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Raeleigh
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
Canada902 Posts
March 21 2011 08:42 GMT
#21
On March 21 2011 17:25 Binky1842 wrote:
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On March 21 2011 17:12 Raeleigh wrote:
On March 21 2011 17:09 aimaimaim wrote:
Why do you need to remove/trim nose hairs .. GROW IT LIKE A MAN!

One of the grossest things ever is cuddling
Just sayin. LOL

fixed

HAHAHAHA oh you!
you are perfect porcelain.
Sokalo
Profile Joined May 2010
United States375 Posts
March 21 2011 08:50 GMT
#22
I pull them out with my fingers sometimes. The smaller ones right in the nasal entrance seem to hurt the most and also seem to be the hardest to get and I tend to avoid those. The longer, deeper hairs are the more fruitful target.

I don't actually do this for any hygienic or aesthetic reason, although I will tweeze them out if I can see something in the mirror. It's more a case of I'm blowing my nose while I'm in the bathroom, get frustrated that there's gunk getting caught in there, end of pulling some hairs out to clean things up and then I get fixated on yanking anything that I can out.

It's also the only manly way to drain your tear ducts.
"Sometimes I wonder whether the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on, or by imbeciles who really mean it."
404.Delirium
Profile Joined May 2008
United States1190 Posts
March 21 2011 11:43 GMT
#23
I used an electric nose/ear hair trimmer (only necessary for mah nose >_>) and it cleaned it up but they were short so whenever I had to blow or wipe or touch my nose it'd poke itself and make my eyes water and make me sneeze.

Just grew long enough that it's not too bad now
seriously next disrespectful comment in this blog is ip ban. Be happy or get the hell out. // SC2 is like playing with neutral-colored Play-Doh while BW is like colorful Legos.
Av4st
Profile Joined September 2008
Canada92 Posts
March 21 2011 12:24 GMT
#24
I use this thing, no batteries required:

http://www.amazon.com/Groom-Mate-Platinum-Nose-Trimmer/dp/B000EBFJXS/ref=sr_1_4?s=hpc&ie=UTF8&qid=1300709861&sr=1-4

You put it in your nose so that the surface you want to cut hairs from is against the bottom, and then twist it while moving it around.

At first I was a bit nervous that it would cut or pinch me, but after using it for around a year now I've learned that I can just go to town without that ever happening.
Souma
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
2nd Worst City in CA8938 Posts
March 21 2011 13:43 GMT
#25
Lol, thanks guys. Tweezing/using my fingers is out of the picture!

Thanks for those who posted links - I'll check 'em out. ^^ I was looking for some electric trimmers and didn't really know what would be good, so thanks. :D

On March 21 2011 20:43 404.Delirium wrote:
I used an electric nose/ear hair trimmer (only necessary for mah nose >_>) and it cleaned it up but they were short so whenever I had to blow or wipe or touch my nose it'd poke itself and make my eyes water and make me sneeze.

Just grew long enough that it's not too bad now


What do you mean by "it'd poke itself"? o_O
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des
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
United States507 Posts
March 21 2011 14:24 GMT
#26
grow it out use it to store small amounts of food (cheese, breadcrumbs, sauces)

when you are hungry stick out your lower lip and inhale sharply through your mouth, pulling a delicious meal out of your nose hair at will

you can also use this to feed your young when they are hungry just blow through your nose into their mouth to deliver them nourishing sustenance (make sure they are able to eat solid food)

women find this attractive because it shows you are self sufficient and a good father
my larvae bring all the zerg to the yard
Pholon
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Netherlands6142 Posts
March 21 2011 14:37 GMT
#27
I know some barbers who singe it off.
Moderator@TLPholon // "I need a third hand to facepalm right now"
Tuthur
Profile Joined July 2010
France985 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-03-21 15:42:04
March 21 2011 15:39 GMT
#28
On March 21 2011 23:24 des wrote:
grow it out use it to store small amounts of food (cheese, breadcrumbs, sauces)

when you are hungry stick out your lower lip and inhale sharply through your mouth, pulling a delicious meal out of your nose hair at will

you can also use this to feed your young when they are hungry just blow through your nose into their mouth to deliver them nourishing sustenance (make sure they are able to eat solid food)

women find this attractive because it shows you are self sufficient and a good father


I don't know which one of these uses is the most disturbing
Souma
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
2nd Worst City in CA8938 Posts
March 21 2011 15:45 GMT
#29
^ That's so disgusting it blows my mind.

On March 21 2011 23:37 Pholon wrote:
I know some barbers who singe it off.


How does that work? o_O And does singing it off make it not grow back?
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DoubleZee
Profile Joined July 2010
Canada556 Posts
March 21 2011 18:13 GMT
#30
I fucking love pulling out nose hairs. Nothing is more satisfying than plucking out an incher that has been bothering you for hours. Sometimes I feel like eating it like goldmember does with his dead skin. I need to start collecting them in a box.
Just think of how stupid the average person is, and then realize half of them are even stupider!
des
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
United States507 Posts
March 21 2011 18:15 GMT
#31
apply sesame oil to the nasal follicles to promote growth of multiple fine straight hairs rather than few thick curly hairs the longer hairs will grow down over your mouth and can be used as baleen while swimming in the deep sea. when using nose hair in this way it is important to cultivate an environment friendly to the small fish who will inhabit your nasal foliage as they will keep it clean allowing plankton to pass through it as you swim. measure the pH daily and correct it by pouring a solution of urine (yours) and seal tears (not yours) through your nostrils with a neti pot (obtainable at your local pharmacy). harvest the seal tears by judiciously insulting the seals; beware: if you are too cruel, you might drive them to suicide, cutting off your supply. harvest the urine by regularly visiting the toilet ("loo" or "john" in some locations) and catching your effluent.
my larvae bring all the zerg to the yard
prototype.
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
Canada4215 Posts
March 21 2011 18:21 GMT
#32
Isn't nose hair fine as long as they're not sticking out of your nostrils?
( ・´ー・`)
DoubleZee
Profile Joined July 2010
Canada556 Posts
March 21 2011 18:23 GMT
#33
On March 22 2011 03:21 prototype. wrote:
Isn't nose hair fine as long as they're not sticking out of your nostrils?


Not pulling out nose hair until it's sticking out of your nostril is like not having sex until you want to have a baby. <3
Just think of how stupid the average person is, and then realize half of them are even stupider!
prototype.
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
Canada4215 Posts
March 21 2011 18:31 GMT
#34
On March 22 2011 03:23 DoubleZee wrote:
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On March 22 2011 03:21 prototype. wrote:
Isn't nose hair fine as long as they're not sticking out of your nostrils?


Not pulling out nose hair until it's sticking out of your nostril is like not having sex until you want to have a baby. <3

So at what age does nose hair start sticking out? You make it sound like this is common for all men.
( ・´ー・`)
DoubleZee
Profile Joined July 2010
Canada556 Posts
March 21 2011 18:34 GMT
#35
I had my nose hair nostril barrier cherry broken when I was 20/21. I'm a hairy beast in general so I have no idea if that is a normal age.
Just think of how stupid the average person is, and then realize half of them are even stupider!
des
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
United States507 Posts
March 21 2011 20:27 GMT
#36
a well educated man knows that his nose-cosy is forged from similar stuff as the horn of the rhinoceros. therefore he cultivates tusk-like growths formed from his nose hair and uses them for a variety of purposes. here are some suggestions:

  • use the tusks to tear away the tough skin of the pine-apple fruit, exposing its juicy, succulent insides
  • carve a groove along the top of the horn. place incense into the groove and light it to make your odor more pleasant.
  • establish your dominance over other males in your herd. frequently waving your tusks is often enough to deter your foes and will win you a choice parking space or the last bottle of peanut butter at the grocery store when facing less virile specimens
  • erudite men sculpt their tusks into book holders and hold works of literature in them. in this modern age "eye pads" and "eye phones" can also be held by the tusks. experiment!


it is important while growing your tusks to guide the hair outward to ensure that the tusks do not simply cover your mouth and can be used for the above tasks also to make sure you don't look like an idiot

remember to keep a passageway to your nostrils open so you can simultaneously breathe and eat the foods you have won from inferior males
my larvae bring all the zerg to the yard
OMin
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
United States545 Posts
March 21 2011 20:36 GMT
#37
On March 21 2011 15:10 Souma wrote:
Yep, nose hair.

I have reached the age where nose hair has become a bit of an irritation. And so I have come to you, Team Liquid, for help.

What is the best and easiest way to remove nose hair? Tweezing hurts a bit too much for me. QQ

How do you remove nose hair? Links to great products would be much appreciated. ^^

Thanks!

LOL my mom saw me tweezing nose hairs the other day she was like LOL EW WTF ARE YOU DOING

but ya, when im at my apartment at school, i dont have tweezers.... so I use my bare hands or a needlenose plier from the toolbox LOL
Chairman Ray
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
United States11903 Posts
March 21 2011 21:06 GMT
#38
Have you tried waxing?
Crunchums
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
United States11144 Posts
March 21 2011 21:19 GMT
#39
grip and rip baby
brood war for life, brood war forever
Zim23
Profile Joined August 2010
United States1681 Posts
March 21 2011 22:38 GMT
#40
On March 22 2011 00:45 Souma wrote:
^ That's so disgusting it blows my mind.

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On March 21 2011 23:37 Pholon wrote:
I know some barbers who singe it off.


How does that work? o_O And does singing it off make it not grow back?

Read my post man. I explain how. Just be careful.
Do an arranged marriage if she's not completely minging, and don't worry about dancing, get a go-kart, cheers.
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