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craigslist post i found.

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annul
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
United States2841 Posts
April 21 2011 04:31 GMT
#1
some dude posted on craigslist (missed connections) the following:


Dear Hayley Williams looking girl, - m4w - 18 (Turlington)

I see you in my INR2001 class every now and then since you kinda skipped class the last five lectures.
I've been meaning to talk to you ever since I first saw you. I am nervous and a nerd and a SC2 geek and can't muster the courage to talk to you and tell you how beautiful and sexy you are. I usually sat in the right front half of the room, always turning around and glancing every now and then. I wish I could have talked to you before you walked out of our exam today in your blue shirt and cute shorts with your orange phone in your back left pocket. If you ever read this you should look for me, you're really pretty. <3




i replied with this:


yo, you can't just sit back, mass units, and 1a into a girl.

since you appear to lack skill, i suggest cheese. there's nothing like a proxy gateway to get into her base. is she blocking off with 2 depot rax? those zealots will surely penetrate her base, allowing you to penetrate her base, if you know what i mean.

girls are skilled at being sneaky and shit so once you show your hand, make sure she isnt going to counter by sending cloak banshees. girls are ridiculously notorious for running dumb shit like that; they like to snoop your shit when you do not expect it and then 2 shot their way into you not having any money anymore. get an obs out or, if you cheesed with a forge, cannons near your mineral line. it's worth it.


hopefully though you can sneak your way into a victory and have her singing thats what you get when you let your heart win (whoa oh oh ohhh ohhhhh) but in a non ironic way and all. and you can brag blog about it on teamliquid!

the bottom line is you gotta scout and you gotta commit to a push, because playing turtle game will just mean she gets to expand around the map and get everything that you dont get. if you lose, at least you lose early, so you can requeue and play again, instead of losing at the 60 minute mark while on your 1 mined out base and she has the whole map.



good luck to fellow sc2 nerd!

**
Froadac
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
United States6733 Posts
April 21 2011 04:40 GMT
#2
That's fairly weird. Won't say anything else lol.
jeebuzzx
Profile Joined January 2010
Canada365 Posts
April 21 2011 04:48 GMT
#3
lol oh god
XXXSmOke
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
United States1333 Posts
April 21 2011 04:52 GMT
#4
Lego Siege Tank approves of this thread

Emperor? Boxer disapproves. He's building bunkers at your mom's house even as you're reading this.
pyaar
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States423 Posts
April 21 2011 04:54 GMT
#5
I think you only added to the awkward
Banteng
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
United States147 Posts
April 21 2011 05:04 GMT
#6
the bottom line is you gotta skate


Fixed that part for you. All in all, solid advice.
Chairman Ray
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
United States11903 Posts
April 21 2011 05:05 GMT
#7
?????????
Xtal
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
Haiti385 Posts
April 21 2011 05:08 GMT
#8
ROFLMFAO

hahaha thats awesome man
Have you ever heard the story, about the Zergling and the Probe? The Probe didn't make it across the creep.
Fallen33
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
United States596 Posts
April 21 2011 05:10 GMT
#9
good effort but that wont help him at all. im sure that he is even more confused than ever
"Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever." - Napoleon Bonaparte ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
CheAse
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
Canada919 Posts
April 21 2011 05:14 GMT
#10
loooool nice.

lets all hope he posts a brag blog about it in the future
SCV good to go sir
annul
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
United States2841 Posts
April 21 2011 05:15 GMT
#11
nah, i think such advice will get through to him better than the random "JUST GO FOR IT" etc
Mikilatov
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
United States3897 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-04-21 05:15:44
April 21 2011 05:15 GMT
#12
This was kinda neat, haha, but honestly I got burnt out on the SC innuendos like 2 years ago. D=

On April 21 2011 13:52 XXXSmOke wrote:
Lego Siege Tank approves of this thread
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3lTd5LpB6Ao


What on earth does that have to do with anything?
♥ I used to lasso the shit out of your tournaments =( ♥ | Much is my hero. | zizi yO~ | Be Nice, TL.
wrestlingfool08
Profile Joined November 2009
United States139 Posts
April 21 2011 05:17 GMT
#13
On April 21 2011 14:04 Banteng wrote:
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the bottom line is you gotta skate


Fixed that part for you. All in all, solid advice.


bahaha I still use that around my friends sometimes and they're just as confused every time. Sad part is most people on this site nowadays probably don't get the reference
Kamais_Ookin
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Canada4218 Posts
April 21 2011 05:24 GMT
#14
This was actually surprisingly really solid, great reply man I liked it.
I <3 Plexa.
peekn
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
United States1152 Posts
April 21 2011 05:24 GMT
#15
That is the cutest thing I've read all day thanks for the post
EtherealDeath
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
United States8366 Posts
April 21 2011 05:24 GMT
#16
Wow, of all the places to put such a message...
TheRhox
Profile Joined March 2011
Canada868 Posts
April 21 2011 05:38 GMT
#17
lol good read..
Mastermind
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Canada7096 Posts
April 21 2011 05:40 GMT
#18
omg that is hilarious. so good.
McKTenor13
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
United States1383 Posts
April 21 2011 06:12 GMT
#19
hahaha i like it. Hilarious man.
If you can chill. chill. - Liquid'Tyler
shinwa
Profile Joined April 2010
Sweden225 Posts
April 21 2011 06:19 GMT
#20
Hehe well played

And I seriously think the u gotta skate meme should've gotten bigger. Oh well.
endy
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
Switzerland8970 Posts
April 21 2011 06:34 GMT
#21
If he's a SC2 geek, he'll probably read this blog lol.
ॐ
ragnasaur
Profile Blog Joined April 2006
United States804 Posts
April 21 2011 07:01 GMT
#22
lmfao that was awesome
"u cant just 1a2a3a your way into the vajayjay"
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whiterabbit
Profile Joined June 2009
2675 Posts
April 21 2011 07:28 GMT
#23
Just awesome! :D
NUTELLA y u no make me skinny?!?
DisaFear
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
Australia4074 Posts
April 21 2011 08:15 GMT
#24
lolol, your response was well played
Poor nerd wantin some lovin
How devious | http://anartisticanswer.blogspot.com.au/
Strike_
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
Netherlands704 Posts
April 21 2011 08:37 GMT
#25
ahh man you missed the chance for a ''nydus your main'' joke
zZygote
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Canada898 Posts
April 21 2011 11:13 GMT
#26
Your one hella creative bastard lol. Way add fuel to the fire hahaha.
redoxx
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
United States333 Posts
April 21 2011 12:49 GMT
#27
I hope he reads this haha. Well played.
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