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United States140 Posts
Okay, how in the hell did I get to this weird building? All I can see are beds and guns. Lots of guns. What in the hell is this?
Welcome to the Corps, Marine! Today we'll be slaughtering telepathic creatures that have gigantic 30 foot tall, three-legged monsters that shoot horrible laser beams.
Wait, did you say 30 feet and laser bea.....
Shut up Marine! We have 25 seconds to complete your training. Here, take this gun. Pull the trigger and bullets fly out. See the enemy, run backward and shoot. Then backward and shoot. And then, run backward and shoot more.
I can't run and shoot at the same time? That really doesn't make a lot of sens....
Shut your hole Marine! By the way, in 10 seconds you'll be shoved outside and you'll see lots of no-mouthed evil guys with blades made out of magic and weird bug things that run on four legs and shoot lasers.
Oooh! Apparently our supply of methamphetamines have just arrived. Take this syringe, and whenever you want to shoot something, inject yourself with these drugs. You'll love 'em. You'll run faster than Carl Lewis. Don't forget to run backwards and then shoot. That's most important!
Carl Lewis? He doesn't even exist in this universe. And are you seriously drugging me up to go into war? What the hell kind of army is this?
Times up! Enjoy the war!
Raynor is a prick. I hate my life.
  
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Haha i see what you did there. But unfortunately i get it kind of late... meh i thought that 30 foot tall monsters shooting laser beams are OK but i didnt believe that you cant run and shot.
God damn what have you done !
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lol at "why can't I run and shoot at the same time". I never thought about that before this blog ... whoa
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Don't leave me hangin'!
They taught me to run and shoot aswell, but not with gun and them bullets, I got grenades baby. Inject, shoot, run, shoot, rinse and repeat. Life sure sucks.
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Okay, marines can have moving shot, but that shot always misses while they're moving, compromise....
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Lmao I like this.
Nicely put.
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How do drugs make you shoot faster?
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United States140 Posts
On February 18 2011 06:12 Omni17 wrote:
How do drugs make you shoot faster?
More finger dexterity I'd imagine. Can pull the trigger even faster than holding it down on the automatic weapon. Just a guess.
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Yo Corps. Not Corp.
But funny, I spit my drink when the stim part came up XD
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Ahh, that's the stuff.
I miss that sound. :<
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United States140 Posts
On February 18 2011 06:46 NobledBlood wrote:
Yo Corps. Not Corp.
But funny, I spit my drink when the stim part came up XD
Thank you and it has been edited.
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