EPTO... I see there are different types like diary ones and review types.
And before you start wondering what I mean with brain transcode. I just wanted to transcode what my brain says... But then I just froze and realise that if I just jump you readers in that mess i call a brain you will get lost and scared. I do also realise that by writing "you readers." And "You will be scared." I have maybe offended some of you and you stopped reading my blog cause who am i to claim fame with absolutely no background. but but anyway lets start the brain transcoding in 3. 2 . 1 .0
Awv shit i gave my self to much pressure to write something clever something that will make you stay and laugh and cry all at the same time. At the same time it tickles your logical part of you brain.
Aw fuck this personal diary blog thing let me just write a review
Review of the game... I cant i just cant write my opinion i don't have enough research who am i to write shit about a game you like and also people will be like
"Ye ye you are reviewing that game e just like everyone else on this planet" my whole body protest me from being common okej okej screw it here it goes.
The thing i don't like about the game Portal 2 is the fact that I can't jump up on Railings. If you remove all the eye candy in that game like buildings far away and high hanging railings. The game would be a more constricted corridor shooter than than.. I'm gnna say it Call of duty!
If all the invisible walls in portal had colour you would have claustrophobia after the first 2 minutes. With that said I do like the game but I'm afraid of half lifes future, if I'm not allowed to jump up on a box, up on a shelf, then upp on dr Kliners head during a story talking sequnse. The game wouldnt be fun any more. Do not remove my freedom and add fake eye candy!
Also they should have had difficulty levels in portal. Like if you listen to developer commentaries they say we had it like this but five out of thousands of people didn't get it so we moved the hole down to make it a little easier for them. Could't they save the little harder level for a harder difficulty and add it to the story or hey could have kept it hard and had a direct solutions guide like in Tales from monkey island redaux.
As you can see from my ramblings another reason why i call it brain transcode i just get ideas on the fly and write them down just like this sentence
Anyway it's getting a little crowded it's time do add a.
TL:DR
Portal 2 is the ending of gaming as we know it! especially if other developers look at it and think
"Ooo we need to hold the players hand even more than what we allredy have done"
Discuss!!!
