Huk's Secret

zocktol

Germany1928 Posts

July 13 2011 21:05 GMT

You are all wrong. The reason Huk is winning is not Korean ladder or genetics, you morons.
It's two things which you can only get in Korea.

1.) Kimchi
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Look at that, do you see what it resembles?
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Exactly! Kimchi is for Starcraft, what Epo is for the Tour de Francè. It just makes you better.

2.) K-Pop
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Aww yeah! Within K-Pop music, there are certain hidden frequencies that stimulate your brains motor cortex. In addition with the hidden subliminal korean messages(ever listened to K-Pop backwards? i have). basically the K-Pop industry figured out, what builds are good and if you eat Kimchi, while listening to Gee! from SNSD backwards you will be told the secret of micro. Contemporary K-Pop songs, contain the most secret of build orders.

If you think that this is just stupid nonesense, well i guess the brianwashing of the "Western"E-SPORTS scence has already taken a hold of you. I am writing "Western" cause secretly, leauges like MLG, IPL and NASL are run by Koreans, posing as Westeners.

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Yeah, those faces are giving it away. Happy to be BACK in Korea all of MLG are smiling, but look at the circled areas. MLGLee giving the Victory sign, claiming the success of the koreans dubious plot to destroy all of western ESPORTS and take all of our moneys.
And look at the middle guy, have you ever heard of him or seen him before? NO, you have not, strange isn't it, that they would take some unknown guy with them to Korea, unless he actually is Korean and just wearing the face of a kaukasian male :O This also explains why he is looking increasingly uncomfortable, cause he is scared his face-mask will fall of. As far as Sundance(seriously Korea, you could just have made him take the name Joe or something, Sundance is just too obvious) is concerned, cause he is the face of MLG he just had his face changed, surgically like in Face Off iwth Nicolas Cage. SO not only are they trying to kill Western ESPORTS, but also there is one poor American walking around, who now lookslike a Korean but actually is Kaukasian. Oh the HORROR!!

SPREAD THE NEWS GUYS, KOREANS ARE COMING TO TAKE OUR MONEY AND HUK IS IN ON IT!!!!

P.S: i hope someone found this entertaining, otherwise you are officialy allowed to stone me. Also i am not racist, just thought this whole talk about Huk's wins should be attributed to Koreans or foreigners is just Bulls********************t. If they can be attributed to anyone but Huk himself so TL please stop this none sensical stuff.