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A String Hanging From My Dog's Anus

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Zealotdriver
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
United States1557 Posts
July 23 2011 02:08 GMT
#1
The US is experiencing an incredible heatwave right now. At least 100 degrees during the day.

So I'm walking my dog tonight, and she is super excited and happy as usual. A few blocks from my place, she stops to drop off some poo. She emits a few small turds and then a long stringy thing.

A nydus worm!

No, it was in fact carpet fiber. I knew she had been tearing up her bed a little bit, but until now she hadn't been actually eating it. So she is looking at me like "wtf man, get this shit out of me" and so I put a plastic bag over my hand and try to pull it out. She is clenching her butt and the fibers won't budge.

I cut the strings off and get her back home. She is trying to sit down all the time. I'm fucking frantic, worried that she has some insane carpet fiber forcefield in her colon. I let her sit and try to get the strings out herself, and she pulls more out. I put on a nitrile glove and pull on it again and it comes out. She is overcome with joy and so am I.

Tonight, she's sleeping on a piece of cardboard.

***
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sob3k
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
United States7572 Posts
July 23 2011 02:10 GMT
#2
I'm overcome with happiness for you
In Hungry Hungry Hippos there are no such constraints—one can constantly attempt to collect marbles with one’s hippo, limited only by one’s hippo-levering capabilities.
Zealotdriver
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
United States1557 Posts
July 23 2011 02:12 GMT
#3
On July 23 2011 11:10 sob3k wrote:
I'm overcome with happiness for you

Thanks. It was pretty stressful.
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VeNoM HaZ Skill
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
United States1528 Posts
July 23 2011 02:13 GMT
#4
My dog once ate an entire bag of Hershey kisses, wrappers and all. The screams of pain still haunt my dreams....(just like TheBest)
#1 MMA fan! I like you too Taeja. Still patiently waiting for the Crown Prince to become the King.
GoTuNk!
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
Chile4591 Posts
July 23 2011 02:17 GMT
#5
Thank god u didn't post pics
Malgrif
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
Canada1095 Posts
July 23 2011 02:21 GMT
#6
oh man that is gross lol
for there to be pro there has to be noob.
Kezzer
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
United States1268 Posts
July 23 2011 02:25 GMT
#7
my dog goes absolutely crazy in the heat i have no idea why. she normally sleeps with me every night, but the past few nights have been especially hot, she just runs around all the rooms and randomly sits and is always going up and down the stairs
Mikilatov
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
United States3897 Posts
July 23 2011 02:25 GMT
#8
Disgustinggg.. Glad it turned out okay. =)

You should be extra careful though... A good friend of mine had a 3 month old puppy that just 1 week ago ate something that got lodged in her somewhere and she died before they were able to get surgery done. =(
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zobz
Profile Joined November 2005
Canada2175 Posts
July 23 2011 02:30 GMT
#9
You should be careful about pulling it out, it may cause damage to the intestines etc. Better to just let it work itself out and keep snipping it. Don't let the dog pull at it either. I'm no vet but I've heard things about cats eating christmas ribbons, which is a bit different but I'd still be careful.
"That's not gonna be good for business." "That's not gonna be good for anybody."
3FFA
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
United States3931 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-07-23 02:39:19
July 23 2011 02:31 GMT
#10
On July 23 2011 11:17 GoTuNk! wrote:
Thank god u didn't post pics

hahahahahahahahahaha!

Also, wtf @ cardboard box? Get your dog an actual crate. Then you can take the bed out when your dog is eating it.

Crate
PetSmart Crate 3-way(Easier to get stuff out of the crate if stuff is put in the back/can be better in an emergency)
Bed
Answer To Question About Durable Dog Bed. It exists! ^_^ Search for more if this doesn't satisfy .

Hope that helps

edit: Also call your vet and tell him/her what happened and ask if you need a check up. Also, what state do you live in/ what type of dog?
"As long as it comes from a pure place and from a honest place, you know, you can write whatever you want."
Zealotdriver
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
United States1557 Posts
July 23 2011 02:32 GMT
#11
On July 23 2011 11:30 zobz wrote:
You should be careful about pulling it out, it may cause damage to the intestines etc. Better to just let it work itself out and keep snipping it. Don't let the dog pull at it either. I'm no vet but I've heard things about cats eating christmas ribbons, which is a bit different but I'd still be careful.

Yeah I was really worried about damaging something. I gave the most gentle tug in the history of pulling things and the second time, when she was at home, it came out with no resistance. I think the first time she was just freaked out and was clenching too hard on it.
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DyEnasTy
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
United States3714 Posts
July 23 2011 02:40 GMT
#12
Thank you for sharing........ -___-
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WarChimp
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
Australia943 Posts
July 23 2011 02:42 GMT
#13
This just made me laugh so fricken much. I looked at the title and went, wtf... then I finished reading and I laughed. Made my morning, thanks mate.
OmniEulogy
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Canada6593 Posts
July 23 2011 02:50 GMT
#14
On July 23 2011 11:40 DyEnasTy wrote:
Thank you for sharing........ -___-



Yeahhhh I'm happy for you but never tell me something like this again >.< lol
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Binky1842
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
United States2599 Posts
July 23 2011 02:50 GMT
#15
my childhood dog was a labrador. there was a lot of houses being built in my neighborhood back then, and on the corner there was a house that just had insulation put in. the dog ate some of it, and hours later kept howling and whimpering.
he pooped a grapefruit sized ball a few days later.
"The zoo could not confirm that Binky was the attacker, but only Binky had blood on his face following the incident"
GenesisX
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
Canada4267 Posts
July 23 2011 03:00 GMT
#16
Thank you for sharing :o
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Zealotdriver
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
United States1557 Posts
July 23 2011 03:01 GMT
#17
On July 23 2011 11:50 OmniEulogy wrote:
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On July 23 2011 11:40 DyEnasTy wrote:
Thank you for sharing........ -___-



Yeahhhh I'm happy for you but never tell me something like this again >.< lol

Yes it is gross and all, but you just have to be clinical and calm when these kind of medical situations occur. However, the calm part is very difficult when a loved pet or person is in trouble.
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Al Bundy
Profile Joined April 2010
7257 Posts
July 23 2011 03:10 GMT
#18
Oh come on... there needs to be a system in order to filter these kind of thread titles... This is getting out of control
o choro é livre
Whole
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States6046 Posts
July 23 2011 03:21 GMT
#19
to the people who are saying this is gross: did you expect anything different with a title like this?

grats to you and ur dog btw
canucks12
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
Canada812 Posts
July 23 2011 03:58 GMT
#20
A friend's dog died after eating rubber bands. They got the dog's intestines all tangled and clogged, eventually causing them to pop. Bad way to die.
Atticus.axl
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States456 Posts
July 23 2011 04:30 GMT
#21
1. Glad your dog is okay.

2. Why did I click on this thread title?
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