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Starcraft 2 Ruined My Son's Life

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IzieBoy
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
United States865 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-09-08 23:27:23
September 08 2011 23:25 GMT
#1
Note: Taken from a different forum.
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Hello everyone I found this website open on my son's computer so I thought I'd speak my mind.



First, a little background.



My son is (was) an avid player of football. Our family is big on sports. My husband, Butch, was in the UNGL and played football there for a few years until his back was ruptured. We're also a Christian family. We accept Jesus avidly. We even have a statue of him in our living room next to the football stand.



My son (Olaf), never played video games before this summer. He was a good student, with a 2.0 GPA, and played football like crazy. We went to every game. We decided to buy a liptop for him for his birthday in june.



One day we were watching the television, when an advertisement came on during a basketball game. It was for this Star craft 2 video game. My son was obviously interested, and went on this Blazzard website. I told him video games rot your head, and that was that.



But two months later I came home and found him alone in his room with the door locked. There was some repetive noise coming from inside, so I asked "Olaf what are you doing in there?", and barged into his room. To my horror he was sitting naked playing Star craft 2. I knew at that moment the devil was present, so I prayed.



When his father came home we had a talk. We agreed he wouldn't play any more Star craft 2 because it disagreed with Jesus. I decided to put a hidden camera in his bedroom.



Two days later I watched the footage, and was shocked. He sat in his room with his liptop and Star craft 2 on it. There was a man called ticcus I believe, and Olaf was talking to him. They drank whiskey together and smoked cigars. This Star craft 2 was making my son a criminal.



An hour later he was talking to some man on a micophone with his liptop over the internet web. I heard them mention something about a zorg rush. It sounded like a sexual thing. I think the man was a homosexual demon, and was poisoning my poor Olaf.



Enough was enough, and I showed the tape to my husband. Butch got all angry like and started beating Olaf, and told him not to be a gay man. He broke his nose. I thought that was the end of that.



But I was wrong. A week later, he invited a girl over when we wearnt home to show her a Star craft 2 zorg rush I think. I found them having naughty on the sofa. Star craft 2 has brought the devil into our house, I knew.



That night I called the Dr Chambers Society for the Christians, I saw on a Dr Phil. I told him my son was doing a zorg rush with a girl, and we thought he was becoming gay. The person said they would try their best to make him a straight Jesus man again, so we sent him away to the camp, telling him it was college.



Today I got a phone call and apparently my son had tried to hang himself. I went to the hospital, and he had his liptop. I was so sad I stoled it from him and this is what i found Star craft 2 blazzard websit on the internet web on his liptip screen.



I am so angry I am appearing on Fox news with the wonderuful casters there about the violence in video games and their effects on Jesus. On September 26 at 7:30 PM.



This is a sword of warning to all mothers out there who care about their sons. Thsi game would really destroy their lives if oyu don't stop letting them not trying to not let them play it.



Sincerely, Maggie Joe Beth

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Note: I didn't write this, but I thought it was hilarious.

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Shaetan
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
United States1175 Posts
September 08 2011 23:29 GMT
#2
There's no way this can be real lol.

He was a good student, with a 2.0 GPA


lolllll
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Enderbantoo
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
United States465 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-09-08 23:29:31
September 08 2011 23:29 GMT
#3
just another triolololol

On September 09 2011 08:29 Shaetan wrote:
There's no way this can be real lol.

Show nested quote +
He was a good student, with a 2.0 GPA


lolllll


i saw that too lol
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-swordguy
Profile Blog Joined April 2011
United States560 Posts
September 08 2011 23:30 GMT
#4
I really hope this is fake else this is really sad
I only regret that I have but one life to give for my country - Nathan Hale Cowards die many times before their deaths; The valiant never taste of death but once - William Shakespeare, ‘’Julius Caesar’’
synapse
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
China13814 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-09-08 23:32:36
September 08 2011 23:31 GMT
#5
So much troll...
"He was a good student, with a 2.0 GPA"
"we sent him away to the camp, telling him it was college."

EDIT: OP, source?
:)
Myles
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States5162 Posts
September 08 2011 23:32 GMT
#6
This is a troll, and an obviously bad one at that.
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boon2537
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
United States905 Posts
September 08 2011 23:32 GMT
#7
"zorg rush"
lololol
crms
Profile Joined February 2010
United States11933 Posts
September 08 2011 23:32 GMT
#8
this has to be fake... has.. to... be....
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Duka08
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
3391 Posts
September 08 2011 23:33 GMT
#9
0/10. Too obvious
KurtistheTurtle
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
United States1966 Posts
September 08 2011 23:34 GMT
#10
well in its defense i do play naked sometimes
“Reject your sense of injury and the injury itself disappears."
Soluhwin
Profile Joined October 2010
United States1287 Posts
September 08 2011 23:35 GMT
#11
Yeah, obvious troll. Was a hilarious read, though.
I put the sexy in dyslexia.
hazelynut
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
United States2195 Posts
September 08 2011 23:35 GMT
#12
good read though ahahahah ... "I told him my son was doing a zorg rush with a girl, and we thought he was becoming gay"
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N3rV[Green]
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
United States1935 Posts
September 08 2011 23:36 GMT
#13
Its just sad.......
Never fear the darkness, Bran. The strongest trees are rooted in the dark places of the earth. Darkness will be your cloak, your shield, your mother's milk. Darkness will make you strong.
awu25
Profile Joined April 2010
United States2003 Posts
September 08 2011 23:37 GMT
#14
Huge troll is way too obvious
Soluhwin
Profile Joined October 2010
United States1287 Posts
September 08 2011 23:38 GMT
#15
Did you actually take this from a separate forum or write this yourself? Link?
I put the sexy in dyslexia.
acgFork
Profile Blog Joined May 2011
Canada397 Posts
September 08 2011 23:39 GMT
#16
Terrible troll.. Still kinda funny though
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Endymion
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
United States3701 Posts
September 08 2011 23:39 GMT
#17
Wtf i posted this yesterday because my son's life is ruined, stop making a joke out of it
Have you considered the MMO-Champion forum? You are just as irrational and delusional with the right portion of nostalgic populism. By the way: The old Brood War was absolutely unplayable
drooL
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United Kingdom2108 Posts
September 08 2011 23:44 GMT
#18
I thought it was quite funny, haha.
@nowSimon
aisight
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
United States145 Posts
September 08 2011 23:45 GMT
#19
On September 09 2011 08:39 Endymion wrote:
Wtf i posted this yesterday because my son's life is ruined, stop making a joke out of it

You're a married woman?!
Birdie
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
New Zealand4438 Posts
September 08 2011 23:48 GMT
#20
Obvious troll is obvious.

Side note: what kind of christian has a statue of Jesus and beats their kids enough to break their nose? Corporal punishment, fine, but beating someone up is abuse. And I expect the author is getting his ideas from stereotypes seen in the USA, e.g. Fox news and dr. Phil. Are there honestly so-called Christians who act this way in the USA?
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