EPTI played on a pvp server some time ago, i had an underground mine with a few friends, and at one point about 20-25 people all named mexican names joined the server, we thought it was funny so we split off to find out where they'd set up base.
After a good 20 min or more, i came to a medium sized island in a lake, i saw a lot of people from a distance; working on some sort of wooden construction hovering the water, i built a small house of wood to overlook the island and then i went closer and unto the island, where i saw an area with trees being planted and chopped by 3-4 guys, i looked down to the lower part of the island, where about 7-10 people where growing crops and building shacks of wood, all using models with a sombero, mustache and mexican clothes.
I stood around watching them constructing and gathering materials for a little while, then the guys chopping wood starting acting strange, the men from the field all started looking up on me, as the woodcutters started forming a half-circle around my back, and before i knew it, 15-20 of them were surrounding me, looking at my iron armor with hungry eyes, i gave my mates my coordinates and told them i might need some help in the nearby future.
One or two of them whom i presume came from a mine somewhere on the island, where walking around the surrounding circle, throwing a stone sword to each of the men around me, i quickly sorted my equipment to feature easy access to food and my diamond sword (I had no bucket of lava or bow /w 100ish arrows that i usually carry as standard pvp fighting set), i attempted to communicate with them in local chat, saying i came with peace, their leader responded with something stereotypical spanish and some of the surrounding men yelled "Ariba!"
The leader must've called a charge, as they suddently rushed at me from all sides, i quickly started running for the wooden construction they were building before my arrival, killing 2 or 3 while running, luckily most of them had no armor, bows or buckets, only stone swords, however i knew i'd get overrun if i didn't escape, i went out on a 1-block thin bridge over the water, as they closed in on me, standing in line to get their turn, 5 of them jumped into the water, awating me like sharks waiting for a man walking the plank, it wouldn't be long before the one closest to me gathered courage to charge, and though his weak sword merely dented my armor, it was enough to push me into the water.
I swam backwards, towards the coast i came from, fighting off the men in the water, the rest of them quickly followed, two of my skype buddies where nearing my location, as i ran to the roof of my wooden house, they joined me close by.
It wouldn't be long before the mexicans came out of the water, i stood on top of my house; waiting for them to climb up, however they had other ideas, they surrounded my house and started chopping up the wood, it was like watching teremites eat a table in disney cartoons, i had to jump and flee, my friends joined me, as we all retreated up hill, killing some in the process i was sure of our victory when their leader carrying an iron sword and armor (Apparently he had ordered him getting an iron chest plate instead of some iron tools for his mates) came running infront of me, i stopped to fight him, and after a hit he ran off, however the time he bought was enough, as 7-8 mexicans had surrounded me, i swung my sword wildly, killing a few of them, but i was trapped in a corner, and my dps output was too low, they murdered me and took all my iron tools and broken iron armor as declaration to their victory, my two friends managed to escape.
This was the beginning to a long war with the mexicans, lasting many weeks, i found out later that they were actually french, a really nice bunch, roleplaying stereotype mexicans.
