EPTTwo-faced "friends" - Page 2
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krndandaman
Mozambique16569 Posts
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gotlucky
United States60 Posts
On December 10 2010 09:27 ZeaL. wrote: Next time you see him, steal a small thing from him like a hat or something. Go to his house when no one is around to "return" it and then chloroform him. Drive him to an abandoned location on the outskirts of the city and cover a room in plastic sheeting. Before he wakes up, take off his clothes and tape him to a table, put up pictures of you, the girl, and guy c above him. When he comes to, he will probably ask you whats going on so tell him that his treatment of you 3 is unacceptable and it can't go on. He will most likely agree to your terms but he's just bullshitting, people like that don't change. Grab your trusty 8 inch blade and stab him in the heart. Clean up will be a bitch but i'm sure it will be worth it. If you're near a body of water you can rent a kayak or something and dump the parts out at sea. Problem solved, your friends will all be happier. Hey Dexter, let me know where you live so I know not to go there. | ||
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rkffhk
474 Posts
Stay in your bedroom. Play Starcraft every day. We're the only friends you really need. Maybe you could date Nova. I'd say Kerrigan, but that dude Raynor's got the hots for her, even though it makes no sense when considering the entire storyline. | ||
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Vinnesta
Singapore285 Posts
On December 10 2010 07:11 Response wrote:From the sounds of it are you like in middle school or something? That was the last time I can remember anyone doing something like what you described the two guys doing. The shocking thing is that I'm actually in university. This wasn't really a blog about a girlfriend, but about "friends" >.< I think I need to be more selective with my friends; it has only been 3 months since the start of the semester (of my first year), so I was picking up as many acquaintances as possible. Now may be a good time to keep the good friends and lose the bad ones. As for the girl, no she's not slutty, she's the perfectly nice and conservative type of girl. It's just the other guy who tries to chat her up. I feel there's a huge cultural gap in how Chinese date girls, compared to everyone else here, so I'm not going to ask for advice. Wish me luck instead! | ||
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zzaaxxsscd
United States626 Posts
yes, be more selective with your friends. and don't think about girls all the time  | ||
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DoX.)
Singapore6164 Posts
Sucks. | ||
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Fontong
United States6454 Posts
On December 10 2010 11:48 zzaaxxsscd wrote: Chinese girls don't seriously date much in college, it's just big group activities with guys and girls, kind of like what you are describing yes, be more selective with your friends. and don't think about girls all the time They must come from a different China than the one I'm thinking of | ||
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Endymion
United States3701 Posts
On December 10 2010 09:27 ZeaL. wrote: Next time you see him, steal a small thing from him like a hat or something. Go to his house when no one is around to "return" it and then chloroform him. Drive him to an abandoned location on the outskirts of the city and cover a room in plastic sheeting. Before he wakes up, take off his clothes and tape him to a table, put up pictures of you, the girl, and guy c above him. When he comes to, he will probably ask you whats going on so tell him that his treatment of you 3 is unacceptable and it can't go on. He will most likely agree to your terms but he's just bullshitting, people like that don't change. Grab your trusty 8 inch blade and stab him in the heart. Clean up will be a bitch but i'm sure it will be worth it. If you're near a body of water you can rent a kayak or something and dump the parts out at sea. Problem solved, your friends will all be happier. I thought I was reading one of Baller's posts until I read your name =[ | ||
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Azzur
Australia6260 Posts
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QuanticHawk
United States32091 Posts
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Weedk
United States507 Posts
On December 10 2010 22:30 Hawk wrote: so im curious what you define as 'going out' with this girl I assume he's gone on a date/went somewhere with her before. Dude, just drop those guys. I realized they were guys from the very beginning, but couldn't figure out why they giggled, because that's just weird. But, coming back to the main point, those guys aren't friends. Hell, they aren't even acquaintances by my standards. They're just the immature douchebags that you see on the street trying to drive faster than everybody to make themselves feel superior. | ||
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konadora
Singapore66357 Posts
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StorkHwaiting
United States3465 Posts
On December 10 2010 12:10 Fontong wrote: They must come from a different China than the one I'm thinking of Yeah I'm thinking of a China with many, many barber shops. I say catch them in an alley after one of their bouts of drinking and beat the tar out of them with a big green bamboo stick. Try to have another friend with a camcorder record the whole thing, wailing, bone cracking and all. Then make them strip, hug each other, maybe some necking, and tell them if they ever try to do some little giggle shit again, you are going to upload the vid on vikki/youku/tudou and then invite all the "friends" to comment on it. I did like the other guy's suggestion about the 8 inch blade though. Pretty hilarious, especially the line about "these types of people never change." | ||
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-Frog-
United States514 Posts
^ Pro-tip right there. | ||
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Kalingingsong
Canada633 Posts
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Nazarene
Denmark996 Posts
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King K. Rool
Canada4408 Posts
Show pictures of said act to other guy Smoke a cigar. Walk off with sunset behind back. | ||
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Bereft
United States1007 Posts
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Loanshark
China3094 Posts
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Chairman Ray
United States11903 Posts
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