EPT
.Basically what I am looking for, are players with similar interests and personalities, who want to create a custom chat channel and hang out there while idling in bnet. Something like guild in mmo game, or a clan like in CS 1.6, but without the competitiveness. Just a simple place to chat, create crazy ffa games, play 2/2 games together, custom games, talk about pro games, talk smack, basically have FUN with big F!
Now, the idea seems simple but now comes the hard part, finding similar personalities, so I will try to create "my profile" like on a social site to find You player ! It will read very very gay sometimes, but I want to create the best picture of me possible. You don't have to be like me, You just have to tolerate me. It's NOT my club, I'm not the leader, however take into consideration I don't want to create another #teamliquid channel !
So if You are like me then You:
- are afraid of laddering
, however You don't have to be to join our club. I like playing ladder but don't know why I care so much, I don't want to care, I'm not a pro I don't need ladder, I'm crazy like that ! - are idling a lot in bnet without purpose, You want to play, but You would like to play with someone You know a bit more.
- are funny, but in a special way, new age, ironic, sarcastic way, like Incontrol and Destiny, Tasteosis, SoTG type of humor. You are not afraid to say something offensive, but in a funny way. I am not exactly like them, I don't expect You to be like that, but You cannot be easily offended. If You don't know what I mean then You are not the right person.
- are a mature person, I know this is stupid thing to say, I remember when I was young someone hold me from joining because I didn't reach 16 or 18, I though it was bullshit, but now I understand it, some things, like biology, cannot be skipped. I am myself 25 so You do the math.
- like watching the game sometimes even more then playing. I mean, I myself when I do the math, I spend more time watching GSL other tournaments and streams of players more then I play myself, although it may change!
- follow the e-sports scene, You know a lot about current state of the game, players etc.
- want to explore whole SC2, not only multilayer 1/1, custom games come to mind. Sometimes I myself want to spend time having pure fun in custom crazy games or even create one with restraints like for example: 4-8 player FFA game, spells only ! so templars, infestors, ghots, or game with nukes only !
- sometimes and I mean sometimes ! You log in drunk as a skunk, late at night or in the middle of the day, because your friends made You drink in a sunny day , and You say stupid shit. We won't mind, mater of fact we will take screeshots and make fun of You latter when you sober up.
- are not gay for facebook, twitter and other stuff like that, I don't want to subscribe to your channel, befriend You on facebook, tweet about shit and for sure, meet in real life.
- don't feel a deep need to share all stupid shit on the internet You come across, especially kittens I hate kittens, I'm allergic to cat fur. I like dogs tho. If I log on to see a link to some funny picture/gif/video of children of animals, I will find You and strangle You that's a promise.
now some more "technical" stuff,quickdirect info - I am not all the time in game, I have lots of free time but I don't spend it all the time in game. I watch football: Champions League and Polish League, in which I support my team directly by going to the stadium and cheering like crazy. I play football with friends also, go out drinking etc, although I am not a party fiend, most of weekends I spend at home So if Barcelona is playing Real in Grand Derby you won't find me in game ! HOWEVER that's me, You don't have to be like that, I don't care, You can be Starcraft nerd/nolife spending 24/7 in game, I really don't care, that would be nice for me
- Although chat is fun, through years of CS 1.6 and WoW I'm used to microphone, so be prepared to connect through Skype/Ventrillo/TeamSpeak and speak ! in English ! I'm not fucking around with this, playing is more fun when there is direct line of communication, by default typing is not possible, You macro with your hands ! I remember good times when I was watching MLG or CPL with friends on Ventrillo and we commented on games.
- I am Platinium/Diamond level, race doesn't matter here, and I don't discriminate against anyone but If you don't like to be stomped or stomp lesser players keep that in mind.
So If you feel like You want to try to join the club which now consists of me only
, PM me here on TL. I don't expect and essay, name.ID would be nice, mater of fact, I'm too lazy to read an essay, (which is kinda ironic, since I made You read through all that other crap, but hey, here is the taste what's coming) but something would be nice, because after reading this thing few times I realized that I probably described 1/3 of TL community and I need some kind of screening - longest sentence ever, fuck yeah. I will give You in game channel name and see You there. No strings attached, You can leave our club any time, no hard feelings I understand that finding a similar personality is HARD. For now I don't expect large audience, if it is large then another crappy chat channel would be created and it all goes to shit and I failed.
