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So I'm studying in the library RIGHT NOW for my last final tomorrow morning. Seats are all taken. A particularly large African-American male comes to sit next to me.
He
fucking
STINKS
But I can tolerate it, I'm not a bitch. So I'm going to keep studying.
He opens up skype, makes a video call. Obnoxious hip-hop music ensues as the caller on the other line comes up. He has enough decency to lower the volume, but not enough consideration for people who are studying to put on a pair of headphones so we don't hear his conversation. Oh yeah, its a girl he's talking to so I assume that he started to sweat and excrete even more bullshit from his pores, holy shit.
Sick to my stomach. Sorry for ranting, but who here isn't bothered by people like this? It gets me "mad aggy" as he would say. I can feel the waves and waves of stench coming from him. I want to tell him politely that he's bothering me with his open sound skype call with his "boo".
I'm such a nice guy. I'm just going to walk away, I have more important things to do than to lash out at fools in the middle of the library @_@.
  
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Careful. For some people it's not just a matter of putting on deodorant. They know they stink they just can't do anything about it. You can't ask them to avoid public places their whole lives.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trimethylaminuria
Not saying it justifies bothering people by talking on skype...
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United States4796 Posts
On May 05 2011 07:09 Back wrote:Careful. For some people it's not just a matter of putting on deodorant. They know they stink they just can't do anything about it. You can't ask them to avoid public places their whole lives. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/TrimethylaminuriaNot saying it justifies bothering people by talking on skype...
I actually worked with people who researched this, that's pretty cool.
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Oh this blog is funny on so many levels.
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bear with it. You and he cant change how he smells so bear with it.
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I stink like an onion .. LOL
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Duuuude, this link totally made my day, thanks!
On the topic of the blog, yea people who stink kinda suck but does anyone else feel like if you sit around a certain stank long enough you stop noticing it? Like when a hobo sits next to you on the bus it sucks at first but by the end of the bus ride I don't even notice it that much.
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I hate it when that kind of shit happens.
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Nothing is worse then getting on a bus and a bunch of Indians or people from that area of the world come in. Most of them have the decency to use deodorant, but their is always one that literally smells like un wiped ass and he is so close to me it kills me inside.
User was banned for this post.
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Can you guys drop the racist shit, geeze.
(I know you probably aren't trying to be racist and it's only minorly racist, but it's incendiary without serving a purpose).
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Honestly I love everybody equally. People of all shapes and smells. I just hate terrorists. Smelly terrorists. Next time someone doesn't use headphones I highly suggest busting out your phone and spamming the Starcraft 2 Terran theme song ringtone. That'll show em'.
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and then you walk up to a friend to vacate, and he's like dude, you smell whack.
And you are like damn you stinky guy damn you.
Yeah fuck that shit.
There was always products to reduce smell, some aren't cheap but really, BO this day and age is pretty unacceptable at all levels cept old cat ladies and homeless bums.
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For some reason, people of African descent always have a particular smell to them, at least to me. It's really quite strange, even though I am completely neutral to race.
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Your nose gets used to any smell fast enough. Were you never a teenager?
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Guys, don't label the OP as racist so quickly.
He has merely made observations and correct ones at that i assume
He isn't suggesting that african americans should be segrgated into a different library because they stink .
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On May 05 2011 08:40 eviltomahawk wrote:
For some reason, people of African descent always have a particular smell to them, at least to me. It's really quite strange, even though I am completely neutral to race.
lol... what a post.
On May 05 2011 13:27 phosphorylation wrote:
He isn't suggesting that african americans should be segrgated into a different library
God, are you trying to get me banned? Do you know how much self-control it takes to resist the temptation of this softball?
OP, I recommend in this situation that you grab the nearest textbook firmly with both hands, whisper to him that he stinks, and take a nice quick swing at the back of his head. You might spend the night in a cell, but think of the benefit you would be doing for society. Take one for the team.
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