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Molarrr
Profile Joined January 2011
Denmark70 Posts
July 24 2011 13:22 GMT
#21
So the romours were right
But im just glad someone revealed the truth, we all saw it coming but noone said anything before now.
Thank you arcanefrost, you are a true hero
Wash your hands kids!
Gamegene
Profile Blog Joined June 2011
United States8308 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-07-24 13:25:33
July 24 2011 13:23 GMT
#22


-Starcraft Beta-
"Behold Dustin, the future of Starcraft!"

"Oh my god a giant rock!"

"That's right. A giant rock."

"I can't believe what I'm seeing: it's a giant rock.
It's a rock and it's GIANT."

"Yes. And that's not all. Come over here Dustin and prepare to see witness something incredible."

"Okay but it's going to be tough to beat that giant rock."

"What you're about to see will change Starcraft II forever."

"Oh my god another giant rock!"
Throw on your favorite jacket and you're good to roll. Stroll through the trees and let your miseries go.
sh4w
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States713 Posts
July 24 2011 13:25 GMT
#23
At first I thought it was serious and I was happy...but now...
WTF...that's all I have to say really...WTF...
Where did this come from
I want to go back to being weird. I like being weird. Weird is all I've got. That and my sweet style.
FinnGamer
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
Germany2426 Posts
July 24 2011 13:25 GMT
#24
Pretty well written, really like the End with the 10 Minute 3 Roach Push, keep it up
"hopefully swing the favor in your advantage." - Day[9]
lagbzz
Profile Joined September 2010
Poland171 Posts
July 24 2011 13:25 GMT
#25
Awsome

10 minute 3 roach timing attack.

haha

I will say my precious every time when I kill rocks on expos D:
Let us divine :D
Vansetsu
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
United States1454 Posts
July 24 2011 14:40 GMT
#26
Win thread, thanks for the great writing, made me laugh.
Only by overcoming many obstacles does a river become - デイヴィ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ド
EnSky
Profile Joined June 2011
Philippines1003 Posts
July 24 2011 14:43 GMT
#27
Pretty funny! Nicely written.
Dimagus
Profile Joined December 2010
United States1004 Posts
July 24 2011 14:45 GMT
#28
OP is SC2's version of

br3ak.g0d
Profile Joined September 2010
43 Posts
July 24 2011 14:45 GMT
#29
lol I read the first half of this before I realized it wasn't real XD
itsben
Profile Joined July 2010
435 Posts
July 24 2011 15:04 GMT
#30
On July 24 2011 23:45 br3ak.g0d wrote:
lol I read the first half of this before I realized it wasn't real XD


Same here -,-

I feel so dumb right now...
Stanlot
Profile Joined December 2010
United States5742 Posts
July 24 2011 15:09 GMT
#31
This was amazing, best thing I've read all week :D
MC: "Sentry Forcefield Forcefield Marauder... cage Marauder die die"
DarkPlasmaBall
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States45041 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-07-24 15:20:45
July 24 2011 15:13 GMT
#32
On July 24 2011 22:07 EdSlyB wrote:
Move to blog. Good reading tho. ^^


Negative. Spotlight this.

This is frickin hilarious lmao
You can never have enough rocks
Need dragons now!

6/5, well done!
"There is nothing more satisfying than looking at a crowd of people and helping them get what I love." ~Day[9] Daily #100
ronpaul012
Profile Joined March 2011
United States769 Posts
July 24 2011 15:16 GMT
#33
oh lord no. I could really see them putting something on the maps in that would attack either player. Funny story though.
I'm a gooner.
lolsixtynine
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
United States600 Posts
July 24 2011 15:17 GMT
#34
Brilliant! Do you write much outside the internet?
envisioN .
Profile Joined February 2011
United States552 Posts
July 24 2011 15:19 GMT
#35
OMG Dragons on every rock would not be fun...

Great post though laughed the whole way through
"Good works do not make a good man, but a good man does good works" -Martin Luther ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
KentHenry
Profile Joined August 2010
United States260 Posts
July 24 2011 15:27 GMT
#36
Very well written and entertaining. Thank you for something new and refreshing. ^^
kedinik
Profile Joined September 2010
United States352 Posts
July 24 2011 15:42 GMT
#37
"We can just add more rocks to the first map, and add dragons in the background. We could even have a dragon sitting on every rock, to attack players who try to break them down."

Excellent.
Deyster
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Jordan579 Posts
July 24 2011 15:58 GMT
#38
You have to admit, Dragons are kinda cool.

I was smiling while reading this, good job.
Watch the minimap.
Arcanefrost
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
Belgium1257 Posts
July 24 2011 16:58 GMT
#39
On July 25 2011 00:17 lolsixtynine wrote:
Brilliant! Do you write much outside the internet?


Thx. No not really
Valor is a poor substitute for numbers.
kedinik
Profile Joined September 2010
United States352 Posts
July 24 2011 17:02 GMT
#40
On July 25 2011 00:58 Deyster wrote:
You have to admit, Dragons are kinda cool.


Definitely, would love to see one of the new ladder maps with extra rock dragons.
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