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My first tortellini (and blog)

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edc
Profile Blog Joined May 2011
United States666 Posts
July 15 2011 23:00 GMT
#1
Hello, TL! Today I decided to dedicate my blog to the event in which I ate the first of many, many tortellinis to come in the future.

I was in my big trip in Europe with my family when I arrived in Rome. On the last evening we were to spend there, we went to a fancy restaurant named the 'Roof Garden.' All the tables and chairs were located on the top of the restaurant, with the first floor used to prepare the food. As I browsed through the menu to look for something of interest, my eyes fell upon the entry 'Tortellini.' Instantly I remembered Torte de Lini, an awesome user of TL. Curious as to why someone would dedicate his TL username to a food, I unhesitatingly ordered it, saying 'I would like a tortellini.'

I must inform the reader that all the waiters were very funny and entertaining in the way they talked and acted. Many laughs erupted from various tables. However, mine was to give the greatest.

After 10 minutes or so, my family's orders were served, mine last. As I watched eagerly for my food, I noticed something terribly wrong with my plate. There was only ONE tortellini.

ONE.

With a cute little leaf on top for decoration.

As shocked as I was, I asked the waiter why the hell there was only one tortellini. The waiter replied in an equally confused tone with very bad English that as I asked for 'a' tortellini, I got exactly one. After much arguing between him and me, another waiter appeared and handed to me a full plate of tortellini (meaning I got one extra :D)! Everyone at my table burst out in laughter. The waiters, after many hilarious antics, left us alone to dine.

This is the most important part of the story: the tasting of the tortellini.

I hastily shoved the first piece into my mouth and bit down on it. Sweet and tender meat oozed out of holes I created on the pasta covering and mixed with the rich sauce placed finely over the entire tortellini. As I chewed more and more, the delicious tastes mixed together to create a powerful and lasting sense. When I swallowed, the delicacies created a warm feeling that ran down my esophagus and into my stomach. Holy shit.

The first plate went by rather fast. I greedily ate a second plate before I concluded to myself that I was fully satisfied with my meal. It was heavenly.

Before my family and I left, we still interacted with the waiters and laughed. When we finally departed for the hotel, I took with us one of the restaurant's business cards so that if I would ever come back again to Rome, I would know exactly where I'd spend some of my time at.

The dinner at the Roof Garden was by far the most memorable experience I've had in Rome, and so far in Europe as well (l've been traveling here for four weeks, almost two more to go). If it weren't for the tortellini, the dinner wouldn't have been half as great.

Thank you all for reading my blog. Thank you for indirectly introducing me to a great food, Torte de Lini. And of course, happy birthday!

*****
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Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States4549 Posts
July 15 2011 23:02 GMT
#2
LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL. that's hilarious hahahhahha
glad you enjoyed your experience now i want some..
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bonifaceviii
Profile Joined May 2010
Canada2890 Posts
July 15 2011 23:06 GMT
#3
I thought that 'i' was the plural form in Italian? As in a single tortellini would be a tortellino?

Oh who am I kidding, I don't know Italian
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GhostKorean
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States2330 Posts
July 15 2011 23:08 GMT
#4
This blog is lacking in pictures
bonifaceviii
Profile Joined May 2010
Canada2890 Posts
July 15 2011 23:10 GMT
#5
Maybe it was a tortelloni?

I can't believe a blog about pasta can be so compelling
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SolvusAnima
Profile Joined July 2010
United States138 Posts
July 15 2011 23:11 GMT
#6
On July 16 2011 08:06 bonifaceviii wrote:
I thought that 'i' was the plural form in Italian? As in a single tortellini would be a tortellino?

Oh who am I kidding, I don't know Italian


I'm quite confused about this as well, haha. Perhaps we could get an explanation ^^?

I live in San Diego, so I went to Little Italy and ordered a "cannolo" off one of the Italian bakeries there, and the baker looked at me with a weird face, like he didn't know what I'd just ordered. So I had to say, "a cannoli" and then he finally got it >_<
Since we cannot change reality, let us change the eyes which see reality.
MonsieurGrimm
Profile Joined August 2010
Canada2441 Posts
July 15 2011 23:15 GMT
#7
On July 16 2011 08:10 bonifaceviii wrote:
Maybe it was a tortelloni?

I can't believe a blog about pasta can be so compelling

more like a tortealonei
"60% of the time, it works - every time" - Brian Fantana on Double Reactors All The Way // "Great minds discuss ideas; Average minds discuss events; Small minds discuss people." - Eleanor Roosevelt
Yergidy
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States2107 Posts
July 15 2011 23:18 GMT
#8
Tortellini is amazing dude! Glad you finally got to try my favorite pasta haha. Cheese tortellini is really good as well.
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PH
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States6173 Posts
July 15 2011 23:29 GMT
#9
Good tortellini is amazing. Like...sooo good...
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edc
Profile Blog Joined May 2011
United States666 Posts
July 15 2011 23:34 GMT
#10
On July 16 2011 08:10 bonifaceviii wrote:
Maybe it was a tortelloni?

I can't believe a blog about pasta can be so compelling

They are almost exactly the same, though I am certain it was tortellini.
“There are two kinds of people in this world, those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig.” - Clint Eastwood
Serejai
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
6007 Posts
July 15 2011 23:35 GMT
#11
Wow... as if eating Torte wasn't enough, you're going after his entire family? You dirty cannibal
I HAVE 5 TOAST POINTS
edc
Profile Blog Joined May 2011
United States666 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-07-15 23:43:08
July 15 2011 23:37 GMT
#12
On July 16 2011 08:11 SolvusAnima wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 16 2011 08:06 bonifaceviii wrote:
I thought that 'i' was the plural form in Italian? As in a single tortellini would be a tortellino?

Oh who am I kidding, I don't know Italian


I'm quite confused about this as well, haha. Perhaps we could get an explanation ^^?

I live in San Diego, so I went to Little Italy and ordered a "cannolo" off one of the Italian bakeries there, and the baker looked at me with a weird face, like he didn't know what I'd just ordered. So I had to say, "a cannoli" and then he finally got it >_<

The correct term is 'tortellini,' as it is also plural.

Edit: I think...
“There are two kinds of people in this world, those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig.” - Clint Eastwood
Kavdragon
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States1251 Posts
July 15 2011 23:39 GMT
#13
Man...I want one now.
I'm currently on an indefinite hiatus from TL =(
JiSu
Profile Joined August 2010
Korea (South)140 Posts
July 15 2011 23:46 GMT
#14
I definitely have to go visit this place when I go to Rome!
Gnial
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Canada907 Posts
July 15 2011 23:56 GMT
#15
On July 16 2011 08:15 MonsieurGrimm wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 16 2011 08:10 bonifaceviii wrote:
Maybe it was a tortelloni?

I can't believe a blog about pasta can be so compelling

more like a tortealonei


I would just like to point out...

http://www.google.ca/search?hl=en&rlz=1C1GGGE_enCA361CA361&sa=X&ei=htMgTrvgAuTjiAK22fmwAw&ved=0CCcQvgUoAA&q=tortealonei&nfpr=1&biw=470&bih=468

Now, whenever anyone types tortealonei into google search, they will be linked to this thread.
1, eh? 2, eh? 3, eh?
MonsieurGrimm
Profile Joined August 2010
Canada2441 Posts
July 16 2011 00:04 GMT
#16
On July 16 2011 08:56 Gnial wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 16 2011 08:15 MonsieurGrimm wrote:
On July 16 2011 08:10 bonifaceviii wrote:
Maybe it was a tortelloni?

I can't believe a blog about pasta can be so compelling

more like a tortealonei


I would just like to point out...

http://www.google.ca/search?hl=en&rlz=1C1GGGE_enCA361CA361&sa=X&ei=htMgTrvgAuTjiAK22fmwAw&ved=0CCcQvgUoAA&q=tortealonei&nfpr=1&biw=470&bih=468

Now, whenever anyone types tortealonei into google search, they will be linked to this thread.

I've made history :O
"60% of the time, it works - every time" - Brian Fantana on Double Reactors All The Way // "Great minds discuss ideas; Average minds discuss events; Small minds discuss people." - Eleanor Roosevelt
dudeman001
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
United States2412 Posts
July 16 2011 00:23 GMT
#17
I don't think I've ever had a tortellini. They sound delicious.

Also giving it 15 minutes until Torte finds this thread. When he does, happy birthday :D!
Sup.
Risen
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States7927 Posts
July 16 2011 01:30 GMT
#18
Tortellini is my favorite pasta by far.
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bITt.mAN
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
Switzerland3693 Posts
July 16 2011 01:33 GMT
#19
It'd have made all our lives simpler if you'd actually just eaten him.

D: I'll Skype msg him this (:
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Suc
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Australia1569 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-07-16 02:10:44
July 16 2011 02:10 GMT
#20
On July 16 2011 08:06 bonifaceviii wrote:
I thought that 'i' was the plural form in Italian? As in a single tortellini would be a tortellino?

Oh who am I kidding, I don't know Italian

Yeah it is, but it's weird to say "tortellino" lol. iirc there's no differentiation between Italian food plurals in English, e.g. you always say "there's a strand of spaghetti on the floor", not "there's a strand of spaghetto on the floor".

Edit: I guess lasagna/lasagne is said both ways in English.
Count9
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
China10928 Posts
July 16 2011 02:17 GMT
#21
On July 16 2011 08:10 bonifaceviii wrote:
Maybe it was a tortelloni?

I can't believe a blog about pasta can be so compelling

Food blogs are always compelling, last time there was a 5 page heated debate on how to properly cook steak.
]343[
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
United States10328 Posts
July 16 2011 03:25 GMT
#22
hahaha epic waiters... and nice writing too. 5/5

(don't inflate TDL's ego too much though :o)
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Louuster
Profile Joined November 2010
Canada2869 Posts
July 16 2011 03:47 GMT
#23
Wait youve never eaten tortellini before going on a trip to italy?
That seems strange to me as I regularly eat those and have for as long as I remember..
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Torte de Lini
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
Germany38463 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-07-16 04:34:57
July 16 2011 04:34 GMT
#24
Oh wtf? One stupid tortellini?
No picture ):

As I browsed through the menu to look for something of interest, my eyes fell upon the entry 'Tortellini.' Instantly I remembered Torte de Lini, an awesome user of TL. Curious as to why someone would dedicate his TL username to a food, I unhesitatingly ordered it, saying 'I would like a tortellini.'


Haha, this is awesome! Thanks a lot ;D! I like my Tortellini with cheeeeeeeeeeeeese and either pesto or alfredo (with bacon bits!)

Great blog man, really humorous and cheerful! 5/5 for sure (and that's 3 more than your meal!)
https://twitter.com/#!/TorteDeLini (@TorteDeLini)
Whole
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States6046 Posts
July 16 2011 04:55 GMT
#25
i came in this blog expecting something about torte de lini's birthday. happy birthday torte btw
Cassel_Castle
Profile Blog Joined July 2011
United States820 Posts
July 16 2011 04:59 GMT
#26
On July 16 2011 12:47 Louuster wrote:
Wait youve never eaten tortellini before going on a trip to italy?
That seems strange to me as I regularly eat those and have for as long as I remember..


Yeah they're in like every supermarket, probably not as good as the real italian kind but still you'd think most people have had them.
edc
Profile Blog Joined May 2011
United States666 Posts
July 16 2011 09:18 GMT
#27
On July 16 2011 13:34 Torte de Lini wrote:
Oh wtf? One stupid tortellini?
No picture ):

Show nested quote +
As I browsed through the menu to look for something of interest, my eyes fell upon the entry 'Tortellini.' Instantly I remembered Torte de Lini, an awesome user of TL. Curious as to why someone would dedicate his TL username to a food, I unhesitatingly ordered it, saying 'I would like a tortellini.'


Haha, this is awesome! Thanks a lot ;D! I like my Tortellini with cheeeeeeeeeeeeese and either pesto or alfredo (with bacon bits!)

Great blog man, really humorous and cheerful! 5/5 for sure (and that's 3 more than your meal!)

YES. After I made this blog I went to sleep only to wake up to check it and see that TDL himelf responded! I'm glad you liked it, and once again thank you for helping me discover such a DELICIOUS food.
“There are two kinds of people in this world, those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig.” - Clint Eastwood
Torte de Lini
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
Germany38463 Posts
July 16 2011 11:33 GMT
#28
On July 16 2011 18:18 edc wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 16 2011 13:34 Torte de Lini wrote:
Oh wtf? One stupid tortellini?
No picture ):

As I browsed through the menu to look for something of interest, my eyes fell upon the entry 'Tortellini.' Instantly I remembered Torte de Lini, an awesome user of TL. Curious as to why someone would dedicate his TL username to a food, I unhesitatingly ordered it, saying 'I would like a tortellini.'


Haha, this is awesome! Thanks a lot ;D! I like my Tortellini with cheeeeeeeeeeeeese and either pesto or alfredo (with bacon bits!)

Great blog man, really humorous and cheerful! 5/5 for sure (and that's 3 more than your meal!)

YES. After I made this blog I went to sleep only to wake up to check it and see that TDL himelf responded! I'm glad you liked it, and once again thank you for helping me discover such a DELICIOUS food.


Yeah man! For sure I'd check this out! Somehow, that tortellini sounds more good than most of my meals D:

It's just my name (or novelty of an amusing name), I'm glad you tried something new. Too many people go to restaurants and play it safe.

Good for you :3
https://twitter.com/#!/TorteDeLini (@TorteDeLini)
vijeze
Profile Joined February 2011
Netherlands719 Posts
July 16 2011 12:04 GMT
#29
I actually make my own Tortellini all the time, it's great.
NarutO
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
Germany18839 Posts
July 16 2011 13:23 GMT
#30
You got ONE tortellino.. and you ordered tortellini which is the plural of it.

Tortelloni is a different kind of meal. Its basically a big fat tortellino ;-)! I'm half Italian and love Italian food so.. its a bit confusing at first - but you should get it now right?

Tortellino
Tortellini
Tortelloni

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Azzur
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Australia6260 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-07-16 17:26:28
July 16 2011 17:24 GMT
#31
No picture of tortellini??

Haha, great read!

Man, there's a fantastic italian restaurant here in perth... I haven't been there for a while... want to go there now!
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