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I watched the new Harry Potter Yesterday and was thinking. What would my horcrux be if I were to employ them in my quest for immortality? Strategically I would create a horcrux out of a random pebble and throw it in the ocean, into space or into a random safety deposit box. But that would be dumb, so here are the rules:
1. Must hold sentimental value
2. Must be small and easily hidden
3. You can only make one, unless you are an incredibly powerful dark wizard.
I would make my old Razer Diamondback into a horcrux. It was a present back in 2006ish, and I have been using it since a few months ago when the usb started malfunctioning. The grip is worn from my hand and theres many marks from my various outbursts of rage. I would probably hide it in a landfill, in the section with all the discarded electronics. Or chuck it back in it's box and ship it back to Razer.
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Each scratch is another owned nooby
So TL, what would you make into a horcrux? And where would you hide it?
 
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you know you gotta murder someone first, right?
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I would make Day9 into a horcrux, because people would literally risk themselves to save him. The small part may be an issue
also, you wouldn't need to hide him, he's awesome in the open. Also, it'll be a double bluff, as no-1 would consider having such a public figure as a horcrux
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On July 14 2011 19:36 xsksc wrote:
you know you gotta murder someone first, right?
I've done terrible things.
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On July 14 2011 19:33 frogurt wrote:
2. Must be unique (can’t be your old Broodwar CD)
My old Broodwar CD is as unique as your old Razer Diamondback...
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On July 14 2011 19:38 Hassybaby wrote:
I would make Day9 into a horcrux, because people would literally risk themselves to save him. The small part may be an issue
also, you wouldn't need to hide him, he's awesome in the open. Also, it'll be a double bluff, as no-1 would consider having such a public figure as a horcrux
Day would make Manfred into a horcrux. It's obvious, but who has the heart to tear apart that little bunny?
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Not sure if my guitar is small enough but god we have been through a lot together 
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Australia174 Posts
Day wouldn't make Manfred into a horcrux, he would make bunny into one. He can't make the replacement toy into a horcrux. That's silly. He's only had Manfred for a couple years.
Personally I would make my copy of Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone into one, or my stuffed soldier that I was given at my baptism.
And you know if you throw your horcrux into space you have to live through it until you can get a body again...
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I would turn a Jim Raynor USB dog tag into a Horcrux. Now if only I have one to start with.
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On July 14 2011 20:13 DocNemesis wrote:
I would turn a Jim Raynor USB dog tag into a Horcrux. Now if only I have one to start with.
Lol what would happen if you plugged it into a computer? Would you find a .soul file?
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On July 14 2011 20:06 Trufflez wrote:
Day wouldn't make Manfred into a horcrux, he would make bunny into one. He can't make the replacement toy into a horcrux. That's silly. He's only had Manfred for a couple years.
Personally I would make my copy of Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone into one, or my stuffed soldier that I was given at my baptism.
And you know if you throw your horcrux into space you have to live through it until you can get a body again...
So i would be like Bender from that episode of futurama where he gets flung into space?
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I'd pick a Lego brick. Hard to destroy accidentally
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On July 14 2011 20:15 frogurt wrote:Show nested quote +On July 14 2011 20:13 DocNemesis wrote:
I would turn a Jim Raynor USB dog tag into a Horcrux. Now if only I have one to start with. Lol what would happen if you plugged it into a computer? Would you find a .soul file?
It's non-existant as for safety measures he formatted the disk
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I'd make it my spinning top. I know the weight of it and feel of it and only I do.
Oh sorry, wrong film I guess
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On July 14 2011 20:20 Zona wrote:
I'd pick a Lego brick. Hard to destroy accidentally
And your assailants would step on it with bare feet and it would hurt like a bitch.
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Btw the rules are all wrong.....
It doesn't have to be sentimental
it can be any size + Show Spoiler +voldemort makes his snake in to a horcrux and harry is one too
you can make more than one, you just have to be a nut job
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I think I'd have to go with !MoR Voldemort and say:
1. Sand on the bottom of the Marianas Trench
2. Ozone molecule in the troposphere
3. A drop of lava in a volcano
4. The Pioneer probe :3
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On July 14 2011 20:50 MidnightGladius wrote:
4. The Pioneer probe :3
That's pretty imba. Unless it crashes into some random comet, then GG.
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On July 14 2011 20:46 emythrel wrote:Btw the rules are all wrong..... It doesn't have to be sentimental it can be any size + Show Spoiler +voldemort makes his snake in to a horcrux and harry is one too you can make more than one, you just have to be a nut job
Sorry I'm not that big of a Harry Potter fan.
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I would make Voyager I into a horcrux. Not even comets are touching that one!
lol seriously I would go with this little milky white marble that I have. I'd chuck it in with the rest of my marbles, which I'd never throw out but always keep somewhere stored down in the basement. I have no idea where they are now though.
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obvious: my gold medal from nationals (bjj open weight)
not so obvious: the first hockey card my dad ever gave me when i was like 8 years old (peter forsberg rookie card)
completely random: my collectors edition scarface dvd
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On July 14 2011 20:20 Zona wrote:
I'd pick a Lego brick. Hard to destroy accidentally
Even you wouldn't know where the damn thing was after awhile. lol perfect.
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Would a comet impact destroy a horcrux? They're not all that dense, and besides, I thought only terrestrial magical sources could finish the job.
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Easy: my safe.
And then I put something random inside. People would break into the safe grab the shit they thought was a horcrux then walk away.
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On July 14 2011 20:06 Trufflez wrote:
Day wouldn't make Manfred into a horcrux, he would make bunny into one. He can't make the replacement toy into a horcrux. That's silly. He's only had Manfred for a couple years.
Personally I would make my copy of Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone into one, or my stuffed soldier that I was given at my baptism.
And you know if you throw your horcrux into space you have to live through it until you can get a body again...
Fuck the safe, I want to be Kate Beckinsale's toilet...
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