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Because of my job, I spent most of the week in mainland China. During my stay here, I need to get accustom to the large population of native hydralisks that dwells in the country.
There are so many spitting attack throughout the day that you must be on guard all the time. Spitting attack can can from stationary hydralisk, walking hydralisk or worst, hydralisk on moving vehicles. Many of the local type have achieved the range upgrade, after years and years of practice.
Local hydralisks are usually a peaceful race that excels at GDP building activities. However, they have a very uncommon biological activity where the individual must clear their throat and spit out volleys of toxic fluid. Terran scientist have extensive research on this fluid and conclude that it contains a wide range of hazardous bacteria and advice terran personnel to distance themselves from such substance.
I am not a racist (and I am Chinese anyways), but sometimes, after a long day of work, the last thing you want is to hear the throat clearing sound and then a taxi driver suddenly open his window and land his projectile on your shoes.
p.s. I think the cultural revolution is to blame, at least HK, Macau and Taiwan are not like that.... But how long it will take to fix this? Three decades? One century? Two thousand years ago Confucius already taught about manner (at least that's what I learn in school); but now China is like this...
 
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3/5 trying too hard. Would rather read Jaedong is my brother.
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The common hydralisk, contrary to popular belief, does not spit. It shoots motherfucking spines in you.
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On December 16 2010 13:06 xLethargicax wrote:
3/5 trying too hard. Would rather read Jaedong is my brother.
I think I'm too impressionable. I read your post then agreed and rated 3/5 immediately without really thinking about it. I woulda just not rated if it weren't for you. 
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During my six years in Shanghai, faux-hydralisks (because the real ones shoot spines) liked to spit down at me from apartment balconies. At first I thought it was the natural condensation water drips of AC-overlords, but no. Oh dear, no.
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yeah, it's quite off-putting
old guy...ciggie...sandals....clears his throat...a second time....a third...hocks a gigantic loogie...glares at you for daring to look annoyed....rinse and repeat
they need to go "Singapore" on the country and make that shit illegal 
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chinese way = the filipino way..
I have no idea that the same thing we actually do here is done by the Chinese. There should be a fine like india or singapore that when you spit you get arrested.
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Let this be a listen to everyone to not smoke. That and don't pollute.
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you just have to get used to it... everyone spits in china haha
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On December 16 2010 13:51 Licmyobelisk wrote:
chinese way = the filipino way..
I have no idea that the same thing we actually do here is done by the Chinese. There should be a fine like india or singapore that when you spit you get arrested.
I fear all the cops will be arrested then....
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On December 16 2010 13:09 Exteray wrote:
你在哪个城市
I would assume he's in Hong Kong lol ...at least it's in his info line thingy ><
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On December 16 2010 14:56 Z3kk wrote:I would assume he's in Hong Kong lol ...at least it's in his info line thingy ><
No one do that in Hong Kong, lol! You will get fined.
Mainland China means not Hong Kong, not Taiwan and not Macau.
Anyways, this happens in all the cities in China, the smaller the city, the worse it get.
Guangzhou is actually better, since they are "educated" by HK television channel 
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I don't think Hydralisks spits. They drool, however.
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I HATE THIS SHIT TOO
GOD
they spit EVERYWHERE and not just spit, but like FUCKING LUGIES
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in sc1 they spit so much acid that the spines were buried in it, they do spit.
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i hardly see people spit in guangzhou now.. maybe becuase the Asian para games are going on? there are police almsot everywhere in the city, so yea.. go ahead and spit :p
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*spits on carpet and rubs it in with shoe*
I wouldnt be too bothered about it even though it is disgusting. You just need another sars outbreak and people will cleanup again.
PROTIP: Do not touch any plantlife while in a chinese city or any telephone poles. People will sneeze on their hands and wipe them on the nearest plant or pole.
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for some reason i don't see this habit as disgusting, possibly because i was raised amongst hydralisks.
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Beijing has many spitters as well.
20 million loogies on the ground, they dry up, flake off, float into the air. There is more of this kinda of pollution here than anything coming from factories.
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On December 16 2010 15:07 Sufficiency wrote:
I don't think Hydralisks spits. They drool, however.
hello 
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Please someone, make a picture of this - I imagine it to be hilarious.
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happens exactly the same in korea
drives me fkn mad its so gross
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EPT![[image loading]](http://flumesday.com/images/spitter180.jpg)
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