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SageFantasma
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States383 Posts
May 27 2011 22:23 GMT
#1
So, we all know of the infamous "Ninjas that can't catch you", and if you don't, then you are a disgrace to the Internet ( jk, but really )! Please fill yourself in on this information immediately! Now, today, I was thinking to myself: "I really want to make an awesome "Ninjas that can't catch you" picture!", and I tried thinking of what I wanted to do.

And then, it hit me. I love memes, Starcraft II, and Photoshop, so why not combine these wondrous topics? OMFG, DUDE, I SHOULD TOTALLY MAKE A NEW TYPE OF NINJAS THAT CAN'T CATCH YOU, "CANNONS THAT CAN'T KILL YOU IF"!!! So, after about two and a half hours of arduous Photoshopping, I produced 10 fucking awesome pictures. I figured I'd share these great pictures with you, the TeamLiquid community, as you guys will hopefully appreciate it the most!

I had intentions to make them all funny and Starcraft II related, however, after about three pictures, I quickly ran out of ideas. So, I decided to do some player-related ones as well!

Now, without further ado, here are my artistic creations! :D

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Now, if you are interested in making some awesome "Cannons can't kill you if" pictures, I welcome you to, and quite actually encourage this! Here is a template for you to work with to more easily make you some awesome pics :D

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Lemonwalrus
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
United States5465 Posts
May 27 2011 22:26 GMT
#2
Cannons can't kill you, but after reading this thread, you'll wish they could.
nitdkim
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
1264 Posts
May 27 2011 22:35 GMT
#3
On May 28 2011 07:26 Lemonwalrus wrote:
Cannons can't kill you, but after reading this thread, you'll wish they could.

is this suppose to be mean?
PM me if you want random korean images translated.
KoKoRo
Profile Joined April 2010
United States186 Posts
May 27 2011 22:36 GMT
#4
On May 28 2011 07:26 Lemonwalrus wrote:
Cannons can't kill you, but after reading this thread, you'll wish they could.


How do I upvote?
When you ain't got nothin', you got nothin' to lose.
NunedQ
Profile Joined March 2011
Germany235 Posts
May 27 2011 22:46 GMT
#5
well, that was ok...
Z3kk
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
4099 Posts
May 27 2011 22:47 GMT
#6
That...was not very funny, I must admit. Nice try, though.
Failure is not falling down over and over again. Failure is refusing to get back up.
VGhost
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States3616 Posts
May 27 2011 23:12 GMT
#7
I enjoyed it! I'll maybe try my hand eventually but I feel like for now stemming the tide of negativity is good enough.
#4427 || I am not going to scan a ferret.
Geovu
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
Estonia1344 Posts
May 27 2011 23:23 GMT
#8
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Srry but this is blatently false since Brood War cannons are statistically (And practically) far worse.
Comeh
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States18919 Posts
May 27 2011 23:29 GMT
#9
On May 28 2011 08:23 Geovu wrote:
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Srry but this is blatently false since Brood War cannons are statistically (And practically) far worse.

Yes, but all units were pretty much worse against buildings in BW (or at least, due to sc2 clumping, it feels like that :|)

The only one that made at least evoke positive emotions was the White-ra one :|.
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SirJolt
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
the Dagon Knight4005 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-05-27 23:54:35
May 27 2011 23:50 GMT
#10
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Cannons can't kill your reputation if this blog post gets it first
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Steveh
Profile Joined October 2009
United States112 Posts
May 27 2011 23:59 GMT
#11
raynor's middle name is eugene?

weak
GenesisX
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
Canada4267 Posts
May 28 2011 00:05 GMT
#12
On May 28 2011 07:26 Lemonwalrus wrote:
Cannons can't kill you, but after reading this thread, you'll wish they could.


ouch
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Necosarius
Profile Blog Joined September 2009
Sweden4042 Posts
May 28 2011 00:25 GMT
#13
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Am I doing it wrong ?
TheGreatWhiteHope_
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States335 Posts
May 28 2011 02:31 GMT
#14


Weh, weh, weeeh.
Latrommi
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States222 Posts
May 28 2011 02:33 GMT
#15
On May 28 2011 09:25 Necosarius wrote:
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Am I doing it wrong ?


You, sir, win this thread
Possibly the best thread ever http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=232912&currentpage=All
mijellin
Profile Joined November 2008
China740 Posts
May 28 2011 02:58 GMT
#16
How old are you? Honest question. It's for research purposes @_@
Sovetsky Soyuz
Profile Joined May 2011
Russian Federation905 Posts
May 28 2011 03:00 GMT
#17
what font was used?
SageFantasma
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States383 Posts
May 28 2011 03:20 GMT
#18
Well, at least some people enjoyed it, Oh well, what can you ask for! ^_^

@mijellin I smell troll >_>

@sovetskysoyuz If you search "starcraft" on dafont.com you can find it, but here it is: Starcraft Font.
Mortician
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
Bulgaria2332 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-05-28 03:46:23
May 28 2011 03:46 GMT
#19
On May 28 2011 08:29 Comeh wrote:
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On May 28 2011 08:23 Geovu wrote:
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Srry but this is blatently false since Brood War cannons are statistically (And practically) far worse.

Yes, but all units were pretty much worse against buildings in BW (or at least, due to sc2 clumping, it feels like that :|)


Cracklings?

And this is BW cannons vs SC2 cannons, where SC2 cannons win
"If anything, the skill cap in sc2 is higher [than sc1] because there are a lot more things you can do at one given time. " darmousseh
YejinYejin
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
United States1053 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-05-28 04:05:24
May 28 2011 04:04 GMT
#20
I just want to say that as I was reading this thread, I had this in my mind the ENTIRE time.

EDIT: Alternatively, here.
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