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So, you've got your every day kinda stress. Your boss, your girlfriend, your girlfriends mom feeding her a bunch of rubbish arguments you knew she wasn't smart enough to think of herself.
Then you've got your unordinary stress. Your health problems, your joblosses, your family deaths.
And then you have that rarest of problems. The WTF I am on the news problem. The wtf, why do TV talk shows wish to speak to me problem, and broadcast the intimate details of my life to thousands of people.
You may ask why this problem deserves it's own catagory? Well that's because it completely disables you from sucessfully playing Starcraft. Yes, even a 4 gate is impossible. This kind of problem is so dramatic and so all consumming in it's shitiness that it even prevents successful 4 gating. Yes, I can not even sucessfully 4 gate a Platinum level Zerg.
Because there is nothing so disheartening as having your life summerized in a 60 second news bite in the most entertaining fashion possible.
There's no way for stuff like this to end happily. But one day I hope to resume 4 gating, and making Zergs QQ because I killed them with a stupidly simple timing push.
Until then I'll probably end up on some really redneck TV talk shows. I should get myself a teamliquid shirt to wear, or at least something from the hansome nerd. If you're onnational media, you should at least educate, and I was born to fast expand.
Srsly wtf.
 
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This sir is one of the weirdest posts I have ever seen about a very strange in life situation. Good luck with both?
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Er, are you one of the children? Or are you the father?
:O Guessing from your location you must be one of the kids. Did she really kidnap you?
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On October 10 2010 10:44 orgolove wrote:
Er, are you one of the children? Or are you the father?
:O Guessing from your location you must be one of the kids. Did she really kidnap you?
I was assuming one of the kids.. Considering it would be strange for the father to be even worried about 4 gate issues at this point.
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This is amazing. I haven't been this confused by a blog post since the dog blowjob blog
![[image loading]](http://wackyiraqi.com/wtf/i_support_this_post.jpg)
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all i got to say is...
really?
REALLY?!!!
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interesting, 5/5 blog I like it
oh wow are you one of the kids? dang.
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On October 10 2010 10:45 Suspense wrote:Show nested quote +On October 10 2010 10:44 orgolove wrote:
Er, are you one of the children? Or are you the father?
:O Guessing from your location you must be one of the kids. Did she really kidnap you? I was assuming one of the kids.. Considering it would be strange for the father to be even worried about 4 gate issues at this point.
As I have not spoken to him in fifteen years I cannot convey my fathers opinion on the 4gate, if in fact he does have one. I just made this post because I've been amused by the shity media coverage of my life, and the impending even shitier media coverage, and wanted to provide a unique Day9nian perspective on the issue.
I don't really want to go into any details here, for obvious reasons, other than silliness. I seriously may regret this post in the morning, though it is kinda liberating.
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Well, if you're speaking the truth..
Damn bro... :/
Don't really know what to say, but good luck.
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Acctually nvm this is just messed up in general.
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Woah your sister is hot "Gorgeous"
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On October 10 2010 11:03 Tabbris wrote:
Woah your sister is hot
Seriously, I hope someone bans you. I knew I should have forbid her to walk infront of TV camera.
On October 10 2010 11:04 krndandaman wrote:
: are you chandler or hayden
The one without the gayass spikey hair.
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On October 10 2010 11:05 kataa wrote:Seriously, I hope someone bans you. I knew I should have forbid her to walk infront of TV camera.
At least your mother is alive. This is defiantly not the shitiest thing that can happen
I seriously dont know what you expect by posting this.
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On October 10 2010 11:09 Tabbris wrote:
At least your mother is alive. This is defiantly not the shitiest thing that can happen
Agreed, this isn't a sympathy blog.
It's about how awesome a counter this is to the 4 gate.
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On October 10 2010 11:10 kataa wrote:Show nested quote +On October 10 2010 11:09 Tabbris wrote:
At least your mother is alive. This is defiantly not the shitiest thing that can happen Agreed, this isn't a sympathy blog. It's about how awesome a counter this is to the 4 gate.
LOL. I like how you're able to joke about this situation with allusions to 4gate and whatshitnot.
Unlike you however I feel that my life is a bit bland right now... so I'm going to check up on this blog quite often. 
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On October 10 2010 11:10 kataa wrote:Show nested quote +On October 10 2010 11:09 Tabbris wrote:
At least your mother is alive. This is defiantly not the shitiest thing that can happen Agreed, this isn't a sympathy blog. It's about how awesome a counter this is to the 4 gate.
Well i cant argue with that
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So I will admit I can't identify with this at all. But It sure doesn't seem like the end of the world. Maybe annoying, but not the end of the world.
(in regards to talk shows and hsit. I don't know how you feel about your mom or what would happen to her)
At least your hair is pretty crazy. Crazy awesome.
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