EPTwtf I'm not trying to dry my laundry. This thing is gonna be radioactive or something? I'm honestly kind of worries because nothing should be in a microwave that long =\
Thing is huge. It even says on the box it's a pound of food:
![[image loading]](http://www.foodservicedirect.com/productimages/OTF411527S.jpg)
So I pop a chicken pot pie in the microwave and
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Ruken
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wtf I'm not trying to dry my laundry. This thing is gonna be radioactive or something? I'm honestly kind of worries because nothing should be in a microwave that long =\ Thing is huge. It even says on the box it's a pound of food: | ||
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Comeh
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Needless to say, i'm disappointed. But at least you try and make boring parts of your life exciting. Wish I was that charismatic. | ||
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paper
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StorrZerg
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On December 17 2010 16:55 paper wrote: Aren't those things like 2000% of your daily sodium lol :< psh not like its going to kill you right  | ||
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Ruken
United States858 Posts
On December 17 2010 16:55 paper wrote: Aren't those things like 2000% of your daily sodium lol :< shits cash as long as I drink enough water. I drink a gallon a day if not more so i'm in the free and clear. | ||
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Xenocide_Knight
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*waits for chicken pot pie..* BAM FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU | ||
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Loser777
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Nervegas
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On December 17 2010 16:55 StorrZerg wrote: psh not like its going to kill you right Not unless you ingest an entire cup of salt lol, then it causes the heart to misconduct the electrical signals and you die. | ||
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Titusmaster6
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Ruken
United States858 Posts
On December 17 2010 17:05 Chairman Ray wrote: It's 15 minutes because of its shape. If you dump it on a plate and break it up, you probably only need 5 minutes tops. On December 17 2010 17:05 Loser777 wrote: Well, roughly speaking, if we idealized your pie to being water, that would be roughly 454g of water, meaning that water, with its heat capacity of 4.184/4.186J/g°C would need roughly 3.80x10^5 Joules to get the contents to 200°C + another 1.51x10^5 Joules to convert it from ice to water. Assuming your microwaves outputs 1000W or 1000J/s, that's 531 seconds, or almost 9 minutes. Throw in the fact that microwaving food is going to bring in substantive losses of heat and other variables, and you've got 15 minutes. wtf you people are taking away all of the fun. And what's the fun in eating a pie if it's not shaped like a god damn pie?! I'm not breaking it up to save time, energy, the planet etc... Also they should just put all that math for the directions, it'd go over a lot easier. | ||
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jacosajh
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Turkey pot pies have even more ingredients, especially the turkey, which probably requires the most time to cook out of the whole thing. And Turkey isn't like red meat, where you can eat them "medium." It has to be fully cooked or you can get sick. | ||
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UisTehSux
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Loser777
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On December 17 2010 17:22 Ruken wrote: wtf you people are taking away all of the fun. And what's the fun in eating a pie if it's not shaped like a god damn pie?! I'm not breaking it up to save time, energy, the planet etc... Also they should just put all that math for the directions, it'd go over a lot easier. What do you mean you people | ||
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Joementum
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On December 17 2010 18:03 UisTehSux wrote: A paper I read voted these microwavable pot pies #1 on their list of things not to eat. May contain a whole days worth of sodium in just one serving. Usually HALF of a pie! But no one only eats half, lol. You people need to stop ruining the fun in eating these 10 minute meals. We all know they aren't healthy, but god damn do they taste good. Hot pockets? More like fucking nerd pockets. What kind of nerd doesn't eat those things? Speaking of which, I haven't had one in about 2 weeks. I'm pretty sure that's a nerd sin. | ||
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Redunzl
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On December 17 2010 16:55 paper wrote: Aren't those things like 2000% of your daily sodium lol :< Man, that is what I was gonna say... eating one these is like drinking a can on sea water | ||
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On December 17 2010 17:05 Loser777 wrote: Well, roughly speaking, if we idealized your pie to being water, that would be roughly 454g of water, meaning that water, with its heat capacity of 4.184/4.186J/g°C would need roughly 3.80x10^5 Joules to get the contents to 200°C + another 1.51x10^5 Joules to convert it from ice to water. Assuming your microwaves outputs 1000W or 1000J/s, that's 531 seconds, or almost 9 minutes. Throw in the fact that microwaving food is going to bring in substantive losses of heat and other variables, and you've got 15 minutes. Some ninja math right there ^^ | ||
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puckstop101
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Manifesto7
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And puckstop, there is now microwavable KD  | ||
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konadora
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look through some videos and make your decision :p | ||
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kingjames01
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Essentially, microwaves heat up food by exciting electrons and vibrating molecules, specifically water. These are processes on the atomic and molecular scale. There is nowhere near enough energy to induce a nuclear reaction which is what you would need to make your food "radioactive". The term "nuke" your food is very misleading. | ||
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Apocalyptic
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Unless its just some stock photo and not one the OP took. | ||
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Misillusion
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Ovens also make stuff taste a lot better than microwaves, since microwaves leave the food mushy, while ovens make it crispy. We should have a contest on the longest use of a microwave. I got 23 minutes once. | ||
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mahnini
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ALWAYS | ||
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Rinrun
Canada3509 Posts
Yeah I don't microwave stuff that takes ages... I throw it in the oven at that point. I microwave stuff to quickly defrost and then i toss it in a toaster of some sort. An example would be a jamaican patty- nuke for 45 seconds, toss in a toaster/oven for a couple of minutes. Way better than waiting ages for the toaster/oven to defrost and do its thang. | ||
micronesia
United States24639 Posts
On December 18 2010 02:18 kingjames01 wrote: Using a microwave to activate an object is very unlikely. You can determine the wavelength of the microwaves by putting marshmallows in and measuring the distance between the resulting peaks. If you then work out the energy carried by the EM waves, you'll begin to understand how microwaves actually work. Essentially, microwaves heat up food by exciting electrons and vibrating molecules, specifically water. These are processes on the atomic and molecular scale. There is nowhere near enough energy to induce a nuclear reaction which is what you would need to make your food "radioactive". The term "nuke" your food is very misleading. I seem to recall hearing that modern microwaves don't have fixed positions for the maximum constructive interference anymore like the old ones used to (and that's not taking into account the annoyance of the rotating dish for conducting this experiment. On December 17 2010 17:05 Loser777 wrote: Well, roughly speaking, if we idealized your pie to being water, that would be roughly 454g of water, meaning that water, with its heat capacity of 4.184/4.186J/g°C would need roughly 3.80x10^5 Joules to get the contents to 200°C + another 1.51x10^5 Joules to convert it from ice to water. Assuming your microwaves outputs 1000W or 1000J/s, that's 531 seconds, or almost 9 minutes. Throw in the fact that microwaving food is going to bring in substantive losses of heat and other variables, and you've got 15 minutes. I didn't double check the math but I love this post lol. | ||
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Raeleigh
Canada902 Posts
Those things can be baked in the oven, taste better, and take less than fifteen minutes. :| | ||
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writer22816
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CurLy[]
United States759 Posts
On December 17 2010 16:32 wooozy wrote: damn son, 1lb pot pie and you're going to microwave it? thing deserves to be oven-cooked =( for reals. 15 minutes of microwave seconds is like an eternity. Might as well throw that bitch in the over and get it crispy. | ||
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Joementum
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Megaliskuu
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On December 18 2010 08:54 writer22816 wrote: Holy shit 25% iron! | ||
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Holy shit over 200% cholesterol lol. | ||
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A challenger appears: ![[image loading]](http://consumerist.com/images/31/2009/02/youknowwhatjustno.jpg) | ||
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Amnesia
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On April 19 2011 12:36 Ruken wrote: Oh by the way I died shortly after eating this. lol explain yourself | ||
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Dalguno
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This one, though, this one has potential. | ||
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shawster
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fulfill our curiosity | ||
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Attican
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Seriously 15 minutes seems like it would make food explode. | ||
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Jonoman92
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edit: I say lol too much, might have to go cold turkey on that. and wtf @ Empyrean's post above... Pork Brains in milk gravy? Is that for real... FML it seems like it is... but how can that be? Surely no one would buy that except as a gag gift perhaps? | ||
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TOloseGT
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On December 18 2010 04:29 mahnini wrote: the worst thing about microwavable pot pies is that the top always collapses. ALWAYS This is old, but: + Show Spoiler + ![[image loading]](http://www.bloomingtonneeds.com/images/banquetchpotpie.jpg) It will never collapse. | ||
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Eviltoast
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You should have made the title like that, this thread is disappointing especially to people who don't like pie. | ||
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Loanshark
China3094 Posts
On April 19 2011 16:04 Eviltoast wrote: So I pop a chicken pot pie in the microwave and....it blew up You should have made the title like that, this thread is disappointing especially to people who don't like pie. How can you not like pie | ||
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