words of wisdom from Day9, Tasteless and Artosis

tasteless: I really like these buttons actually, they need this at gomtv
day[9]: they should get turntables, I'm like, ladies and gentlemen, ughawoogaughaa, dom dom too woop
artosis: day9 does it all, he's like doing the dj shit on a fuckin daily, funday monday wooopoodoomdeedoo

day[9]: does my hair actually look alright?
tasteless: fine sean <sigh> totally fine
day[9]: i mean, like, you guys look like you actually tried and shit

day[9]: they can? ... nice!
tasteless: is that what that guy said, they can hear us on the stream?
day[9]: are you lying to me, or is that true? ... awesome!
tasteless: so yeah, when i say swear words, it actually goes out there
artosis: oh no...
tasteless: so i gotta be very careful, can't tell them where the buried treasure is
tasteless: this is like the story of my life, like i'm saying something that i shouldn't be saying in public and my mic is hot, and i'm like omg
tasteless: this has only happened to me 8 times, i'm learning, omg

day[9]: well i have an iphone, i'm gonna play angry birds
artosis: angry birds is so good, but you have angry birds lite
artosis: ... you can't beat a level on angry birds lite???

artosis: is this, is this Mommy Plott?
artosis: Hello!
day[9]: Hello Mama
artosis: Mama Plott...
artosis: she's a very influential being in my life
artosis: one of her sons works with me in korea and the other one used to knock me out of every starcraft tournament
artosis+day[9]+tasteless: hahaha
day[9]: oh man, that's so true
artosis: i know! she's like more important than the mother that gave birth to me

tasteless: this coffee just got to that level where it's like, disgusting
artosis: yup
tasteless: it's like not warm
tasteless: oh, that's why i drink ice americanos
artosis: those never get disgusting
tasteless: it's like "I'm not doing blizzcon next year unless you get me ice americanos...and a bigger trailer"
day[9]: dude, a grande caramel macchiato is where its at
tasteless: no dude, thats gross dude thats a candy coffee
artosis: thats like the most disgusting thing ever
tasteless: its like you put a twix bar in an ice americano and then you put whip cream on it and i'm like "Nooo man"
day[9]: what's wrong with that!? what are you talking about...that's awesome, it's like delicious caffeinated candy, I can't believe you're judging me like this
tasteless: no it's terrible
day[9]: no it's like I had a cupcake for desert, what are you you, gonna fuckin cook bacon, put some icing on it, eat it and shit
artosis: lololol
day[9]: well, I guess that's exactly what I'm going to do
tasteless: that's like american style coffee, I know I've been in korea too long
artosis: korea, where they buy one donut and share it with two forks
day[9]+tasteless: lolol
day[9]+tasteless: roflmao
artosis: this is actually true, you see it like every day in coffee shops
tasteless: this is actually true, you see two koreans sharing a donut, i'm like "don't you know in the states, you can buy twelve of those fuckers:
artosis: lol for like three people to split it
day[9]: rofl
tasteless: we buy twelve on a sunday morning, feed them to the kids, make sure they're obese by 18
artosis: lolol
day[9]: oh man...

day[9]: god, my feet hurt sooo much, i'm gonna get a chair
artosis: why do your feet hurt?
day[9]: because i've been standing for nine fucking hours a day dude, what are you talking about
artosis: lol, i don't know what you do all day, lol
day[9]: i haven't stood this much in 2009
artosis: i guess you always have a car to get around, nick and I walk around everywhere, our feet are like all calloused and shit, man, they're like snowman feet, like we walk up mountains and shit
day[9]: i take your feet off, its like pairs of hooves
tasteless: lolol, he has like, the legs of a faun