I've seen a guide to sex on TL but here as the 5000th post of me, the yuri capture god. I will show you how to achieve the fabled harem end. How to Harem End.-By: 天道真百合 DISCLAIMER: Harem Ends are not for everyone. and is considered cheesing in real life. That is a risky maneuver but is highly rewarding if done right. Some what like a four gate. However if done wrong, you'd probably be pretty fucked. Like this
You don't want to become him right? So use this guide with discretion.
Introduction First, we must know what a harem end is. A Harem End is considered the highest status of manliness that is bestowed upon a human being. No matter who you are, even if you just saved the world, if you can't live happily ever after with your harem what good is there? What good is winning a tournament that has no prize pool? A harem end is the status of having that happily ever after with a multiple of heroines. This can be difficult to attain as it is difficult to balance them without them tearing each others' throats out. Like this
or this
But in this guide I will show you the true build order to Harem End Heroines
To get a harem started you need girls. I'll refer to them as heroines. Since they are the heroines to your future harem. There are a number of key criteria to picking you heroine targets
1.They must look at least decent, You do not want to harem end with ugly girls. 2.They should be interesting, You do not want to have a boring harem 3.They must be at least some what interested in your gender. Yuri is great. I love yuri, I worship it. But pure yuri heroines do not want you. BECAUSE YOU ARE MALE. 4.Try to pick heroines that you have a history with. This includes but are not limited to, -Childhood Friend -Your club president -Your upper classman -The underclassman you helped out on the first day -The transfer student in your class. 5.This goes hand in hand with 2. It's good to have variety in your harem. You DO NOT want 2 or 3 tsunderes in the same harem. It's bad for your life span. A good hand pick for a harem would be.... -a bipolar person -someone who is really quiet and shows no emotion -someone who is shy but is slightly interested in you -an ambitious person that is really fucken strong -a sickly girl that thinks nothing of her life. -a high class rich girl (in honor of Moonbear)
But if you are high level enough in capture....this should be a good hand pick -A loli student council president + Show Spoiler +
-An athletic tsundere that loves hotblood manga and has a sister who is.... -a underclassman into Games and BL + Show Spoiler +
-A sadistic but intelligent onee-san whose personality can only be related to that of Light Yagami + Show Spoiler +
Encounter Good you've picked your targets. Now to start the capture. This is your early game phase. You as the harem seeker must be aggressive. Because probably these girls have no interest in you. The encounter is the most important aspect of the capture process, this is where you must be on the offensive and grab her attention. This is an Encounter. Encounters doesn't need to be flashy or impressive but MUST be memorable. You don't have to leave a good impression on people for them to love you. I mean look at EGIdra. Memorable encounters will give you a big head start on the capture. I will give you some ideas. - Wake up late and Run when crossing a side walk corner. Chances are you will slam into a girl with a piece of bread that's late for her first day of class. Chances are if you are the same age she will some how magically end up in your class and sit next to you because the seat next to you just happens to be empty. - The same applies when you run and bump someone on the staircase. Be ready to catch her, because that scores you bonus points. If she falls you'll have to work a bit to recover you parameter, of which I will talk about later
Events This is simple, this is where most of your flags will come from. Spend time with your heroines. Being together is the most important part of the capture. This is when intelligence becomes the most important. One can easily say the event phase is the Harem metagame. Scouting is crucial! Anything you can find out about the heroines are important as they become vital flag setters in the latter phase of the capture. I will list some of the things to scout for during this phase. -Does the heroine have some kind of disease? -What is her family structure? -What are her goals? -What are her hobbies. -Does she suffer from domestic violence? -Is she bullied by a gang of girls in your class? -Is she high on some kind of drug that turns her from a quiet shy girl into this loud obnoxious girl who claims that she's actually a fairy and is bent on questing for the gate back to fairyland? -Did she have a car accident that only lets her remember 13 hours worth of memories? -Is she actually a spy? -Is she targeted by a novel writer whom is also the grandson of a mad artist whose only intention is to cut her limbs of and put her into a large broken egg shell painted black? -Is she secretly seeking revenge from you long lost brother whom seemed to have murdered her mother, who was a world famous musician?
With this knowledge you will have no problems following through the events and begin setting the flags for your capture. But you'll have to be careful to manage the parameters.
Parameter Parameter is a hidden stat that measures her affection for you. Simply put in layman terms it's a love meter. The higher your parameter with her the more you are loved. Balancing the parameter is the true essence of building the harem. If you balance it wrong you either head down to a single heroine end or a one way ticket down to bad end. Like our good ol' friend...
Even if you don't die from it this will happen
Many say Makoto was killed because he was douche that fucked every girl he encountered. But that is simply not the case. I mean look at this guy.
Mastering the parameter is the way to harem end. For parameter basics. -you CAN build parameters slowly by doing events with everybody -you CANNOT build one heroines parameter events then stop and build another heroine's parameter.
Seeing the ending After the completing the event flags set yourself up for the ending, The climax when all shit goes to hell and the fan hits the shit. With your experience gained from the events you should be fine going through them. DO NOT try to complete the final even with that heroine, because you are greedy. You want the harem end. That's why you need to help the heroine in the end event with EVERYONE! It may be difficult to pull trough multiple end events at the same time but united together, your harem will have strength! And when the end event is over the only thing that keeps you from having that Harem H-scene in your own epilogue is the credit roll. Left Ctrl thru that shit.
Ha, trying to trick me into watching 40 minutes of anime. Crafty but you have to post pretty early in the morningkr prime time to pull one over on me + Show Spoiler +
Ah, I saw blood so I'm watching them anyway, did you just write out the plot of every slice of life anime ever and call it a guide?
This is a beautiful 5k post with so many wonderful references to all kinds of anime stereotypes and archetypes. Though I wish you would've used a TWGOK video considering Keima is THE capturing god be they humans, demons, or goddesses. Turn him into Yui and he can capture males too.
Also, it is not possible for certain people to be in a harem aka Hitagi. She would kill everyone. Then she would probably kill you but not before letting you choose the most painful course of death. Therefore, it's important for certain heroines to not be sought after for the harem end.
On August 15 2011 11:54 KazeHydra wrote: This is a beautiful 5k post with so many wonderful references to all kinds of anime stereotypes and archetypes. Though I wish you would've used a TWGOK video considering Keima is THE capturing god be they humans, demons, or goddesses. Turn him into Yui and he can capture males too.
Also, it is not possible for certain people to be in a harem aka Hitagi. She would kill everyone. Then she would probably kill you but not before letting you choose the most painful course of death. Therefore, it's important for certain heroines to not be sought after for the harem end.
Hitagi is ok with Araragi-kun plays with Kanbaru sometimes though =P
On August 15 2011 11:54 KazeHydra wrote: This is a beautiful 5k post with so many wonderful references to all kinds of anime stereotypes and archetypes. Though I wish you would've used a TWGOK video considering Keima is THE capturing god be they humans, demons, or goddesses. Turn him into Yui and he can capture males too.
Also, it is not possible for certain people to be in a harem aka Hitagi. She would kill everyone. Then she would probably kill you but not before letting you choose the most painful course of death. Therefore, it's important for certain heroines to not be sought after for the harem end.
Hitagi is ok with Araragi-kun plays with Kanbaru sometimes though =P
But only because Kanbaru is her beloved and kawaii kouhai. Arararagi has no say in the matter.
On August 15 2011 11:54 KazeHydra wrote: This is a beautiful 5k post with so many wonderful references to all kinds of anime stereotypes and archetypes. Though I wish you would've used a TWGOK video considering Keima is THE capturing god be they humans, demons, or goddesses. Turn him into Yui and he can capture males too.
Also, it is not possible for certain people to be in a harem aka Hitagi. She would kill everyone. Then she would probably kill you but not before letting you choose the most painful course of death. Therefore, it's important for certain heroines to not be sought after for the harem end.
Hitagi is ok with Araragi-kun plays with Kanbaru sometimes though =P
But only because Kanbaru is her beloved and kawaii kouhai. Arararagi has no say in the matter.
Senjougahara is in a class all by herself. Because Hitagi End > Harem End. It would be the ultimate reward if she didn't have Koyomi already
On August 15 2011 11:54 KazeHydra wrote: This is a beautiful 5k post with so many wonderful references to all kinds of anime stereotypes and archetypes. Though I wish you would've used a TWGOK video considering Keima is THE capturing god be they humans, demons, or goddesses. Turn him into Yui and he can capture males too.
Also, it is not possible for certain people to be in a harem aka Hitagi. She would kill everyone. Then she would probably kill you but not before letting you choose the most painful course of death. Therefore, it's important for certain heroines to not be sought after for the harem end.
Hitagi is ok with Araragi-kun plays with Kanbaru sometimes though =P
But only because Kanbaru is her beloved and kawaii kouhai. Arararagi has no say in the matter.
Senjougahara is in a class all by herself. Because Hitagi End > Harem End. It would be the ultimate reward if she didn't have Koyomi already
granted it was a decent VN but otome game on my first click I must have bad luck
Haha, my buddies do not play VNs but we were bored one day so we would press random VNs, read the plot to make up cringe, and then show pics if they were good. It was always amusing when we got a guro...I would post but I do not want to get banned DX
On August 15 2011 12:48 Kamille wrote: And here I thought I had a chance with Harem. Sigh~
Capture him then! same formula Encounter, Events, Parameter (only need to manage 1 total easy mode) End Event, Credit Roll, Epilogue. It's not that different. Here I'll write a simple guide to him.
Write a shitty post, get warned/banned.
Whisper him and beg for forgiveness.
Talk with him more so you get to know him.
Do Harem's events
Get the right flags
H-scene 1
help him out when he's in trouble
H-scene 2
Beat him in Starcraft
H-scene 3
Handle the End Event properly
Left+Ctrl thru the Credit roll
HAREM'S END
PS Be sure to make a save file between the H Scenes' Choices for full CG collection
On August 15 2011 12:48 Kamille wrote: And here I thought I had a chance with Harem. Sigh~
Capture him then! same formula Encounter, Events, Parameter (only need to manage 1 total easy mode) End Event, Credit Roll, Epilogue. It's not that different. Here I'll write a simple guide to him.
Write a shitty post, get warned/banned.
Whisper him and beg for forgiveness.
Talk with him more so you get to know him.
Do Harem's events
Get the right flags
H-scene 1
help him out when he's in trouble
H-scene 2
Beat him in Starcraft
H-scene 3
Handle the End Event properly
Left+Ctrl thru the Credit roll
HAREM'S END
PS Be sure to make a save file between the H Scenes' Choices for full CG collection
and lol
On August 15 2011 11:32 Blasterion wrote:
Many say Makoto was killed because he was douche that fucked every girl he encountered. But that is simply not the case. I mean look at this guy.
And there was me thinking this was a guide to getting the harem ending for School Days
On August 15 2011 16:51 onlinerobbe wrote: I hope someone here will start watching school days as his "first anime" because of these references and will hate(love?) you forever :D
I think makoto was killed because he mistook a boner for love-feelings all the time btw :o
nice 5k!
My friend watched School Days as his first anime. It scarred him so badly he never watched one again
''-Is she secretly seeking revenge from you long lost brother whom seemed to have murdered her mother, who was a world famous musician?'' hahaha this is gold though i knew most of it from twgok lol
On August 15 2011 14:20 xAPOCALYPSEx wrote: The Seitokai no Ichizon content cancels out the School Days content and leaves a ridiculously awesome guide.
On August 15 2011 12:48 Kamille wrote: And here I thought I had a chance with Harem. Sigh~
Capture him then! same formula Encounter, Events, Parameter (only need to manage 1 total easy mode) End Event, Credit Roll, Epilogue. It's not that different. Here I'll write a simple guide to him.
Write a shitty post, get warned/banned.
Whisper him and beg for forgiveness.
Talk with him more so you get to know him.
Do Harem's events
Get the right flags
H-scene 1
help him out when he's in trouble
H-scene 2
Beat him in Starcraft
H-scene 3
Handle the End Event properly
Left+Ctrl thru the Credit roll
HAREM'S END
PS Be sure to make a save file between the H Scenes' Choices for full CG collection
You can never have enough tsundere! :D You are not faithful enough!
You're the type of person that thought IS was good huh? If they were all Makise Kurisu tsundere then maybe. But if they were all Kugimiya Rie clones then no, I don't want to be a baka inu slave to 14 different lolis. You would never have a moment of peace because there's always going to be someone going full tsun on you triggering a positive feedback of others joining in on the fun abuse. Also mentally: can you imagine what it'd be like to be constantly listening to a choir of "Urusai urusai urusaiiiiiii!!!!" One tsundere is all you need. 2 max. I mean, I love the tsundere, but I would never attempt multiple tsundere routes at once. If you still insist on a harem of tsundere, then you better have the physical and mental endurance of this guy + Show Spoiler +
You can never have enough tsundere! :D You are not faithful enough!
You're the type of person that thought IS was good huh? If they were all Makise Kurisu tsundere then maybe. But if they were all Kugimiya Rie clones then no, I don't want to be a baka inu slave to 14 different lolis. You would never have a moment of peace because there's always going to be someone going full tsun on you triggering a positive feedback of others joining in on the fun abuse. Also mentally: can you imagine what it'd be like to be constantly listening to a choir of "Urusai urusai urusaiiiiiii!!!!" One tsundere is all you need. 2 max. I mean, I love the tsundere, but I would never attempt multiple tsundere routes at once. If you still insist on a harem of tsundere, then you better have the physical and mental endurance of this guy + Show Spoiler +
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EnZUUzlL60Q
France is the only thing good about IS imo I mean everyone loves france =D
You can never have enough tsundere! :D You are not faithful enough!
You're the type of person that thought IS was good huh? If they were all Makise Kurisu tsundere then maybe. But if they were all Kugimiya Rie clones then no, I don't want to be a baka inu slave to 14 different lolis. You would never have a moment of peace because there's always going to be someone going full tsun on you triggering a positive feedback of others joining in on the fun abuse. Also mentally: can you imagine what it'd be like to be constantly listening to a choir of "Urusai urusai urusaiiiiiii!!!!" One tsundere is all you need. 2 max. I mean, I love the tsundere, but I would never attempt multiple tsundere routes at once. If you still insist on a harem of tsundere, then you better have the physical and mental endurance of this guy + Show Spoiler +
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EnZUUzlL60Q
France is the only thing good about IS imo I mean everyone loves france =D
You can never have enough tsundere! :D You are not faithful enough!
You're the type of person that thought IS was good huh? If they were all Makise Kurisu tsundere then maybe. But if they were all Kugimiya Rie clones then no, I don't want to be a baka inu slave to 14 different lolis. You would never have a moment of peace because there's always going to be someone going full tsun on you triggering a positive feedback of others joining in on the fun abuse. Also mentally: can you imagine what it'd be like to be constantly listening to a choir of "Urusai urusai urusaiiiiiii!!!!" One tsundere is all you need. 2 max. I mean, I love the tsundere, but I would never attempt multiple tsundere routes at once. If you still insist on a harem of tsundere, then you better have the physical and mental endurance of this guy + Show Spoiler +
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EnZUUzlL60Q
France is the only thing good about IS imo I mean everyone loves france =D
EPT
