EPTDear Hayley Williams looking girl, - m4w - 18 (Turlington)
I see you in my INR2001 class every now and then since you kinda skipped class the last five lectures.
I've been meaning to talk to you ever since I first saw you. I am nervous and a nerd and a SC2 geek and can't muster the courage to talk to you and tell you how beautiful and sexy you are. I usually sat in the right front half of the room, always turning around and glancing every now and then. I wish I could have talked to you before you walked out of our exam today in your blue shirt and cute shorts with your orange phone in your back left pocket. If you ever read this you should look for me, you're really pretty. <3
i replied with this:
yo, you can't just sit back, mass units, and 1a into a girl.
since you appear to lack skill, i suggest cheese. there's nothing like a proxy gateway to get into her base. is she blocking off with 2 depot rax? those zealots will surely penetrate her base, allowing you to penetrate her base, if you know what i mean.
girls are skilled at being sneaky and shit so once you show your hand, make sure she isnt going to counter by sending cloak banshees. girls are ridiculously notorious for running dumb shit like that; they like to snoop your shit when you do not expect it and then 2 shot their way into you not having any money anymore. get an obs out or, if you cheesed with a forge, cannons near your mineral line. it's worth it.
hopefully though you can sneak your way into a victory and have her singing thats what you get when you let your heart win (whoa oh oh ohhh ohhhhh) but in a non ironic way and all. and you can brag blog about it on teamliquid!
the bottom line is you gotta scout and you gotta commit to a push, because playing turtle game will just mean she gets to expand around the map and get everything that you dont get. if you lose, at least you lose early, so you can requeue and play again, instead of losing at the 60 minute mark while on your 1 mined out base and she has the whole map.
good luck to fellow sc2 nerd!
