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flyinfart
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
United States95 Posts
February 07 2011 08:52 GMT
#1
So, amazingly enough, used to be pretty good at finding girls that were slutty but not completely retarded. Now, I'm 20 and am aware of STIs and the fact that slutty girls my age probably have something I don't want. Anyways, for the past two years I've been on a part self and part socially inflicted hiatus with several changes to my circle of friends and sobriety from drug use. So I've been thinking about expanding my horizon with a chick from my precal class who is very definitely a ravet, but seems cool enough. The problem is, my entire approach to flirting is obsolete. And now that I think about it, a gaming community is the last place any intelligent person should be asking about girl problems, but here I am. Hopefully the beer and spellcheck are balancing eachother our.

Any suggestions? What would tl do???

*
Essentia
Profile Joined July 2010
1150 Posts
February 07 2011 08:58 GMT
#2
With a name like "flyinfart" how could you not be a lady's man?
Dooba
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
Croatia588 Posts
February 07 2011 08:59 GMT
#3
TL would expand all over that shit and win in an econ game!

Start talking to the girl and see if it clicks. If you do seem to find subjects you like to talk about or you just get along well in casual talk, slide in a "wanna go for a drink?" and that's about it. And do it sooner than later. More fish in the sea so go find out where you're at with this one.
"Zergs are really stronger. I use to win 60-70%, now it is 40-50. I am switching to civilization 5 for now until any terran can come up with a better tactics."
Terranator
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Canada286 Posts
February 07 2011 08:59 GMT
#4
You're in college right? Just invite her to a party and have some drinks, don't over-think it and make moves. What's a "ravet" by the way?
BlueStar
Profile Blog Joined August 2005
Bulgaria1171 Posts
February 07 2011 09:02 GMT
#5
Hit her with something heavy and drag her to the cave! Who asks these days!?
Leader of the Bulgarian National SCBW/SC2 team and team pSi.SCBW/SC2
Kamais_Ookin
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Canada4218 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-02-07 09:09:30
February 07 2011 09:09 GMT
#6
Edit: "Wrong thread"
I <3 Plexa.
Rainmaker5
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States1027 Posts
February 07 2011 09:26 GMT
#7
On February 07 2011 17:59 Terranator wrote:
You're in college right? Just invite her to a party and have some drinks, don't over-think it and make moves. What's a "ravet" by the way?

guessing raver
(-_(-_(-_(^_(-_(-_(-_-)_-)_-)_-)_-)_-)_-) CJ Fighting! "Beer -> soju -> whisky is a terrible build"~~ Scrarecrow.
OmniEulogy
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Canada6600 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-02-07 09:40:42
February 07 2011 09:39 GMT
#8
On February 07 2011 18:26 Rainmaker5 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On February 07 2011 17:59 Terranator wrote:
You're in college right? Just invite her to a party and have some drinks, don't over-think it and make moves. What's a "ravet" by the way?

guessing raver


no no, ravet, like a rivet, but for girls.


+ Show Spoiler +
this is the definition for rivet for those of you who didn't get it...
"Before being installed a rivet consists of a smooth cylindrical shaft with a head on one end."
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AcrossFiveJulys
Profile Blog Joined September 2005
United States3612 Posts
February 07 2011 09:47 GMT
#9
On February 07 2011 18:39 OmniEulogy wrote:
Show nested quote +
On February 07 2011 18:26 Rainmaker5 wrote:
On February 07 2011 17:59 Terranator wrote:
You're in college right? Just invite her to a party and have some drinks, don't over-think it and make moves. What's a "ravet" by the way?

guessing raver


no no, ravet, like a rivet, but for girls.


+ Show Spoiler +
this is the definition for rivet for those of you who didn't get it...
"Before being installed a rivet consists of a smooth cylindrical shaft with a head on one end."


Also, for those still not getting it, ravet sounds a lot like raven...
Zim23
Profile Joined August 2010
United States1681 Posts
February 07 2011 09:56 GMT
#10
Flirting has been basically the same for the last 100 years.
Do an arranged marriage if she's not completely minging, and don't worry about dancing, get a go-kart, cheers.
mizU
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States12125 Posts
February 07 2011 10:09 GMT
#11
On February 07 2011 17:58 Essentia wrote:
With a name like "flyinfart" how could you not be a lady's man?


ROFL

Anyway, what's your current flirtation flow chart?
if happy ever afters did exist <3 @watamizu_
wussleeQ
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
United States3130 Posts
February 07 2011 10:13 GMT
#12
Don't aim for a girl in particular imo. Flirt with all and hope to get one! Have you broken the ice at all with her yet? If you did just find common interests and work yourself into inviting her to a party or something
BW -> League -> CSGO
CooDu
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
Australia899 Posts
February 07 2011 10:50 GMT
#13
Or get the first girl you can and marry her like I did.

10 years, never been happier =D
Just a simple guy, going wherever this journey takes me.
Wolf
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Korea (South)3290 Posts
February 07 2011 11:03 GMT
#14
Every time I see a girl blog, I think it'll be good.


...It never is.
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Kittenlisk
Profile Joined December 2010
Australia34 Posts
February 07 2011 11:12 GMT
#15
According to the wisdom of games...

Give her a cabbage.

Watch carefully for her facial expression after this, if it's a smile you're on the right track! Give her another cabbage the next day from here on out to build up your reputation.

If she frowns come back the next day with a different item, such as a egg, cake, chicken, wool or flower.

Repeat until the correct item is found.

In the event that she refuses all gifts she's probably not a major character, and you should try someone else out.

Hope that helps!
Gracken Fighting!
Klockan3
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
Sweden2866 Posts
February 07 2011 11:28 GMT
#16
On February 07 2011 20:12 Kittenlisk wrote:
According to the wisdom of games...

Give her a cabbage.

Watch carefully for her facial expression after this, if it's a smile you're on the right track! Give her another cabbage the next day from here on out to build up your reputation.

If she frowns come back the next day with a different item, such as a egg, cake, chicken, wool or flower.

Repeat until the correct item is found.

In the event that she refuses all gifts she's probably not a major character, and you should try someone else out.

Hope that helps!

Best advice imo, would fix everyones girl problems.
m3rciless
Profile Joined August 2009
United States1476 Posts
February 07 2011 11:44 GMT
#17
On February 07 2011 20:12 Kittenlisk wrote:
According to the wisdom of games...

Give her a cabbage.

Watch carefully for her facial expression after this, if it's a smile you're on the right track! Give her another cabbage the next day from here on out to build up your reputation.

If she frowns come back the next day with a different item, such as a egg, cake, chicken, wool or flower.

Repeat until the correct item is found.

In the event that she refuses all gifts she's probably not a major character, and you should try someone else out.

Hope that helps!


SCIENCE!
White-Ra fighting!
judytuna
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States217 Posts
February 07 2011 12:03 GMT
#18
Always use condoms, no matter what. That way you don't give your STIs to anybody who thinks you're slutty enough to sleep with.
it's great to be known, but it's even better to be known as strange. -takeshi kaga
evanthebouncy!
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
United States12796 Posts
February 07 2011 12:04 GMT
#19
On February 07 2011 19:50 CooDu wrote:
Or get the first girl you can and marry her like I did.

10 years, never been happier =D


This might sound extreme but there are a lot of wisdom in here (mom told me this, which is actually quite true, she said "don't pick, just get someone pretty okay and hug her tight"). Now I have a gf (I think I know what I'm talking about) and how I met here isn't really flirting and such. I just kept interacting with her in a normal way with some extra special-ness and it'll "just happen". It'll get to a point where you know/understand about each other so much and enjoying each other's company so much that it is impossible to not develop that relationship further. So my advise is to act normal and just try to interact with her in a meaingful way, don't worry about showing romantic interest or anything like that, if you really like her, it'll shine through. And chances are if she likes you (which is nothing you can force), she'll show the same, and the two hands will just clap together and ur good. Worse come to the worse she doesn't like you too much, but you havn't lost your cool since all you did is being a nice guy.
Life is run, it is dance, it is fast, passionate and BAM!, you dance and sing and booze while you can for now is the time and time is mine. Smile and laugh when still can for now is the time and soon you die!
The Slothien
Profile Joined July 2010
Finland30 Posts
February 07 2011 12:07 GMT
#20
@Kittenlisk
Best post in any girl thread i've seen, deep respect

Dooba got it pretty much right, just talk to her casually and remember eye contact.
Don't worry, get dunked!
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