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Marquise
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
United States50 Posts
January 26 2011 03:52 GMT
#1
So a little back story to begin. Today I was out of class early because of my finals schedule (HS Senior) and I figured I should make use of this extra time that I've been gifted in a constructive way. Naturally, I drove straight home and sat down in front of my computer. Looking at the clock I realized I had about an hour before I needed to leave the house again.
Thought process:
2-5 games of SC
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Ending time is too variable. Don't want to tap out because I need to leave. Sure I really should try to get more ladder games in, but honestly I wouldn't be playing my best right now. (If you didn't catch it these are my terrible excuses and the reason I'm bad at SC)

2 episodes of anime
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I like to sit and veg for a couple hours if I'm going to get into that. There hasn't been anything I'm really lately either, so I'll save that for when I should be sleeping tonight.

1 Day9 Daily
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Fuck yeah! Perfect timing, I can watch the funday monday I missed!

With that decided I proceeded to skip through last night's daily to catch up on the games that I didn't see. Upon finishing, and having skipped about fifteen minutes of show, I remembered the great music that Day9 plays during the pre and post show. Now, I'm a pretty big fan of Day9 all together. I've watched his 100th daily ten times, was there when the jokes like "The Number J" and "Trumpets" were created. I know his unit impressions and his SKRAWW. I just really love the guy and what he gives to the community (big props, if you ever read this!). So I head over to Day9fan.com and load up their Grooveshark playlist of his songs. I chill for about ten minutes, get shoes, phone, wallet and I'm out the door.

Five hours later. Errants are done, spent some time with my girlfriend at the mall. We decide to come back to my place to eat a bit and then hang out. Make some coffee for her, some popcorn. We settle down for a while and just talk. I poke fun at her (I can't help myself, I'm a terrible jokester) and we laugh. We finish up and then head downstairs to watch a movie. As we approach my room I hear the music still going. A nice electronic song comes to a close as we walk through the door and what do I hear? Just as she sits down on the bed? Isla Del Sol by Ottmar Liebert. I can't resist. I really just can't. The absolute nerd and Day9 fan in me took over and I went for it.

"It's Friday night, girl, work week's done, come on over" I'm working my sexy voice. She's looking into my eyes like she's living a dream.

"Mmmm I cooked a little meal, we had it, it was delicious. Goat cheese on baguettes, with sundried tomatoes oooh" I find myself doing the Day9 mannerisms. His cocky smile and suave demeanor. She's digging the fantasy.

"Come back to the bedroom, candles are lit, the mood is right. Rose petals to the bed, oh my god, I am with the girl of my dreams. I'm running my hands up and down her smooth, perfect body" at this point I am doing just that. We're both in the mood and the music only amplifies our passion.

"Her silky skin, pushed against mine, oh my goodness, I'm making love to the woman of my dreams, and then you know what happens all of a sudden?" You all know it. And yes, I did do it.

"TRUMPETS!" My face was probably contorted in the goofiest smile from trying not to burst out laughing. "That's right, trumpets!" I do the wonky arm dance, get up and parade around the room, bobbing up and down to imitate his chair shenanigans.

I'm lucky to have such a great girlfriend. She thought it was funny too, and we spent a good five minutes laughing. Though needless to say, I didn't get any.

****
Ecrilon
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
501 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-01-26 03:58:38
January 26 2011 03:58 GMT
#2
I don't rate that many blogs. But you, you epic individual, are getting a 5.
There is but one truth.
Servius_Fulvius
Profile Joined August 2009
United States947 Posts
January 26 2011 03:59 GMT
#3
You made her laugh. To some girls, laughing an honest laugh is much better than getting some.
Z3kk
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
4099 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-01-26 04:21:32
January 26 2011 04:00 GMT
#4
Totally not worth yelling trumpets, in my humble opinion. I think she would have appreciated it more if you didn't do that. Cool story nevertheless, though it would have been even better of a success if you hadn't done the trumpets thing... *facepalm* seriously, the trumpets aren't even that bad.

Just in case I'm perceived as an idiot, I didn't say that for the sake of your getting laid--I just wish you had followed through and had some cuddling or whatever you guys wanted to do though ;__;
Failure is not falling down over and over again. Failure is refusing to get back up.
DivinO
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
United States4796 Posts
January 26 2011 04:00 GMT
#5
You sir, are a gentleman and a scholar.
LiquipediaBrain in my filth.
Mr. Wiggles
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
Canada5894 Posts
January 26 2011 04:01 GMT
#6
My face just started twitching from anticipation haha. This story is hilarious. Excellent job man. I guess you just need to work on your build order a bit.

5 Mall
7 Dinner
9 Sexy Music
9:03 Trumpets

Just tighten that up and you're set.

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P.S. Anyone remember what daily Day9 told us his girl build order in? Can't remember haha.
you gotta dance
puppykiller
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
United States3137 Posts
January 26 2011 04:01 GMT
#7
haha i laughed the whole read
Why would I play sctoo when I can play BW?
Marquise
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
United States50 Posts
January 26 2011 04:04 GMT
#8
On January 26 2011 13:00 Z3kk wrote:
Totally not work yelling trumpets, in my humble opinion. I think she would have appreciated it more if you didn't do that. Cool story nevertheless, though it would have been even better of a success if you hadn't done the trumpets thing... *facepalm* seriously, the trumpets aren't even that bad.

Just in case I'm perceived as an idiot, I didn't say that for the sake of your getting laid--I just wish you had followed through and had some cuddling or whatever you guys wanted to do though ;__;

Oh don't worry, we watched a movie and cuddled until about an hour ago I just managed to ruin the mood in a (not so) creative way.
BLinD-RawR
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
ALLEYCAT BLUES50584 Posts
January 26 2011 04:16 GMT
#9
Damn I saw the thread title and that Day9 is really a pimp lol.
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Z3kk
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
4099 Posts
January 26 2011 04:20 GMT
#10
On January 26 2011 13:04 Marquise wrote:
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On January 26 2011 13:00 Z3kk wrote:
Totally not work yelling trumpets, in my humble opinion. I think she would have appreciated it more if you didn't do that. Cool story nevertheless, though it would have been even better of a success if you hadn't done the trumpets thing... *facepalm* seriously, the trumpets aren't even that bad.

Just in case I'm perceived as an idiot, I didn't say that for the sake of your getting laid--I just wish you had followed through and had some cuddling or whatever you guys wanted to do though ;__;

Oh don't worry, we watched a movie and cuddled until about an hour ago I just managed to ruin the mood in a (not so) creative way.


Yay~~! Baller points for you! I might be easily satisfied/happily surprised by lots of random events, but one really can't deny that this was soooo cool. It sounds so cute and happy and...indescribably awesome!

:3
Failure is not falling down over and over again. Failure is refusing to get back up.
Roe
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
Canada6002 Posts
January 26 2011 04:20 GMT
#11
and this, ladies and gents is an example of when women laugh just for the sake of keeping other people happy
manicsquare
Profile Joined June 2010
176 Posts
January 26 2011 04:43 GMT
#12
On January 26 2011 13:01 Mr. Wiggles wrote:
My face just started twitching from anticipation haha. This story is hilarious. Excellent job man. I guess you just need to work on your build order a bit.

5 Mall
7 Dinner
9 Sexy Music
9:03 Trumpets

Just tighten that up and you're set.

+ Show Spoiler +
P.S. Anyone remember what daily Day9 told us his girl build order in? Can't remember haha.


his build order was like this

8 dinner
10 movie
12 if things aren't going his way time for a little harrassment
frowler
Profile Joined December 2010
United States5 Posts
January 26 2011 05:04 GMT
#13
You are my hero.
Sometimes you have to think like a parrot
EpicUmbrella
Profile Joined November 2010
United States28 Posts
January 26 2011 05:04 GMT
#14
I usually just lurk, but this was amazing. I saw it coming and still laughed at the end. Great, great post.
nayumi
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
Australia6499 Posts
January 26 2011 05:15 GMT
#15
hahahaha omg im laughing like a maniac right now thank god it's lunch break so no one gives a shit

hahaha

5/5
Sugoi monogatari onii-chan!
iSiN
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
United States1075 Posts
January 26 2011 05:30 GMT
#16
you get a 3 in my book for not sealing the deal
Grouty @HoN/PCKJ <--<333 || Jaedong Fan Cafe GFX
loving it
Profile Joined May 2010
Canada271 Posts
January 26 2011 05:45 GMT
#17
Bahaha, fantastic way to end the night. Day9 would be proud xD
Stay gold.
WhiteLight
Profile Joined August 2010
Canada55 Posts
January 26 2011 05:53 GMT
#18
Day9's build order joke was told at an MLG Event (Dallas I think). It might have been in a daily but thats where I remember it because he was trying to kill time when I think their connection wasn't working. I loved the joke so much its been in my sig ever since

Nice little story, I would get a "your the wierdest person in the world" look if I tried to do that...
Build order for girls: 8 Movie, 10 Dinner, 12 Lean in for the kiss, and if that fails get back in with some harassment. -Day9
RoyaleBrainSlug
Profile Joined December 2010
United States295 Posts
January 26 2011 06:16 GMT
#19
God damn brilliant... truely in awe that the stars aligned and you got to do that.
Zileas is my Homeboy
Ei47
Profile Joined October 2010
United States23 Posts
January 26 2011 06:35 GMT
#20
That's hilarious! Day9 should do a daily about using starcraft to pick up women which should be easy because its such a manly hobby.
Crazyeyes
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Canada1342 Posts
January 26 2011 06:45 GMT
#21
LOL, so worth it. You'll get another chacne to get some action.

This won't happen again. xD

Build order for girls: 8 Movie, 10 Dinner, 12 Lean in for the kiss, and if that fails get back in with some harassment. -Day9

And at THIS one, I lol'd. So awesome. xD
WeeEEeeEEEeeEEEeeeEEee!!
Ulfsark
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
United States958 Posts
January 26 2011 09:47 GMT
#22
That must have been at tough decision to make. The respect of many nerds. Or getting some.

Well played sir, you made the right choice.

I have had a similar experience, A female friend of mine's ringtone is sometihng with trumpets.
gg wp
timestep
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
Canada73 Posts
January 26 2011 18:12 GMT
#23
this was very amusing
"whoop whoop whoop whoop" - Dr. Zoidberg
MeShiet
Profile Joined June 2010
Canada290 Posts
January 26 2011 19:37 GMT
#24
At first I thought this would be another brag blog about how good you are with the ladies but when I realized what it really was... I couldn't help but laugh like an idiot in a lounge at school.

Well played sir.
If you die this way, you won't live to tell anyone how you died
SageFantasma
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States383 Posts
January 26 2011 20:37 GMT
#25
Oh Day[9], what have you done...

That being said, props to you for choosing humor over pleasure. It takes quite a man for that.
OpticalShot
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
Canada6330 Posts
January 27 2011 05:32 GMT
#26
Trumpets!!!!
5/5
[TLMS] REBOOT
shinwa
Profile Joined April 2010
Sweden225 Posts
January 27 2011 12:16 GMT
#27
Haha that was epic! Good that you followed through, as so would I
Goshawk.
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United Kingdom5338 Posts
January 27 2011 14:16 GMT
#28
Hahaha. Brilliant ending.
OmniscientSC2
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States713 Posts
February 16 2011 12:23 GMT
#29
Ahahahahah. So glad this got into Pony Tales #3 so I could read this.
"Did you know about Day and the Wicker Basket?" - Harem "Hi, I'm from Texas." -TLO
quirinus
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
Croatia2489 Posts
February 16 2011 13:11 GMT
#30
Hahaha, I was grinning like a banana while reading it. Thanks for sharing. :D
All candles lit within him, and there was purity. | First auto-promoted BW LP editor.
Drogith
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States1350 Posts
February 16 2011 19:38 GMT
#31
I laughed at work and got the look from other people... Maybe I should do some eh?
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da_head
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
Canada3350 Posts
February 16 2011 21:31 GMT
#32
lmao, well played.
When they see MC Probe, all the ladies disrobe.
RedLuck
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Canada253 Posts
February 16 2011 21:38 GMT
#33
lol what episode is this whole trumpet thing about?
If you say "plz" because it's shorter than "please," I'll say "no" because it's shorter than "yes."
Loophole
Profile Blog Joined October 2002
United States867 Posts
February 16 2011 21:50 GMT
#34
LOL that was hilarious.
"Fundamental preparation is always effective. Work on those parts of your game that are fundamentally weak." -Kareem Abdul-Jabbar
Marquise
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
United States50 Posts
February 16 2011 22:12 GMT
#35
On February 17 2011 06:38 RedLuck wrote:
lol what episode is this whole trumpet thing about?

It's in #205 if I remember right.
Big thanks to the Pony Tales guys for featuring me
Zeddicus
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
United States239 Posts
February 16 2011 22:18 GMT
#36
Day9 messing with the metagame again! Ladies expect to see Trumpets come out early for the next week or so...
benovak
Profile Joined December 2010
United States28 Posts
February 17 2011 10:17 GMT
#37
Day9 messing with the metagame again! Ladies expect to see Trumpets come out early for the next week or so...
Yeah that why you delay the Trumpets until the late game and bust em out right before you GG ;p
"HuK Fighting!" "Coughing Terran HWIIIIAATTING!"
DisaFear
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
Australia4074 Posts
February 17 2011 10:58 GMT
#38
rofl, good stuff
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Noxie
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States2227 Posts
February 17 2011 16:56 GMT
#39
Haha! Thanks for sharing the story man, Had my grinning hard in my class.
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