EPTI realize that there's not a whole lot I can do to unassify the situations I've caused, and the metaphorical stench I've left on many of the good people around me cannot be so easily washed off by an apology.
So thus, I need a way to punish myself when these things happen (And they do tend to happen). Not for them, since I won't be streaming any self mutilation. Not for me, because I'm no masochist. But for the grand balance of goodness in the universe that must be maintained, no sin except for masturbation and consumption of porn shall go unpunished.
I am looking for any and all good suggestions for forms of self-punishment that would not result in permanent/debilitating injury to my body, mind, or reputation!
Good suggestion might be: "Don't eat meat for two weeks."
Bad suggestion might be: "Jump off a building and die."
Good suggestion might be: "Don't make posts on teamliquid for two weeks and think over what you've done."
Bad suggestion might be: "Tie up your sister, cut off your penis, and feed it to her."
Thanks, and I appreciate all your input.
All right, so here's my to-do list:
- Queued
- Won't do
- Done
On June 24 2011 16:03 Torte de Lini wrote:
Consistently flirt with every female at the bar with explicit and sexist lines.
Have pack of ice ready to go.
Consistently flirt with every female at the bar with explicit and sexist lines.
Have pack of ice ready to go.
When I'm 21 or can find a fake!
On June 24 2011 15:18 Kamille wrote:
Oh Em Gee, it's Gummy! <3
On a related note, your punishment should be no trolling!
Oh Em Gee, it's Gummy! <3
On a related note, your punishment should be no trolling!
I promise to never troll again ever.
On June 24 2011 15:27 Spica wrote:
Here.
Here.
Nyan-nyan-nyan-nyan 2139 seconds and counting!
On June 24 2011 15:37 Kamais_Ookin wrote:
Make up some random bs and get a blood test every time you need punishment. Eventually you either stop being an asshole and never need punishment again or you will be out of luck and run out of juice.
Make up some random bs and get a blood test every time you need punishment. Eventually you either stop being an asshole and never need punishment again or you will be out of luck and run out of juice.
Vasovagal reaction. Might actually die from this.
On June 24 2011 15:37 Brees wrote:
wear a sweater for the next week at all times except showering
wear a sweater for the next week at all times except showering
Pulling out my sweaters and putting them in a stack
Gonna the last few episodes of arrested development with the horrible pain of knowing that the show was not picked up for a 4th season.
On June 24 2011 15:25 SonuvBob wrote:
Watch Hot_Bid's entire Portal run.
Watch Hot_Bid's entire Portal run.
Sounds like fun
On June 24 2011 15:45 Probulous wrote:
You're enjoying this, aren't you?
Ok, how about for one week say yes to everything...
and I mean everything
You're enjoying this, aren't you?
Ok, how about for one week say yes to everything...
and I mean everything
Given how often women of questionable reputation ask me for rough passionate sex, I'd have to turn this down in hopes of curbing the spread of STDs and overpopulation.
On June 24 2011 16:07 Pangpootata wrote:
Throw games on ladder/iccup.
Watch every single canata replay.
Throw games on ladder/iccup.
Watch every single canata replay.
If you can see my mod history like Sonuvbob can, you might find this as funny as I do.
On June 24 2011 15:24 SonuvBob wrote:
Wrap yourself in barbed wire like the Opus Dei guys in The Da Vinci Code, but wrap yourself in pillows first.
Cut yourself.. a delicious piece of cake. But then don't eat it. Give it to your sister (unless it contains penis).
Wrap yourself in barbed wire like the Opus Dei guys in The Da Vinci Code, but wrap yourself in pillows first.
Cut yourself.. a delicious piece of cake. But then don't eat it. Give it to your sister (unless it contains penis).
Finding barbed wire, and convincing parents to adopt a girl.
On June 24 2011 16:13 Torte de Lini wrote:
Go to the premiere of every move and exaggerate all emotions the films try to portray.
I suggest a good Michael Bay movie. When Optimus Prime take a hit, scream: "Oh no!"
When you see a female's ass being objectified on the big screen, proceed to whistle wildly and flutter:
When the heros finally win! Cheer loud and ensure to cry heavily in joy and pure appreciation that your world is safe :3
Go to the premiere of every move and exaggerate all emotions the films try to portray.
I suggest a good Michael Bay movie. When Optimus Prime take a hit, scream: "Oh no!"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8lDb3EoyWGc
When you see a female's ass being objectified on the big screen, proceed to whistle wildly and flutter:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lVN1Apz45AE
When the heros finally win! Cheer loud and ensure to cry heavily in joy and pure appreciation that your world is safe :3
Midnight premiere of Harry Potter, here I come!
On June 24 2011 16:09 SonuvBob wrote:
Watch all of Boxer's losses.
Watch all of Boxer's losses.
This would be infinitely worse than suicide
On June 24 2011 16:34 BLinD-RawR wrote:
Watch GGplay vs Stork 14 times.In slow motion on VLC player.
Watch GGplay vs Stork 14 times.In slow motion on VLC player.
This was one of the greatest, if not the greatest, game of brood war ever played. I am a bit offended that you think this might be punishment.
On June 24 2011 16:41 jaylaclasse wrote:
Watch This until it makes you cry.
Watch This until it makes you cry.
It only took once. That was beautiful T_T
