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"I remembered that I'm a Starcraft player"

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Whole
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States6046 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-10-05 20:35:35
October 05 2011 20:34 GMT
#1
I IM'd this story to my friend (it just happened), and he said I should blog it. So here is a short blog for you guys to enjoy.

Background: I am in my school's National Honor Society. The club required 10 community service hours and 5 school service hours per semester. Also, Chemistry is my last class of the day.

Okay, I needed 30 minutes of service hours for National Honors Society for this semester. At the end of class today, my chemistry teacher asked, "Anyone wanna help prepare for tomorrow's lab for school hours?" I said yeah, and she told me that it would take an hour. I'm thinking, "Well this sucks, but whatever, I'll find some way to make it go faster...and I can't really back out now." She needed me to wash these mini trays with 24 holes in them.

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It is the one with 24 holes in it.


So she said to take this pipe brush and clean each little hole with soap & water then rinse it really well. So I clean one tray and rinse it...I look at the other 25 trays and thought, "This will take too fucking long."

But then I remembered that I am a Starcraft player. So I set up my infrastructure. 6 trays filled with soap & water lined up in the sink. I took a 7th tray and cleaned it really quickly. Then with my left hand, I would rinse the tray, and with my right hand, I cleaned the trays lined up in the sink. It lined up perfectly too! When I was done cleaning a tray with the pipebrush, the other tray would be completely free of suds and stuff. Finished in 30 minutes...awww yeah.

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Mr. Nefarious
Profile Joined December 2010
United States515 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-10-05 20:38:10
October 05 2011 20:37 GMT
#2
Nice macro and multitasking. What a sick baller. How was your pipe cleaner micro?
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Arthemesia
Profile Joined May 2011
United States292 Posts
October 05 2011 20:54 GMT
#3
That's awesome it's always great when you can relate something from starcraft to real life.
gillon
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Sweden1578 Posts
October 05 2011 20:54 GMT
#4
Chemistry bonjwa.
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OmniEulogy
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Canada6592 Posts
October 05 2011 20:58 GMT
#5
On October 06 2011 05:54 gillon wrote:
Chemistry bonjwa.


there shall never be another like you! lol
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Hesmyrr
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Canada5776 Posts
October 05 2011 20:59 GMT
#6
Without Starcraft you can never be whole.
"If watching the MSL finals makes you a progamer, then anyone in Korea can do it." - Ha Tae Ki
Synwave
Profile Joined July 2009
United States2803 Posts
October 05 2011 21:13 GMT
#7
This made me giggle. Once in jr high I was ordered to write 50 sentences with something like "I will not..." and I wrote one solid line down the pages after counting the lines to get to fifty, same with the "t"s straight line down the page then dash dash dash etc.

Yours is for honors, mine wasn't. FML
♞Nerdrage is the cause of global warming♞
Mayor
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
United States472 Posts
October 05 2011 21:14 GMT
#8
Watch the replay and check your APM, I think you made some progress.
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Freeheals
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States488 Posts
October 05 2011 21:20 GMT
#9
Isn't this a run-out-the-clock type of situation? Speed shouldnt be your priority!
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Dfgj
Profile Joined May 2008
Singapore5922 Posts
October 05 2011 21:25 GMT
#10
On October 06 2011 06:13 Synwave wrote:
This made me giggle. Once in jr high I was ordered to write 50 sentences with something like "I will not..." and I wrote one solid line down the pages after counting the lines to get to fifty, same with the "t"s straight line down the page then dash dash dash etc.

Yours is for honors, mine wasn't. FML

And this is where you learn to hold more than one pen in your hand.
Whole
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States6046 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-10-05 21:26:36
October 05 2011 21:25 GMT
#11
On October 06 2011 06:20 Freeheals wrote:
Isn't this a run-out-the-clock type of situation? Speed shouldnt be your priority!

She said it'd take an hour, and I needed less. If I would've did it in less than 30 minutes, I'm sure she'd find something else for me to do...and the multitasking made it more fun lol
marttorn
Profile Blog Joined May 2011
Norway5211 Posts
October 05 2011 21:28 GMT
#12
The competition in tray-cleaning thus far has been a farce.
memes are a dish best served dank
Synwave
Profile Joined July 2009
United States2803 Posts
October 05 2011 21:33 GMT
#13
On October 06 2011 06:25 Dfgj wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 06 2011 06:13 Synwave wrote:
This made me giggle. Once in jr high I was ordered to write 50 sentences with something like "I will not..." and I wrote one solid line down the pages after counting the lines to get to fifty, same with the "t"s straight line down the page then dash dash dash etc.

Yours is for honors, mine wasn't. FML

And this is where you learn to hold more than one pen in your hand.

I am not Drizzt Do'Urden sir, but I wish I was.
♞Nerdrage is the cause of global warming♞
Advocado
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
Denmark994 Posts
October 05 2011 22:24 GMT
#14
Next time put on korean commentators voila 15 min tray cleaning. You will revolutionize the metagame of trays.
http://www.twitch.tv/advocadosc2
Bibdy
Profile Joined March 2010
United States3481 Posts
October 05 2011 22:28 GMT
#15
If you were a common Starcraft player you'd have said "fu gg lol" and stormed out.
Geovu
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
Estonia1344 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-10-05 22:58:22
October 05 2011 22:58 GMT
#16
On October 06 2011 07:28 Bibdy wrote:
If you were a common Starcraft player you'd have said "fu gg lol" and stormed out.

Or just BW Terran and SC2 Zerg.
Rasun
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
United States787 Posts
October 05 2011 23:09 GMT
#17
Interesting building placement strategy, i'd be worried about early pressure though, doesn't it leave key structures quite exposed to splash damage?
"People need to just settle the fuck down!"- Djwheat <3
Thrill
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
2599 Posts
October 05 2011 23:11 GMT
#18
So your chem teacher is hot huh?
Whole
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States6046 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-10-05 23:21:05
October 05 2011 23:14 GMT
#19
On October 06 2011 08:11 Thrill wrote:
So your chem teacher is hot huh?

how in the world do you get that from my blog rofl

On October 06 2011 08:09 Rasun wrote:
Interesting building placement strategy, i'd be worried about early pressure though, doesn't it leave key structures quite exposed to splash damage?


[image loading]

Black circle = drain
Red circle = trays
Blue Box = Splash area.

the faucet was unusually short in comparison to the sink
Ciryandor
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States3735 Posts
October 06 2011 03:51 GMT
#20
You may have a future as a plumber bonjwa as well.
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