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KlaCkoN
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
Sweden1661 Posts
April 10 2011 19:13 GMT
#21
On April 11 2011 03:50 infinitestory wrote:
I suspect this guy can give you some outstanding advice.

Or honesttea, I've heard he has had great success with finding girls through TL.
"Voice or no voice the people can always be brought to the bidding of their leaders ... All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger."
Bereft
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
United States1007 Posts
April 10 2011 19:17 GMT
#22
How could you even consider NOT contacting her? Did you not read her message to you in its entirety? She has something important to tell you!!!
]343[
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
United States10328 Posts
April 10 2011 19:18 GMT
#23
On April 11 2011 04:13 KlaCkoN wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 11 2011 03:50 infinitestory wrote:
I suspect this guy can give you some outstanding advice.

Or honesttea, I've heard he has had great success with finding girls through TL.


i felt so bad when tlnetbot rejected him T___T
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tofucake
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
Hyrule19192 Posts
April 10 2011 19:26 GMT
#24
On April 11 2011 03:50 infinitestory wrote:
I suspect this guy can give you some outstanding advice.

This confuses me....
Liquipediaasante sana squash banana
SonuvBob
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
Aiur21550 Posts
April 10 2011 20:00 GMT
#25
On April 11 2011 04:26 tofucake wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 11 2011 03:50 infinitestory wrote:
I suspect this guy can give you some outstanding advice.

This confuses me....

http://www.google.com/search?q=misslillianmulbah

Hello dear,
How are you today,i hope you are fine,I am lilian,single girl ,I saw your profile on(www.teamliquid.net),and became interested in you,please contact me on my email (misslillianmulbah@yahoo.in) I have something important to tell you Hope to hear from you soon Cheers
lilian
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ChefStarCraft
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
Canada350 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-04-10 20:41:32
April 10 2011 20:25 GMT
#26
Hello dear,
How are you today,i hope you are fine,I am lilian,single girl ,I saw your profile on(www.teamliquid.net),and became interested in you,please contact me on my email (misslillianmulbah@yahoo.in) I have something important to tell you Hope to hear from you soon Cheers
lilian


How odd .

Quite the weird thing to log into.

/I'm not a racist I just don't find black chicks attractive, unless there a bomb shell.
To old for me anyways.
Friends is good enough.

Everyone wants a piece of the Chefy

We're we the only 2 messaged? I'm sure there we're many more...
Why don't we see who is the wizard and play some one on one, I think you'll find me sympathetic to ya when I've won, It seems you've got the brawn to beat me if this was all it takes, But I've got skills to pay the bills and punish each of your mistakes.
Arkansassy
Profile Joined October 2010
358 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-04-10 20:59:54
April 10 2011 20:58 GMT
#27
Is it at all possible that your gf is setting you up? It's been known to happen, you know.
ChefStarCraft
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
Canada350 Posts
April 10 2011 22:05 GMT
#28
On April 11 2011 05:58 Arkansassy wrote:
Is it at all possible that your gf is setting you up? It's been known to happen, you know.


Why would his gf message me ?
Its just a person sending out random pms.
Why don't we see who is the wizard and play some one on one, I think you'll find me sympathetic to ya when I've won, It seems you've got the brawn to beat me if this was all it takes, But I've got skills to pay the bills and punish each of your mistakes.
Arkansassy
Profile Joined October 2010
358 Posts
April 11 2011 00:33 GMT
#29
On April 11 2011 07:05 ChefStarCraft wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 11 2011 05:58 Arkansassy wrote:
Is it at all possible that your gf is setting you up? It's been known to happen, you know.


Why would his gf message me ?
Its just a person sending out random pms.


lol...no, Chef, I was addressing OP. Sorry for the misunderstanding.

Zim23
Profile Joined August 2010
United States1681 Posts
April 11 2011 00:40 GMT
#30
On April 11 2011 04:26 tofucake wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 11 2011 03:50 infinitestory wrote:
I suspect this guy can give you some outstanding advice.

This confuses me....

Read 419's blogs.
Do an arranged marriage if she's not completely minging, and don't worry about dancing, get a go-kart, cheers.
AirbladeOrange
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
United States2574 Posts
April 11 2011 01:46 GMT
#31
I hate to break it to you OP. But I got the exact same message. I may challenge you to a duel for her affection.
KurtistheTurtle
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
United States1966 Posts
April 11 2011 05:06 GMT
#32
On April 11 2011 10:46 AirbladeOrange wrote:
I hate to break it to you OP. But I got the exact same message. I may challenge you to a duel for her affection.

I will suggest a variety of formats you can choose from.

1. Pancake Stack Off
The party able to create the tallest stack of pancakes wins. Flapjacktastic!

2. Staring Contest
Over skype.

3. Lord of the Rings Marathon
All parties sit on a comfortable couch; they must watch all three Lord of the Rings movies continuously without any breaks (exception: 1 bathroom break). Falling asleep results in immediate disqualification. Whoever lasts the longest stands victorious.
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4. Animal Cracker Eating Contest
Over skype.

5. Five Dollar Death Match
Here’s how it works:

Each party is blind folded and given an Abraham Lincoln. They are then transported to the local dollar store. The blindfolds are taken off, and contestants are given thirty minutes to purchase five items of their choosing. An independent judge then declares which party made the more glorious purchasing decisions. This would be a duel of blogging ability, photo-manship and creativity.

6. Turtle Race
We find a TL'er with streaming capabilities, two turtles, and a turtle raceway. We're each assigned a turtle and the first to cross the finish line is the victor.

ideas from here

Your move, AirBladeOrange. The beloved damsel awaits.
“Reject your sense of injury and the injury itself disappears."
AirbladeOrange
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
United States2574 Posts
April 11 2011 05:26 GMT
#33
I choose turtle race. And I want hype. Lots of hype. Prepare. Period.
AirbladeOrange
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
United States2574 Posts
April 11 2011 05:28 GMT
#34
We may also need to challenge ChefStarCraft if his claim is valid.
eviltomahawk
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States11135 Posts
April 11 2011 05:44 GMT
#35
One minute, she is going to be flirting you in some hilariously broken English.

The next, she'll be asking for your bank account so that she can transfer funds from her cousin who just happens to be a Nigerian prince.
ㅇㅅㅌㅅ
ChefStarCraft
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
Canada350 Posts
April 11 2011 06:29 GMT
#36
On April 11 2011 14:28 AirbladeOrange wrote:
We may also need to challenge ChefStarCraft if his claim is valid.

That it is : )

I prefer shot for shot
Why don't we see who is the wizard and play some one on one, I think you'll find me sympathetic to ya when I've won, It seems you've got the brawn to beat me if this was all it takes, But I've got skills to pay the bills and punish each of your mistakes.
Kenpachi
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
United States9908 Posts
April 11 2011 06:40 GMT
#37
nice profile you got thar.
Nada's body is South Korea's greatest weapon.
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