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Funnytoss
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
Taiwan1471 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-12-21 12:26:45
December 21 2010 12:25 GMT
#41
Whenever I play older people in basketball, I'm immediately cautious, because I assume that if they're playing with the youngsters, they've either got a wicket shot, play really dirty, or just have excellent game sense. Usually, it's some combination of the three. I'm sure it's similar for a lot of sports. (and yeah, Badminton is made of pure awesome, but it's really a different skillset compared to Tennis. Kind of like BW and SC2, I suppose)
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Eatme
Profile Blog Joined June 2003
Switzerland3919 Posts
December 21 2010 12:47 GMT
#42
"This old grandma". 60 is not really what I call an old grandma. Isnt that like standard age when you become a grandparent?
Anyway, I hope I can be somewhat fit in that age and be better than my 15yo self in all of my sports.
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don_kyuhote
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
3006 Posts
December 21 2010 13:24 GMT
#43
Last time I played badminton with semi-competitiveness, I hurt my wrist.
I'm scared to play badminton now. =[
For what shall it profit a man, if he shall gain the whole world, and lose his own soul?
Mithhaike
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
Singapore2759 Posts
December 21 2010 13:39 GMT
#44
badminton is actually very easy to play provided you know the tricks.
there's actually tricks to increasing the force that you hit with,switching directions of the shuttlecock and receiving a smash.

beginner tip for hitting the shuttlecock(OP):-

keep twitching your wrist thats holding the racket. proceed to hit the shuttlecock. be amazed at the sheer increase of power you've managed to put into the shuttlecock. this twitching motion increases your wrist's power transmission to the shuttlecock. its a immediate difference. for other tips on badminton, tho im not a so-called pro player,im decent, feel free to PM me
Mew Mew Pew Pew
rotinegg
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States1719 Posts
December 21 2010 14:03 GMT
#45
On December 21 2010 17:14 YaKool wrote:

[image loading]


Is it wrong to assume that is the face she made when she beat you?
And the fact that she has the casual korean grandma hair?


User was temp banned for this post.

why was he banned again? I personally enjoyed the cartoon that he drew... and it's not like he copy and pasted an unrelated, unfunny image macro... seriously dont understand this ban.
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alffla
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Hong Kong20321 Posts
December 21 2010 14:03 GMT
#46
On December 21 2010 22:39 Mithhaike wrote:
badminton is actually very easy to play provided you know the tricks.
there's actually tricks to increasing the force that you hit with,switching directions of the shuttlecock and receiving a smash.

beginner tip for hitting the shuttlecock(OP):-

keep twitching your wrist thats holding the racket. proceed to hit the shuttlecock. be amazed at the sheer increase of power you've managed to put into the shuttlecock. this twitching motion increases your wrist's power transmission to the shuttlecock. its a immediate difference. for other tips on badminton, tho im not a so-called pro player,im decent, feel free to PM me


twitching like you have parkinsons? lolol
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QuanticHawk
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States32075 Posts
December 21 2010 14:04 GMT
#47
On December 21 2010 19:42 beg wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 21 2010 17:14 YaKool wrote:

[image loading]


Is it wrong to assume that is the face she made when she beat you?
And the fact that she has the casual korean grandma hair?


User was temp banned for this post.

are you for real, mods? banning funny posts? even if this wasn't the funniest (i personally liked it)... if you disencourage people to be funny... cause they have to fear the ban hammer... that situation is just wrong. please stop it. and please don't ban me for this post. i see how it doesn't meet your standards, but i feel like it really had to be said.


People do funny shit all over this site. Think of this as quality control.

Don't sleep on old people in sports. I used to watch the racketball people at my old gym when I rode the bike. There was a 60+ year old dude who regularly would school younger dudes.
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HeavOnEarth
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States7087 Posts
December 21 2010 14:18 GMT
#48

YaKool was just temp banned for 2 days by Plexa.

That account was created on 2010-05-24 01:48:16 and had 97 posts.

Reason: No image macros.

"come korea next time... FXO house... 10 korean, 10 korean"
Golden Ghost
Profile Joined February 2003
Netherlands1041 Posts
December 21 2010 14:44 GMT
#49
Being beaten by a 60 year old in badminton is nothing to be ashamed of (or special). Especially not when you have never played before.

I used to get beaten by my grandparents in tennis untill I was around 19. And they were 80 by then.
And I was not bad at all. And just last week I was playing squash like I do every week and between games this old guy came over to give me some tips and pointers and my play really improved afterwards.

Just to show you never to underestimate an older person still actively participating in a sport.
Life is to give and take. You take a vacation and you give to the poor.
Rinrun
Profile Joined April 2010
Canada3509 Posts
December 21 2010 15:16 GMT
#50
On December 21 2010 17:03 SpoR wrote:
Must be Idra's Gramma.

edit- Grackma


Seriously, with all of that BM.

Looks like she hustled you... well would have if there was money or something on the line.

Quality blog. :D
MBC/Liquid/TSM always.
Mithhaike
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
Singapore2759 Posts
December 21 2010 16:00 GMT
#51
+ Show Spoiler +
On December 21 2010 23:03 alffla wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 21 2010 22:39 Mithhaike wrote:
badminton is actually very easy to play provided you know the tricks.
there's actually tricks to increasing the force that you hit with,switching directions of the shuttlecock and receiving a smash.

beginner tip for hitting the shuttlecock(OP):-

keep twitching your wrist thats holding the racket. proceed to hit the shuttlecock. be amazed at the sheer increase of power you've managed to put into the shuttlecock. this twitching motion increases your wrist's power transmission to the shuttlecock. its a immediate difference. for other tips on badminton, tho im not a so-called pro player,im decent, feel free to PM me


twitching like you have parkinsons? lolol


laugh all you want alffla but it works. once u tried it feel free to come back to me
Mew Mew Pew Pew
Jonoman92
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
United States9104 Posts
December 21 2010 17:57 GMT
#52
On December 21 2010 23:18 HeavOnEarth wrote:
Show nested quote +

YaKool was just temp banned for 2 days by Plexa.

That account was created on 2010-05-24 01:48:16 and had 97 posts.

Reason: No image macros.



Pretty stupid, what he did wasn't even an image macro. It was an original mspaint, with the use of the troll pic thing.

I wish I could try out badmitton. Don't think it's played around here... I used to play in my backyard with my family when I was younger and that was fun. We had some cheap set though and a lot of the times if we hit it hard the birdie would get stuck in the racket t.t
Azzur
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Australia6259 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-12-21 18:14:12
December 21 2010 18:11 GMT
#53
On December 21 2010 17:14 YaKool wrote:

[image loading]


Is it wrong to assume that is the face she made when she beat you?
And the fact that she has the casual korean grandma hair?


User was temp banned for this post.

I read up about the reason YaKool was banned and it was "image macros". But that picture wasn't an image macro and I actually thought it was quite funny. This post is feedback to say that I disagree with the banning.
Hypnosis
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States2061 Posts
December 21 2010 18:13 GMT
#54
On December 21 2010 18:24 Joementum wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 21 2010 18:11 a176 wrote:
serious question,

i know alot of asians love to play badminton. why is this? i dont understand the relationship between badminton and asian culture


Because they are damn good at it and have sick reaction times. The best Ping Pong players are asian too. Absolutely sick reaction times if you've ever seen those people play.


Because a shuttlecock weighs less than my cock
Science without religion is lame, Religion without science is blind
Servius_Fulvius
Profile Joined August 2009
United States947 Posts
December 21 2010 18:37 GMT
#55
I had a similar experience waiting at a bus stop. This guy comes up to me and asks me to play chess. He pulls out a used plastic mat with marking telling you which direction each piece moves. I knew he was mentally handicapped and assumed from the board that he had just learned to play, so I figured "why not, I'm not the best chess player in the world, but I can at least give him a good learning experience".

I have NEVER lost a game of chess so badly in my life! Handicapped or not, this guy was phenomenal! It took less than 15 minutes, I only took TWO of his pieces, and he proceeded to toy with me the last few turns by taking all my pieces except the king while loudly proclaiming how awesome he was.

I was pretty ashamed I had judged him off the bat, so instead of taking the bus I walked the three miles to my destination in shame!
Ian Ian Ian
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
915 Posts
December 21 2010 19:09 GMT
#56
I play regularly at the club in our city and there's a couple older guys that can still keep up with me, I play on the UW varsity team.

Although all these older guys are former provincial/national champions. Most of them at least.

And it's played more in Asia because for one it's the national sport of a couple countries, including China. Not to mention there are hundreds more clubs to play in there, in Canada there's maybe one club per city save a few areas like Toronto. In china there are courts to play on everywhere. They get the funding that hockey does here.
QuanticHawk
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States32075 Posts
December 21 2010 19:21 GMT
#57
On December 22 2010 03:11 Azzur wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 21 2010 17:14 YaKool wrote:

[image loading]


Is it wrong to assume that is the face she made when she beat you?
And the fact that she has the casual korean grandma hair?


User was temp banned for this post.

I read up about the reason YaKool was banned and it was "image macros". But that picture wasn't an image macro and I actually thought it was quite funny. This post is feedback to say that I disagree with the banning.


An image macro is a picture with superimposed text, often for humorous effect.

On Internet forums and imageboards, image macros are used to emphasize a certain phrase (often an Internet meme) by superimposing it over a related picture.

what's hard to understand there???
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emperorchampion
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
Canada9496 Posts
December 21 2010 19:49 GMT
#58
ahahaha, one day we'll all be the "old grandma" of RTS's :p


Also, isn't this not the place to discuss bans :s
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nullmind
Profile Blog Joined April 2003
1303 Posts
December 21 2010 20:55 GMT
#59
I remember playing in a table tennis tournament and getting smashed by a 65 year old lady =(.
NIIINO
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Slovakia1320 Posts
December 21 2010 21:24 GMT
#60
time to man up ! go there tommorow and show her who is the man here
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