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Rayzorblade
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
United States1172 Posts
December 13 2010 21:50 GMT
#21
My wife is from Cottbus and she agrees with all of these, lol. =)
MoltkeWarding
Profile Joined November 2003
5195 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-12-13 21:52:53
December 13 2010 21:50 GMT
#22
Let's chart the regions of Germany with the four humours:

Choleric- South
Melancholic- East
Sanguine- West
Phlegmatic- North

It's amazing how prophetic climate is.
zatic
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
Zurich15362 Posts
December 13 2010 21:52 GMT
#23
On December 14 2010 06:35 DoXa wrote:
could you explain why Lörrach and Waldshut are tree huggers? i live near the border to waldshut and never heard someone say baumschmuser to anyone ^^ are they environmentalists?

Yes that whole area is known for being environmentalists. Nowhere else does the Green Party receive more votes.
ModeratorI know Teamliquid is known as a massive building
Froadac
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
United States6733 Posts
December 13 2010 21:54 GMT
#24
What sausages would you suggest?
MoltkeWarding
Profile Joined November 2003
5195 Posts
December 13 2010 21:54 GMT
#25
The only ones I'd eat are Coburgers. Sausages are generally pretty bad in Germany. Go to Poland for sausages.
QuanticHawk
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States32130 Posts
December 13 2010 21:57 GMT
#26
I am disappointed I was unable to go visit Germany last year and enjoy large quantities of easy women, porn, football and sausage. Damnit.
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DoXa
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
Switzerland1448 Posts
December 13 2010 22:01 GMT
#27
On December 14 2010 06:54 MoltkeWarding wrote:
The only ones I'd eat are Coburgers. Sausages are generally pretty bad in Germany. Go to Poland for sausages.


this sounds so wrong lol.

but i have to disagree with you, germany has good sausages. but on the other hand i agree, poland has them best sausages
FragKrag
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
United States11556 Posts
December 13 2010 22:03 GMT
#28
On December 14 2010 06:11 nK)Duke wrote:
North germans are more open-minded. Where did you get that from? Maybe you have encountered some unfriendliness in the north, but you should consider that bavarians are pretty much hated every in germany except in bavaria itself. You forgot that bavarians are usually cocky and have a weird sense of humour. East germans are less wealthy and they like bananas.

Berlin people are not that unfriendly, just very direct and a little bit cocky.


I don't know why I found this so funny

:o
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disciple
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
9070 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-12-13 22:09:37
December 13 2010 22:08 GMT
#29
On December 14 2010 07:03 FragKrag wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 14 2010 06:11 nK)Duke wrote:
North germans are more open-minded. Where did you get that from? Maybe you have encountered some unfriendliness in the north, but you should consider that bavarians are pretty much hated every in germany except in bavaria itself. You forgot that bavarians are usually cocky and have a weird sense of humour. East germans are less wealthy and they like bananas.

Berlin people are not that unfriendly, just very direct and a little bit cocky.


I don't know why I found this so funny

:o


I dont know if its relevant but in the communist countries we only used to get bananas and oranges for Christmas and New Year, you couldn't buy those on a daily basis, so maybe that was the case with East Germany as well.
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nK)Duke
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
Germany936 Posts
December 13 2010 22:24 GMT
#30
On December 14 2010 07:03 FragKrag wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 14 2010 06:11 nK)Duke wrote:
North germans are more open-minded. Where did you get that from? Maybe you have encountered some unfriendliness in the north, but you should consider that bavarians are pretty much hated every in germany except in bavaria itself. You forgot that bavarians are usually cocky and have a weird sense of humour. East germans are less wealthy and they like bananas.

Berlin people are not that unfriendly, just very direct and a little bit cocky.


I don't know why I found this so funny

:o


After the wall fell, masses of east germans went to west german supermarkets to buy lots of bananas. You could have easily distinguished between east and west germans
Zim23
Profile Joined August 2010
United States1681 Posts
December 13 2010 22:50 GMT
#31
If I ever visit Germany I'll print this out and use it as a guide. I'm not going to lie to you, I'll probably be staying around the Easy Girls/Dirty Porn area.
Do an arranged marriage if she's not completely minging, and don't worry about dancing, get a go-kart, cheers.
zatic
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
Zurich15362 Posts
December 14 2010 06:32 GMT
#32
On December 14 2010 06:50 Rayzorblade wrote:
My wife is from Cottbus and she agrees with all of these, lol. =)

Nice to hear that :-)

But I am glad something beautiful came out of Cottbus for once.
ModeratorI know Teamliquid is known as a massive building
MrHoon *
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
10183 Posts
December 14 2010 07:56 GMT
#33
Sausages - Okay this one was not easy to place. I really don't know where the idea comes from that Germany eats sausages all day. The German state Thuringia is known for their supposedly outstanding sausages so that's where I placed the item on the map. Other than that Germans eat not more sausages than Americans eat hot dogs.

I will never look at the German people the same
dats racist
zatic
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
Zurich15362 Posts
December 14 2010 12:54 GMT
#34
On December 14 2010 16:56 MrHoon wrote:
Show nested quote +
Sausages - Okay this one was not easy to place. I really don't know where the idea comes from that Germany eats sausages all day. The German state Thuringia is known for their supposedly outstanding sausages so that's where I placed the item on the map. Other than that Germans eat not more sausages than Americans eat hot dogs.

I will never look at the German people the same

To expand on that, most people don't eat Sauerkraut either. I myself have it maybe once or twice or three times a year, and that's about how much most people have. I know not a single person who regularly eats Sauerkraut. Not saying there aren't some Sauerkraut loving Krauts out there, but they are definitely in the minority.
If you want to have some Sauerkraut in most regions you will actually have to look for while to find a restaurant that serves typical German food. Most places will maybe have one dish with Sauerkraut, if at all.
ModeratorI know Teamliquid is known as a massive building
kazansky
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
Germany931 Posts
December 14 2010 15:47 GMT
#35
That map is very accurate :-)
Keep it up zatic, i love this series!
"Mathematicians don't understand mathematics, they get used to it." - Prof. Kredler || "That was more one-sided that a mobius strip." - Tasteless
FliedLice
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Germany7494 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-12-25 11:31:07
December 25 2010 11:30 GMT
#36
On December 14 2010 07:08 disciple wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 14 2010 07:03 FragKrag wrote:
On December 14 2010 06:11 nK)Duke wrote:
North germans are more open-minded. Where did you get that from? Maybe you have encountered some unfriendliness in the north, but you should consider that bavarians are pretty much hated every in germany except in bavaria itself. You forgot that bavarians are usually cocky and have a weird sense of humour. East germans are less wealthy and they like bananas.

Berlin people are not that unfriendly, just very direct and a little bit cocky.


I don't know why I found this so funny

:o


I dont know if its relevant but in the communist countries we only used to get bananas and oranges for Christmas and New Year, you couldn't buy those on a daily basis, so maybe that was the case with East Germany as well.


Afaik from family members who lived in the GDR it was the case there, yup.

No kiwis and bananas for east germany!



I definately live near the football.
Kevmeister @ Dota2
clusen
Profile Joined May 2010
Germany8702 Posts
December 25 2010 13:11 GMT
#37
On December 14 2010 05:34 zatic wrote:
Serious – The stereotypical German seriousness and sternness you will find in the North. Being from the South I have found pretty much every foreigner who visited down here said they didn’t expect how open, friendly, and nice people in Germany are. This is also Germany’s true cultural division: It’s not so much East and West; The real difference is more between North and South, or let’s say North-East and South West.

Are you serious? :p

Yeah, the North is not as warm and friendly in a familial sense compared to the South, but we are not stern or serious.

The North is rather cold(not only weather-wise) but very relaxed with that subtle sense of self-irony you just have to love.

Corak
Profile Joined February 2010
Germany188 Posts
December 25 2010 21:53 GMT
#38
On December 14 2010 06:54 Froadac wrote:
What sausages would you suggest?


Depends where you are.
In Berlin it would be "Currywurst".
But ask someone where to buy, because they vary in quality.
Same with Döner, which Berlin has the best in all Germany.
zatic
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
Zurich15362 Posts
December 25 2010 22:57 GMT
#39
On December 25 2010 22:11 clusen wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 14 2010 05:34 zatic wrote:
Serious – The stereotypical German seriousness and sternness you will find in the North. Being from the South I have found pretty much every foreigner who visited down here said they didn’t expect how open, friendly, and nice people in Germany are. This is also Germany’s true cultural division: It’s not so much East and West; The real difference is more between North and South, or let’s say North-East and South West.

Are you serious? :p

Yeah, the North is not as warm and friendly in a familial sense compared to the South, but we are not stern or serious.

The North is rather cold(not only weather-wise) but very relaxed with that subtle sense of self-irony you just have to love.

I agree. However this dry irony and sarcasm is what is hard to understand for foreigners. And for Germans from the South for that matter. North Germany appears stern and serious because outsiders don't get the very subtle humor.
ModeratorI know Teamliquid is known as a massive building
nK)Duke
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
Germany936 Posts
December 25 2010 23:09 GMT
#40
On December 26 2010 06:53 Corak wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 14 2010 06:54 Froadac wrote:
What sausages would you suggest?


Depends where you are.
In Berlin it would be "Currywurst".
But ask someone where to buy, because they vary in quality.
Same with Döner, which Berlin has the best in all Germany.


i forgot that berlin people are cocky when it comes to pretty much everything, especially döner.
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