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konadora
Singapore66155 Posts
And you thought shit couldn't get worse (or better?) In case you don't know about Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus... http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=109175 http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=93329 Yep, why and how is The Asylum still alive? Why is the CG still so bad? Why does it still look like it's done with a $100 budget? Has anyone seen this movie yet?  | ||
Manifesto7
Osaka27139 Posts
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shawty
United Kingdom294 Posts
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Marou
Germany1371 Posts
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Ricjames
Czech Republic1047 Posts
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BLinD-RawR
ALLEYCAT BLUES50107 Posts
On February 12 2011 22:14 Ricjames wrote: too good to be true you mean too bad to be true.  | ||
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Rinrun
Canada3509 Posts
Seems that they've unlocked another sekret formula for attracting viewers- cat fights. | ||
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cYaN
Norway3322 Posts
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nayumi
Australia6499 Posts
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Creed.131
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MEGA Shark vs Crocosaurus! | ||
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SHr3DD3r
Pakistan2137 Posts
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Armathai
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starfries
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MisterD
Germany1338 Posts
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Suc
Australia1569 Posts
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nekuodah
England2409 Posts
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Mercadia
United States257 Posts
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Mattes
Germany1116 Posts
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psychopat
Canada417 Posts
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Cedstick
Canada3336 Posts
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chobopeon
United States7342 Posts
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ellerina
Philippines452 Posts
Bus companies love to show pirated DVDs of movies like these in my country on long overnight trips. I'm sure there's a bus out there that's probably screening these movies right now, lol. | ||
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Fraidnot
United States824 Posts
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ZeaL.
United States5955 Posts
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GrazerRinge
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tainted muffin
United States158 Posts
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kin_gdom
Canada1 Post
Although the movies might look terrible, they are just making films that people enjoy. And money speaks louder than the quality of work. | ||
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starfries
Canada3508 Posts
On February 13 2011 00:44 kin_gdom wrote: Asylum actually shoots at a rapid pace, about a movie per week. And every movie they produce has made a profit. Although the movies might look terrible, they are just making films that people enjoy. And money speaks louder than the quality of work. Responsible for such classics as Transmorphers and Snakes on a Train: actually I love bad movies so this pretty much made my day | ||
LosingID8
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TryThis
Canada1522 Posts
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Neivler
Norway911 Posts
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Fulgrim
United States560 Posts
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deth2munkies
United States4051 Posts
On February 13 2011 01:32 Fulgrim wrote: My cousin is a director for the asylum. Apparently they make a lot of extremely low budget movies that are terrible, but as long as a few people see them/buy them, then they can make some profit. Often times anytime a movie is announced, the asylum will make a parody and try to release it right after the other one, so people will be interested and watch both. (For example, my cousins directed a sunday school musical and a knock off sherlock homes movie right around the time their counterparts were released). Extremely low budget and fast filming/production make the costs very low for making these types of movies. And ALL of them get aired on Sci-Fi Channel (I refuse to use that stupid fucking name). | ||
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BrownBear
United States6894 Posts
Preliminary idea for Mega Snake vs. Gatoroid: Take a drink every time one of the two female leads calls the other a bitch. Take a drink every time someone sees a monster and instead of running, stands there screaming. Take a drink every time there's a catfight and a male character just stands there and watches. Take a drink if a character dies through their own chronic stupidity. Finish your drink if one of the monsters takes down a plane again. | ||
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MangoTango
United States3670 Posts
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BoldMan
United States168 Posts
that is all. | ||
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sung_moon
United States10110 Posts
never knew there was a python/gator one | ||
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potatoedoughnut
United States334 Posts
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Nemesis
Canada2568 Posts
Made me cringe the whole time I was watching those trailers. | ||
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Ryusei-R1
United States2106 Posts
TERRIBLE. | ||
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imhoo
Germany24 Posts
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MrMotionPicture
United States4327 Posts
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KneeHi
United States50 Posts
"Im getting married in 2 days." | ||
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cocoa_sg
Singapore296 Posts
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Rizare
Canada592 Posts
Just as the trailers as well. | ||
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HollowLord
United States3862 Posts
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pzea469
United States1520 Posts
Yo Yo | ||
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ZeaL.
United States5955 Posts
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Grobyc
Canada18410 Posts
On February 13 2011 01:54 BrownBear wrote: I hope they never stop making these movies. They make fantastic drinking games. Preliminary idea for Mega Snake vs. Gatoroid: Take a drink every time one of the two female leads calls the other a bitch. Take a drink every time someone sees a monster and instead of running, stands there screaming. Take a drink every time there's a catfight and a male character just stands there and watches. Take a drink if a character dies through their own chronic stupidity. Finish your drink if one of the monsters takes down a plane again. lol I think this would be the only reason for me watching it >.> + Show Spoiler + On February 13 2011 06:14 pzea469 wrote: Im pretty sure they are terrible and ridiculous and funny on purpose. I think thats why people would watch it. Yo Yo http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hxCHGzjLKeg&feature=related LOL that was good | ||
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Karliath
United States2214 Posts
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Noev
United States1105 Posts
On February 13 2011 04:42 KneeHi wrote: Best scene in Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V7u1vJlLFa4 "Im getting married in 2 days." lol why is his marriage line even in there, and one more question the plans landing gear is down when it hits the water, that pilot has some sick reaction time. Gonna watch all these movies this weekend | ||
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FinestHour
United States18466 Posts
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Zim23
United States1681 Posts
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Juliette
United States6003 Posts
i watched the whole thing a few weeks ago, pretty hilarious | ||
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s.a.y
Croatia3840 Posts
On February 13 2011 07:34 FinestHour wrote: where do these film makers get serious funding from I was wondering the same thing. Lorenzo Lamas is actually a very famous B-film star. | ||
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Crunchums
United States11143 Posts
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elmizzt
United States3309 Posts
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eviltomahawk
United States11135 Posts
Seriously, these movies are so ridiculous that they are borderline satire. I assume that SyFy is going for the shotgun approach for trying to churn out "so bad it's good" movies, though at what cost. Heck, maybe in the future when they have the sequel to Mystery Science Theater 3000, we'll get a very nice commentary on these ridiculous movies. | ||
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Phant
United States737 Posts
My personal favorite cliches are.. 1) "Creature Cam" Whenever the group of racially diverse men and women are walking around in some wilderness, there is always a shot from the creatures "eyes" following the group, usually modified with some filter. 2) Only one male and one female making it out alive. 3) There are two possible endings for a movie like this 1. the monster really isn't dead and in the final scene of the movie, it zooms in somewhere and the creature attacks the camera, credits roll. 2. the monster had babies and they are the subject of the next movie. I've seen several occasions where both of these happen at the same time. Double points! Always a great time! | ||
Elyvilon
United States13143 Posts
On February 13 2011 07:34 FinestHour wrote: where do these film makers get serious funding from apparently they make money, presumably because these movies cost like $100 to make | ||
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redFF
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overt
United States9006 Posts
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CCGaunt
United States417 Posts
hahaha This is the best. | ||
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rUiNati0n
United States1155 Posts
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Danjoh
Sweden405 Posts
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pHelix Equilibria
United States1134 Posts
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SmoKim
Denmark10301 Posts
motherfucking GIANT CLAW!!!!!!! so epic | ||
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Badjas
Netherlands2038 Posts
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krok(obs)
Germany264 Posts
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Whole
United States6046 Posts
Watched the Mega Python vs Gatoroid trailer and thought "Wait nvm, these are just trailers for fun" Read the thread, found out these were real, and I'm still baffled. | ||
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FlashIsHigh
United States474 Posts
On February 12 2011 23:42 psychopat wrote: lol... Is that Steve Urkel in the Crocosaurus one!? That's awesome. lmfao it is Jaleel White, wtf why is thats the one movie he chose to be in after his successful career in TV? Stevie Wonder could see that these movies are shit lol | ||
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Meldon
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Mastermind
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Raysalis
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sib-pelle
Sweden162 Posts
![[image loading]](http://a1.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/156327_178491218846974_171803586182404_533866_1388005_n.jpg) http://cfbloggen.blog.com/ Unfortunately it's in Swedish. Enjoy! | ||
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IAttackYou
United States330 Posts
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Stoids
United States636 Posts
On February 14 2011 09:23 IAttackYou wrote: I just dont understand why syfy continues to fund crappy movies. Are they really that desperate for viewers that they can make a mockery of themselves? Some of us love watching terrible movies for comedy sake. SyFy is completely aware of it's niche. It's a great channel to turn to when nothing else is on. I watched Megashark vs. Giant Octopus with my roommate one day. We hadn't heard of it before, just thought it was another SyFy movie. Then...... I don't think we've ever laughed so hard at a movie. Edit: already been posted, but w/e. It's that good. | ||
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SpiritAshura
United States1271 Posts
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nayumi
Australia6499 Posts
On February 14 2011 00:58 SmoKim wrote: nothing beats this one http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hOj0nXpRqX8 motherfucking GIANT CLAW!!!!!!! so epic i shat my pants D: | ||
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meegrean
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