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Anyone know if "Bag of Napkins" is on the KFC menu

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dabom88
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
United States3483 Posts
January 16 2011 04:33 GMT
#1
So I went to KFC and ordered some chicken. And as soon as I get home and I open the bag, I saw some napkins. So I thought the food was under the napkins. But then I began taking the napkins out...... and the bag had nothing but napkins in it. Literally. They literally gave me a bag of napkins.

EPIC FAIL

Fortunately, I went back and they gave me my order for free on top of refunding my money, and even gave me a free drink and a small popcorn chicken along with it. As well as a funny story to tell.

****
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Raeleigh
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
Canada902 Posts
January 16 2011 04:37 GMT
#2
HAHA I was expecting a story like,
"There's so much grease on the chicken I need a side of napkins to go with it!" or something. xD

But that's actually hilarious, haha.
you are perfect porcelain.
Megaliskuu
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
United States5123 Posts
January 16 2011 04:38 GMT
#3
How does that even happen omg O_O
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dabom88
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
United States3483 Posts
January 16 2011 04:40 GMT
#4
When I ordered the first time I also asked for some condiments, and the worker there apparently didn't even notice that the bag had nothing but napkins in it while she was putting them in.
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kOre
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
Canada3642 Posts
January 16 2011 04:41 GMT
#5
wtf? Napkins only ... hahaha that must've been a huge "wtf is going on ..." moment, good stuff. Glad you got your order though lol
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Raeleigh
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
Canada902 Posts
January 16 2011 04:47 GMT
#6
They must've been using the bag for napkins.. xD
when I worked at a movie theatre in high school, we would grab a bag and put napkins in there sometimes.
i always thought it was kinda weird..

or maybe she just kept thinking "or, they need napkins!" on a loop and didn't realize what she did. LOL

Idk why I said she. They*
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-KarmA
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
United States353 Posts
January 16 2011 04:48 GMT
#7
Dude id be so pissed LOL
rabidch
Profile Joined January 2010
United States20289 Posts
January 16 2011 04:51 GMT
#8
LOL
thats why you check before you leave
luckily it ended up alright
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micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24782 Posts
January 16 2011 04:52 GMT
#9
How the hell would you not realize the bag is so light that it has napkins rather than chicken in it

???

??

?
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kaleidoscope
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
Singapore2887 Posts
January 16 2011 04:59 GMT
#10
yea, i thought the weight difference might be kind of obvious?

at least you got refunded with free food and drinks haha..
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Tazza
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
Korea (South)1678 Posts
January 16 2011 05:01 GMT
#11
That is hilarious. Normally I'd be pissed if something like this happend, but this, this would just make me laugh my ass off.

Nice that you got the free stuff though
Subversion
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
South Africa3627 Posts
January 16 2011 05:01 GMT
#12
Lol, I think you're kind of dumb for not noticing how light the bag was
Coramoor
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
Canada455 Posts
January 16 2011 05:02 GMT
#13
this is priceless, i gotta say it has nothing on the one time by friend got a burger without the patty on it so it was just two slices of bread, but classic none the less
Corbie
Profile Joined June 2010
United States65 Posts
January 16 2011 05:14 GMT
#14
Haha, I think that's the best I've heard yet. Worst that ever happened to me was ordering chicken nuggets and receiving an empty box.
RyuChus
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
Canada442 Posts
January 16 2011 05:20 GMT
#15
Hahaha man that's hilarious!
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Zelniq
Profile Blog Joined August 2005
United States7166 Posts
January 16 2011 05:26 GMT
#16
On January 16 2011 13:52 micronesia wrote:
How the hell would you not realize the bag is so light that it has napkins rather than chicken in it

???

??

?

ya i actually dont think this story is possible, i dont see any functional human being not noticing
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Asdkmoga
Profile Joined May 2010
United States496 Posts
January 16 2011 05:27 GMT
#17
On January 16 2011 13:52 micronesia wrote:
How the hell would you not realize the bag is so light that it has napkins rather than chicken in it

^

also, thats amazing lol, wish would happen to me a few times T_T
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Chef
Profile Blog Joined August 2005
10810 Posts
January 16 2011 05:27 GMT
#18
I woulda just eaten the napkins. Crybaby.
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Deleted User 3420
Profile Blog Joined May 2003
24492 Posts
January 16 2011 05:43 GMT
#19
wow, this is so hilarious
.Aar
Profile Joined September 2010
2177 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-01-16 05:46:22
January 16 2011 05:45 GMT
#20
On January 16 2011 13:33 dabom88 wrote:
So I went to KFC and ordered some chicken.


When a blog starts with a line like this, I get really happy.

On January 16 2011 14:27 Chef wrote:
I woulda just eaten the napkins. Crybaby.


Yeah, that employee probably got fired because of you. What's the deal, you bully.
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mOnion
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
United States5657 Posts
January 16 2011 05:46 GMT
#21
its a common joke at any food joint. I give people bags of napkins rather than their food all the time. its hilarious.
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Deleted User 3420
Profile Blog Joined May 2003
24492 Posts
January 16 2011 05:47 GMT
#22
On January 16 2011 14:46 mOnion wrote:
its a common joke at any food joint. I give people bags of napkins rather than their food all the time. its hilarious.


you're joking right?

like, i could see doing that if they are eating at the restaraunt... but what if it's to-go/drive through?
Loser777
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
1931 Posts
January 16 2011 05:48 GMT
#23
On January 16 2011 14:46 mOnion wrote:
its a common joke at any food joint. I give people bags of napkins rather than their food all the time. its hilarious.

Do you expect the people to come back and complain?
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yoonyoon
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
Korea (South)1065 Posts
January 16 2011 05:58 GMT
#24
On January 16 2011 13:52 micronesia wrote:
How the hell would you not realize the bag is so light that it has napkins rather than chicken in it

???

??

?


I've gone home with my fries and without my hamburger before.
It's easily possible when you're not really paying attention and your body is in auto mode.
dabom88
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
United States3483 Posts
January 16 2011 06:06 GMT
#25
On January 16 2011 14:58 yoonyoon wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 16 2011 13:52 micronesia wrote:
How the hell would you not realize the bag is so light that it has napkins rather than chicken in it

???

??

?


I've gone home with my fries and without my hamburger before.
It's easily possible when you're not really paying attention and your body is in auto mode.


Something like this. I usually go into auto-mode at the drive through. Just take the food and put it on the passenger seat. I usually trust/expect that the restaurant will not mess my order up.
You should not have to pay to watch the GSL, Proleague, or OSL at a reasonable time. That is not "fine" and it's BS to say otherwise. My sig since 2011. http://www.youtube.com/user/dabom88
Myrmidon
Profile Blog Joined December 2004
United States9452 Posts
January 16 2011 06:26 GMT
#26
Colonel's secret recipe!
Coramoor
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
Canada455 Posts
January 16 2011 07:28 GMT
#27
On January 16 2011 15:06 dabom88 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 16 2011 14:58 yoonyoon wrote:
On January 16 2011 13:52 micronesia wrote:
How the hell would you not realize the bag is so light that it has napkins rather than chicken in it

???

??

?


I've gone home with my fries and without my hamburger before.
It's easily possible when you're not really paying attention and your body is in auto mode.


Something like this. I usually go into auto-mode at the drive through. Just take the food and put it on the passenger seat. I usually trust/expect that the restaurant will not mess my order up.


i always check, maybe it's the paranoia in me, but i dont want to get home then have to go back, then they can get sketchy about it and say you're trying to milk them etc
The_LiNk
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Canada863 Posts
January 16 2011 07:35 GMT
#28
Did you get to keep your napkins?
nayumi
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
Australia6499 Posts
January 16 2011 08:42 GMT
#29
hey at least its cholesterol free
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Monkeyshark
Profile Joined April 2010
United States406 Posts
January 16 2011 09:13 GMT
#30
I can't find this blog to be funny. It's been said before but seriously, how can you not notice the light weight of napkins compare to the chickens that you would get? Didn't you feel the bag being light when you grab it and put it in the passenger seat?
Versita
Profile Joined February 2010
Canada1032 Posts
January 16 2011 09:25 GMT
#31
On January 16 2011 13:52 micronesia wrote:
How the hell would you not realize the bag is so light that it has napkins rather than chicken in it

???

??

?

first thing i thought of too

plus every time i order take-out, i always look in the bag to see if its missing anything
oBlade
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
United States6306 Posts
January 16 2011 10:17 GMT
#32
When I used to order from BK or someplace, even though I usually got take-out, I barely ever go through the drive-thru because it just feels like living in a shell. One time I walked back to my car with my food and put it on the roof so I could unlock the door, but the wind suddenly blew and my food was all over the pavement.
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ieatkids5
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
United States4628 Posts
January 16 2011 10:28 GMT
#33
hahaha great story!! nothing exciting ever happens to me at fast food joints
yoonyoon
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
Korea (South)1065 Posts
January 16 2011 12:21 GMT
#34
On January 16 2011 18:25 Versita wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 16 2011 13:52 micronesia wrote:
How the hell would you not realize the bag is so light that it has napkins rather than chicken in it

???

??

?

first thing i thought of too

plus every time i order take-out, i always look in the bag to see if its missing anything

I remember buying chow mein and going home to realize that..... they forgot to give me the sauce and just gave me a box of dry noodles o_o
Waxangel
Profile Blog Joined September 2002
United States33656 Posts
January 16 2011 12:27 GMT
#35
I dunno how this happens unless you have absolutely no sense of smell :O
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