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Aegisky
Profile Joined September 2011
61 Posts
September 20 2011 01:57 GMT
#21
I would prefer Natalie Portman...agree x100 with that~
turdburgler
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
England6749 Posts
September 20 2011 02:08 GMT
#22
On September 20 2011 10:10 bkrow wrote:
Mila Kunis is super hot

Therefore friends with benefits is 10/10

This blog however...


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5/5


DAMN IT MEG
Torte de Lini
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
Germany38463 Posts
September 20 2011 02:30 GMT
#23
God, I love Natalie Portman in everything but Garden State

Even then I thought the movie was nice (not deep).
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Deleted User 108965
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
1096 Posts
September 20 2011 03:10 GMT
#24
I just wanted to say that natalie portman is a qt.


oh good blog too
Disciple....Top 3 control in Clarion County
Torte de Lini
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
Germany38463 Posts
September 20 2011 03:46 GMT
#25
I get it she's cute D:< I AGREE
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brian
Profile Blog Joined August 2004
United States9639 Posts
September 22 2011 01:37 GMT
#26
its zooey's sister in bones.

except for like two episodes where zooey guest stars.
CaucasianAsian
Profile Blog Joined September 2005
Korea (South)11595 Posts
September 22 2011 01:41 GMT
#27
you have never seen a bad movie if you have those up there.

Try Frogs, Troll 2, Gummo, etc... Those are bad movies. BTW Camilla Belle is cuter
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Zlasher
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
United States9129 Posts
September 22 2011 01:47 GMT
#28
On September 22 2011 10:41 CaucasianAsian wrote:
you have never seen a bad movie if you have those up there.

Try Frogs, Troll 2, Gummo, etc... Those are bad movies. BTW Camilla Belle is cuter


I can confirm that CaucasianAsian regularly watches REALLY REALLY shitty movies...

Like...seriously, wtf Chris
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Sterlymobile
Profile Joined April 2011
United States1009 Posts
September 22 2011 02:20 GMT
#29
Thats odd how the dentist would accept another patient when its only 8 minutes late or just the douchebag that took it. Is it only one dentist working on people? The dentist i go to have like 2-3 people that can pretty much clean your teeth without even having to see the big poppa dentist. Sucks you had a bad day. Nice food though
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let_FLY
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
80 Posts
September 22 2011 02:47 GMT
#30
On September 20 2011 10:38 Torte de Lini wrote:
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On September 20 2011 10:37 Gene wrote:
also the only thing stopping me from gouging out my eyeballs while watching no strings attached was how adorable natalie portman was. though she still cant act her way out of a paper bag. she's one notch above zooey in that regard.


I fucking love Natalie Portman.
I wish I could just have dinner with her every night and watch movies.
Only redeeming part of Star Wars.

Zooey, not so much. How anyone can like her is beyond my understanding. Hated her in Elf, hated her in Bones, hated her in romantic movie that eludes me right now. Ugh, she can sing and she can act, she is just unattractive in so many aspects.


damn dude, pump the brakes. zooey? she's really THAT bad? i agree with you in that she's not anything special when it comes to acting and if you own any clothing other then flannel her music probably isn't for you, but i'll be damned if you're going to sit here tell me that she is "unattractive in so many aspects."

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[image loading]


lets just be realistic here, no one's saying you have to think she's gorgeous, but i would be hard pressed to find anyone who could look her in the eye and say she's unattractive.

(and for the record, her new show looks awful on more ways then i can count)
Torte de Lini
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
Germany38463 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-09-22 02:53:09
September 22 2011 02:49 GMT
#31
On September 22 2011 10:41 CaucasianAsian wrote:
you have never seen a bad movie if you have those up there.

Try Frogs, Troll 2, Gummo, etc... Those are bad movies. BTW Camilla Belle is cuter


LOL, TROLL 2. I think even Conan was talking about that.
These are the recent movies I saw, they're not the standard of terrible movies.

On September 22 2011 11:20 Sterlymobile wrote:
Thats odd how the dentist would accept another patient when its only 8 minutes late or just the douchebag that took it. Is it only one dentist working on people? The dentist i go to have like 2-3 people that can pretty much clean your teeth without even having to see the big poppa dentist. Sucks you had a bad day. Nice food though


No idea. To be honest, I've been meaning to switch dentists to someplace closer, but 1. I love the trip out there, seeing the more suburb and rural life when you're in the city for many years is somehow enjoyable.

Not that bad of a day :3

On September 22 2011 11:47 let_FLY wrote:
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On September 20 2011 10:38 Torte de Lini wrote:
On September 20 2011 10:37 Gene wrote:
also the only thing stopping me from gouging out my eyeballs while watching no strings attached was how adorable natalie portman was. though she still cant act her way out of a paper bag. she's one notch above zooey in that regard.


I fucking love Natalie Portman.
I wish I could just have dinner with her every night and watch movies.
Only redeeming part of Star Wars.

Zooey, not so much. How anyone can like her is beyond my understanding. Hated her in Elf, hated her in Bones, hated her in romantic movie that eludes me right now. Ugh, she can sing and she can act, she is just unattractive in so many aspects.


damn dude, pump the brakes. zooey? she's really THAT bad? i agree with you in that she's not anything special when it comes to acting and if you own any clothing other then flannel her music probably isn't for you, but i'll be damned if you're going to sit here tell me that she is "unattractive in so many aspects."

+ Show Spoiler +
[image loading]


lets just be realistic here, no one's saying you have to think she's gorgeous, but i would be hard pressed to find anyone who could look her in the eye and say she's unattractive.

(and for the record, her new show looks awful on more ways then i can count)


I just read that she's starting a sitcom soon. You'll soon realize that her appearance and acting will not be top notch.

Sure, she's really enjoyable for about 20 minutes of a movie, but that's probably all I can take of her for the rest of my life. I love her voice, her singing is this old... cabaret? Yes? I don't know, but she isn't attractive at all for me, doll face, but no, not for me. Sadly.

It's the whole ensemble I guess. Nice nose, nice hair when she puts it in bangs, but when you look at it pieced together as a whole, I get repulsed.

Then again, I've been told my taste in women is strange to say the least :B
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