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Tazza
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
Korea (South)1678 Posts
December 22 2010 00:10 GMT
#61
On December 22 2010 03:37 Servius_Fulvius wrote:
I had a similar experience waiting at a bus stop. This guy comes up to me and asks me to play chess. He pulls out a used plastic mat with marking telling you which direction each piece moves. I knew he was mentally handicapped and assumed from the board that he had just learned to play, so I figured "why not, I'm not the best chess player in the world, but I can at least give him a good learning experience".

I have NEVER lost a game of chess so badly in my life! Handicapped or not, this guy was phenomenal! It took less than 15 minutes, I only took TWO of his pieces, and he proceeded to toy with me the last few turns by taking all my pieces except the king while loudly proclaiming how awesome he was.

I was pretty ashamed I had judged him off the bat, so instead of taking the bus I walked the three miles to my destination in shame!

Lol, so this guy is kind of like the rainman of chess.
Subversion
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
South Africa3627 Posts
December 22 2010 00:15 GMT
#62
lol the uniform makes me lol cos thats korea

want to start playing golf? got to get every single piece of equipment first

bowling? need the glove and the shoes and your own ball

lol they dont do anything by halves here when it comes to sport, they go fucken all out on the kit
29 fps
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States5725 Posts
December 22 2010 01:05 GMT
#63
isnt it even worse that she proceeded to trash talk an "elementary school kid", if she in fact thought you were one in the first place?
4v4 is a battle of who has the better computer.
konadora *
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
Singapore66359 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-12-22 02:21:11
December 22 2010 02:20 GMT
#64
asian oldies kick ass


On December 22 2010 09:15 Subversion wrote:
lol the uniform makes me lol cos thats korea

want to start playing golf? got to get every single piece of equipment first

bowling? need the glove and the shoes and your own ball

lol they dont do anything by halves here when it comes to sport, they go fucken all out on the kit


also this lmao, it's hilarious. grandparents going all-out on gear is funny as shit
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intoyourrainbOW
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
United States168 Posts
December 22 2010 02:58 GMT
#65
moral of the story? grow some balls and be a real man. The male youth in Korea has been so feminized by kpop culture, e.g. idol groups, and especially, boys over flowers, it's a crying shame. It's no wonder the grandma thought you were in elementary school.
Tazza
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
Korea (South)1678 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-12-22 04:53:59
December 22 2010 03:50 GMT
#66
On December 22 2010 11:58 intoyourrainbOW wrote:
moral of the story? grow some balls and be a real man. The male youth in Korea has been so feminized by kpop culture, e.g. idol groups, and especially, boys over flowers, it's a crying shame. It's no wonder the grandma thought you were in elementary school.

Wtf dude, I didn't go there dressed like a girl in some skinny jeans, I wore a nike shirt with some shorts. Don't tell me to grow some balls and be a real man, you have never even met me. It's true that the boys in Korea have been feminized, like all the boys in Asia, but that doesn't give you the right to stereotype against me.

EDIT: and that is not the moral of the story. The moral of the story is to not underestimate your opponent/don't judge a book by its cover
synapse
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
China13814 Posts
December 22 2010 06:30 GMT
#67
Badminton is teh hot stuff :0

I wish there was an indoor badminton court somewhere near where I live (USA) ... I'd play every hour of every day.
:)
dogabutila
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
United States1437 Posts
December 22 2010 07:34 GMT
#68
On December 22 2010 10:05 29 fps wrote:
isnt it even worse that she proceeded to trash talk an "elementary school kid", if she in fact thought you were one in the first place?



No, space is at a premium. So the good players are possessive about court time. If you arn't even decent why are you wasting their time? Go join a program that teaches you how to play.


On December 21 2010 19:04 Shinshady wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 21 2010 18:41 dogabutila wrote:
My brother and one of our mutual friends won the local Uni IM badminton doubles ezpz. His partner? Top US U19 player. Rofl.

Lol... but then compare you US player to all the main Badminton nations and what do you have? Nothing. Its completely sad how we don't have any training regime as hard as they do, but then again its our fault, for not having Badminton as a major sport, its a hard lifestyle to even life off of if you try to be a pro.


Our juniors are actually not terrible.
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n3gative
Profile Joined May 2009
Canada369 Posts
December 22 2010 10:02 GMT
#69
Moral of the story is you're terrible at badminton. Spin it however you want.

EdSlyB
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
Portugal1621 Posts
December 22 2010 10:37 GMT
#70
Next time you go play badminton and see her, ask for a SC2 Bo3...Lets see what she'll say.
aka Wardo
Tazza
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
Korea (South)1678 Posts
December 22 2010 22:07 GMT
#71
On December 22 2010 19:02 n3gative wrote:
Moral of the story is you're terrible at badminton. Spin it however you want.


Um, a moral is something that teaches a lesson. Like the stories in aesop's fables. Not sure how that moral teaches a lesson.
ZeroCartin
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Costa Rica2390 Posts
December 22 2010 22:24 GMT
#72
rofl, i LOLed reading this, hahah! I cant imagine a BM old grandma, that sux
"My sister is on vacation in Costa Rica right now. I hope she stays a while because she's a miserable cunt." -pubbanana
a176
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
Canada6688 Posts
December 26 2010 02:40 GMT
#73
On December 21 2010 18:16 shannn wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 21 2010 18:11 a176 wrote:
serious question,

i know alot of asians love to play badminton. why is this? i dont understand the relationship between badminton and asian culture

Idk why but all of the elders in my family are very competitive.
Maybe because Asians are on average better in badminton than other sports idk.


i guess what im really trying to ask is why play badminton when there are other sports like squash or tennis? like, im pretty sure you're not going to face a grandma on a squash court
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GhoSt[shield]
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Canada2131 Posts
December 26 2010 04:25 GMT
#74
On December 21 2010 17:03 SpoR wrote:
Must be Idra's Gramma.

edit- Grackma


Didnt I read on the automated ban list that you are not supposed to be back on TL.net and that you can still post because no mod has found you yet?
rotinegg
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States1719 Posts
December 28 2010 06:46 GMT
#75
so after i read this blog entry a few days ago I saw 무한도전 on tv and they had the korean badminton champion 이용대, and apparently his shuttlecock clocks in at a little over 300km/h (~186.4mph). They did a challenge for him where he would smash a shuttlecock at a watermelon and see if he could crack it. I was like no way that thing weighs like 5grams. Not only did he land it on his first try, which is damn impressive, the shuttlecock went straight into the watermelon and it cracked into pieces. I'll see if i can find a video but it was like the most impressive shit ever, and I wonder what it would do if you got hit by one
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Zlasher
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
United States9129 Posts
December 28 2010 07:03 GMT
#76
This is a blog filled with how badly people got hustled by old folk looool I love it
Follow me: www.twitter.com/zlasher
Psyballa
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
United States25 Posts
December 28 2010 11:20 GMT
#77
Man that just sounds amazing. BM all over the world but still. Badminton is really fun, just get better and challenge her again epic style. I play tennis too, however university has kept me from playing as often as I like. I know how you feel though.
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