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[G]How to get into Masters league in 5 easy steps

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ZoW
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States3983 Posts
August 30 2011 23:14 GMT
#1
STEP 1: Put on some good music. This is very important!

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STEP 2: Log in.

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STEP 3: Press find match.

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STEP 4: GG at the beginning of the game.

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STEP 5: Congratulations, you are now in Masters. Brag to your friends.

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/brag blog


**
the courage to be a lazy bum
Vlare
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
748 Posts
August 30 2011 23:23 GMT
#2
I think you picked the wrong race.

This blog is stupid.
Mass zerglings doesnt fail
Ecael
Profile Joined February 2008
United States6703 Posts
August 30 2011 23:24 GMT
#3
I'd like to thank you not for the tip, but for the wallpaper.

Except I have that artist bookmarked anyway, go figure.
OmniEulogy
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Canada6600 Posts
August 30 2011 23:27 GMT
#4
this is exactly how I got into masters! except mine involved 200/200 zlots dancing in a zergs main when I left after achievement farming......... good game.
LiquidDota Staff
tok
Profile Joined April 2010
United States691 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-08-30 23:28:24
August 30 2011 23:28 GMT
#5
So you played your season 3 match, seriously I'm jelly you in master bro.
micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24781 Posts
August 30 2011 23:29 GMT
#6
Lol you brag about this every season dude
ModeratorThere are animal crackers for people and there are people crackers for animals.
EtherealDeath
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
United States8366 Posts
August 30 2011 23:36 GMT
#7
Lol haha. I was not expecting this.
cive
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Canada370 Posts
August 30 2011 23:53 GMT
#8
LOL made my day
Play Terran
SecondChance
Profile Joined December 2010
Australia603 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-08-30 23:54:38
August 30 2011 23:54 GMT
#9
Meh, who cares if he is 'bragging'? As if being in masters is something to brag about.

There are thousands upon thousands of players who are still better than you, let alone those on sponsored teams and those who perform at and win events such as MLG.

Let him have his day in the sun.
I see the want to in your eyes.
jonathan1
Profile Joined October 2010
United States395 Posts
August 30 2011 23:57 GMT
#10
yeah that was my 1 game for the season as well
boon2537
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
United States905 Posts
August 30 2011 23:57 GMT
#11
On August 31 2011 08:14 ZoW wrote:
STEP 1: Get Satori wallpaper. This is very important!

Fixed
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:3
Count9
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
China10928 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-08-30 23:59:16
August 30 2011 23:58 GMT
#12
Didn't work. Please revise guide with your username and password so I can try it next season more faithfully.
ZoW
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States3983 Posts
August 31 2011 00:01 GMT
#13
On August 31 2011 08:54 SecondChance wrote:
Meh, who cares if he is 'bragging'? As if being in masters is something to brag about.

There are thousands upon thousands of players who are still better than you, let alone those on sponsored teams and those who perform at and win events such as MLG.

Let him have his day in the sun.


The joke here is that I don't actually play sc2, as evident by my last login date :p
the courage to be a lazy bum
Pokebunny
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States10654 Posts
August 31 2011 00:05 GMT
#14
Zow you should play again
I haven't been mothership rushed for like ten months
Semipro Terran player | Pokebunny#1710 | twitter.com/Pokebunny | twitch.tv/Pokebunny | facebook.com/PokebunnySC
3FFA
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
United States3931 Posts
August 31 2011 00:34 GMT
#15
On August 31 2011 09:05 Pokebunny wrote:
Zow you should play again
I haven't been mothership rushed for like ten months

Grudge match where pokebunny gets an SCV icon if he loses? :3
"As long as it comes from a pure place and from a honest place, you know, you can write whatever you want."
Archas
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
United States6531 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-08-31 00:38:08
August 31 2011 00:35 GMT
#16
Satoriii~

Gimme the source, bro?
The room is ripe with the stench of bitches!
Meepman
Profile Joined December 2009
Canada610 Posts
August 31 2011 00:50 GMT
#17
I found this more entertaining then i should have....
Sorter
Profile Joined July 2011
170 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-08-31 01:04:02
August 31 2011 01:03 GMT
#18
Congrats.
Brotatolol
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
United States1742 Posts
August 31 2011 01:03 GMT
#19
I think I did it wrong, I only lost ladder points
Stancel
Profile Blog Joined June 2011
Singapore15360 Posts
August 31 2011 01:14 GMT
#20
Winamp? You fool.
ffxiv enjoyer
krndandaman
Profile Joined August 2009
Mozambique16569 Posts
August 31 2011 01:21 GMT
#21
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redFF
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
United States3910 Posts
August 31 2011 01:46 GMT
#22
On August 31 2011 10:21 krndandaman wrote:
um how did you get your desktop so badass like that? i want

looks like rainmeter and rocket dock.
instantdry
Profile Joined September 2007
Canada308 Posts
August 31 2011 02:03 GMT
#23
Step 3: Select Protoss
SecondChance
Profile Joined December 2010
Australia603 Posts
August 31 2011 02:42 GMT
#24
On August 31 2011 09:01 ZoW wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 31 2011 08:54 SecondChance wrote:
Meh, who cares if he is 'bragging'? As if being in masters is something to brag about.

There are thousands upon thousands of players who are still better than you, let alone those on sponsored teams and those who perform at and win events such as MLG.

Let him have his day in the sun.


The joke here is that I don't actually play sc2, as evident by my last login date :p


;P yea np. I wasn't trying to be a downer, or trying to single you out by saying 'you'. Just wondering why some people would care if you're bragging, haha.
I see the want to in your eyes.
Phelix
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
1931 Posts
August 31 2011 04:05 GMT
#25
I did the same process too, and got to Masters. Also, I agree with Micronesia, you do this every season...at some point, you'll drop back down!
Venture Capital is better off spent on lottery tickets rather than investing in E-Sports; you'll get a far better return. The difference is simple: Koreans are tryharding at the game, foreigners are tryharding in real-life.
Zergneedsfood
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
United States10671 Posts
September 17 2011 16:27 GMT
#26
Best blog.
/人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\ Make a contract with me and join TLADT | Onodera isn't actually a girl, she's just a doormat you walk over to get to the girl. - Numy 2015
ticktack
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
United Arab Emirates874 Posts
September 17 2011 16:32 GMT
#27
Awesome!! I'm gonna try it right away! . Congrats on Masters.
A winner is just a loser who got pissed off and tried harder
Geordie
Profile Blog Joined April 2011
United Kingdom653 Posts
September 17 2011 19:02 GMT
#28
On August 31 2011 10:14 DoNotDisturb wrote:
Winamp? You fool.


hey whats wrong with winamp? ;_;
Sentenal
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States12398 Posts
September 18 2011 04:22 GMT
#29
This is nothing. Have you ever tried losing your placement game to get into Masters? Real Pros get into Masters that way.
"Apparently, Sentenal is a paragon of friendship and tolerance. " - Ech0ne
bebe01
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Korea (South)512 Posts
September 18 2011 04:52 GMT
#30
i should make 1 for grandmasters
Torte de Lini
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
Germany38463 Posts
September 18 2011 08:19 GMT
#31
Rank 37 :/ Brag at rank 36 kthx
https://twitter.com/#!/TorteDeLini (@TorteDeLini)
Torenhire
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States11681 Posts
September 18 2011 08:24 GMT
#32
Hey, this is how I got into Diamond.

I didn't pick Protoss...I shouldn't have rolled Z. ><
SirJolt: Well maybe if you weren't so big and stupid, it wouldn't have hit you.
evanthebouncy!
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
United States12796 Posts
September 18 2011 10:19 GMT
#33
HahHAHaHAHaha
Life is run, it is dance, it is fast, passionate and BAM!, you dance and sing and booze while you can for now is the time and time is mine. Smile and laugh when still can for now is the time and soon you die!
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