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Is someone@my door@12AM or am I crazy? You Decide!

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3FFA
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
United States3931 Posts
November 06 2010 12:40 GMT
#1
Ok so 1st of all I was playing SC till 2:00AM last night(10 hours total yesterday+those last ~2 hours) and I was playing an observer python game at 12:00AM when I heard my house's screen door open. No one else in my house was awake. I cautiously walked just so I could see the door knob well enough to see if it turned. I heard and saw the knob turn 3 times back and forth before whoever it was left as I heard the screen door yet again. As you can guess I was super creeped out. Then I told my mother earlier today and she(some what shakily) said "you must have been dreaming" I have ocasionally heard this on other nights I stayed up to midnight (on christmas the person actually came in and I, with no phone or no experience with this@6 years old;yes I can remember that far; thought it must be santa clause and didn't want him to know that "I was awake" so I just went back to sleep.

Now for the fun part,

Am I crazy, asleep without knowing it, or is this the real thing? You decide! :D

Poll: Am I crazy, asleep without knowing, or is this the real thing?

Tell us more about the Python game. (63)
 
83%

Is this the real thing? (7)
 
9%

Am I asleep without knowing it? (4)
 
5%

Am I crazy? (2)
 
3%

76 total votes

Your vote: Am I crazy, asleep without knowing, or is this the real thing?

(Vote): Am I crazy?
(Vote): Am I asleep without knowing it?
(Vote): Is this the real thing?
(Vote): Tell us more about the Python game.




*****
"As long as it comes from a pure place and from a honest place, you know, you can write whatever you want."
Bereft
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
United States1007 Posts
November 06 2010 12:51 GMT
#2
This sounds scary as fuck. I would probably have shit my pants.
OpRaider
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States307 Posts
November 06 2010 13:00 GMT
#3
Well, I'm not crazy, so why would I ask myself if i'm crazy, im sure not asleep, so why would i think im asleep, and im pretty sure this is the real thing, so I vote the only statement in the poll, the only one relevant to you at all OP. :D
it is what it is -day9 airplane story
Alur
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Denmark3900 Posts
November 06 2010 13:01 GMT
#4
THE REAL THING?
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=3062
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minus_human
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
4784 Posts
November 06 2010 13:08 GMT
#5
How about you walk over to the door and see if there's anyone there? Just in case, be sure to make some noise. Common sense much?
3FFA
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
United States3931 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-11-06 13:10:20
November 06 2010 13:08 GMT
#6
On November 06 2010 22:01 Alur wrote:
THE REAL THING?
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=3062

Just LOL I thought it was gonna be something NSFW that you forgot to say was NSFW

edit: to minus_human
I am 14 sheesh give me a break lol. and how is walking over to the door to see if anyone is there common sense when you're freaking creeped out as hell?
"As long as it comes from a pure place and from a honest place, you know, you can write whatever you want."
minus_human
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
4784 Posts
November 06 2010 13:11 GMT
#7
Ok ,14. You should have mentioned that, I guess
blahman3344
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
United States2015 Posts
November 06 2010 13:18 GMT
#8
That sounds kinda creepy, but I suggest you check who it is because if you really are experiencing this, then it shouldn't go unattended for so long. Then again, I don't blame you for not checking it out, because I would've been standing away from the door, with my sword in hand.
I like haikus and / I can not lie. You other / brothers can't deny
Shotcoder
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
United States2316 Posts
November 06 2010 13:30 GMT
#9
Dude, I had something just as creepy happen not too long ago. My parents and sibling were gone on vacation and I was home alone this past summer taking care of the dog since I had to work. The first night My dog and I are sitting in my room, I'm playing SC, she's asleep on my bed.

Now a little back story, I live in BFE Ohio where everyone knows everyone and almost no one ever locks their door because we're so close with everyone. Now my room is in the basement when i cannot hear anything and the door is positioned so you can only see the doorway that heads up stairs.

So I'm sitting there playing SC and my dog just starts freaking the fuck out. She's barking and shaking hardcore. I've never seen her like this and so I thought she saw someone and was so freaked out. I think I sat there for 10 minutes before I had the balls to go and check the house.

Shotcoder - C+ BW Terran, Gold LoL(ADC Main)
Pengu1n
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
United States552 Posts
November 06 2010 13:42 GMT
#10
could be your moms secret lover
MrStorkie
Profile Joined April 2010
United Kingdom697 Posts
November 06 2010 13:49 GMT
#11
On November 06 2010 22:42 Pengu1n wrote:
could be your moms secret lover

This was the first thought that came to my mind
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Ixas
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
930 Posts
November 06 2010 13:52 GMT
#12
Couple of days ago, i heard something/someone outside my door at approx 2am. I didnt bother and went to sleep. When my family woke up in the morning, they found the main door open by about 30 degree when we are pretty sure we locked it.
Ixas.parkjiyeon.net
nosliw
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
United States2716 Posts
November 06 2010 14:02 GMT
#13
On November 06 2010 22:49 MrStorkie wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 06 2010 22:42 Pengu1n wrote:
could be your moms secret lover

This was the first thought that came to my mind

That would explain her shakiness and denying that you saw someone.
3FFA
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
United States3931 Posts
November 06 2010 14:35 GMT
#14
kk umm... now I'm even MORE creeped out lol. I'll talk about the python game in my next blog

"As long as it comes from a pure place and from a honest place, you know, you can write whatever you want."
HwangjaeTerran
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
Finland5967 Posts
November 06 2010 14:57 GMT
#15
The conclusion I draw from your story:
someone molested and traumatized you on Christmas when you were six


it all comes together
- doorknobs turning on their own
- python
it´s all there

you should keep an eye on your mother
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Trowabarton756
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
United States870 Posts
November 06 2010 15:37 GMT
#16
Heres a plan for success:
1)stay up late with loaded shotgun waiting
2)wait for the screen door/door knob bit
3)yell, "Hey, I'm gonna give you to the count of ten, to get your ugly, yella, no-good keister off my property, before I pump your guts full of lead! 1, 2, 10! "
4)Unload shotgun shell into door frame
5)?????
6)PROFIT!
http://www.teamliquid.net/video/streams/Trowabarton756
CharlieMurphy
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
United States22895 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-11-06 16:27:01
November 06 2010 16:26 GMT
#17
It's probably a drunk guy at the wrong house. Don't be such a pussy and defend your home next time.
..and then I would, ya know, check em'. (Aka SpoR)
RyuChus
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
Canada442 Posts
November 06 2010 17:13 GMT
#18
Dude.. Staying up until 2 am when your 14 playing Starcraft definitely can not be good for your brain.
I have an announcement to make, "Moo!" That is all.
3FFA
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
United States3931 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-11-06 17:20:03
November 06 2010 17:18 GMT
#19
On November 06 2010 23:57 HwangjaeTerran wrote:
The conclusion I draw from your story:
someone molested and traumatized you on Christmas when you were six


it all comes together
- doorknobs turning on their own
- python
it´s all there

you should keep an eye on your mother


Heres a plan for success:
1)stay up late with loaded shotgun waiting
2)wait for the screen door/door knob bit
3)yell, "Hey, I'm gonna give you to the count of ten, to get your ugly, yella, no-good keister off my property, before I pump your guts full of lead! 1, 2, 10! "
4)Unload shotgun shell into door frame
5)?????
6)PROFIT!


Ok umm... LOL
"As long as it comes from a pure place and from a honest place, you know, you can write whatever you want."
eXigent.
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
Canada2419 Posts
November 06 2010 17:26 GMT
#20
Had something similar happen to me when I was 14 as well. My mother would work night shifts, leaving me and my brother at home usually until 2amish. This 1 particular night, we didnt lock the door, and were in the basement watching tv. Next thing I know, im coming up stairs to get a drink of water, and the backdoor opens up behind me, and 2 drunken men stumble into the kitchen. My jaw dropped, and immediately I felt extreme fear. There was no one home other than me and my brother, and at any moment they could realize that, and possibly rob the house etc. Luckily I handled it rather well, told them they are at the wrong house (they believed it was their friends place), and even let them use the phone before leaving. In the end, they stumbled out without much problem. That was probably one of the more scarier encounters in my life.
3FFA
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
United States3931 Posts
November 06 2010 20:13 GMT
#21
Also as to the 2AM not being good for my health. I knew I wouldn't be able to sleep after that so I played to try and get SC back in my head ^-^
"As long as it comes from a pure place and from a honest place, you know, you can write whatever you want."
3FFA
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
United States3931 Posts
November 07 2010 02:09 GMT
#22
WTF SCARY SHIT D:

On November 07 2010 11:08 3FFA wrote:
If anyone still wants me to link the game against frost just quote this and say so :D

also MORE BM(scary though o.o):

Opponent: I fucked your mother
Me: Orly?
Opponent: Stay up till 12:00AM tomorrow please
Me: 0.0 whats my address then?
Opponent: (SAYS REAL ADDRESS o.o.o.o.o.o.o.o.o.o.o.o.o)
Me: umm no? I don't live there you noob
Opponent: thats not what your Mom tells me.
Me: Drunk noob plz continue(actually super scared)
Opponent: Gladly
Opponent has been dropped from the game
Has been dropped from the game
Me: Wtf?
Me has left the game.

Check out my blog for why it creeped me out
My Blog


This is what happened in my latest melee game on battle.net! FML FML FML FML FML FML=(
"As long as it comes from a pure place and from a honest place, you know, you can write whatever you want."
Entropic
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
Canada2837 Posts
November 07 2010 02:14 GMT
#23
On November 07 2010 02:26 eXigent. wrote:
Had something similar happen to me when I was 14 as well. My mother would work night shifts, leaving me and my brother at home usually until 2amish. This 1 particular night, we didnt lock the door, and were in the basement watching tv. Next thing I know, im coming up stairs to get a drink of water, and the backdoor opens up behind me, and 2 drunken men stumble into the kitchen. My jaw dropped, and immediately I felt extreme fear. There was no one home other than me and my brother, and at any moment they could realize that, and possibly rob the house etc. Luckily I handled it rather well, told them they are at the wrong house (they believed it was their friends place), and even let them use the phone before leaving. In the end, they stumbled out without much problem. That was probably one of the more scarier encounters in my life.


Wow, thats intense. Where was this?
SageFantasma
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States383 Posts
November 07 2010 02:41 GMT
#24
I remember something like this happened to me last year(roflz, 14 seems to be the age when you get people attempting to rob you!). Came upstairs after a baller session of Call of Duty at about 1:00 AM and just before I close the door to the upstairs, I hear somebody turning the door handle. Just because I wanted to test the douche, I slammed the door as hard as I could, and man, that dude ran like a mother-fucker. He jumped off our porch(solid 5 feet high) and fell straight on his face. I couldn't help but laugh when I saw him sprinting down our driveway, lolololololol.
3FFA, though it may seem scary that the guy spat out your address, it's obviously BS. He knows your address and your SC ID? Yeah, no.
If he is a homicidal maniac, well, GL HF.
Torenhire
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States11681 Posts
November 07 2010 04:29 GMT
#25
I remember when I was 14, we lived outside of Annapolis Maryland.

and someone broke into my house's first floor bathroom, took a huge crap and left it in my toilet.

HE DIDNT EVEN FLUSH. D:
SirJolt: Well maybe if you weren't so big and stupid, it wouldn't have hit you.
Bibbit
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
Canada5377 Posts
November 07 2010 05:08 GMT
#26
Someone stole a lightbulb from my house once. Oddly enough, I think I was 14 at the time. At first I thought it just burnt but then I realized it wasnt even actually there.

Mystery unsolved to this day.
Torenhire
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States11681 Posts
November 07 2010 08:11 GMT
#27
Apparently when you turn 14, you have a mandatory house intruder.
SirJolt: Well maybe if you weren't so big and stupid, it wouldn't have hit you.
Crazyeyes
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Canada1342 Posts
November 07 2010 09:57 GMT
#28
Man, after reading all this shit, I immediately went to the front door to check the locks.
2/3 of them were locked.

I locked the third one.

On November 07 2010 11:41 SageFantasma wrote:
I remember something like this happened to me last year(roflz, 14 seems to be the age when you get people attempting to rob you!). Came upstairs after a baller session of Call of Duty at about 1:00 AM and just before I close the door to the upstairs, I hear somebody turning the door handle. Just because I wanted to test the douche, I slammed the door as hard as I could, and man, that dude ran like a mother-fucker. He jumped off our porch(solid 5 feet high) and fell straight on his face. I couldn't help but laugh when I saw him sprinting down our driveway, lolololololol.
3FFA, though it may seem scary that the guy spat out your address, it's obviously BS. He knows your address and your SC ID? Yeah, no.
If he is a homicidal maniac, well, GL HF.


BUT YOU SIR
You gave me courage.

So awesome XD

Glad this didn't happen to me @ 14.
I'm 19 now and even now I'd SHIT myself. :x
WeeEEeeEEEeeEEEeeeEEee!!
3FFA
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
United States3931 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-11-07 14:00:35
November 07 2010 13:56 GMT
#29
I had the balls not to shit myself so.... yeah Also SageFantasma thx for the support @homicidal maniac -_______-+ Show Spoiler +
NOT ;o that made me a bit more scared and a laugh but... still! D:
Anyways.... as for the BS part imma have to keep repeating that to myself for a few.... months.
"As long as it comes from a pure place and from a honest place, you know, you can write whatever you want."
HeavOnEarth
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States7087 Posts
November 07 2010 17:21 GMT
#30
i wouldve walked up to my door and said " whoever the fuck is out there , im calling the cops"
obviously i wouldnt call the cops
"come korea next time... FXO house... 10 korean, 10 korean"
HeavOnEarth
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States7087 Posts
November 07 2010 17:24 GMT
#31
On November 07 2010 02:26 eXigent. wrote:
Had something similar happen to me when I was 14 as well. My mother would work night shifts, leaving me and my brother at home usually until 2amish. This 1 particular night, we didnt lock the door, and were in the basement watching tv. Next thing I know, im coming up stairs to get a drink of water, and the backdoor opens up behind me, and 2 drunken men stumble into the kitchen. My jaw dropped, and immediately I felt extreme fear. There was no one home other than me and my brother, and at any moment they could realize that, and possibly rob the house etc. Luckily I handled it rather well, told them they are at the wrong house (they believed it was their friends place), and even let them use the phone before leaving. In the end, they stumbled out without much problem. That was probably one of the more scarier encounters in my life.

Good response imo. they probably assumed your parents were home and made up an excuse that they "thought it was their friend's house".
"come korea next time... FXO house... 10 korean, 10 korean"
3FFA
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
United States3931 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-11-07 17:33:41
November 07 2010 17:33 GMT
#32
On November 08 2010 02:21 HeavOnEarth wrote:
i wouldve walked up to my door and said " whoever the fuck is out there , im calling the cops"
obviously i wouldnt call the cops

Imma do this but right after blast the sound that repeats in the UMS game Who's the murderer?

edit: Basically a Knife being sharpened
"As long as it comes from a pure place and from a honest place, you know, you can write whatever you want."
Kyuukyuu
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Canada6263 Posts
November 07 2010 19:38 GMT
#33
On November 07 2010 00:37 Trowabarton756 wrote:
Heres a plan for success:
1)stay up late with loaded shotgun waiting
2)wait for the screen door/door knob bit
3)yell, "Hey, I'm gonna give you to the count of ten, to get your ugly, yella, no-good keister off my property, before I pump your guts full of lead! 1, 2, 10! "
4)Unload shotgun shell into door frame
5)?????
6)PROFIT!


What an obscure thing to reference
3FFA
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
United States3931 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-11-07 23:39:36
November 07 2010 23:38 GMT
#34
On November 08 2010 04:38 Kyuukyuu wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 07 2010 00:37 Trowabarton756 wrote:
Heres a plan for success:
1)stay up late with loaded shotgun waiting
2)wait for the screen door/door knob bit
3)yell, "Hey, I'm gonna give you to the count of ten, to get your ugly, yella, no-good keister off my property, before I pump your guts full of lead! 1, 2, 10! "
4)Unload shotgun shell into door frame
5)?????
6)PROFIT!


What an obscure thing to reference

I think + Show Spoiler +
hope
it was just meant as a joke, not to be taken seriously.
Also, I think this is being done to my house weekly not daily because I didn't hear the door since the last time and I live far away from any major marketing places(like you'd have to drive to get to and from unless your walking 2+ miles) and few people that aren't living on my street know how to get there and I live in the middle of 2 blocks that are in the middle of 2 other blocks.
"As long as it comes from a pure place and from a honest place, you know, you can write whatever you want."
Thrill
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
2599 Posts
November 08 2010 00:15 GMT
#35
On November 08 2010 08:38 3FFA wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 08 2010 04:38 Kyuukyuu wrote:
On November 07 2010 00:37 Trowabarton756 wrote:
Heres a plan for success:
1)stay up late with loaded shotgun waiting
2)wait for the screen door/door knob bit
3)yell, "Hey, I'm gonna give you to the count of ten, to get your ugly, yella, no-good keister off my property, before I pump your guts full of lead! 1, 2, 10! "
4)Unload shotgun shell into door frame
5)?????
6)PROFIT!


What an obscure thing to reference

I think + Show Spoiler +
hope
it was just meant as a joke, not to be taken seriously.
Also, I think this is being done to my house weekly not daily because I didn't hear the door since the last time and I live far away from any major marketing places(like you'd have to drive to get to and from unless your walking 2+ miles) and few people that aren't living on my street know how to get there and I live in the middle of 2 blocks that are in the middle of 2 other blocks.


14 and hasn't seen Home Alone (1&2 with Macaulay Culkin) enough times to get that reference right away? Go correct that immediately! Will also give ya a nice confidence boost for this whole situation.
3FFA
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
United States3931 Posts
November 08 2010 04:07 GMT
#36
On November 08 2010 09:15 Thrill wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 08 2010 08:38 3FFA wrote:
On November 08 2010 04:38 Kyuukyuu wrote:
On November 07 2010 00:37 Trowabarton756 wrote:
Heres a plan for success:
1)stay up late with loaded shotgun waiting
2)wait for the screen door/door knob bit
3)yell, "Hey, I'm gonna give you to the count of ten, to get your ugly, yella, no-good keister off my property, before I pump your guts full of lead! 1, 2, 10! "
4)Unload shotgun shell into door frame
5)?????
6)PROFIT!


What an obscure thing to reference

I think + Show Spoiler +
hope
it was just meant as a joke, not to be taken seriously.
Also, I think this is being done to my house weekly not daily because I didn't hear the door since the last time and I live far away from any major marketing places(like you'd have to drive to get to and from unless your walking 2+ miles) and few people that aren't living on my street know how to get there and I live in the middle of 2 blocks that are in the middle of 2 other blocks.


14 and hasn't seen Home Alone (1&2 with Macaulay Culkin) enough times to get that reference right away? Go correct that immediately! Will also give ya a nice confidence boost for this whole situation.

O NOW I GET IT thy lol. + Show Spoiler +
Why didn't I get that? -________- I watch it every time I'm Home Alone =/
"As long as it comes from a pure place and from a honest place, you know, you can write whatever you want."
LaSt)ChAnCe
Profile Blog Joined June 2005
United States2179 Posts
November 08 2010 04:14 GMT
#37
your real dad?

kidding.. pull some home alone shit!
3FFA
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
United States3931 Posts
November 08 2010 10:42 GMT
#38
On November 08 2010 13:14 LaSt)ChAnCe wrote:
your real dad?

kidding.. pull some home alone shit!

I think I'll take an idea from a disney movie where they made a sound that sounded like a bunch of guns firing :p good bye Mr.Creeper have fun running!


+ Show Spoiler +
Umm... yeah if this doesn't work what do I do?
"As long as it comes from a pure place and from a honest place, you know, you can write whatever you want."
3FFA
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
United States3931 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-11-08 11:48:40
November 08 2010 10:44 GMT
#39
Ok. Which idiot said I am crazy? =(
"As long as it comes from a pure place and from a honest place, you know, you can write whatever you want."
KinosJourney2
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
Sweden1811 Posts
November 08 2010 11:06 GMT
#40
On November 08 2010 02:21 HeavOnEarth wrote:
i wouldve walked up to my door and said " whoever the fuck is out there , im calling the cops"
obviously i wouldnt call the cops


Lol, if someone was trying to open the door to my house i'd just grab something and wait for the person to get the door open. Then i'd bash their face in.

Nothing to be afraid of, really.
ocho wrote: EDIT: NEVERMIND, THIS THING HAS APM TECHNOLOGY OMG
3FFA
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
United States3931 Posts
November 08 2010 11:55 GMT
#41
Yeah but it still creeps me out whenever I think about it. =/
"As long as it comes from a pure place and from a honest place, you know, you can write whatever you want."
KinosJourney2
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
Sweden1811 Posts
November 08 2010 12:38 GMT
#42
On November 08 2010 20:55 3FFA wrote:
Yeah but it still creeps me out whenever I think about it. =/


It might just be a drunkard living nearby who mistakes your house for his own, which might explain why he/she turns your handle in the middle of the night. If someone was intent on breaking in they'd do it.
ocho wrote: EDIT: NEVERMIND, THIS THING HAS APM TECHNOLOGY OMG
Stealthpenguin
Profile Joined April 2010
Finland393 Posts
November 08 2010 14:00 GMT
#43
I actually did this to my moms neighbours by mistake.. I was visiting and went out with some hometown friends and got pretty drunk. All the houses look exactly alike, theres like a 4 long blocks of houses connected to eachother.
I will try to illustrate: All the apartments in one block are connected and @ is the apartment door and ---- is a path between the houses. I was trying to open the door ^ while I shoulda been at door ^*

==@==@==@==@==@=
------------------------^-----------
==@==@==@==@==@=
------------------------^*---------
==@==@==@==@==@=
----------------------------------


After trying to get my key to open the door for a few minutes I figured I'll just knock on a window and thats when i noticed the porch had some chairs on it and bicycle that didnt look familiar at all. I promptly bolted ass home. I blame my friend for dropping me off at the wrong path. (-----)
EsX_Raptor
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States2801 Posts
November 08 2010 15:00 GMT
#44
On November 07 2010 02:26 eXigent. wrote:
Had something similar happen to me when I was 14 as well. My mother would work night shifts, leaving me and my brother at home usually until 2amish. This 1 particular night, we didnt lock the door, and were in the basement watching tv. Next thing I know, im coming up stairs to get a drink of water, and the backdoor opens up behind me, and 2 drunken men stumble into the kitchen. My jaw dropped, and immediately I felt extreme fear. There was no one home other than me and my brother, and at any moment they could realize that, and possibly rob the house etc. Luckily I handled it rather well, told them they are at the wrong house (they believed it was their friends place), and even let them use the phone before leaving. In the end, they stumbled out without much problem. That was probably one of the more scarier encounters in my life.

Lol I can just picture it...

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Scorcher2k
Profile Joined November 2009
United States802 Posts
November 08 2010 17:45 GMT
#45
If this is a normal thing then just set up a camera that snaps pictures on motion detection.
3FFA
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
United States3931 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-11-08 21:24:42
November 08 2010 21:24 GMT
#46
On November 09 2010 02:45 Scorcher2k wrote:
If this is a normal thing then just set up a camera that snaps pictures on motion detection.

O great now I'm gonna have to make a blog on what camera to buy too =.=

And Lol @ raptor XD good pics lmao
"As long as it comes from a pure place and from a honest place, you know, you can write whatever you want."
3FFA
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
United States3931 Posts
November 09 2010 01:48 GMT
#47
Small self bump since I'm at the bottom of the 1st page of blogs not the top where I should be ;o
"As long as it comes from a pure place and from a honest place, you know, you can write whatever you want."
CharlieMurphy
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
United States22895 Posts
November 09 2010 04:58 GMT
#48
On November 07 2010 13:29 Torenhire wrote:
I remember when I was 14, we lived outside of Annapolis Maryland.

and someone broke into my house's first floor bathroom, took a huge crap and left it in my toilet.

HE DIDNT EVEN FLUSH. D:

i dunno why this makes me lol hard
..and then I would, ya know, check em'. (Aka SpoR)
CharlieMurphy
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
United States22895 Posts
November 09 2010 05:02 GMT
#49
I can't find a clip on youtube but this thread reminded me of the episode of seinfeld where kramer or jerry keeps seeing/hearing someone jiggling the handle of the apartment every morning early as fuck and is scared shitless. + Show Spoiler +
turns out it's jerry's dad? who is doing some workout thing
..and then I would, ya know, check em'. (Aka SpoR)
EtherealDeath
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
United States8366 Posts
November 09 2010 05:11 GMT
#50
Tbh I'd make a hanging log trap. Don't want to hurt the guy too much, so use about 80% of what you think the guy weighs.

Well, if you don't care about the possibility of killing the guy with a head hit anyways. OR, you can be really funny, and get those super sticky cockroach traps and lay a few in front of the screen door at night, taped to the ground.

OR, get one of those $8 alarms that scream like hell when the door is opened.

Anything really, just surprise the guy. He probably thinks he has the element of surprise when really you do. The possibilities are endless.
3FFA
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
United States3931 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-11-09 12:36:11
November 09 2010 12:32 GMT
#51
On November 09 2010 13:58 CharlieMurphy wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 07 2010 13:29 Torenhire wrote:
I remember when I was 14, we lived outside of Annapolis Maryland.

and someone broke into my house's first floor bathroom, took a huge crap and left it in my toilet.

HE DIDNT EVEN FLUSH. D:

i dunno why this makes me lol hard

Same. I blame the HE DIDNT EVEN FLUSH D: being in caps and having a smily next to it.

Also, now I feel like putting a big real-live looking kerri out in front of the door every night with scary music and a sign saying "Infestation pit" and an infested civilian out too O and then I'll see if I can make a pumpkin with the SC emblem on it of zerg ^-^ will probably make HIM shit his pants lol =)

Now I just need to figure out how to get the civ and kerri......

edit: O and apparently I've cursed myself with 3 stars =/ Just because I like the number 3 I have to end up never having more than 3 stars? =(
"As long as it comes from a pure place and from a honest place, you know, you can write whatever you want."
3FFA
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
United States3931 Posts
November 10 2010 22:09 GMT
#52
Of course that last post marked the death of my thread -________-
"As long as it comes from a pure place and from a honest place, you know, you can write whatever you want."
quirinus
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
Croatia2489 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-11-14 14:07:37
November 14 2010 14:07 GMT
#53
On November 07 2010 11:09 3FFA wrote:
WTF SCARY SHIT D:

Show nested quote +
On November 07 2010 11:08 3FFA wrote:
If anyone still wants me to link the game against frost just quote this and say so :D

also MORE BM(scary though o.o):

Opponent: I fucked your mother
Me: Orly?
Opponent: Stay up till 12:00AM tomorrow please
Me: 0.0 whats my address then?
Opponent: (SAYS REAL ADDRESS o.o.o.o.o.o.o.o.o.o.o.o.o)
Me: umm no? I don't live there you noob
Opponent: thats not what your Mom tells me.
Me: Drunk noob plz continue(actually super scared)
Opponent: Gladly
Opponent has been dropped from the game
Has been dropped from the game
Me: Wtf?
Me has left the game.

Check out my blog for why it creeped me out
My Blog


This is what happened in my latest melee game on battle.net! FML FML FML FML FML FML=(


Probably a hack that gets your ip/isp/region (dunno if it's possible), that's why he was able to tell where you are from. The drops just confirm this logic.
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