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Blazinghand
United States25559 Posts
For those of you just tuning in, consider checking out my last Blog Post but you don't really need the background info to understand the situation.
So, a summary of what happened between the last post and now: I straightened that sort of "short run" problem out with my gf, and things were looking a little better. We had a date on the day before I left for a 2 week vacation with my family, and things were looking ok. Then I spent 2 weeks in france, where we weren't really able to speak, and I got back a few days ago. We went on a date, and afterwards we were chilling at my place, and she starts like crying and flipping out because she hasn't told her (conservative, chinese) parents that we're dating, and it's stressful for her. I drive her home. I don't even know what to do here. Normally I recognize that I have fairly average relationship management skills, and normally the solution to that problem is to become just like MarineKingPrime.
But I can't do that any more.
No, I hadn't been paying enough attention, I hadn't realized that MKP was not who I thought he was. A Hero? Maybe. Or a Villain, if you play zerg. A Man? Of course. A Legend?
...No. No, I'm sorry, MKP, I can't try to be like you. What separates me from the faceless, disgusting, unwashed masses is the ability to transcend this base reality, to find something greater to believe in.
Someone greater than MKP.
Someone like Polt.
![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/F3ON5.jpg) Legendary.
Polt doesn't have to stand or NOT stand for this kind of BS. His GF(s) all would never even CONSIDER telling their parents they're dating him. Why? Because their goddamn dads would explode with pride and fanboyism if they knew. I'm not talking about a metaphorical explosion, either. There would be blood. Polt is so sexy there there's nothing that could possibly stop the ensuing battles as the GF's siblings (male and female) try to jockey for a chance to steal their sister's BF away from her. Here's an example of what I'm talking about:
+ Show Spoiler +![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/umyHp.jpg) This is so sexy that I'm making out with my screen as I type. And it's great.
That's right, you can't trust SHIT when Polt is in the house. Not your CPU, not your mother, NOTHING. He's so goddamn sexy that I gotta be just like him. It's the only way I'll ever find peace.
Some of you are still unconvinced. Yeah, YOU: I see you reading this and shaking your head. "Alicia could take his ass" or "Huk is way manlier" you're thinking. Well, you're wrong, and here's why:
- Polt has basically never lost a TvP set. Ever.
- when he looks you in the eye he eats your soul
- juggles being a pro gamer and going to a top tier university
- manly as hell (manlier than MKP)
- "death stare"+ Show Spoiler [WARNING, DANGEROUS TO VIEW] +
- plays terran
- oh god, the "death stare"+ Show Spoiler [OHGOD OHGOD OHGOD OHGOD] +
- slayer of kings, destroyer of worlds, devourer of civilizations
secret completely open love affair with SlayerS_Boxer
I know there's no way for me to really become like Polt. He's a whole new level above MKP. I don't even have a chance of matching his manlitude.
But I'll be damned if I don't try.
 
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Netherlands45349 Posts
so.........are you one of those fellas who can juggle being a progamer and a top tier univercity student at the same time?
if not, you are not Polt
:>.
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Blazinghand
United States25559 Posts
On July 19 2011 08:01 Kipsate wrote:
so.........are you one of those fellas who can juggle being a progamer and a top tier univercity student at the same time?
if not, you are not Polt
:>.
totally adding that to the list
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Eh....death stare was a major letdown. He just looks mildly disinterested and one of his eyes is bigger than the other or something.
This is amazing though.
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Blazinghand
United States25559 Posts
On July 19 2011 08:02 Z3kk wrote:
Eh....death stare was a major letdown. He just looks mildly disinterested and one of his eyes is bigger than the other or something.
This is amazing though.
Eh, I work with what I can find. Polt's fanclub thread is semi-defunct due to the OP being perma banned-- there is only a small collection of images, and that's basically the only one that's not him just looking at the camera and smiling. He hasn't had a chance for fanclub ops to gather together wacky photos yet. Still, I'll see if I can find something better this evening, and maybe get a 2nd image.
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Lol; seriously nice blog <3 POlt
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When it comes to manliness, I have to step up:
MKP isn't manly at all, he is pretty.
THE Mantoss:
+ Show Spoiler +
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Reading your past blog and now this one it sounds like your GF is a huge clinger and prone to emotional swings. Soooo not attractive and to be frank it's gonna give you huge headaches which it already has.
I would part ways while you still can.
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So now you're betraying the almighty king of marines? 
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i'd hate to burst anyone's bubble, but juggling pro-gaming and academics (regardless of "tier") in korea isn't as hard as everyone thinks. once you get a certain score on the entrance exam and get into a school, you're "home free". it's a known fact that colleges in korea are much easier than high school. what everyone should be amazed at is how polt balanced his 3rd year in high school with pro-gaming aspirations. if polt is in his final year at SNU, that means he studied well enough to pass the entrance exams at the 99.99% percentile!! HOLY SHIT!!!!
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Wait, so... You didn't tell her parents? Why not?
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On July 19 2011 08:13 zewker wrote:+ Show Spoiler +That's a death stare But nice read nonetheless 
This is a death stare.
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Great writeup! Polt fighting!!!
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On July 19 2011 10:13 XXGeneration wrote:This is a death stare.
Ask - What Would Jaedong Do?
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On July 19 2011 08:13 zewker wrote:+ Show Spoiler +That's a death stare But nice read nonetheless
JD has a better deathstare than that!
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![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/1oj1T.jpg)
DO NOT WANT
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On July 20 2011 01:35 ILOVEKITTENS wrote:DO NOT WANT
Tell me you specifically found that shot for this instance.
TOO GOOD
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Netherlands45349 Posts
If I am not mistaken its from Jaedong against Firebathero
One of the only times I have ever seen Jaedong BM(hatch) his opponent.
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Blazinghand
United States25559 Posts
Oh god, that death stare has been burned into my mind for all eternity, now. ILK has produced yet another earth-shattering masterpiece. Also, just fyi, any girl-related stuff I post in these girl blogs, despite the extra content attached, is actually true. (In case anyone has some advice), but I already know what I need to do. I must become like unto Polt himself.
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On July 19 2011 08:13 zewker wrote:+ Show Spoiler +That's a death stare But nice read nonetheless
Ah God I will Kill my first born to get it off me!!
+ Show Spoiler +At first I was like "is this up to Tl's posting standards?" but then I was like ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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