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Riku's Second Blizzcon

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Riku
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
United States1064 Posts
July 02 2011 07:32 GMT
#1
The second Blizzcon I attended was the year following my first one. However, instead of being in October, it was held in August! Now my college doesn't start until the beginning of September, so getting down to California two and a half weeks early was a bit difficult. Luckily, one of my guildies (and college buddies) lives in the area and let me (and my boyfriend of the time) crash at his house. After the convention, we waited out the next two weeks by sitting around playing WoW all day and begging for a breeze in the 100+ degree heat.

Before I left for Blizzcon, I decided I would make myself something to wear. Since the skimpy druid outfit went over so poorly, I opted for a handpainted shirt expressing my duel feral/feral spec.

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My boyfriend of the time made his own shirt showing his hunter using Tame Beast on my poor afk druid!
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One of our other guildies (who is also a friend of mine from home) was going to Blizzcon and already had a hotel, so, instead of making the hour drive twice a day, we crash in his hotel room.

We got our passes the night before and woke up for Blizzcon just around an half an hour before the doors opened. If anyone plans on going to Blizzcon, I highly recommend you get there WELL before the doors open, an hour is not enough. The line (which is 10 people across in the first 400 meters) stretched all of the way around the convention center back into the parking lot where it swirled into a mass of people. It was hot, muggy and everyone was dying out there. However, I did get a number of compliments on my shirt! Yay! People talked to me without me talking to them first!

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After fighting through the line inside, I spotted something amazing: The Loot Elemental. It was the first Blizzcon they had it at and no one really knew what it was. I'm a sucker for free things, so I dragged my guildies to check out the swirling box of tickets. It turned out that they were giving away trading card game loot cards, including the Spectral Tiger (which was selling on ebay at the time for $600+). My friends and I hopped into line, waiting for our turn.

Since only a few of the tickets are winners and it's hard to see in that damn box, I called out to the people in the box that were in line ahead of me and pointed to winning tickets, helping them get loot cards. While I was in line, I was struggling to decide if I should try to get a Spectral Tiger or an Etheral Trader (an in game pet, which I'm a huge sucker for). When I got to the front, I got in the box and the tickets started swirling around me. I groped around, but couldn't find any winning tickets. Just as the time was running out, I heard the crowd screaming at me "ABOVE YOU! ABOVE YOU!" and pointing over my head. I looked up to see a Spectral Tiger ticket stuck to the ceiling just as the engine turned off. I reached up and snatched it just as it started falling in a flutter with the other tickets that had been stuck to the top.

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When my friends finished their attempts, one had also got a spectral tiger, and one got the soul trader. Knowing my love of pets and being a very sweet guy, he gave it to me, expressing that he rarely played anymore and that he know it'd make me happy (thank you, Canti, it really is my favorite pet even today).

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The coolest thing about the Etheral Soul Trader is that he sucks out the "soul" of anything you kill with purple lightening and then gives you a token which you can use to buy additional items from him with.

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I ran around the convention with my friends, visiting the different booths. My favorite sales booth was the Nvidia booth because they had systems set up with their 3D glasses and screens. The best part was that you could log onto your WoW account at these stations! I must have spent a good three minutes making Riku jump "out of" the screen while giggling like a 5 year old given too much candy.

Of course, when it came to actually playing the games, I had a blast, especially checking out Diablo 3 game play and note the additions/changes since the previous Blizzcon. As with most people, I was super excited to play the monk class. I think the part I enjoy most about Blizzcon is when they announce something new and you get to watch everyone freak out about it, so when they announced worgens and goblins as the two new races, I got to hoot and holler and cheer with everyone else.

The art corner was really fun to look through, so i highly recommend checking it out if you're ever at Blizzcon. The art there is amazing and you get to see some really awesome work up close. I was also highly amused by the painted figurines on display, here are a few of my favorites:

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Of course, the costumes were awesome, too! However, the best costume by far is every raider's best friend...

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moar later... tired...


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Creative Director, CEO at Stumbling Cat, Writer for Broken Joysticks - Twitter: @RikuKat
-orb-
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
United States5770 Posts
July 02 2011 08:15 GMT
#2
I remember seeing the summoning stone costume on the live stream and laughing out loud

Nice poses, who were you summoning? Hopefully a raid member unable to pay for a trip to blizzcon amirite?
'life of lively to live to life of full life thx to shield battery'
how sad that sc2 has no shield battery :(
Deleted User 3420
Profile Blog Joined May 2003
24492 Posts
July 02 2011 08:24 GMT
#3
Wait, what? Your mount gives you an unfair advantage as far as gameplay goes?

I thought Blizzard didn't do that.
MrHoon *
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
10183 Posts
July 02 2011 08:24 GMT
#4
you should've played an undead male instead of a female nelf

it would've made your summoning picture 100x funnier
dats racist
MaestroSC
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
United States2073 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-07-02 08:54:05
July 02 2011 08:50 GMT
#5
You should do what a friend and I do when we go to blizzcon...

a game invented simply for the large amount of times spent in lines/waiting.

Also a fun game while trying to push your way through the overly crowded halls
Something that will distract you from the ridiculous amount of sweaty smelly people all around you...

Unicorn Spotting. (not to be confused with Unicorn Hunting... we only spot... we dont kill them)

Unicorn- Beautiful girl at Blizzcon. (unicorns are super rare blah blah blah, something everyone wants to see blah blah blah, it makes sense and it was a quite amusing process)

There is also a points system (that we created in year 2 of blizzcon)
1 Point- Girl
2 Points- Beautiful girl .
3 Points- Beautiful girl who is cosplaying
4 Points- Beautiful cosplaying girl who is so beautiful she deserves at least 4 points.

(there are more points that scale along with ZOMG epicness)


Strangely tho, in the last couple there have been a LOT more female convention attendees. Number seems to grow every year, kinda interesting

Obviously, you are a female, so this might not be nearly as entertaining for you, but its still worth a chuckle for myself and my friend.

(and no this isnt a creepy gross nerdy thing just something we found slightly amusing, I am not some anti-social computer nerd who cant meet/talk to girls I have had multiple long-term relationships with girls completely out of my league,, this is nothing but an amusing game)

We also count black people at blizzcon... cause we find it interesting how few black people there are that are into Blizzard products. We aren't racist, just another one of those things we noticed and were like "hmm i have only seend 3 black people all day"
BlackJack
Profile Blog Joined June 2003
United States10574 Posts
July 02 2011 08:58 GMT
#6
On July 02 2011 17:24 travis wrote:
Wait, what? Your mount gives you an unfair advantage as far as gameplay goes?

I thought Blizzard didn't do that.


Are you talking about the Etheral Soul Trader that gives you credits from killing things? The credits can only be used to buy silly things like clothing and alcoholic drinks. At least that is what I gather from wowhead, I haven't played WoW in years
sc4k
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United Kingdom5454 Posts
July 02 2011 09:11 GMT
#7
You are so good looking in the last picture =], maybe it's because I am automatically attracted to anyone doing a hadouken (although you're probably doing some WoW thing)...thanks for le interesting blog Riku, striking another point for gender balance on the forums. Even if you are a WoW nerd, WoW being a virus of video gaming equitable to the black death or AIDS.
MaestroSC
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
United States2073 Posts
July 02 2011 09:27 GMT
#8
On July 02 2011 18:11 sc4k wrote:
You are so good looking in the last picture =], maybe it's because I am automatically attracted to anyone doing a hadouken (although you're probably doing some WoW thing)...thanks for le interesting blog Riku, striking another point for gender balance on the forums. Even if you are a WoW nerd, WoW being a virus of video gaming equitable to the black death or AIDS.


lol i read this and automatically thought of a tshirt "WoW players are like AIDS"

lololol. so funny
Roe
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
Canada6002 Posts
July 02 2011 09:29 GMT
#9
how is WoW these days anyways?
Endymion
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
United States3701 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-07-02 09:35:42
July 02 2011 09:34 GMT
#10
The summoning stone is priceless, all you're missing is the other 23 members of the raid afk because they're too lazy to actually help summon or to accept their summons..

edit~ called it a summoning stone portal... lol what?
Have you considered the MMO-Champion forum? You are just as irrational and delusional with the right portion of nostalgic populism. By the way: The old Brood War was absolutely unplayable
Hakker
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States1360 Posts
July 02 2011 09:54 GMT
#11
http://www.threadmeters.com/sFm1zi/Blizzard_blue_post__this_is_huge/

Ooi so close to Oui >.> <.<

Plz Don't think i'm crazy for mistaking you're boyfriend as the prince of qatar


>>>>.>>>>
Mithriel
Profile Joined November 2010
Netherlands2969 Posts
July 02 2011 11:53 GMT
#12
Fun read!!1 I watched like every minute of last years blizzcon, was amazing. Wish i could have been there!

The spectral tiger is amazing, i should've bought one when they only went for $100-200, nowadays they're a small fortune. Though in the end happy i didnt get one because i rarely play anymore. Cataclysm kinda ruined it.
There is no shame in defeat so long as the spirit is unconquered. | Cheering for Maru, Innovation and MMA!
Backpack
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States1776 Posts
July 02 2011 12:02 GMT
#13
What is Slasher doing in that last picture?
"You people need to just generally care a lot less about everything." -Zatic
HornyHerring
Profile Joined March 2011
Papua New Guinea1059 Posts
July 02 2011 12:03 GMT
#14
I don't think I will ever understand cosplay. It's like the higher level of nerdism I did not achieve yet.
oh, hai
tofucake
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
Hyrule19221 Posts
July 02 2011 12:50 GMT
#15
On July 02 2011 17:15 -orb- wrote:
I remember seeing the summoning stone costume on the live stream and laughing out loud

Nice poses, who were you summoning? Hopefully a raid member unable to pay for a trip to blizzcon amirite?

She's clearly summoning kamehameha.
Liquipediaasante sana squash banana
Senj
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States193 Posts
July 02 2011 14:48 GMT
#16
I read this blog in TLO's voice. Thanks Roffles.
Riku
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
United States1064 Posts
July 02 2011 15:59 GMT
#17
On July 02 2011 17:15 -orb- wrote:
I remember seeing the summoning stone costume on the live stream and laughing out loud

Nice poses, who were you summoning? Hopefully a raid member unable to pay for a trip to blizzcon amirite?


Our mage friend, he gets lost a lot...

On July 02 2011 17:24 travis wrote:
Wait, what? Your mount gives you an unfair advantage as far as gameplay goes?

I thought Blizzard didn't do that.


Ah, no, it's just a costume item, same with the pet.

On July 02 2011 17:50 MaestroSC wrote:
You should do what a friend and I do when we go to blizzcon...

a game invented simply for the large amount of times spent in lines/waiting.

Also a fun game while trying to push your way through the overly crowded halls
Something that will distract you from the ridiculous amount of sweaty smelly people all around you...

Unicorn Spotting. (not to be confused with Unicorn Hunting... we only spot... we dont kill them)

Unicorn- Beautiful girl at Blizzcon. (unicorns are super rare blah blah blah, something everyone wants to see blah blah blah, it makes sense and it was a quite amusing process)

There is also a points system (that we created in year 2 of blizzcon)
1 Point- Girl
2 Points- Beautiful girl .
3 Points- Beautiful girl who is cosplaying
4 Points- Beautiful cosplaying girl who is so beautiful she deserves at least 4 points.

(there are more points that scale along with ZOMG epicness)


Strangely tho, in the last couple there have been a LOT more female convention attendees. Number seems to grow every year, kinda interesting

Obviously, you are a female, so this might not be nearly as entertaining for you, but its still worth a chuckle for myself and my friend.

(and no this isnt a creepy gross nerdy thing just something we found slightly amusing, I am not some anti-social computer nerd who cant meet/talk to girls I have had multiple long-term relationships with girls completely out of my league,, this is nothing but an amusing game)

We also count black people at blizzcon... cause we find it interesting how few black people there are that are into Blizzard products. We aren't racist, just another one of those things we noticed and were like "hmm i have only seend 3 black people all day"


Haha, I don't think it's a "creepy gross nerd thing." Remember, in the end, I'm just one of you guys... albeit, probably worse at SC, but still one of you!

On July 02 2011 18:29 Roe wrote:
how is WoW these days anyways?


Terrible. I want to kick Blizzard in the teeth for killing 25 mans, they really shot themselves in the foot.

On July 02 2011 23:48 Senj wrote:
I read this blog in TLO's voice. Thanks Roffles.


>.>

Do I really look like TLO?
Creative Director, CEO at Stumbling Cat, Writer for Broken Joysticks - Twitter: @RikuKat
arb
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Noobville17922 Posts
July 02 2011 17:25 GMT
#18
Dont look like TLO to me imo.
Artillery spawned from the forges of Hell
MaestroSC
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
United States2073 Posts
July 02 2011 17:40 GMT
#19
I have shaken TLO's hand and sat right next to him during blizzcon... you do not look like TLO
SirJolt
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
the Dagon Knight4012 Posts
July 02 2011 17:50 GMT
#20
On July 03 2011 00:59 Riku wrote:

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On July 02 2011 23:48 Senj wrote:
I read this blog in TLO's voice. Thanks Roffles.


>.>

Do I really look like TLO?


Artist's Impression:

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Moderator@SirJolt
TadH
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
Canada1846 Posts
July 02 2011 18:23 GMT
#21
On July 03 2011 02:50 SirJolt wrote:
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On July 03 2011 00:59 Riku wrote:

On July 02 2011 23:48 Senj wrote:
I read this blog in TLO's voice. Thanks Roffles.


>.>

Do I really look like TLO?


Artist's Impression:

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AHHAHAA

Awesome.
Mr. Wiggles
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
Canada5894 Posts
July 02 2011 18:35 GMT
#22
Hah, sounds like fun. Wish there were more cool conventions around Edmonton, or even Calgary. I've heard of a few, but always after they were over, maybe I just need to look harder. :p
you gotta dance
Keldrath
Profile Joined July 2010
United States449 Posts
July 02 2011 18:45 GMT
#23
you dont look like tlo, you are an attractive person and im sure you are plenty fun and nice to be around. that always rubs some people the wrong way dont worry about it.
If you want peace... prepare for war.
Zim23
Profile Joined August 2010
United States1681 Posts
July 02 2011 22:23 GMT
#24
On July 03 2011 03:45 Keldrath wrote:
you dont look like tlo, you are an attractive person and im sure you are plenty fun and nice to be around. that always rubs some people the wrong way dont worry about it.

Are you implying that it's bad to look like TLO? He is the epitome of beauty and sophistication.
Do an arranged marriage if she's not completely minging, and don't worry about dancing, get a go-kart, cheers.
KingofHearts
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Japan562 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-07-02 22:32:07
July 02 2011 22:31 GMT
#25
i like how that girl beside TLO has really symmetrical big boobs. i can stare at that for a long time.
moshi moshi~
Keldrath
Profile Joined July 2010
United States449 Posts
July 02 2011 22:39 GMT
#26
On July 03 2011 07:23 Zim23 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 03 2011 03:45 Keldrath wrote:
you dont look like tlo, you are an attractive person and im sure you are plenty fun and nice to be around. that always rubs some people the wrong way dont worry about it.

Are you implying that it's bad to look like TLO? He is the epitome of beauty and sophistication.


he does have very supple german skin.
If you want peace... prepare for war.
Riku
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
United States1064 Posts
July 02 2011 22:42 GMT
#27
On July 03 2011 07:31 KingofHearts wrote:
i like how that girl beside TLO has really symmetrical big boobs. i can stare at that for a long time.


While I'm not going to argue with you, I think you should should be aware of what push up bras are:


A push-up bra lifts the breasts to create cleavage. Push-up bras often come with padding, giving the illusion of a larger, fuller chest.


So, yes, she has nice, symmetrical cleavage (and very nice skin!), but I can assure you that her chest isn't it's natural shape. I swear, not trying to be a girl about it, but since you're posting completely unrelated comments in my blog, I figured I'd at least inform you.

Are guys aware of these female "tricks" to change appearance or to exaggerate features? I'm rather curious.

Again, I swear, I swear I'm not trying to be catty. I just saw the picture and noticed her great breasts myself and thought "damn, I need a beige push-up bra like that." Truthfully, I'm a bit scared to post this, because I fear that I'll be called out for being competitive or demeaning or something... but I'm a cat and curiosity really has it out for me.



Creative Director, CEO at Stumbling Cat, Writer for Broken Joysticks - Twitter: @RikuKat
Zim23
Profile Joined August 2010
United States1681 Posts
July 02 2011 23:21 GMT
#28
On July 03 2011 07:42 Riku wrote:
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On July 03 2011 07:31 KingofHearts wrote:
i like how that girl beside TLO has really symmetrical big boobs. i can stare at that for a long time.


While I'm not going to argue with you, I think you should should be aware of what push up bras are:


A push-up bra lifts the breasts to create cleavage. Push-up bras often come with padding, giving the illusion of a larger, fuller chest.


So, yes, she has nice, symmetrical cleavage (and very nice skin!), but I can assure you that her chest isn't it's natural shape. I swear, not trying to be a girl about it, but since you're posting completely unrelated comments in my blog, I figured I'd at least inform you.

Are guys aware of these female "tricks" to change appearance or to exaggerate features? I'm rather curious.

Again, I swear, I swear I'm not trying to be catty. I just saw the picture and noticed her great breasts myself and thought "damn, I need a beige push-up bra like that." Truthfully, I'm a bit scared to post this, because I fear that I'll be called out for being competitive or demeaning or something... but I'm a cat and curiosity really has it out for me.




Yes any guy who has had a girlfriend should be well versed in most of the "tricks". The worst of this that I've witnessed is from one of my old gf's, she would spend 20 minutes before going out applying makeup to her breasts to make them look bigger.

Side note: I'm glad you realized that your comment would sound catty because it suuure does.
Do an arranged marriage if she's not completely minging, and don't worry about dancing, get a go-kart, cheers.
Deleted User 3420
Profile Blog Joined May 2003
24492 Posts
July 02 2011 23:54 GMT
#29
riku im not sure i believe you about this push up bra stuff i think you're gonna need to prove it
Endymion
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
United States3701 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-07-03 02:19:34
July 03 2011 02:18 GMT
#30
On July 03 2011 07:42 Riku wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 03 2011 07:31 KingofHearts wrote:
i like how that girl beside TLO has really symmetrical big boobs. i can stare at that for a long time.


While I'm not going to argue with you, I think you should should be aware of what push up bras are:

Show nested quote +

A push-up bra lifts the breasts to create cleavage. Push-up bras often come with padding, giving the illusion of a larger, fuller chest.


So, yes, she has nice, symmetrical cleavage (and very nice skin!), but I can assure you that her chest isn't it's natural shape. I swear, not trying to be a girl about it, but since you're posting completely unrelated comments in my blog, I figured I'd at least inform you.

Are guys aware of these female "tricks" to change appearance or to exaggerate features? I'm rather curious.

Again, I swear, I swear I'm not trying to be catty. I just saw the picture and noticed her great breasts myself and thought "damn, I need a beige push-up bra like that." Truthfully, I'm a bit scared to post this, because I fear that I'll be called out for being competitive or demeaning or something... but I'm a cat and curiosity really has it out for me.





A push up... bra? What is this medieval sorcery, how dare a woman deceive men about their appearance, it's almost as malevolent as applying colorful pastes to their face!

edit~ I don't like her boobs anyways, she did a bad job making them look "good." It's certainly an art imo, she overdid it.
Have you considered the MMO-Champion forum? You are just as irrational and delusional with the right portion of nostalgic populism. By the way: The old Brood War was absolutely unplayable
knyttym
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
United States5797 Posts
July 03 2011 08:15 GMT
#31
On July 03 2011 02:50 SirJolt wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 03 2011 00:59 Riku wrote:

On July 02 2011 23:48 Senj wrote:
I read this blog in TLO's voice. Thanks Roffles.


>.>

Do I really look like TLO?


Artist's Impression:

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damn look at that pair. Like 2 boobs in a bra
SirJolt
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
the Dagon Knight4012 Posts
July 03 2011 11:13 GMT
#32
On July 03 2011 08:54 travis wrote:
riku im not sure i believe you about this push up bra stuff i think you're gonna need to prove it


Thanks to the miracle of modern computer generated imagery, we can interrogate the veracity of the claim.

Artist's Impression:

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Moderator@SirJolt
Riku
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
United States1064 Posts
July 03 2011 17:39 GMT
#33

:/

Moar blizzcon, less boobies.

Creative Director, CEO at Stumbling Cat, Writer for Broken Joysticks - Twitter: @RikuKat
Dance.
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
United States389 Posts
July 03 2011 17:44 GMT
#34
On July 04 2011 02:39 Riku wrote:

:/

Moar blizzcon, less boobies.



Go make a blog about boobies please.
It is what it is...
Riku
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
United States1064 Posts
July 03 2011 17:49 GMT
#35
On July 04 2011 02:44 Dance. wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 04 2011 02:39 Riku wrote:

:/

Moar blizzcon, less boobies.



Go make a blog about boobies please.


I'd actually consider that fun and hilarious, but I'd be called an attention whore and chastised relentlessly.

While I generally have a "I don't give a shit" attitude, that's just setting myself up for hardcore raging.

Creative Director, CEO at Stumbling Cat, Writer for Broken Joysticks - Twitter: @RikuKat
MisterD
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
Germany1338 Posts
July 03 2011 17:56 GMT
#36
well you have an excuse now, you were asked to do so. Just write that in centered italic bold large red as the first line surrounded by a lot of empty lines so everyone sees nothing but that sentence on the first look and has to scroll to see something besides it or something like that :p idk if some mod will kick your ass for this, but i'd find it funny i think^^
Gold isn't everything in life... you need wood, too!
Lysenko
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Iceland2128 Posts
July 03 2011 17:56 GMT
#37
On July 04 2011 02:49 Riku wrote:
I'd actually consider that fun and hilarious, but I'd be called an attention whore and chastised relentlessly.

While I generally have a "I don't give a shit" attitude, that's just setting myself up for hardcore raging.


I think it would be hilarious to do just for the inevitable responses, but of course you're right that it would be inviting criticism.

Of course, I'm not sure you're going to win over the people who are so relentlessly critical anyway, right?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lysenkoism
Riku
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
United States1064 Posts
July 03 2011 18:01 GMT
#38

Sample boobies talk:
+ Show Spoiler +

Breasts.

What is the appeal of these soft, round objects?

Why are so many people tempted to put them in their mouth? Natural instinct or some socialital influence?

I am lucky to have a pair of my own breasts. They follow me where ever I go! Some men find a pair of breasts to follow them, too, but many find it difficult to make them behave properly and notice the maintenance costs of these delicious objects can be quite high!

(cont.)




Something like that? God, I fear I'd get a ban for it.

:/

Creative Director, CEO at Stumbling Cat, Writer for Broken Joysticks - Twitter: @RikuKat
MisterD
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
Germany1338 Posts
July 03 2011 18:14 GMT
#39
what? why would you get banned for that ^^

just put a second big fat red whatever thing below there saying pg16 or something, that could even add to the fun.

And mods love banning people, it's why they are mods! So by opening such an inviting thread, you will please them a lot, because many responses should allow them to perform their favorite duties!

+ Show Spoiler +
(@mods please don't hit me now *g*)
Gold isn't everything in life... you need wood, too!
Djzapz
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
Canada10681 Posts
July 03 2011 18:16 GMT
#40
This thread is full of BM
"My incompetence with power tools had been increasing exponentially over the course of 20 years spent inhaling experimental oven cleaners"
TheAntZ
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Israel6248 Posts
July 03 2011 19:52 GMT
#41
+ Show Spoiler [For Dragonball Z nerd's eyes only] +
[image loading]

I've always dreamed that the Z warriors would return to destroy WoW
43084 | Honeybadger: "So july, you're in the GSL finals. How do you feel?!" ~ July: "HUNGRY."
obesechicken13
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States10467 Posts
July 03 2011 19:58 GMT
#42
^Zidel?

I made a promiscuity blog, I can also make a boobies blog. If you'd like, just write out the blog and have someone else post it.
I think in our modern age technology has evolved to become more addictive. The things that don't give us pleasure aren't used as much. Work was never meant to be fun, but doing it makes us happier in the long run.
Riku
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
United States1064 Posts
July 04 2011 01:06 GMT
#43
On July 04 2011 04:52 TheAntZ wrote:
+ Show Spoiler [For Dragonball Z nerd's eyes only] +
[image loading]

I've always dreamed that the Z warriors would return to destroy WoW



So awesome. This really cracked me up!

;D
Creative Director, CEO at Stumbling Cat, Writer for Broken Joysticks - Twitter: @RikuKat
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