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RandomAccount#49059
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
United States2140 Posts
December 25 2010 17:50 GMT
#1
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****
synapse
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
China13814 Posts
December 25 2010 17:53 GMT
#2
LOL!

Twilight is pretty thick (physically), so it'll burn for a good 5 minutes or so. At least you'll be warm this christmas.
:)
flamewheel
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
FREEAGLELAND26782 Posts
December 25 2010 18:04 GMT
#3
Whoa was that your 3000th post synapse? I liked the comment.

Also man Twilight... Pendragon is better. If you haven't read that you should check it out.
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EvilTeletubby
Profile Blog Joined January 2004
Baltimore, USA22258 Posts
December 25 2010 18:05 GMT
#4
Hahahahahahahahahaha... that's so great.
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micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24753 Posts
December 25 2010 18:06 GMT
#5
What did you give your Grandma for Christmas?
ModeratorThere are animal crackers for people and there are people crackers for animals.
NIIINO
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Slovakia1320 Posts
December 25 2010 18:08 GMT
#6
Read it !
...or at least pretend you are reading :D
no im serious read it. it can be a good book. a lot of guys and girls i dont know liked it really much. give it a try.
Pokebunny
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States10654 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-12-25 18:14:18
December 25 2010 18:13 GMT
#7
On December 26 2010 03:04 flamewheel wrote:
Whoa was that your 3000th post synapse? I liked the comment.

Also man Twilight... Pendragon is better. If you haven't read that you should check it out.

QFT! lol twilight gg. Give it to a future girlfriend as a present.
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Megaliskuu
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
United States5123 Posts
December 25 2010 18:13 GMT
#8
Hahaha, enjoy .
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hazelynut
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
United States2196 Posts
December 25 2010 18:14 GMT
#9
It's written horribly but has some allure. Unfortunately it's the biggest Mary Sue story I've ever seen, so unless you're a girl it's harder to relate to her undying love for Edward Cullen :/
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RandomAccount#49059
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
United States2140 Posts
December 25 2010 18:17 GMT
#10
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swanized
Profile Blog Joined September 2009
Canada2480 Posts
December 25 2010 18:19 GMT
#11
ROFL HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

oh no that's so sad
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seRapH
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States9783 Posts
December 25 2010 18:21 GMT
#12
LOL TWILIGHT

If you ever want to impersonate a 3rd grader you could use the book as a model!
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micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24753 Posts
December 25 2010 18:23 GMT
#13
Wait so you can bring it back and you are still making a big deal out of this?

I also notice you never mentioned about how much your grandma complained about the gift you gave her. You did... after all... give her a gift if you are willing to complain publicly about the one she gave you, right?
ModeratorThere are animal crackers for people and there are people crackers for animals.
Dance.
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
United States389 Posts
December 25 2010 18:26 GMT
#14
Read it. It's fantastic.
It is what it is...
TemplarCo.
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
Mexico2870 Posts
December 25 2010 18:50 GMT
#15
LOL!!! If you like the movie you'll like the book if not then don't read the book
ROFL!!!!
LMAO!!!
Sorry to funny
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SushilS
Profile Joined November 2010
2115 Posts
December 25 2010 18:52 GMT
#16
LMAO GL HF with the books!!
Maybe they thought you were showing a bit too much guy-love to that guy in the bookstore!! *Wink Wink*
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blahman3344
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
United States2015 Posts
December 25 2010 18:53 GMT
#17
whoa! Synapse morphed into a devourer! =0
Anyways, It's better if you keep it, that way your grandma won't feel bad. You don't have to read it, just leave it there, and let it collect dust. =P
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Kennigit *
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
Canada19447 Posts
December 25 2010 19:26 GMT
#18
hahahah this is the best xmas gift ever.
darklordjac
Profile Joined July 2010
Canada2231 Posts
December 25 2010 19:35 GMT
#19
The people at the book store trolled your grandma
Invictus
Profile Blog Joined September 2009
Singapore2697 Posts
December 25 2010 19:38 GMT
#20
On December 26 2010 04:35 darklordjac wrote:
The people at the book store trolled your grandma


This. LOL! What a christmas gift your grandma gave to you
Lee Jaedong Fighting!
ilovezil
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
United States4143 Posts
December 25 2010 19:45 GMT
#21
On December 26 2010 03:23 micronesia wrote:
Wait so you can bring it back and you are still making a big deal out of this?

I also notice you never mentioned about how much your grandma complained about the gift you gave her. You did... after all... give her a gift if you are willing to complain publicly about the one she gave you, right?


It's all in good humor, yo. Just relax and enjoy the christmas humor :p

Plus, assuming he's really 13, I've seen a lot worse "complaints"
ReketSomething
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States6012 Posts
December 25 2010 19:51 GMT
#22
I bet she ust wanted to be funny. Or I bet the bookstore owner wanted to be funny. Either way ithey succeeded.

I also hope that the bookkeeper reads tl and reads this thread!

Jaedong :3
RandomAccount#49059
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
United States2140 Posts
December 25 2010 19:56 GMT
#23
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Eatme
Profile Blog Joined June 2003
Switzerland3919 Posts
December 25 2010 20:10 GMT
#24
Impressive how the person at the bookstore could give such an advice. Twilight... to a male? Also Twiligt... to an avid reader? I have to admit I'm not entierly informed but isnt Twilight for girls who dont read that much and thus think the series are good? Like a romance novel for teenage girls.
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BROotogy
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
Eritrea149 Posts
December 25 2010 20:17 GMT
#25
Your grandma got trolled IRL lol
micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24753 Posts
December 25 2010 20:21 GMT
#26
On December 26 2010 04:45 ilovezil wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 26 2010 03:23 micronesia wrote:
Wait so you can bring it back and you are still making a big deal out of this?

I also notice you never mentioned about how much your grandma complained about the gift you gave her. You did... after all... give her a gift if you are willing to complain publicly about the one she gave you, right?


It's all in good humor, yo. Just relax and enjoy the christmas humor :p

Plus, assuming he's really 13, I've seen a lot worse "complaints"

I totally get it from that perspective and find it hilarious but I don't know if the OP gets that or not lol
ModeratorThere are animal crackers for people and there are people crackers for animals.
Kyhol
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
Canada2575 Posts
December 25 2010 20:52 GMT
#27
hahahahahah. Enjoy your books hunny *pinches your cheek*

Not to brag, but I'm going to brag. My mom bought me Stephen King's The Stand for Christmas. I'd certainly trade my book for your whole twilight series. I always wanted to burn those books. :D
Wishing you well.
Spazer
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
Canada8033 Posts
December 25 2010 20:59 GMT
#28
I think you just got trolled IRL by a bookstore owner.

Of all the series it could've been, it had to be Twilight. Hahaha.
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AMaidensWrath
Profile Blog Joined September 2009
Belgium206 Posts
December 25 2010 21:08 GMT
#29
Read it. Seriously. I dare you!
MTF
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
United States1739 Posts
December 25 2010 21:15 GMT
#30
My brother bought Twilight for me, too. Though he got it as a gag gift.

It got the most surprised reaction from me out of any of my other gifts, by far!
Think. :)
Gogleion
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
United States534 Posts
December 25 2010 21:30 GMT
#31
Could make for an excellent regift for that special girl in your life ^^
EffOrt. That is all.
FragKrag
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
United States11554 Posts
December 25 2010 21:54 GMT
#32
lol so good
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mardi
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States1164 Posts
December 25 2010 22:16 GMT
#33
So your grandma asked the guys/girls at the Bookstore for a good book/series for a 13 yr old boy and recommended Twilight. Man... they got her good bro. When I read the OP i let out a big HAA lol....
Zergneedsfood
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
United States10671 Posts
December 25 2010 22:22 GMT
#34
People at bookstores don't know what they're talking about.
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LlamaNamedOsama
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
United States1900 Posts
December 25 2010 22:42 GMT
#35
So your grandma goes to the bookstore, and here's who she sees behind the counter...

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Christmas troll?
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SpoR
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
United States1542 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-12-25 22:51:42
December 25 2010 22:51 GMT
#36
What a grand troll.
A man is what he thinks about all day long.
Meapak_Ziphh
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
United States6786 Posts
December 25 2010 23:34 GMT
#37
wow lol sorry OP but that was funny. I hope you get enough money back to buy something decent.
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Comeh
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States18919 Posts
December 25 2010 23:43 GMT
#38
Go up to them, and ask for high heels, a bra and panties for your birthday, inspired by their present.
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vinn
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
Australia112 Posts
December 26 2010 00:10 GMT
#39
oh lol that's great. You should read it, just don't tell your friends.

...my grandma gave me socks for christmas
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with $50 inside :D
.___.
hazelynut
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
United States2196 Posts
December 26 2010 04:43 GMT
#40
On December 26 2010 09:10 vinn wrote:
oh lol that's great. You should read it, just don't tell your friends.

...my grandma gave me socks for christmas
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with $50 inside :D


what if you put them in the laundry! D: i hope they came with a disclaimer haha.
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Cedstick
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
Canada3336 Posts
December 26 2010 04:57 GMT
#41
I love how you got trolled by some dickweed at a book store. I wanna high-five that guy.
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SCdinner
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
Canada516 Posts
December 26 2010 06:21 GMT
#42
Read them so you have something to discuss with women. According to my gf the books are much better then the movie.
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Draconizard
Profile Joined October 2008
628 Posts
December 26 2010 06:38 GMT
#43
On December 26 2010 15:21 SCdinner wrote:
Read them so you have something to discuss with women. According to my gf the books are much better then the movie.


Oh yes, better than the movie, I imagine few works could live up to this stringent standard.
CosmicAC
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States238 Posts
December 26 2010 06:59 GMT
#44
Read it. Then pretend to not like it though secretly liking it on the inside, while denying that you read it at all.
To follow the path: look to the master, follow the master, walk with the master, see through the master, become the master.
TheAntZ
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Israel6248 Posts
December 26 2010 10:08 GMT
#45
AARRRRRRRRGGGGGG MY GRANDMA TRIED TO GIVE ME SOMETHING NICE THAT ID ENJOY IM SO ANGGRRYY
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HeavOnEarth
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States7087 Posts
December 26 2010 10:35 GMT
#46
On December 26 2010 13:57 Cedstick wrote:
I love how you got trolled by some dickweed at a book store. I wanna high-five that guy.

exactly what i thought hahahaha
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