EPTWhy you Koreans got a problem with ma nose? - Page 2
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On October 12 2010 23:23 Murderotica wrote: qft Asian girls + Jewish guys is a confirmed phenomenon Why would anyone like Jews? Well besides money, they have a big nose. I don't think anyone would actually like a Jew for his religion/hairstyle/hat choice/yarmulke <--- Not that these things are bad just saying there is nothing objectively attractive about these things IMO. It has to be one of the two, most likely both in unison. Is there someone out there that specifically likes jewish guys? That would be weird, I don't think they have any distinctive physical "traits" that would be considered attractive. They are obviously notorious for the buying powers they wield, which defines a man in most ladies eyes. Barry Greenstein, a balding monkey covered with wrinkles, dates Shannon Elizabeth. This is a perfect example of what's going on. I don't think asian girls hate longer noses, like someone said it's mostly a part of the self-defense mechanism of asian parents worried for their kids dating caucasians. If anything whites have it easy compared to other races which asians wouldn't even consider intermixing with. | ||
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Goshawk.
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On October 13 2010 00:02 BroOd wrote: + Show Spoiler + Typical Artosis dinner date conversation: Artosis Usually it takes six months to get a reservation here, but I guess being a GSL commentator has some perks. Korean Girl (smiling) Thank you for inviting me out, this place is great. Artosis I'm glad you came, I really wanted to see you again. Sometimes it's tough living out here, but meeting someone like you makes it so much better. Korean Girl That's sweet of you. I'm glad we met too, I love spending time with you. I never intended to have feelings like this, they just sort of snuck up on me. Artosis Yeah, like a fucking DT. Korean Girl Pardon? Artosis You know, a DT. Dark Templar. The most imbalanced unit in the history of gaming. Some asshole goes, "Oh hey, let's take a zealot and give him a fucking super sword that can cut through any substance in the universe and kill any unit instantly. Oh, and let's make him invisible, because that's fair." ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS? AND MY OVERLORDS DON'T EVEN DETECT ANYMORE, I HAVE TO PAY 100 GAS JUST TO SEE HIM AND IF I MISS IT BY EVEN A SECOND ITS WHOOSH WHOOSH IN MY MINERAL LINE AND MY FUCKING DRONES ALL DIE TO ONE GOD DAMN UNIT THAT'S NOT EVEN BEING MICRO'D. DO YOU UNDERSTAND HOW IMBALANCED THAT IS? DO YOU?!?! Korean Girl I'm sorry... I forgot I have to... go home now and... wash my couch. Artosis (staring off into the distance, breathing heavily) *Grunts* rofl awesome. | ||
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Murderotica
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On October 13 2010 00:05 don_kyuhote wrote: This must be why Zhang Ziyi is dating some Jewish millionaire. w/e she is ugly anyway, has the body of a 12 year old school boy that was forced to do ballet Brood living up to his standards still n_n Also on this note, I have a pretty sizable honker. It's called genetic diversity, we're programmed to look for it. Sharp angular features + mini asian girl = match made in heaven. | ||
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Murderotica
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On October 13 2010 00:26 News wrote: Is there someone out there that specifically likes jewish guys? That would be weird, I don't think they have any distinctive physical "traits" that would be considered attractive. They are obviously notorious for the buying powers they wield, which defines a man in most ladies eyes. Barry Greenstein, a balding monkey covered with wrinkles, dates Shannon Elizabeth. This is a perfect example of what's going on. I don't think asian girls hate longer noses, like someone said it's mostly a part of the self-defense mechanism of asian parents worried for their kids dating caucasians. If anything whites have it easy compared to other races which asians wouldn't even consider intermixing with. YES actually. This was one of the most disturbing things I've ever learned. My current girlfriend used to like ONLY Jewish guys. When I asked her why she didn't really give a straightforward answer. It might be the curls, the nose, and the submissive nature. EDIT: I'm not Jewish so this revelation raised my insecurity level to the yellowish green zone because I now look at every curly haired person with a yarmulke like an enemy, a former lay of my girlfriend. I think this is how Hitler started out tbh. | ||
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On October 13 2010 00:32 Murderotica wrote: EDIT: I'm not Jewish so this revelation raised my insecurity level to the yellowish green zone because I now look at every curly haired person with a yarmulke like an enemy, a former lay of my girlfriend. I think this is how Hitler started out tbh. Is there a russian that doesn't hate jews? (white nose thread jacked by jewish nose) | ||
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ThemAcorns
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On October 13 2010 00:46 Jayson X wrote: Wait i dont get it. Is "Nose" code for "Penis" here? U SONNUVABISCUIT WHAT ARE YOU IMPLYING MISTER?! I DO NOT APPROVE OF YOUR IMPLICATION. | ||
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On October 13 2010 00:32 Murderotica wrote: YES actually. This was one of the most disturbing things I've ever learned. My current girlfriend used to like ONLY Jewish guys. When I asked her why she didn't really give a straightforward answer. It might be the curls, the nose, and the submissive nature. EDIT: I'm not Jewish so this revelation raised my insecurity level to the yellowish green zone because I now look at every curly haired person with a yarmulke like an enemy, a former lay of my girlfriend. I think this is how Hitler started out tbh. That's not disturbing. I've had quite a few girls tell me they liked me especially for my somewhat big nose and curly jew hair. Even though I'm not jewish at all. To each their own brotha | ||
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DoctorHelvetica
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On October 13 2010 00:46 ThemAcorns wrote: This thread is epic. Also, it's normal to point out differences between races, and make fun of them. I MEAN HAVE YOU EVER SEEN AN ASIAN MAN WITH A 12 INCH DICK?! I'm asian so don't ban me bro. i've never seen anyone with a 12 inch dick except that one black pornstar dude and im pretty sure its a fake penis anyway i'd go ahead and guess most women would be turned off by a 12 inch penis yet every time i pretend to be a girl on the internet dudes always mention me and say their dick is like literally 14 inches once i even hear 16. what goes through these peoples minds? | ||
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HeadhunteR
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On October 13 2010 00:02 BroOd wrote: Typical Artosis dinner date conversation: Artosis Usually it takes six months to get a reservation here, but I guess being a GSL commentator has some perks. Korean Girl (smiling) Thank you for inviting me out, this place is great. Artosis I'm glad you came, I really wanted to see you again. Sometimes it's tough living out here, but meeting someone like you makes it so much better. Korean Girl That's sweet of you. I'm glad we met too, I love spending time with you. I never intended to have feelings like this, they just sort of snuck up on me. Artosis Yeah, like a fucking DT. Korean Girl Pardon? Artosis You know, a DT. Dark Templar. The most imbalanced unit in the history of gaming. Some asshole goes, "Oh hey, let's take a zealot and give him a fucking super sword that can cut through any substance in the universe and kill any unit instantly. Oh, and let's make him invisible, because that's fair." ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS? AND MY OVERLORDS DON'T EVEN DETECT ANYMORE, I HAVE TO PAY 100 GAS JUST TO SEE HIM AND IF I MISS IT BY EVEN A SECOND ITS WHOOSH WHOOSH IN MY MINERAL LINE AND MY FUCKING DRONES ALL DIE TO ONE GOD DAMN UNIT THAT'S NOT EVEN BEING MICRO'D. DO YOU UNDERSTAND HOW IMBALANCED THAT IS? DO YOU?!?! Korean Girl I'm sorry... I forgot I have to... go home now and... wash my couch. Artosis (staring off into the distance, breathing heavily) *Grunts* best comment Ive seen since GSL started hahahahaha epic comment Disciple should do this for his next blog... | ||
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hyomin godtier
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On October 13 2010 00:36 Kentor wrote: How do you know it's just your nose? What exactly is your problem with me? I would love to meet you at a lan somewhere (in a bathroom stall) just to see if you are as big a dick in person. Doctor H. I dont know about that 12 inch dick being a turn off. I remember the first time I saw a horse taking a piss, I was pretty tempted to go stroke that thing. User was warned for this post | ||
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On October 13 2010 01:18 ArsenalGunners wrote: What exactly is your problem with me? I would love to meet you at a lan somewhere (in a bathroom stall) just to see if you are as big a dick in person. I can see now it's definitely not just your nose. | ||
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sung_moon
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On October 13 2010 01:18 ArsenalGunners wrote: What exactly is your problem with me? I would love to meet you at a lan somewhere (in a bathroom stall) just to see if you are as big a dick in person. Doctor H. I dont know about that 12 inch dick being a turn off. I remember the first time I saw a horse taking a piss, I was pretty tempted to go stroke that thing. what the fuck is wrong with u lol | ||
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Murderotica
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On October 13 2010 00:39 News wrote: Is there a russian that doesn't hate jews? (white nose thread jacked by jewish nose) Something like 25% of all Russians are Jews so I guess they don't. The other 75% do. Nice smurf? | ||
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I take it he wanted to stroke Kentor in a bathroom stall upon meeting him in person. On October 13 2010 01:35 Murderotica wrote: Something like 25% of all Russians are Jews so I guess they don't. The other 75% do. Nice smurf? Crazy stats: http://judaism.about.com/od/jewishhumor/f/jewry_russia.htm http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Demographics_of_Russia Jews 229,938 (0.16%) | ||
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