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My twin brother came back from Oregon State University for a week, starting a few hours ago, and his girlfriend, Amber, came with him. I've met her before, and she's really a bit of a ditz. She'll say stuff that doesn't really make sense, and she won't realize it doesn't make sense to her until A) she is informed by someone else, or B) she thinks about it for 20 seconds. Here's her latest WTF moment.
I was walking down the hallway to the kitchen a few minutes ago, wearing my Beats headphones. (I should probably get Sennheisers or something, but that's neither here nor there). Apparently, my brother, my mother, and Amber were having some sort of tribunal in the middle of the hallway. I couldn't tell what they were saying, since music was playing in my headphones. As I walked by, Amber said something to me, but I couldn't hear it, so I removed my headphones; she was just wondering what I was doing in my room, because I guess my mom called for me and I didn't hear that either. I responded with the usual "Nothing much", and Amber, taking note of my headphones, replied in a very offhand and coy manner, "Are ya beatin'?"
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I've never heard a pun fail so miserably.
 
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Oh jizz. She jacked that up.
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I think she's comin on to you. . . Quick! Steal your brothers girlfriend then rub it in his face!
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Oh god, is this gonna turn out to be one of those threads...?
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Just when you thought she was getting the jizz of it, she comes from behind to surprise you yet again.
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On June 11 2011 14:45 noobcakes wrote:
i don't get it.
She accidentally implied that I was in my room masturbating.
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The underappreciated art of the single entendre.
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On June 11 2011 14:49 Jumbled wrote:
The underappreciated art of the single entendre.
LOL I don't know why this made me laugh so hard. I'm not even sure it makes sense
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Shes straight forward, but that wouldve been one of those silent awkward moments.
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I love TL comments, makes me so happy to see so many puns!
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quite a punny story there.
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I thought it was quite funny, Aeres. What a stiff.
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On June 11 2011 20:08 GGitsJack wrote:
quite a punny story there.
oh God... I didn't see that one coming.
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On June 11 2011 20:08 GGitsJack wrote:
quite a punny story there.
You know... I would think that was incredibly witty if I was... 4?
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On June 11 2011 20:08 GGitsJack wrote:
quite a punny story there.
The successful comedian store called.
They didn't ask for you.
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lol, those situations blow. I'm pretty sure my girlfriend has similar problems in making really bad puns.
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actually i find it quite hilarious XD
u shoulda be like "ya wanna join me?" and the moment she went wtf as you pulled out your manhood, told her how fail that pun was ...
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On June 11 2011 22:59 JingleHell wrote:You know... I would think that was incredibly witty if I was... 4?
I don't know about that, I found it to be quite punny as well.
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Straight outta Johto18973 Posts
That pun was so bad it was like being in pungatory. However, I guess you could say the phallacy in her thought process was not thinking before she spoke. But that's why we need to being exposure to these incidents lest they shrink away into obscurity. At least it wasn't an animal pun. Those tend to be beary bad since their keep splitting hares all the time. After all, cheetahs never prosper.
You could say that people who make bad puns should find more meaning in life. But I guess that's why you never bring a life to a pun fight.
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Stop making fun of your brother's girlfriend, ya jerkoff.
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should have told her you were greasing your trombone so that you could lay down some beats and give yourself aural pleasures
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On June 11 2011 14:46 Aeres wrote:She accidentally implied that I was in my room masturbating.
I get what she implied, but what was she actually trying to say? I've been thinking about this for like 5 minutes and I don't see how she messed this up...
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On June 12 2011 03:40 frogmelter wrote:Show nested quote +On June 11 2011 14:46 Aeres wrote:On June 11 2011 14:45 noobcakes wrote:
i don't get it. She accidentally implied that I was in my room masturbating. I get what she implied, but what was she actually trying to say? I've been thinking about this for like 5 minutes and I don't see how she messed this up...
The headphones are called Beats, so "beating" would have been the same thing as listening to his Beat headphones.
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On June 11 2011 23:51 MoonBear wrote:
That pun was so bad it was like being in pungatory. However, I guess you could say the phallacy in her thought process was not thinking before she spoke. But that's why we need to being exposure to these incidents lest they shrink away into obscurity. At least it wasn't an animal pun. Those tend to be beary bad since their keep splitting hares all the time. After all, cheetahs never prosper.
You could say that people who make bad puns should find more meaning in life. But I guess that's why you never bring a life to a pun fight. Berry good work 
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On June 11 2011 14:37 Aeres wrote:
Oh god, is this gonna turn out to be one of those threads...?
you know, I recently noticed your signature. today it was different, but within the same theme. do you have a file saved with stuff I've said I prefer enduring over being kicked in the balls?
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My thoughts on puns is that they always "go wrong" because they are the lowest and shittiest brand of humor.
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On June 12 2011 06:37 Liquid`Drone wrote:Show nested quote +On June 11 2011 14:37 Aeres wrote:
Oh god, is this gonna turn out to be one of those threads...? you know, I recently noticed your signature. today it was different, but within the same theme. do you have a file saved with stuff I've said I prefer enduring over being kicked in the balls?
No, but I do have a list of funny things people from TL have said. I just felt that this current sig was better than the other one. :D
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On June 11 2011 23:51 MoonBear wrote:
That pun was so bad it was like being in pungatory. However, I guess you could say the phallacy in her thought process was not thinking before she spoke. But that's why we need to being exposure to these incidents lest they shrink away into obscurity. At least it wasn't an animal pun. Those tend to be beary bad since their keep splitting hares all the time. After all, cheetahs never prosper.
You could say that people who make bad puns should find more meaning in life. But I guess that's why you never bring a life to a pun fight.
I shed a tear. Beautiful.
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