that you've activated the missile attacks against the Russian Republic, they will have no choice but to declare was on the United States of America. You see, I am really part of the Communist revolutionary group: G.O.S.U. : GRAND ORCHESTRATORS for a SOCIALIST UNION. After the dissolution of the USSR, we formed from remnants of the old government, who wished to see a return to the great glory of Communism. Over the years, as the subversive influence of Capitalism made itself more and more felt, we trained and planned, in anticipation for this day. 20 years ago, we selected many youth to train for insertion into the United States and it's government. You were my star pupil. After assuring you were in proper position within the American Government, the plan was put in motion. We launched a nuclear device we stole in 1987 at America, and then you retaliated against the wrong target, Moscow, in return. You've played your part well, comrade. Now together, we may watch as the United States of America and Russia enter into a blaze of war, from the ashes of which we will rise as a great force for Communism, and finally bring about the final revolution. Let's watch the world burn. Bwahahaha you thought you had outsmarted me Wiggles. What you didn’t realize is that I’m actually a triple agent. I’m part of a branch of the CIA known as B.O.N.J.W.A. (Branch Of National Justice and War Army). It was my job to infiltrate and neutralize your pathetic remnant from the very start and none of your men ever detected me. We’ve been onto you since you “stole” that nuke. Hah you think American security would be that lax? We let you steal that nuke; it had a premade panic switch allowing us to disarm it at our will. Thanks for launching it; it allowed us to finally pinpoint your base. You may think that our nuke is headed for Moscow but you’re wrong, it was actually launched at your secret Transylvanian hideout. We were going to have a hard time getting you Wiggles, you’ve done a good job of keeping a clean image and staying out of the spotlight. But with your confession now in hand there’s no place to go for you but gitmo. The rest of your comrades are about to die in the nuclear destruction of your hideout. You can come quietly or we’ll do this that hard way. Which will it be? You wanna watch the world burn? We’ll let you watch Michael Bay movies in your jail cell. | ||
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Brett
Australia3822 Posts
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Meapak_Ziphh
United States6786 Posts
On October 10 2011 12:53 Probe1 wrote: I claim this thread FOR AMERICA user was given a seat at Mr. Wiggles' military tribunal for this post | ||
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Dodgin
Canada39254 Posts
On October 10 2011 10:23 Hynda wrote: And yet he'll never be as patriotic as Bandit Keith That is the greatest thing ever. | ||
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United States10328 Posts
... in America! btw I hope you know that the inspiration for his "America"-ing is (clearly) Bandit Keith | ||
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xtfftc
United Kingdom2343 Posts
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itsjustatank
Hong Kong9170 Posts
On October 10 2011 13:04 Mr. Wiggles wrote: The beginning of a new era. The end of history. The dialectic triumph of the people's struggle. | ||
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GreYMisT
United States6736 Posts
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chaosTheory_14cc
Canada1270 Posts
On October 10 2011 10:23 Hynda wrote: And yet he'll never be as patriotic as Bandit Keith http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OiyH4QS8nCk ![[image loading]](http://images.wikia.com/caw/images/6/6d/Banditcanada.jpg) Wait a second... | ||
flamewheel
FREEAGLELAND26782 Posts
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Zergneedsfood
United States10671 Posts
Because when I was looking through the blogs I swore that it said "pathetic" instead of patriotic". >< Eyes need repair. | ||
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