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A Funny Text Conversation on my Birthday

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ClysmiC
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
United States2192 Posts
July 18 2011 00:19 GMT
#1
Hello TL, today is my birthday.

I have a really good friend who's birthday was a few months back, and she got really mad at me because I didn't text her saying "happy birthday" until like 3 o clock that day. I guess she expected me to act all super-excited and giddy... which if she knows anything about me, that should not be the case. Anyway, today is my birthday, and I haven't been hinting at it or anything like that to her, because I know her well enough to know that if I don't mention it then she won't even remember it (especially since she is on vacation atm). Fortunately, I couldn't care less whether she remembers my birthday or not, I just find it hilarious how hypocritical she was being after her birthday.

So today I decided to text her and get a little revenge. Fortunately for me, she gets easily confused, which made this even more fun. Here is our conversation:

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Me: Hey, whats up?

Friend: At the boathouse eating hbu?

Me: Just watching the womens team lose the world cup lol

Friend: Haha fun. I just ordered 1 and a fourth pounds of crab legs, all ffor myself

Me: Haha, I bet you don't finish half of it --(she's very small lol)

Friend: Haha yes I will!

Me: Lol we'll see. Do you remember last year when you got kinda mad that it took me a while to say happy birthday to you?

Friend: Haha yeah well u were acting like normal! Just 'hey' ok thanks, why?

Me: Lol I was just wondering

Friend: Haha yeah, whyd you do that

Me: I didn't even do anything lol, you just got mad because I didn't text you like first thing in the morning

Friend: Exactly u didnt do ANYTHING!!

Me: Lol I didn't do anything? I said happy birthday... that's more than some people can say! --(hint hint)

Friend: No u said "hey happy bday" thanks. Ha like jessica called me at 6am and woke upa nd told me happy bday!

Me: Lol so its expected that I do something super special?

Friend: Um yeAh

Me: Ah, I wasn't personally aware of that. But I guess that's something that you yourself do on birthdays, am I correct?

Friend: Haha obviously!... hehe

Me: I'm assuming you're catching on? --(I assumed this was why she added that "hehe" at the end of last message, but apparently not)

Friend: Wait idk im confused

Me: ...i'm sorry but I don't know how to be any less subtle

Friend: Try again

Me: So you seriously don't know what I've been getting at for the past hour?

Friend: u got my bday present!? --(While it sounds like she's on the right track, she's not. You see, I still hadn't bought her a present for her bday a few months ago -oops- but I had promised her I'd get her one soon. So she was talking about my present for her, not her present for me lol)

Me: What? Did you mail me one or something? --(I'm acting like she's talking about a present that she bought me)

Friend: Uh no why would I?!

Me: Oh idk, maybe for the same reason that you didn't call me and wake me up at 6am this
morning?

Friend: oh, happy birthday

Me: How unexpected!

--End of Conversation--


Lol, hope you guys enjoyed reading this convo as much as I enjoyed having it!

****
mavsfan0041
Profile Joined February 2011
United States306 Posts
July 18 2011 00:46 GMT
#2
hahaha That's pretty funny! I've had conversations like that with a friend before... She's quite the blonde.
R.I.P. CheckSix
RandomAccount#49059
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
United States2140 Posts
July 18 2011 00:47 GMT
#3
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Snipershot
Profile Joined November 2010
United Kingdom59 Posts
July 18 2011 00:47 GMT
#4
I think she trolled you :D
ClysmiC
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
United States2192 Posts
July 18 2011 00:58 GMT
#5
On July 18 2011 09:47 Snipershot wrote:
I think she trolled you :D

That idea briefly occured to me, but trust me: she completely lacks wit. She could never troll anyone.
kyarisan
Profile Joined May 2010
United States347 Posts
July 18 2011 01:08 GMT
#6
honestly, that sounds just like conversations i have with this one friend of mine, every single day..... lol. kind of embarrassing (not a guy lol)
jupidar
Profile Joined December 2010
United States229 Posts
July 18 2011 01:11 GMT
#7
IM SO CONFUSED
Zim23
Profile Joined August 2010
United States1681 Posts
July 18 2011 01:34 GMT
#8
On July 18 2011 10:11 jupidar wrote:
IM SO CONFUSED

She posts on TL???
Do an arranged marriage if she's not completely minging, and don't worry about dancing, get a go-kart, cheers.
Logginurkeyz
Profile Joined September 2010
United States375 Posts
July 18 2011 02:14 GMT
#9
i hope you're female- else your whole thing sounds like you are writing a girl blog in disguise, hiding the anguish that she doesn't think about you as much as you wish she did...

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY! ~above text is meant to be your catharsis
Jemag... Jemag... you're like an alcoholic telling me why you drink... you have your reasons, but it's still bad... <3 iNcontroL
Cow
Profile Joined May 2010
Canada1104 Posts
July 18 2011 03:05 GMT
#10
Nicely done

(and Happy Birthday!)
R.I.P. Nujabes ♫
ClysmiC
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
United States2192 Posts
July 18 2011 05:13 GMT
#11
On July 18 2011 11:14 Logginurkeyz wrote:
i hope you're female- else your whole thing sounds like you are writing a girl blog in disguise, hiding the anguish that she doesn't think about you as much as you wish she did...

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY! ~above text is meant to be your catharsis

I do understand that it kind of sounds like that, but I assure you that that is not the case. Trust me I could've dated her a long time ago if I wanted to... But I'm smart when it comes to dating so I chose not to. She's just a best friend
OmniEulogy
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Canada6592 Posts
July 18 2011 05:44 GMT
#12
lol happy birthday.
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Torte de Lini
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
Germany38463 Posts
July 18 2011 05:50 GMT
#13
Bwahaha, nice!
Happy Birthday, it's my friend's birthday too ;D!
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