You think I’m just going to stand around idly while my thread gets nuked by the reds? Well you’re WRONG! Bring on the power of AMERICA

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stand up to this Wiggles!

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Do you feel scared yet?

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WELCOME TO MOSCOW EVERYONE!

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The rest of the forum rejoices that the evil influence of the thread hijacking communist Mr. Wiggles has been eliminated :D

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Я должен вам сказать, я изучаю русский язык, и я сожалею, что сказал, что Google переводчик не работает. :D

Mr. Wiggles

Canada5894 Posts

October 08 2011 18:08 GMT

#43

Я должен вам сказать, я изучаю русский язык, и я сожалею, что сказал, что Google переводчик не работает. :D

I must tell you, I study the Russian language, and I'm sorry to say that Google Translate does not work. : D

Hahaha, excellent work comrade, we've trained you well. You see, you're actually one of our sleeper agents, who was activated upon hearing the Soviet Anthem while viewing the great image of Lenin the Puppeteer.

Now that you've activated the missile attacks against the Russian Republic, they will have no choice but to declare was on the United States of America.

You see, I am really part of the Communist revolutionary group:
G.O.S.U. : GRAND ORCHESTRATORS for a SOCIALIST UNION.

After the dissolution of the USSR, we formed from remnants of the old government, who wished to see a return to the great glory of Communism. Over the years, as the subversive influence of Capitalism made itself more and more felt, we trained and planned, in anticipation for this day. 20 years ago, we selected many youth to train for insertion into the United States and it's government. You were my star pupil.

After assuring you were in proper position within the American Government, the plan was put in motion. We launched a nuclear device we stole in 1987 at America, and then you retaliated against the wrong target, Moscow, in return. You've played your part well, comrade.

Now together, we may watch as the United States of America and Russia enter into a blaze of war, from the ashes of which we will rise as a great force for Communism, and finally bring about the final revolution.

Let's watch the world burn.

flamewheel

FREEAGLELAND26782 Posts

October 09 2011 18:51 GMT

#44

LOL Wiggles and Meapak you guys kill me >_<

Also what 14000

Also America?

iSometric

2221 Posts

October 09 2011 19:23 GMT

#45

I swear I see hotbid on the rapidash.

Lucumo

6850 Posts

October 09 2011 19:24 GMT

#46

America? Never been a fan of Mexico but whatever. I guess you just really like the continent(s) you live on.

Truth and hope in our Fatherland!
And death to every foe!
Our soldiers shall not pause to rest
We vow our loyalty

Old traditions they will abide
Arise young heroes!
Our past inspires noble deeds
All Hail Britannia!

Immortal beacon shows the way
Step forth, seek glory!
Hoist your swords high into the clouds
Hail Britannia!

Our Emperor stands astride this world
He’ll vanquish every foe!
His truth and justice shine so bright
All hail his brilliant light!

Never will he be overthrown
Like mountains and sea
His bloodline immortal and pure
All Hail Britannia!

So let his wisdom guide our way
Go forth and seek glory
Hoist your swords high into the clouds
Hail Britannia!

venomium

Netherlands245 Posts

October 09 2011 19:37 GMT

#47

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On October 10 2011 04:24 Lucumo wrote:
America? Never been a fan of Mexico but whatever. I guess you just really like the continent(s) you live on.

All men…are NOT created equal! Some are born smarter, or more beautiful, or with parents of greater status. Some, by contrast, are born weak of body or mind, or with few, if any, talents. All men are different! Yes, the very existence of man is discriminatory! That's why there is war, violence and unrest. Inequality is not evil. Equality is! What became of the EU, who claimed that all are equal? It is in constant conflict because its tenets go against human nature! The Middle Eastern Federation, which harbors similar sentiments, is constantly mired with sloths! But our Britannia is not like them! We put an end to wars and evolve with every conquest! Britannia alone looks forward and moves forward to a better future! The death of my son Clovis is yet more proof that our empire is evolving. Fight! For the future rests in the hands of its ruler! ALL HAIL BRITANNIA!!!!!

e_i_pi_1_0

933 Posts

October 09 2011 19:58 GMT

#48

Flamewheel so funny. =)

Count9

China10928 Posts

October 09 2011 20:04 GMT

#49

I'd watch every single baseball, football, and hockey game for the first 5 minutes if they made that song the national anthem.

Soluhwin

United States1287 Posts

October 09 2011 21:44 GMT

#50

On October 10 2011 03:51 flamewheel wrote:
LOL Wiggles and Meapak you guys kill me >_<

Also what 14000

Also America?

Obviously a conspiracy, no way this timing of his 14000th post is coincidental.

We'll need Nicolas Cage to tell us what the significance of 14000 is in american history...