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Pulling Out = Ee Han Timing?

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Ganjamaster
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Argentina475 Posts
April 19 2011 13:03 GMT
#1
I do not know if this question has been asked before, but it struck my mind today while on my drive to work and this is really the only place where this question could be understood and answered without appearing to be totally crazy. I know it is pretty stupid but bear with me.

When you are having sex with a girl without wearing a condom and you decide to pull out for whatever reason, is this considered an "Ee Han Timing"?

When does this timing start and when does it end? Is it weird if you hear koreans going like "eeee hannnn timinggggg" when this is happening?

Thanks!



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intrigue
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Washington, D.C9933 Posts
April 19 2011 13:07 GMT
#2
what
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GTR
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
51441 Posts
April 19 2011 13:07 GMT
#3
holy shit rofl
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Synystyr
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
United States1446 Posts
April 19 2011 13:08 GMT
#4
LMFAO
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Sephy90
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States1785 Posts
April 19 2011 13:08 GMT
#5
If I were to ever hear this, I think I'd cry immediately from laughter.
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ch33psh33p
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
7650 Posts
April 19 2011 13:09 GMT
#6
You just made my day. <3
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Grettin
Profile Joined April 2010
42381 Posts
April 19 2011 13:10 GMT
#7
It depends. As long as you aren't planning to keep it in, then yes!
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UisTehSux
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
United States693 Posts
April 19 2011 13:10 GMT
#8
That's how you know you have a bad ass girlfriend.

"DAMN HONEY THAT WAS SOME EE HAN TIMING!!1!!11!1one!!!eleventy!!!!"



*sandwich*
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eviltomahawk
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States11135 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-04-19 13:11:35
April 19 2011 13:10 GMT
#9
Holy crap, yelling "ee han timing" during sex would be the most brilliant, hilarious thing ever. I shall mentally save this information.

Anyways, I'm a bit too tired to fully analyze the exact definition of "ee han timing," so I'll just leave the Liquidpedia definition right here.
Ee han timing stands for a timing in the game where you have to do damage. For example 2 hatch mutalisks. By doing this build you are (usually) behind economic wise. Therefore you have to do damage or else you will be significantly behind. It is an ee han timing moment. Ee han timing can be translated roughly into 'This one timing'

http://wiki.teamliquid.net/starcraft/Ee_Han_Timing

I guess pulling out right before the inevitable orgasm would be considered "ee han timing" since it would be the "one" timing before you are "behind" in life. However, the advent of birth control may mitigate the negative effects of a failed timing to a point where it may no longer be an "ee han" timing.

I'm le tired.
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Antimage
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
Canada1293 Posts
April 19 2011 13:11 GMT
#10
well put.
Cedstick
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
Canada3336 Posts
April 19 2011 13:11 GMT
#11
Thanks. You just set my life goal: have her scream it while it happens.
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MisteR
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
Netherlands595 Posts
April 19 2011 13:11 GMT
#12
Hahahahahaha

What the eff...
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Archaic
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States4024 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-04-19 13:19:37
April 19 2011 13:14 GMT
#13
I was sitting here deciding to post something like Intrigue or not. I refreshed, and... well, I was right.
Dude, "what?"
And oops, I just used my 4000th post.
Tianx
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
United States1196 Posts
April 19 2011 13:16 GMT
#14
this is really the only place where this question could be understood and answered without appearing to be totally crazy.


Keep on dreaming that dream.
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BG1
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
Canada1550 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-04-19 13:20:39
April 19 2011 13:20 GMT
#15
That is completely normal. Been done in Korea for a while. Westerners always behind in the meta game...
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DocNemesis
Profile Blog Joined April 2011
Philippines446 Posts
April 19 2011 13:21 GMT
#16
????
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Dfgj
Profile Joined May 2008
Singapore5922 Posts
April 19 2011 13:31 GMT
#17
On April 19 2011 22:03 Ganjamaster wrote:
When you are having sex with a girl without wearing a condom and you decide to pull out for whatever reason, is this considered an "Ee Han Timing"?

Not necessarily. It means 'the one timing' or perfect timing, so it only counts if you're pulling out at the exact instant necessary to prevent your nydus worm from overwhelming her natural.
Nitrogen
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States5345 Posts
April 19 2011 13:34 GMT
#18
wtf?
UNFUCK YOURSELF
2Pacalypse-
Profile Joined October 2006
Croatia9499 Posts
April 19 2011 13:34 GMT
#19
Is it weird that after reading this thread I still imagine Jaedong's mutas going into Stork's base and not the act of sex?
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bonifaceviii
Profile Joined May 2010
Canada2890 Posts
April 19 2011 13:37 GMT
#20
You know some aspiring porn producer in Korea is reading this thread and is frantically writing a script.
Stay a while and listen || http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=354018
Finskie
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
Sweden412 Posts
April 19 2011 13:37 GMT
#21
hah LOL
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Shana
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
Indonesia1814 Posts
April 19 2011 13:38 GMT
#22
Ee han timing indeed
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Sayle
Profile Joined October 2010
United Kingdom3685 Posts
April 19 2011 13:42 GMT
#23
On April 19 2011 22:34 2Pacalypse- wrote:
Is it weird that after reading this thread I still imagine Jaedong's mutas going into Stork's base and not the act of sex?


I'm imagining the game Day9 talked about on his 'good mindset' podcast where Flash set up a contain against some protoss on Destination but completely abandoned it and pulled everything back to his main to defend counter-harass.
BLinD-RawR
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
ALLEYCAT BLUES50118 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-04-19 13:49:22
April 19 2011 13:42 GMT
#24
wat?

On April 19 2011 22:42 Sayle wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 19 2011 22:34 2Pacalypse- wrote:
Is it weird that after reading this thread I still imagine Jaedong's mutas going into Stork's base and not the act of sex?


I'm imagining the game Day9 talked about on his 'good mindset' podcast where Flash set up a contain against some protoss on Destination but completely abandoned it and pulled everything back to his main to defend counter-harass.


it was pure
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CTStalker
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
Canada9720 Posts
April 19 2011 13:45 GMT
#25
lmao
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Rainbow
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
United States249 Posts
April 19 2011 13:47 GMT
#26
oh god hahahahha very funny!
Cow
Profile Joined May 2010
Canada1104 Posts
April 19 2011 13:51 GMT
#27
LMAO!
This blog is awesome.
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Impervious
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
Canada4199 Posts
April 19 2011 13:52 GMT
#28
First of all, it's going to depend on the circumstance. In a game of Starcraft, there are specific situations where an Ee Han Timing attack could occur.



If the following are all true:

      She is not on any birth control,
      She is currently able to become pregnant,
      You have ample sperm supply,
      She will not take the day-after pill,

Then it is definitely a situation where an Ee Han Timing withdraw could occur.



However, it will take a few weeks to know if your timing withdraw has been successful or not. Furthermore, be careful with multiple attempts at it in a short period of time, because if one or more of the attempts fails in a short period of time, you will have difficulty determining which attempt(s) it was, which will prevent you from learning from both your successes and failures.

Note that an Ee Han Timing withdraw can be for your own benefit (you do not want a child), and possibly for the detriment of your opponent as well (your opponent wants a child and you only want to get your freak on).

However, I need to caution you again, you will not know of your success or failure for a few weeks.

An Ee Han Timing in the traditional role of a timing attack in a game of Starcraft will have the result within a few minutes in most cases, with rare cases taking about an hour to resolve. And future Ee Han Timing attacks will be done sequentially, allowing you to discover things that worked, as well as determining your mistakes, before moving on to the next Ee Han Timing attack.

When it comes to an Ee Han Timing withdraw, many timing withdraws can occur before the results of any of them become apparent, preventing you from discovering successful methods, as well as mistakes, if too many occur before the result is found.

PS - sucks to be you Archaic.
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blahman3344
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
United States2015 Posts
April 19 2011 13:55 GMT
#29
I think intrigue summed up my thoughts on this pretty well, if not spot on. o_O
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Jumbled
Profile Joined September 2010
1543 Posts
April 19 2011 13:57 GMT
#30
On April 19 2011 22:11 Cedstick wrote:
Thanks. You just set my life goal: have her scream it while it happens.

Just be glad she's not screaming "PLAYGUU!"
Cambium
Profile Blog Joined June 2004
United States16368 Posts
April 19 2011 14:08 GMT
#31
On April 19 2011 22:57 Jumbled wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 19 2011 22:11 Cedstick wrote:
Thanks. You just set my life goal: have her scream it while it happens.

Just be glad she's not screaming "PLAYGUU!"

HAHAHAHAAHAHA

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Woyn
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
United Kingdom1628 Posts
April 19 2011 14:17 GMT
#32
Im glad this was exactly what I expected! 5/5
Mavkar
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
Germany592 Posts
April 19 2011 14:17 GMT
#33
Clearest 5/5 ever. No doubt!
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TadH
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
Canada1846 Posts
April 19 2011 14:20 GMT
#34
Oh the degradation on these forums!
Chill
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
Calgary25980 Posts
April 19 2011 15:04 GMT
#35
This isn't even remotely funny. Meme + sex = instant classic I guess...
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Itachii
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Poland12466 Posts
April 19 2011 15:07 GMT
#36
On April 20 2011 00:04 Chill wrote:
This isn't even remotely funny. Meme + sex = instant classic I guess...

it actually is
chill.
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Kyhol
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
Canada2574 Posts
April 19 2011 15:23 GMT
#37
I would consider EE han timing to happen when you blow it in her and make your escape unheard.
Wishing you well.
micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24673 Posts
April 19 2011 15:30 GMT
#38
Right before pulling out she is like "reeba... reeba... reeba reeba reebarebarebarebareba!"
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Whole
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States6046 Posts
April 19 2011 15:35 GMT
#39
i had to read this about 3 times before understanding what was going on...and i'm at school so it is awkward.
Bereft
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
United States1007 Posts
April 19 2011 15:36 GMT
#40
On April 20 2011 00:04 Chill wrote:
This isn't even remotely funny. Meme + sex = instant classic I guess...

i think the blog itself was immediately made much better by the first 2 comments, looool.
CurLy[]
Profile Joined August 2010
United States759 Posts
April 19 2011 16:06 GMT
#41
when in doubt just pull out
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YejinYejin
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
United States1053 Posts
April 19 2011 16:08 GMT
#42

Someone take the audio from and this and dub over a porn video with it, please
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apalemorning
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
Canada509 Posts
April 19 2011 16:18 GMT
#43
i had a girlfriend who was into broodwar a few years ago, when i came on her body parts sometimes i'd scream PLAGYUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU. relationship didnt last.
immortal/roach is pretty good against stalkers
Necosarius
Profile Blog Joined September 2009
Sweden4042 Posts
April 19 2011 16:23 GMT
#44
On April 20 2011 00:30 micronesia wrote:
Right before pulling out she is like "reeba... reeba... reeba reeba reebarebarebarebareba!"

Naa, she's screaming that 9 month later if you fail the EE Han Timing.
Djin)ftw(
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
Germany3357 Posts
April 19 2011 16:48 GMT
#45
On April 20 2011 00:30 micronesia wrote:
Right before pulling out she is like "reeba... reeba... reeba reeba reebarebarebarebareba!"


nonono

"heedra.. heeeeedra.... hedra hedra n sho!"
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Ganjamaster
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Argentina475 Posts
April 19 2011 17:18 GMT
#46
On April 20 2011 01:18 apalemorning wrote:
i had a girlfriend who was into broodwar a few years ago, when i came on her body parts sometimes i'd scream PLAGYUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU. relationship didnt last.



That would be more like ensnare although it was seldomly used in BW
My hoes be the thickest, my dro.. the stickiest
apalemorning
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
Canada509 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-04-19 17:21:28
April 19 2011 17:20 GMT
#47
On April 20 2011 02:18 Ganjamaster wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 20 2011 01:18 apalemorning wrote:
i had a girlfriend who was into broodwar a few years ago, when i came on her body parts sometimes i'd scream PLAGYUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU. relationship didnt last.



That would be more like ensnare although it was seldomly used in BW


nvm
immortal/roach is pretty good against stalkers
PaPoolee
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United Arab Emirates660 Posts
April 19 2011 17:26 GMT
#48
LOOL
BrownBear
Profile Joined March 2010
United States6894 Posts
April 19 2011 17:30 GMT
#49
I don't...

Why would you...

Oh dear god WHY????
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Kaal
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Djibouti2514 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-04-19 17:58:04
April 19 2011 17:57 GMT
#50
Well, you have about an 80% chance of hitting your timing with this particular timing attack, about the same effectiveness as the Condom Build, personally I recommend any BCP build order over a CI build order, since with BCP build orders you have about a 95% chance of hitting your timing, while there's a 20% chance of your partner getting infested with the CI build order. You don't want infested in your base, man.
Meantime
Profile Joined May 2010
Germany140 Posts
April 19 2011 18:05 GMT
#51
Your username indicates that this blog originated from a Highdea? :D
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Ganjamaster
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Argentina475 Posts
April 19 2011 18:07 GMT
#52
On April 20 2011 03:05 Meantime wrote:
Your username indicates that this blog originated from a Highdea? :D


Guilty as charged. It ocurred to me last night, but I was actually thinking about it on my way to the office this morning.
My hoes be the thickest, my dro.. the stickiest
Existential
Profile Joined December 2010
Australia2107 Posts
April 19 2011 18:21 GMT
#53
This is possibly the most interesting blog I have seen in the past few days...
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Poo
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
Canada536 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-04-19 22:00:01
April 19 2011 21:59 GMT
#54
I guess the next 'I need help with my girlfriend' blog is going to involve telling the person to analyze the build orders in a 'ee han' timing...
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Myles
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States5162 Posts
April 19 2011 22:07 GMT
#55
This is like something that can't be unseen....I will never think about Ee Han Timing the same again.
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Z3kk
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
4099 Posts
April 19 2011 22:23 GMT
#56
HAHAHAHA so bad....and yet so funny
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Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Canada6592 Posts
April 19 2011 22:29 GMT
#57
On April 20 2011 03:21 Existential wrote:
This is possibly the most interesting blog I have seen in the past few days...


Made my day. I'm tired and this has put a smile on my face while I go to sleep.

I thank you sir.
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Zim23
Profile Joined August 2010
United States1681 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-04-19 22:49:40
April 19 2011 22:48 GMT
#58
This blog delivered! Was hoping it was about sex but I was worried it wouldn't be. Oh, and it shall now be known as 'Ee Han Cumming'.
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Profile Blog Joined September 2010
Germany38463 Posts
April 19 2011 23:27 GMT
#59
Yes, yes it is!
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United States10328 Posts
April 19 2011 23:30 GMT
#60
5/5 would read again
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See.Blue
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
United States2673 Posts
April 20 2011 00:11 GMT
#61
lmfao
xxpack09
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
United States2160 Posts
April 20 2011 00:13 GMT
#62
spotlight this
Z3kk
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
4099 Posts
April 20 2011 00:35 GMT
#63
Definitely spotlight this.

Much more unfunny stuff (that's intended to be funny) has been spotlighted before....and this is very funny.
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henreiman
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
United States407 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-04-20 01:45:13
April 20 2011 01:44 GMT
#64
Rofl most disturbing thing ever. I'm going to be thinking about this when I absolutely should not be -_-
OpticalShot
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
Canada6330 Posts
April 20 2011 02:00 GMT
#65
You just sparked an idea for my birthday celebration... muhahahahahahaha
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Z3kk
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
4099 Posts
April 20 2011 02:19 GMT
#66
On April 20 2011 11:00 OpticalShot wrote:
You just sparked an idea for my birthday celebration... muhahahahahahaha


Happy birthday!! :DDD

Wait, don't tell me you'll......
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Profile Joined October 2010
United States512 Posts
April 20 2011 04:09 GMT
#67
LOL!!!!! This thread is so win
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United States10328 Posts
April 20 2011 08:17 GMT
#68
On April 20 2011 11:00 OpticalShot wrote:
You just sparked an idea for my birthday celebration... muhahahahahahaha


happy birthday! ^^

(also bumping this great blog)
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Loanshark
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
China3094 Posts
April 20 2011 08:43 GMT
#69
Be sure to say "gg" if you miss your timing and can't salvage the match.
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Souma
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
2nd Worst City in CA8938 Posts
April 20 2011 09:34 GMT
#70
So I guess Starcraft-related sex would go something like:

+ Show Spoiler [NSFW?] +
Guy spawns at 12 o'clock, Girl at 6 o'clock.

Guy: gl hf.
Girl: Mmm, gl hf baby. nr10 minutes.

Guy expands in Girl's base. The bed starts creeking, dae bak, dae bak, dae bak.

Girl: Ohh!

The girl moans, gosu, gosu, gosu.

Guy attempts to talk dirty.

Guy: Yeah you like that don't you, chobo?

9 minutes and 55 seconds have passed.

Nuclear Launch Detected

Guy: Oh fuck.

5...

4...

3...

2...

1...

Guy pulls out.

Guy: PLAAAAAAAAAAYGUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU.

Girl gets hit by Plague. Panting and physically exhausted, she whispers.

Girl: That was such great ee han timing...
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GreatFall
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States1061 Posts
April 20 2011 16:47 GMT
#71
I'm pretty sure that doesn't count as Ee han timing lol~!
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AppleTart
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States1261 Posts
April 20 2011 19:24 GMT
#72
I've done ee han timing many many times... trust me its still risky. Build a bunker to be safe.
always tired -_-
Vain
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
Netherlands1115 Posts
April 21 2011 16:01 GMT
#73
On April 20 2011 10:44 henreiman wrote:
Rofl most disturbing thing ever. I'm going to be thinking about this when I absolutely should not be -_-


Carved in my memory
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annul
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
United States2841 Posts
April 21 2011 19:41 GMT
#74
its only good if, after you pull out, you shoot on her face while yelling AHHHH PLAYGUUUUUUUU
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Profile Blog Joined December 2008
United States1966 Posts
April 21 2011 19:43 GMT
#75
On April 19 2011 22:37 bonifaceviii wrote:
You know some aspiring porn producer in Korea is reading this thread and is frantically writing a script.

i really hope so. id buy that in a heartbeat
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Dandy4
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
United States493 Posts
April 21 2011 21:24 GMT
#76
Okaaaaay that's enough of the blogs for tonight, I am out.
Who let the dogs out?
ChrisXIV
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
Austria3553 Posts
April 21 2011 21:28 GMT
#77
On April 22 2011 04:41 annul wrote:
its only good if, after you pull out, you shoot on her face while yelling AHHHH PLAYGUUUUUUUU


Since the jokes are getting low I might as well give my input: Isn't it more like "Spawn Broodling"?

Great blog, btw.
"Just stay on 1 base, make a lot of shit, keep attacking. It doesn't work? Keep attacking." -Chill
TALegion
Profile Joined October 2010
United States1187 Posts
May 18 2011 16:22 GMT
#78
I have a new goal in life.
A person willing to die for a cause is a hero. A person willing to kill for a cause is a madman
pStar
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
996 Posts
May 18 2011 16:34 GMT
#79
i don t even what is this
number1gog
Profile Blog Joined June 2007
United States1081 Posts
May 18 2011 16:56 GMT
#80
On April 20 2011 00:04 Chill wrote:
This isn't even remotely funny. Meme + sex = instant classic I guess...

Aw come on. I know you have a sense of humor somewhere down in there.
5sz6sz7sz1a2a3a4a kwanrollllllled
Ferrose
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
United States11378 Posts
May 18 2011 17:13 GMT
#81
You have to scream it like the Korean casters as you orgasm. Or have the woman do that. :D
@113candlemagic Office lady by day, lonely woman at night. | Official lolicon of thread 94273
clownzim
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
Brazil267 Posts
May 18 2011 18:13 GMT
#82
dude that was just awesome !! ty for make my day
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
chobopeon
Profile Blog Joined May 2003
United States7342 Posts
May 18 2011 18:44 GMT
#83
this will be a news item on the next sc center
:O
57 Corvette
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Canada5941 Posts
May 18 2011 18:57 GMT
#84
Wow...

There are no words..
Survival is winning, everything else is bullshit.
TheAwesomeAll
Profile Joined January 2011
Netherlands1609 Posts
May 18 2011 19:15 GMT
#85
what happened to GG NO RE , more catchy imo
dr Helvetica <3
scDeluX
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
Canada1341 Posts
May 18 2011 19:56 GMT
#86
You gotta post that in the other thread that is about sc term that you use IRL.

- "Dont worry babe, no need for condom, I've got gosu micro and a real solid BO on that one"
Brood War is forever
.gypsy
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
Canada689 Posts
May 18 2011 22:02 GMT
#87
what the fuck? lol

I hope he meant koreans being in the same room just screaming eehan timing
https://www.twitch.tv/gypsy93
wei2coolman
Profile Joined November 2010
United States60033 Posts
May 19 2011 03:17 GMT
#88
I lol'd wayyy to hard.
liftlift > tsm
Philymaniz
Profile Joined November 2010
United States177 Posts
May 19 2011 03:41 GMT
#89
The timing is so crisp
MyLastSerenade
Profile Joined February 2010
Germany710 Posts
May 19 2011 04:12 GMT
#90
Barney would say: " Challenge accepted! "


5/5 ~~
Pope
Profile Joined May 2011
Vatican City State53 Posts
May 19 2011 04:44 GMT
#91
zomg this is crazy hilarious!
Geovu
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
Estonia1344 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-05-19 05:03:48
May 19 2011 05:02 GMT
#92
On April 20 2011 18:34 Souma wrote:
So I guess Starcraft-related sex would go something like:

+ Show Spoiler [NSFW?] +
Guy spawns at 12 o'clock, Girl at 6 o'clock.

Guy: gl hf.
Girl: Mmm, gl hf baby. nr10 minutes.

Guy expands in Girl's base. The bed starts creeking, dae bak, dae bak, dae bak.

Girl: Ohh!

The girl moans, gosu, gosu, gosu.

Guy attempts to talk dirty.

Guy: Yeah you like that don't you, chobo?

9 minutes and 55 seconds have passed.

Nuclear Launch Detected

Guy: Oh fuck.

5...

4...

3...

2...

1...

Guy pulls out.

Guy: PLAAAAAAAAAAYGUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU.

Girl gets hit by Plague. Panting and physically exhausted, she whispers.

Girl: That was such great ee han timing...

Most Starcraft players would be more interested in a 4 pool over the much slower nuke rush.

Afterwards your opponent is always angry and pissed off at you but it is still a valid strategy.
DaemonX
Profile Joined September 2010
545 Posts
June 19 2011 06:35 GMT
#93
On April 20 2011 00:04 Chill wrote:
This isn't even remotely funny. Meme + sex = instant classic I guess...
Oh Spoilsport.
Show nested quote +

On April 19 2011 22:11 Cedstick wrote:
Thanks. You just set my life goal: have her scream it while it happens.

Just be glad she's not screaming "PLAYGUU!"

Won the thread.
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