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Brees
Profile Joined January 2010
Marshall Islands3404 Posts
September 17 2011 20:39 GMT
#101
On September 16 2011 21:05 unichan wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 16 2011 09:39 HawaiianPig wrote:
Let this stand as an object lesson to all.

If you send a girl on the internet a random friend request, you can become her boyfriend.

you can't just have that though you gotta have something cool to offer like high rank or being a riot employee, etc
or the girl will usually be like haha a friend, or haha this guy is annoying go away.. you gotta stand out from all the other guys on her flist somehow ;>


does being the best troll in LoL count?
Brees on in
unichan
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States4223 Posts
September 17 2011 20:47 GMT
#102
On September 18 2011 05:39 Brees wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 16 2011 21:05 unichan wrote:
On September 16 2011 09:39 HawaiianPig wrote:
Let this stand as an object lesson to all.

If you send a girl on the internet a random friend request, you can become her boyfriend.

you can't just have that though you gotta have something cool to offer like high rank or being a riot employee, etc
or the girl will usually be like haha a friend, or haha this guy is annoying go away.. you gotta stand out from all the other guys on her flist somehow ;>


does being the best troll in LoL count?

the man who got permabanned and lived, i'd say u r a top tier candidate
:)
Torenhire
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States11681 Posts
September 17 2011 21:20 GMT
#103
On September 17 2011 00:17 CTStalker wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 16 2011 06:31 Shauni wrote:
its really rude. drh and psychotic reaver. apologize to riku. now.

LOL. probably one of the most civil "critical" examples feedbacks of feedback she's gotten in her series of blogs, and shauni decides to white knight her. classic

edit: actually maybe this is a joke?


I spat my water all over my monitor, I didn't read the edit fast enough. Thank god you caught that, CTS hahaha
SirJolt: Well maybe if you weren't so big and stupid, it wouldn't have hit you.
rel
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
Guam3521 Posts
September 17 2011 21:22 GMT
#104
Sounds like he totally got you with some maneuvers from, "The Game: Penetrating the Secret Society of Pickup Artists" by Neil Strauss.

Good Luck though!
I'll tank push my way into her heart. ☮♥&$!
gn0m
Profile Joined January 2008
Sweden302 Posts
September 17 2011 23:27 GMT
#105
On September 16 2011 07:42 LeSerif wrote:
I think the inquisition into a lovers past relationship via the comment field on a highly visible blog may scratch the rude category at least a small bit. The initial statement was harmless, but the "No really, wtf happened to Midi?" sort of demands a response, and I don't know about you, but discussing the marital potential of someone I am seeing to someone other than myself is not something I would be excited to share with anyone, much less a large audience - if for no other reason than I can likely never know the reason for sure. Since we're here though...

It should be somewhat important to note that "Last I heard, they were going to get married" can admittedly be an overstatement Brent, as I made absolutely certain that we did not have a relationship when we were at work. We knew we were not compatible long term after about a month in, and despite that knowledge never really tainting what we had at the time, it also never created an atmosphere where it would escalate to the premise of anything else, if for no other reason(though there were several) than my perception of marriage has throughout my life been an extremely convoluted concept that I will play no part in as it is. I'm only recently coming to terms with the idea that it will ever be in my future in any facet because as an idealist and someone who prioritizes the combination of intellectual, emotional, and physical connections in conjunction with mutuality and mutual interests together, I will never be happy with anything short of near perfect compatibility, and consequently by the time you are certain of that, marriage isn't important (not to mention the probability of me ever finding anyone that meets my standards in a companion is exceptionally rare). Fortunately, I think my idealism has payed off. <3

Figured the horses mouth was the easiest way to resolve this tangle of third party commentary, not to mention a good excuse to stop lurking and participate as I have been lurking off and on since winter when Brent introduced me to Teamliquid, though more frequently recently .

Good to see you Brent! How are you doing? Where are you living now? Hit me up. If you are in the area, we'll have to grab a drink. David, Chris, and I are all living together in Santa Monica now, half a block from the new office. Also, stop being a troll. <3

-Serif

Did you just post about a past relationship via the comment field? Show your ex-gf some respect, this is a highly visible blog after all
-_-
Brees
Profile Joined January 2010
Marshall Islands3404 Posts
September 18 2011 00:17 GMT
#106
On September 18 2011 05:47 unichan wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 18 2011 05:39 Brees wrote:
On September 16 2011 21:05 unichan wrote:
On September 16 2011 09:39 HawaiianPig wrote:
Let this stand as an object lesson to all.

If you send a girl on the internet a random friend request, you can become her boyfriend.

you can't just have that though you gotta have something cool to offer like high rank or being a riot employee, etc
or the girl will usually be like haha a friend, or haha this guy is annoying go away.. you gotta stand out from all the other guys on her flist somehow ;>


does being the best troll in LoL count?

the man who got permabanned and lived, i'd say u r a top tier candidate


ill be the mantra to your karma babY GurL
Brees on in
TadH
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
Canada1846 Posts
September 18 2011 00:40 GMT
#107
On September 16 2011 20:50 Vlare wrote:
[image loading]


Yeah, everywhere I look this song just keeps playing in my head.

Edit : SO catchy at sub 8am ^_^



So ....many....nip....slips.....
7mk
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Germany10157 Posts
September 18 2011 10:46 GMT
#108
On September 17 2011 00:17 CTStalker wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 16 2011 06:31 Shauni wrote:
its really rude. drh and psychotic reaver. apologize to riku. now.

LOL. probably one of the most civil "critical" examples feedbacks of feedback she's gotten in her series of blogs, and shauni decides to white knight her. classic

edit: actually maybe this is a joke?


lolol
didnt you know shauni was secretly in love with riku
beep boop
Riku
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
United States1064 Posts
September 20 2011 03:29 GMT
#109
On September 17 2011 16:09 MaestroSC wrote:
Dear Riku,

Why do you expect a bunch of single nerds to understand why "Hey, why didnt your boyfriend marry his other girlfriend?" is a shitty way to start a conversation with someone.

and the reason I am really posting...

You have inspired me.

I am going to go post on a forum that hot nerdy girls visit... like.... hhhhmmmm
ok maybe this plan wont work...


Touche, sir.

And... I'm sure the girls will find you, hahaa.

On September 18 2011 05:39 Brees wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 16 2011 21:05 unichan wrote:
On September 16 2011 09:39 HawaiianPig wrote:
Let this stand as an object lesson to all.

If you send a girl on the internet a random friend request, you can become her boyfriend.

you can't just have that though you gotta have something cool to offer like high rank or being a riot employee, etc
or the girl will usually be like haha a friend, or haha this guy is annoying go away.. you gotta stand out from all the other guys on her flist somehow ;>


does being the best troll in LoL count?


Haha, I like to think Serif is the best troll because he probably had the most successful trolling ever! He got me from it!

Creative Director, CEO at Stumbling Cat, Writer for Broken Joysticks - Twitter: @RikuKat
divito
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
Canada1213 Posts
October 14 2011 21:46 GMT
#110
On September 17 2011 14:22 StorkHwaiting wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 16 2011 06:37 Riku wrote:
He's very open with me and I know him very well.


Is it just me or is this sentiment extremely naive?

Yes, hence my earlier comment.
Skype: divito7
LaSt)ChAnCe
Profile Blog Joined June 2005
United States2179 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-10-14 23:19:45
October 14 2011 23:19 GMT
#111
On September 18 2011 06:22 rel wrote:
Sounds like he totally got you with some maneuvers from, "The Game: Penetrating the Secret Society of Pickup Artists" by Neil Strauss.

Good Luck though!

lol, i wasn't going to say it but i'm glad someone did

On September 17 2011 14:22 StorkHwaiting wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 16 2011 06:37 Riku wrote:
He's very open with me and I know him very well.


Is it just me or is this sentiment extremely naive?


agreed
0123456789
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
United States3216 Posts
October 14 2011 23:42 GMT
#112
On September 16 2011 22:47 cascades wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 16 2011 21:05 unichan wrote:
On September 16 2011 09:39 HawaiianPig wrote:
Let this stand as an object lesson to all.

If you send a girl on the internet a random friend request, you can become her boyfriend.

you can't just have that though you gotta have something cool to offer like high rank or being a riot employee, etc
or the girl will usually be like haha a friend, or haha this guy is annoying go away.. you gotta stand out from all the other guys on her flist somehow ;>


Unichan how can I replace one of de three?


Everybody knows that Uni's #1 criteria is being 13, aka *coughPobeltercough*, but she will settle for guys that are 40+ city hunter's dad. She really likes qualities like being a badboy like that Drizzlemilkshake guy and inept. It's just that most guys who do not have high enough elo do not have any of these qualities. (secretly, the length of your privates = your elo/2, but elo/4 for azns.) Your best chance is to compliment her looks and 13 year old like body and buy stuff for her like ip boosts and super exclusive skins. This is the best way to replace one of unichan's 3 boifriends(not boyfriends, or manfriends, but boifriends) because all you need is more money than the other guy. However, this will only do things like give you a 10 minute chat session with unichan pretending to be a kawaii rice, (no pun intended), and a fake online kiss, while she cheats on you for mcbadboydrizzle, or sexy hunk pobelter.
unichan
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States4223 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-10-17 18:38:58
October 17 2011 15:52 GMT
#113
On October 15 2011 08:42 0123456789 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 16 2011 22:47 cascades wrote:
On September 16 2011 21:05 unichan wrote:
On September 16 2011 09:39 HawaiianPig wrote:
Let this stand as an object lesson to all.

If you send a girl on the internet a random friend request, you can become her boyfriend.

you can't just have that though you gotta have something cool to offer like high rank or being a riot employee, etc
or the girl will usually be like haha a friend, or haha this guy is annoying go away.. you gotta stand out from all the other guys on her flist somehow ;>


Unichan how can I replace one of de three?


Everybody knows that Uni's #1 criteria is being 13, aka *coughPobeltercough*, but she will settle for guys that are 40+ city hunter's dad. She really likes qualities like being a badboy like that Drizzlemilkshake guy and inept. It's just that most guys who do not have high enough elo do not have any of these qualities. (secretly, the length of your privates = your elo/2, but elo/4 for azns.) Your best chance is to compliment her looks and 13 year old like body and buy stuff for her like ip boosts and super exclusive skins. This is the best way to replace one of unichan's 3 boifriends(not boyfriends, or manfriends, but boifriends) because all you need is more money than the other guy. However, this will only do things like give you a 10 minute chat session with unichan pretending to be a kawaii rice, (no pun intended), and a fake online kiss, while she cheats on you for mcbadboydrizzle, or sexy hunk pobelter.

I was looking through my old posts and saw you were the last one who posted in this one. I was not disappointed LOL WTF
ps #s if you see this I liked the prosecutor, not the city hunter fake dad. prosecutor fucking hot as hell
:)
Brees
Profile Joined January 2010
Marshall Islands3404 Posts
October 17 2011 16:56 GMT
#114
dam he didn't edit that one fast enough!
Brees on in
Mogwai
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States13274 Posts
October 17 2011 16:58 GMT
#115
new numbers posts are so weird @_@

also, I thought he stopped posting on tl.
mogwaismusings.wordpress.com
annul
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
United States2841 Posts
October 17 2011 17:18 GMT
#116
pretty sure no one has ever cared about riku's blog except to troll it and that has not changed

also nice necro divito
unichan
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States4223 Posts
October 17 2011 18:37 GMT
#117
On October 18 2011 01:58 Mogwai wrote:
new numbers posts are so weird @_@

also, I thought he stopped posting on tl.

I know, if I see 0123456789 I click immediately. He had a hilarious argument with some guy a couple days ago. And he said he was going to stop posting only on the LoL forum, disappointing (as in i wish he would continue posting there, not that I am disappointed he only stopped posting there)
:)
0123456789
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
United States3216 Posts
October 19 2011 05:14 GMT
#118
lol unichan gets a joke. High5
Riku
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
United States1064 Posts
October 19 2011 06:44 GMT
#119
On October 18 2011 02:18 annul wrote:
pretty sure no one has ever cared about riku's blog except to troll it and that has not changed

also nice necro divito


And for pics, don't forget that.

Creative Director, CEO at Stumbling Cat, Writer for Broken Joysticks - Twitter: @RikuKat
arb
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Noobville17921 Posts
October 19 2011 06:55 GMT
#120
On October 19 2011 15:44 Riku wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 18 2011 02:18 annul wrote:
pretty sure no one has ever cared about riku's blog except to troll it and that has not changed

also nice necro divito


And for pics, don't forget that.


esp for pics
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