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Ganjamaster
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When you are having sex with a girl without wearing a condom and you decide to pull out for whatever reason, is this considered an "Ee Han Timing"? When does this timing start and when does it end? Is it weird if you hear koreans going like "eeee hannnn timinggggg" when this is happening? Thanks!   | ||
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UisTehSux
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"DAMN HONEY THAT WAS SOME EE HAN TIMING!!1!!11!1one!!!eleventy!!!!" *sandwich* | ||
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eviltomahawk
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Anyways, I'm a bit too tired to fully analyze the exact definition of "ee han timing," so I'll just leave the Liquidpedia definition right here. Ee han timing stands for a timing in the game where you have to do damage. For example 2 hatch mutalisks. By doing this build you are (usually) behind economic wise. Therefore you have to do damage or else you will be significantly behind. It is an ee han timing moment. Ee han timing can be translated roughly into 'This one timing' http://wiki.teamliquid.net/starcraft/Ee_Han_Timing I guess pulling out right before the inevitable orgasm would be considered "ee han timing" since it would be the "one" timing before you are "behind" in life. However, the advent of birth control may mitigate the negative effects of a failed timing to a point where it may no longer be an "ee han" timing. I'm le tired. | ||
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MisteR
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What the eff... | ||
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Archaic
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Dude, "what?" And oops, I just used my 4000th post. | ||
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Tianx
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this is really the only place where this question could be understood and answered without appearing to be totally crazy. Keep on dreaming that dream. | ||
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On April 19 2011 22:03 Ganjamaster wrote: When you are having sex with a girl without wearing a condom and you decide to pull out for whatever reason, is this considered an "Ee Han Timing"? Not necessarily. It means 'the one timing' or perfect timing, so it only counts if you're pulling out at the exact instant necessary to prevent your nydus worm from overwhelming her natural. | ||
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Sayle
United Kingdom3685 Posts
On April 19 2011 22:34 2Pacalypse- wrote: Is it weird that after reading this thread I still imagine Jaedong's mutas going into Stork's base and not the act of sex? I'm imagining the game Day9 talked about on his 'good mindset' podcast where Flash set up a contain against some protoss on Destination but completely abandoned it and pulled everything back to his main to defend counter-harass. | ||
BLinD-RawR
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On April 19 2011 22:42 Sayle wrote: I'm imagining the game Day9 talked about on his 'good mindset' podcast where Flash set up a contain against some protoss on Destination but completely abandoned it and pulled everything back to his main to defend counter-harass. it was pure | ||
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Cow
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This blog is awesome. | ||
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Impervious
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If the following are all true: She is not on any birth control, She is currently able to become pregnant, You have ample sperm supply, She will not take the day-after pill, Then it is definitely a situation where an Ee Han Timing withdraw could occur. However, it will take a few weeks to know if your timing withdraw has been successful or not. Furthermore, be careful with multiple attempts at it in a short period of time, because if one or more of the attempts fails in a short period of time, you will have difficulty determining which attempt(s) it was, which will prevent you from learning from both your successes and failures. Note that an Ee Han Timing withdraw can be for your own benefit (you do not want a child), and possibly for the detriment of your opponent as well (your opponent wants a child and you only want to get your freak on). However, I need to caution you again, you will not know of your success or failure for a few weeks. An Ee Han Timing in the traditional role of a timing attack in a game of Starcraft will have the result within a few minutes in most cases, with rare cases taking about an hour to resolve. And future Ee Han Timing attacks will be done sequentially, allowing you to discover things that worked, as well as determining your mistakes, before moving on to the next Ee Han Timing attack. When it comes to an Ee Han Timing withdraw, many timing withdraws can occur before the results of any of them become apparent, preventing you from discovering successful methods, as well as mistakes, if too many occur before the result is found. PS - sucks to be you Archaic. | ||
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Jumbled
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On April 19 2011 22:11 Cedstick wrote: Thanks. You just set my life goal: have her scream it while it happens. Just be glad she's not screaming "PLAYGUU!" | ||
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Cambium
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HAHAHAHAAHAHA Blogs are getting better by the day | ||
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Itachii
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On April 20 2011 00:04 Chill wrote: This isn't even remotely funny. Meme + sex = instant classic I guess... it actually is chill. | ||
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Bereft
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On April 20 2011 00:04 Chill wrote: This isn't even remotely funny. Meme + sex = instant classic I guess... i think the blog itself was immediately made much better by the first 2 comments, looool. | ||
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YejinYejin
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Someone take the audio from and this and dub over a porn video with it, please | ||
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Necosarius
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On April 20 2011 00:30 micronesia wrote: Right before pulling out she is like "reeba... reeba... reeba reeba reebarebarebarebareba!" Naa, she's screaming that 9 month later if you fail the EE Han Timing. | ||
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Djin)ftw(
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On April 20 2011 00:30 micronesia wrote: Right before pulling out she is like "reeba... reeba... reeba reeba reebarebarebarebareba!" nonono "heedra.. heeeeedra.... hedra hedra n sho!" | ||
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Ganjamaster
Argentina475 Posts
On April 20 2011 01:18 apalemorning wrote: i had a girlfriend who was into broodwar a few years ago, when i came on her body parts sometimes i'd scream PLAGYUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU. relationship didnt last. That would be more like ensnare although it was seldomly used in BW  | ||
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apalemorning
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On April 20 2011 02:18 Ganjamaster wrote: That would be more like ensnare although it was seldomly used in BW nvm | ||
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Why would you... Oh dear god WHY???? | ||
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Ganjamaster
Argentina475 Posts
On April 20 2011 03:05 Meantime wrote: Your username indicates that this blog originated from a Highdea? :D Guilty as charged. It ocurred to me last night, but I was actually thinking about it on my way to the office this morning. | ||
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On April 20 2011 03:21 Existential wrote: This is possibly the most interesting blog I have seen in the past few days... Made my day. I'm tired and this has put a smile on my face while I go to sleep. I thank you sir. | ||
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Much more unfunny stuff (that's intended to be funny) has been spotlighted before....and this is very funny. | ||
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On April 20 2011 11:00 OpticalShot wrote: You just sparked an idea for my birthday celebration... muhahahahahahaha Happy birthday!! :DDD Wait, don't tell me you'll...... | ||
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On April 20 2011 11:00 OpticalShot wrote: You just sparked an idea for my birthday celebration... muhahahahahahaha happy birthday! ^^ (also bumping this great blog) | ||
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Souma
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+ Show Spoiler [NSFW?] + Guy spawns at 12 o'clock, Girl at 6 o'clock. Guy: gl hf. Girl: Mmm, gl hf baby. nr10 minutes. Guy expands in Girl's base. The bed starts creeking, dae bak, dae bak, dae bak. Girl: Ohh! The girl moans, gosu, gosu, gosu. Guy attempts to talk dirty. Guy: Yeah you like that don't you, chobo? 9 minutes and 55 seconds have passed. Nuclear Launch Detected Guy: Oh fuck. 5... 4... 3... 2... 1... Guy pulls out. Guy: PLAAAAAAAAAAYGUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU. Girl gets hit by Plague. Panting and physically exhausted, she whispers. Girl: That was such great ee han timing... | ||
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Vain
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On April 20 2011 10:44 henreiman wrote: Rofl most disturbing thing ever. I'm going to be thinking about this when I absolutely should not be -_- Carved in my memory | ||
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On April 19 2011 22:37 bonifaceviii wrote: You know some aspiring porn producer in Korea is reading this thread and is frantically writing a script. i really hope so. id buy that in a heartbeat | ||
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ChrisXIV
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On April 22 2011 04:41 annul wrote: its only good if, after you pull out, you shoot on her face while yelling AHHHH PLAYGUUUUUUUU Since the jokes are getting low I might as well give my input: Isn't it more like "Spawn Broodling"? Great blog, btw.  | ||
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number1gog
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On April 20 2011 00:04 Chill wrote: This isn't even remotely funny. Meme + sex = instant classic I guess... Aw come on. I know you have a sense of humor somewhere down in there. | ||
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57 Corvette
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There are no words.. | ||
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TheAwesomeAll
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, more catchy imo | ||
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scDeluX
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- "Dont worry babe, no need for condom, I've got gosu micro and a real solid BO on that one" | ||
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.gypsy
Canada689 Posts
I hope he meant koreans being in the same room just screaming eehan timing | ||
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5/5 ~~ | ||
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On April 20 2011 18:34 Souma wrote: So I guess Starcraft-related sex would go something like: + Show Spoiler [NSFW?] + Guy spawns at 12 o'clock, Girl at 6 o'clock. Guy: gl hf. Girl: Mmm, gl hf baby. nr10 minutes. Guy expands in Girl's base. The bed starts creeking, dae bak, dae bak, dae bak. Girl: Ohh! The girl moans, gosu, gosu, gosu. Guy attempts to talk dirty. Guy: Yeah you like that don't you, chobo? 9 minutes and 55 seconds have passed. Nuclear Launch Detected Guy: Oh fuck. 5... 4... 3... 2... 1... Guy pulls out. Guy: PLAAAAAAAAAAYGUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU. Girl gets hit by Plague. Panting and physically exhausted, she whispers. Girl: That was such great ee han timing... Most Starcraft players would be more interested in a 4 pool over the much slower nuke rush. Afterwards your opponent is always angry and pissed off at you but it is still a valid strategy. | ||
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DaemonX
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On April 20 2011 00:04 Chill wrote: Oh Spoilsport.This isn't even remotely funny. Meme + sex = instant classic I guess... Just be glad she's not screaming "PLAYGUU!" Won the thread. | ||
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