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481 ：おさかなくわえた名無しさん ：04/06/13 11:49
Some time ago, my beloved cat "Meke" passed away, and we had him cremated at the pet undertaker. I'd kept the ashes in my room, but I figured it'd better to give him a proper funeral, so I decided to take him to the neighborhood pet cemetery for a joint service.
As for the joint service itself, it was pretty serious, taking place in a big cathedral with a proper monk.
While filling out the papers, there was a space for the name, so I wrote down his full name, "Prince Meke Meke the Third" (I'm not the one who named him!)
And so the joint service began, and I sat down at the back of the room. There were around 50 people in the cathedral (most of them wearing funeral attire), and they were all seated with somber looks. Eventually, the pet names were read alout one at a time, going, "John~ Benjamin~ Ai-chan~..." At this point I noticed a few peoples' shoulders (presumably they'd simply tagged along) started to tremble. This isn't good~ I thought, as I awaited "Meke"'s turn, and voila, "Pri~nce Me~ke~ Me~ke~ the~ thi~rd~" was read aloud. A few people instantly chuckled, but they tried to cover it by acting like they were crying.
Personally I was amazed by the monk, who didn't even flinch.
Some time ago, my beloved cat "Meke" passed away, and we had him cremated at the pet undertaker. I'd kept the ashes in my room, but I figured it'd better to give him a proper funeral, so I decided to take him to the neighborhood pet cemetery for a joint service.
As for the joint service itself, it was pretty serious, taking place in a big cathedral with a proper monk.
While filling out the papers, there was a space for the name, so I wrote down his full name, "Prince Meke Meke the Third" (I'm not the one who named him!)
And so the joint service began, and I sat down at the back of the room. There were around 50 people in the cathedral (most of them wearing funeral attire), and they were all seated with somber looks. Eventually, the pet names were read alout one at a time, going, "John~ Benjamin~ Ai-chan~..." At this point I noticed a few peoples' shoulders (presumably they'd simply tagged along) started to tremble. This isn't good~ I thought, as I awaited "Meke"'s turn, and voila, "Pri~nce Me~ke~ Me~ke~ the~ thi~rd~" was read aloud. A few people instantly chuckled, but they tried to cover it by acting like they were crying.
Personally I was amazed by the monk, who didn't even flinch.
62 ：訴える名無しさん。：2005/08/05(金) 17:05:06 ID
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My little brother, who was basking in university life far away, called home for the first time in ages.
"Ah, big sis. It's me. How's Kitty?"
Apparently he wanted to know how the cat he left behind was doing.
"Ah, your cat. He died the other way. Run over by a drunk."
On the other side of the call, my brother stood in shock, and then finally wailed, "you're so heartless!"
"In a case like this... I mean, big sis, you know I loved Kitty... so even if it's a lie, you say 'Yesterday, Kitty climbed a tree.'"
"What? Are you listening? A drunk..."
"Shut up. And then I'll ask, 'What? Then what?'
Then you say, 'We all tried to help him, but he climbed higher and higher by himself'"
"..."
"When you put it that way, I can ready myself. Then, when I ask, 'And then what?' You can say, 'It's a shame, but he fell from the tree.' That way I wouldn't be so shocked."
"... Alright, fine, I'll be careful from now on..."
"... Whatever. ... Anyways, how's mom?"
"Mom? Ahh, yesterday, mom climbed a tree."
??My little brother, who was basking in university life far away, called home for the first time in ages.
"Ah, big sis. It's me. How's Kitty?"
Apparently he wanted to know how the cat he left behind was doing.
"Ah, your cat. He died the other way. Run over by a drunk."
On the other side of the call, my brother stood in shock, and then finally wailed, "you're so heartless!"
"In a case like this... I mean, big sis, you know I loved Kitty... so even if it's a lie, you say 'Yesterday, Kitty climbed a tree.'"
"What? Are you listening? A drunk..."
"Shut up. And then I'll ask, 'What? Then what?'
Then you say, 'We all tried to help him, but he climbed higher and higher by himself'"
"..."
"When you put it that way, I can ready myself. Then, when I ask, 'And then what?' You can say, 'It's a shame, but he fell from the tree.' That way I wouldn't be so shocked."
"... Alright, fine, I'll be careful from now on..."
"... Whatever. ... Anyways, how's mom?"
"Mom? Ahh, yesterday, mom climbed a tree."
520 名前：以下、名無しにかわりましてVIPがお送りします[] 投稿日：2005/07/25(月) 23:27:24 ID:A9m7PLGx0
I opened my mom's purse today to steal some money,
when I found a shoulder massage coupon I'd given her ten years ago on Mother's Day.
I cried as I took 20 dollars.
I opened my mom's purse today to steal some money,
when I found a shoulder massage coupon I'd given her ten years ago on Mother's Day.
I cried as I took 20 dollars.
104 ：なまえをいれてください ：05/02/25 14:50:17 ID:lCD1/K6Q
Little League Baseball, 9th inning, two outs. A final pinch hitter.
That pinch hitter was a boy who lost a leg to an accident, and this would be his final appearance in a batter's box.
Gripping his bath without any crutches, wobbling on one leg, he glared at the pitcher.
First pitch, swing and a miss. The boy lost his balance and crumpled to the ground.
Turning down the hand offered by the catcher, the boy used the bat as a crutch and stood back up, covered in dirt.
Second pitch. The boy swung his bat against the soft curve, and the ball bounced to third.
Run! With one leg, he hopped with all his strength toward first base.
The third baseman picked up the ball, but couldn't throw it.
For everyone watched the boy, moved.
Go! Go! They yelled, and some kids even teared up.
The one-legged boy, crying, slid head-first.
Were those tears from agony, from happiness, or from vexation?
The boy's hand could not reach first, but he slowly dragged himself to the base.
Just a little more, just a little more! Little children gathered around the base.
And his finger barely tapped the base.
The crowd roared. The one-legged boy wiped away tears as he stood up.
His face, his uniform were covered with mud. But his face glowed.
And then the referee shouted.
FOUL BALL.
106 ：なまえをいれてください ：05/02/25 14:54:13 ID:lCD1/K6Q
I'll do it, let me go again!
The one-legged boy, still exhausted, returned to the batter's box.
The crowd that had been silenced gradually began cheering again.
The last hitter. The pitcher aimed to face him head-on.
And, putting more motion into his throw, he fired a fastball right down the middle.
The one-legged boy swung with all his might.
This would be his last swing, and everyone understood it immediately.
BANG!
The ball settled square in the catcher's mitt.
Three swings. The one-legged boy collapsed.
Children hurriedly ran to him.
Contrary to the worried children, the one-legged boy looked absolutely euphoric.
Nothing was spared in the match, and it was a splendid final try.
And then the referee shouted.
BALK.
Little League Baseball, 9th inning, two outs. A final pinch hitter.
That pinch hitter was a boy who lost a leg to an accident, and this would be his final appearance in a batter's box.
Gripping his bath without any crutches, wobbling on one leg, he glared at the pitcher.
First pitch, swing and a miss. The boy lost his balance and crumpled to the ground.
Turning down the hand offered by the catcher, the boy used the bat as a crutch and stood back up, covered in dirt.
Second pitch. The boy swung his bat against the soft curve, and the ball bounced to third.
Run! With one leg, he hopped with all his strength toward first base.
The third baseman picked up the ball, but couldn't throw it.
For everyone watched the boy, moved.
Go! Go! They yelled, and some kids even teared up.
The one-legged boy, crying, slid head-first.
Were those tears from agony, from happiness, or from vexation?
The boy's hand could not reach first, but he slowly dragged himself to the base.
Just a little more, just a little more! Little children gathered around the base.
And his finger barely tapped the base.
The crowd roared. The one-legged boy wiped away tears as he stood up.
His face, his uniform were covered with mud. But his face glowed.
And then the referee shouted.
FOUL BALL.
106 ：なまえをいれてください ：05/02/25 14:54:13 ID:lCD1/K6Q
I'll do it, let me go again!
The one-legged boy, still exhausted, returned to the batter's box.
The crowd that had been silenced gradually began cheering again.
The last hitter. The pitcher aimed to face him head-on.
And, putting more motion into his throw, he fired a fastball right down the middle.
The one-legged boy swung with all his might.
This would be his last swing, and everyone understood it immediately.
BANG!
The ball settled square in the catcher's mitt.
Three swings. The one-legged boy collapsed.
Children hurriedly ran to him.
Contrary to the worried children, the one-legged boy looked absolutely euphoric.
Nothing was spared in the match, and it was a splendid final try.
And then the referee shouted.
BALK.
271 ：おさかなくわえた名無しさん ：04/06/12 15:20 ID:L5uOvBWF
My neighbor's son (around high school age) always played weird music or TV or something very loudly and it was getting on my nerves.
He'd even run it up full volume at 1am in the morning and such.
The other neighbors also complained, but the whole household was together on this and simply shouted back.
I figured, this wouldn't be solved by normal means, so I wrote a letter under a false name.
"My heart swells whenever I see you on the way home. Yesterday, I gathered up courage and followed you home.
"○○ likes the musician △△! I love them too. Is this fate? If you will love me, please leave a message. I will be listening by ○○'s side."
"You read my letter! I'm so happy!! I'm glad I've been stopping by ○○'s home every day. □□'s song, it's a message for me, isn't it? 'You're the only one'! I was so happy I started crying."
And other such psychotic stalker messages.
By the fourth letter the sound was almost inaudible (lol).
Half-a-year later, the sound became loud again, so
"I thought you'd forgotten, but I knew you wouldn't! That song is about the lover you broke up with, isn't it? I'm so glad I didn't give up loving you."
When I sent that even more messed up letter, the sound completely stopped.
My neighbor's son (around high school age) always played weird music or TV or something very loudly and it was getting on my nerves.
He'd even run it up full volume at 1am in the morning and such.
The other neighbors also complained, but the whole household was together on this and simply shouted back.
I figured, this wouldn't be solved by normal means, so I wrote a letter under a false name.
"My heart swells whenever I see you on the way home. Yesterday, I gathered up courage and followed you home.
"○○ likes the musician △△! I love them too. Is this fate? If you will love me, please leave a message. I will be listening by ○○'s side."
"You read my letter! I'm so happy!! I'm glad I've been stopping by ○○'s home every day. □□'s song, it's a message for me, isn't it? 'You're the only one'! I was so happy I started crying."
And other such psychotic stalker messages.
By the fourth letter the sound was almost inaudible (lol).
Half-a-year later, the sound became loud again, so
"I thought you'd forgotten, but I knew you wouldn't! That song is about the lover you broke up with, isn't it? I'm so glad I didn't give up loving you."
When I sent that even more messed up letter, the sound completely stopped.
449 ：1/2 投稿日：2009/10/16(金) 20:55:29
A girl I dated when I was about 20 years old was really obnoxious,
In the beginning I was the one that fell in love with her, and after a year we finally began going out together. However, perhaps due to my own faulty start, I ended up being like her pet.
Her favorite mannerism was "You're just oo(me) so stop acting so big," that sort of girl, but I liked her, and we dated for two years, but her arrogance kept rising. We fought a number of times, but it was never resolved, and she kept going to blind dates without telling me, but whenever my sister would call me she'd be enraged. I could make no female friends, and when I was beginning to wonder why I was going out with her, I discovered she was cheating on me. Unable to restrain myself, we had a big fight, but her stance was basically "when it comes to me and oo I can cheat at least 5 times over, because you're not fit for me." In short, she showed no remorse at all. I was so pissed off I started plotting revenge.
"Fine. Okay. I should be happy you're going out with me at all. Sorry."
"As long as you understand. Massage my shoulders?"
And so the day ended.
450 ：2/2 投稿日：2009/10/16(金) 20:56:10
For five years, until she became 33, we kept being a couple, and both of our parents were pretty much in acknowledgment of our state. I'd gotten a job with a pretty damn good salary and people around her kept saying there was no way she'd find a better boyfriend, and they kept asking "when're you guys marrying?"
Being her proud self she would never say anything about marriage to me, and one day her friends called me out and urged me to "just marry already." So the next day I called her to a ferris wheel saying I had an important message.
I presented to her a ring box: "I want you to accept this."
Fighting hard to hold back her excitement, she opened the box, acting cool, simply responding "What is it?"
Inside was one bit of paper. "It's over now. Bye bye."
"... huh? ... what?" and I simply said, "We're done. I can't put up with a girl like you anymore."
She started gasping, "Wa... wait... wait... what..."
I grinned, staring down at her. "Who the fuck would marry someone like you? I'm not your pet. When the ferris wheel lands, don't ever talk to me again."
Her gasping(?) grew even worse, and she slid to the ground, as she couldn't even sit properly anymore. She reached out to my knees, wanting for me to hold her up, but I just slapped her hand away and she just lay in a heap.
As the ferris wheel made on round, I spat out seven years of complaints at her, carried her out of the ferris wheel, placed her on a bench, and left.
It was the best feeling in my life.
Responses by the writer:
>>451
It's true. And I sort of feel sorry for her. I'm now 36, happily married, blessed with two children, living in a house I bought, and I can take the train to work. She's 41 and still single. Totally stupid.
>>453
Never. Even if someone were to offer me 5,000,000.
I didn't write much about how I was treated when we were going out, but I was really just treated as a pet, as an errand boy.
When I realized I didn't like her anymore I was filled with the want for vengeance. I wish misfortune upon her even today. All the cheating and her attitude in general toward me, despite all the care I gave her, is not easily forgiven.
>>455
Thank you.
>>456
Thank you. And no, she doesn't seem to have recovered.
>>457
Yes, I held, held, held, held, held, held everything back and acted fine until the fated day. But from the day I decided on revenge, I threw myself into studying to ensure I'd land a great job, so that I didn't really get to meet up with anyone anyways.
I wanted to land a good job to make her jealous, so studying was the only thing on my mind.
>>458
I made her dream about marriage. Especially the final year, I made her think about it every day. What sort of day I'd propose, how many kids we'd want, where we'd live, what sort of house we'd want to build, that sort of stuff. She was totally caught.
>>460
It's just a way of looking at things. Personally, I was so motivated at work to rise as high as possible to make the pain even greater for her, that in a way it's a shame I'm not as motivated anymore. I worked really hard to ensure I'd be the only one happy. And now, I have a wonderful household.
A girl I dated when I was about 20 years old was really obnoxious,
In the beginning I was the one that fell in love with her, and after a year we finally began going out together. However, perhaps due to my own faulty start, I ended up being like her pet.
Her favorite mannerism was "You're just oo(me) so stop acting so big," that sort of girl, but I liked her, and we dated for two years, but her arrogance kept rising. We fought a number of times, but it was never resolved, and she kept going to blind dates without telling me, but whenever my sister would call me she'd be enraged. I could make no female friends, and when I was beginning to wonder why I was going out with her, I discovered she was cheating on me. Unable to restrain myself, we had a big fight, but her stance was basically "when it comes to me and oo I can cheat at least 5 times over, because you're not fit for me." In short, she showed no remorse at all. I was so pissed off I started plotting revenge.
"Fine. Okay. I should be happy you're going out with me at all. Sorry."
"As long as you understand. Massage my shoulders?"
And so the day ended.
450 ：2/2 投稿日：2009/10/16(金) 20:56:10
For five years, until she became 33, we kept being a couple, and both of our parents were pretty much in acknowledgment of our state. I'd gotten a job with a pretty damn good salary and people around her kept saying there was no way she'd find a better boyfriend, and they kept asking "when're you guys marrying?"
Being her proud self she would never say anything about marriage to me, and one day her friends called me out and urged me to "just marry already." So the next day I called her to a ferris wheel saying I had an important message.
I presented to her a ring box: "I want you to accept this."
Fighting hard to hold back her excitement, she opened the box, acting cool, simply responding "What is it?"
Inside was one bit of paper. "It's over now. Bye bye."
"... huh? ... what?" and I simply said, "We're done. I can't put up with a girl like you anymore."
She started gasping, "Wa... wait... wait... what..."
I grinned, staring down at her. "Who the fuck would marry someone like you? I'm not your pet. When the ferris wheel lands, don't ever talk to me again."
Her gasping(?) grew even worse, and she slid to the ground, as she couldn't even sit properly anymore. She reached out to my knees, wanting for me to hold her up, but I just slapped her hand away and she just lay in a heap.
As the ferris wheel made on round, I spat out seven years of complaints at her, carried her out of the ferris wheel, placed her on a bench, and left.
It was the best feeling in my life.
Responses by the writer:
>>451
It's true. And I sort of feel sorry for her. I'm now 36, happily married, blessed with two children, living in a house I bought, and I can take the train to work. She's 41 and still single. Totally stupid.
>>453
Never. Even if someone were to offer me 5,000,000.
I didn't write much about how I was treated when we were going out, but I was really just treated as a pet, as an errand boy.
When I realized I didn't like her anymore I was filled with the want for vengeance. I wish misfortune upon her even today. All the cheating and her attitude in general toward me, despite all the care I gave her, is not easily forgiven.
>>455
Thank you.
>>456
Thank you. And no, she doesn't seem to have recovered.
>>457
Yes, I held, held, held, held, held, held everything back and acted fine until the fated day. But from the day I decided on revenge, I threw myself into studying to ensure I'd land a great job, so that I didn't really get to meet up with anyone anyways.
I wanted to land a good job to make her jealous, so studying was the only thing on my mind.
>>458
I made her dream about marriage. Especially the final year, I made her think about it every day. What sort of day I'd propose, how many kids we'd want, where we'd live, what sort of house we'd want to build, that sort of stuff. She was totally caught.
>>460
It's just a way of looking at things. Personally, I was so motivated at work to rise as high as possible to make the pain even greater for her, that in a way it's a shame I'm not as motivated anymore. I worked really hard to ensure I'd be the only one happy. And now, I have a wonderful household.
And the grand finale:
I'm thinking of doing an observation journal of a dragon for homework
1 名前：以下、名無しにかわりましてVIPがお送りします[] 投稿日：2010/07/22(木) 11:52:14.53 ID:YqP7Y3Pu0
But it's staying in a cave because of the summer heat.
Any good ideas?
4 名前：以下、名無しにかわりましてVIPがお送りします[sage] 投稿日：2010/07/22(木) 11:52:51.11 ID:j3WdxaFl0
Shout.
5 名前：以下、名無しにかわりましてVIPがお送りします[] 投稿日：2010/07/22(木) 11:52:58.69 ID:oxU5h3Zl0
Ahhh, it IS pretty hot right now- lol
Sprinkle water on it?
12 名前：以下、名無しにかわりましてVIPがお送りします[] 投稿日：2010/07/22(木) 11:58:34.31 ID:YqP7Y3Pu0
>>5
But I'm a lightning mage...
I'll go call a water friend
6 名前：以下、名無しにかわりましてVIPがお送りします[sage] 投稿日：2010/07/22(木) 11:53:51.33 ID:Ngqp3kDa0
Is that the fat guy?
10 名前：以下、名無しにかわりましてVIPがお送りします[sage] 投稿日：2010/07/22(木) 11:56:05.46 ID:6gMH4JCS0
Faster than a Salamander!
14 名前：以下、名無しにかわりましてVIPがお送りします[] 投稿日：2010/07/22(木) 11:59:48.52 ID:3scv5w4Q0
Do a Goblin
They're pretty energetic even during the summer
15 名前：以下、名無しにかわりましてVIPがお送りします[] 投稿日：2010/07/22(木) 12:00:12.68 ID:N/dLsH110
>>1
If you keep a Goblin as a pet, some dangerous dude with a knife calling himself a "Hero" comes and mugs you
Beware
17 名前：以下、名無しにかわりましてVIPがお送りします[] 投稿日：2010/07/22(木) 12:02:00.11 ID:jS3ngNq00
When I did my first observation journal I did a Goblin
They're really energetic even if you don't do anything for a week, so it's kinda scary, though
I'd recommend Goblins, Gargoyles, and Chimera to newbies
18 名前：以下、名無しにかわりましてVIPがお送りします[] 投稿日：2010/07/22(木) 12:04:05.30 ID:YqP7Y3Pu0
Can everyone tell me what you did, for ideas?
21 名前：以下、名無しにかわりましてVIPがお送りします[] 投稿日：2010/07/22(木) 12:06:13.87 ID:2YADLXE+0
>>18
On graduation day I got called out and told to go beat the Demon Lord ＼(＾o＾)／
19 名前：以下、名無しにかわりましてVIPがお送りします[] 投稿日：2010/07/22(木) 12:04:34.25 ID:31Az5X4H0
I tried doing a Slime but it ended up completely melting and becoming a non-sentient Hedoro
22 名前：以下、名無しにかわりましてVIPがお送りします[] 投稿日：2010/07/22(木) 12:06:45.78 ID:2kbWsQ7HO
It's foolhardy for a mere human to be trying to do an observation journal of a high-class race like a dragon
29 名前：以下、名無しにかわりましてVIPがお送りします[] 投稿日：2010/07/22(木) 12:12:59.71 ID:xON6kQgUP ?2BP(1884)
>>22
High-class dragons are god-class ancients
The ones used for summer assignments are modified proxies
They're just big lizards with wings
24 名前：以下、名無しにかわりましてVIPがお送りします[] 投稿日：2010/07/22(木) 12:07:39.09 ID:L+GTuV8O0
There're some people that do a zombie observation journal and end up being nicknamed "zombie" loooool
25 名前：以下、名無しにかわりましてVIPがお送りします[] 投稿日：2010/07/22(木) 12:08:42.19 ID:xON6kQgUP ?2BP(1884)
If you stop watching Goblins for a moment they'll reproduce and make a whole mountain of Goblins
I went on a family trip for 3 days and came home to 20, it was nuts
26 名前：以下、名無しにかわりましてVIPがお送りします[] 投稿日：2010/07/22(木) 12:09:24.27 ID:Lw5gZQWG0
>>25
You sure that's not cockroaches?
27 名前：以下、名無しにかわりましてVIPがお送りします[] 投稿日：2010/07/22(木) 12:09:24.39 ID:xSrrj5XB0
I did an observation journal on Rakshasha Girls, so I win lol
30 名前：以下、名無しにかわりましてVIPがお送りします[] 投稿日：2010/07/22(木) 12:13:18.57 ID:YqP7Y3Pu0
By the way did you hear the student government's message?
They said no more coming to school by dragon... the shit...
31 名前：以下、名無しにかわりましてVIPがお送りします[] 投稿日：2010/07/22(木) 12:14:59.32 ID:oxU5h3Zl0
>>30
Are you kidding me? How am I supposed to get over the mountain now...
32 名前：以下、名無しにかわりましてVIPがお送りします[] 投稿日：2010/07/22(木) 12:16:27.90 ID:Fs0D90ob0
>>31
Haven't you learned dimension magic yet? You can just teleport near by.
34 名前：以下、名無しにかわりましてVIPがお送りします[] 投稿日：2010/07/22(木) 12:18:18.33 ID:RIabhyG90
>>32
It got taken out of the standard curriculum recently.
It was still there during my time, though.
33 名前：以下、名無しにかわりましてVIPがお送りします[] 投稿日：2010/07/22(木) 12:17:58.04 ID:oxU5h3Zl0
Anyways >>1 is going with observing a dragon, right?
How old is that dragon?
40 名前：以下、名無しにかわりましてVIPがお送りします[] 投稿日：2010/07/22(木) 12:21:46.07 ID:YqP7Y3Pu0
>>33
I got a dragon egg from my granpa and raised it
I think it was born when I was around 3 so it's just 3 years younger than me
Compared to dragons that live thousands of years it's pretty young...
35 名前：以下、名無しにかわりましてVIPがお送りします[] 投稿日：2010/07/22(木) 12:19:26.55 ID:ulZBjCMV0
Why am I the only one stuck with summoning Leviathan, this has to be a teacher getting back at us...
58 名前：以下、名無しにかわりましてVIPがお送りします[] 投稿日：2010/07/22(木) 12:31:38.68 ID:hzwkThiv0
A hatsukadragon would make an observation journal easy
61 名前：以下、名無しにかわりましてVIPがお送りします[] 投稿日：2010/07/22(木) 12:34:08.27 ID:Dn1Yhci6O
Dissecting a dragon was horrible... it was just a war...
65 名前：以下、名無しにかわりましてVIPがお送りします[] 投稿日：2010/07/22(木) 12:37:04.85 ID:oxU5h3Zl0
>>61
The hell lol you do that in high school?
I'm terrible with blood, I might puke...
63 名前：以下、名無しにかわりましてVIPがお送りします[] 投稿日：2010/07/22(木) 12:34:52.54 ID:1EZ8TTLS0
Someone was researching Anra Man'yu summoning for free research
Never came back after summer break, wonder what happened
64 名前：以下、名無しにかわりましてVIPがお送りします[] 投稿日：2010/07/22(木) 12:36:52.40 ID:Q5PsDZ+Q0
I caught some snake with eight heads and tails
Can I keep him?
68 名前：以下、名無しにかわりましてVIPがお送りします[sage] 投稿日：2010/07/22(木) 12:39:53.60 ID:2kbWsQ7HO
>>64
Those like sake, so get 8 dishes ready and let it drink
66 名前：以下、名無しにかわりましてVIPがお送りします[] 投稿日：2010/07/22(木) 12:38:40.24 ID:DmCPqwHIO
Aw fuck a Kentaurus broke up...
The old man's section is wandering around and it's scary
69 名前：以下、名無しにかわりましてVIPがお送りします[] 投稿日：2010/07/22(木) 12:39:58.22 ID:YqP7Y3Pu0
>>66
Oh damn lol
It'll attack you if you take too long so deal with it fast
73 名前：以下、名無しにかわりましてVIPがお送りします[] 投稿日：2010/07/22(木) 12:44:19.90 ID:DmCPqwHIO
>>69
Uh, I stuck a Hawk's head on the Horse torso and made something like a Gryphon, but I dunno what to do with the old man's part
Maybe I'll buy a fish and try to make a Merman...
79 名前：以下、名無しにかわりましてVIPがお送りします[] 投稿日：2010/07/22(木) 12:49:20.21 ID:rvlgEhsEO
>>73
I fucked up and made a Seaman
It's obnoxious, beware
71 名前：以下、名無しにかわりましてVIPがお送りします[] 投稿日：2010/07/22(木) 12:43:18.43 ID:xSrrj5XB0
I want to get Mr. Amaterus back to school, he's being a complete hikikomori...
74 名前：以下、名無しにかわりましてVIPがお送りします[sage] 投稿日：2010/07/22(木) 12:45:12.64 ID:qiYKB7KxO
>>71
Call some strong men and naked women and hold a banquet
Also, don't forget a mirror
75 名前：以下、名無しにかわりましてVIPがお送りします[sage] 投稿日：2010/07/22(木) 12:45:19.93 ID:yDwAi/m50
I wish you could just print out summoning circles from a PC...
It's such a pain in the ass writing them over and over again
And if you screw up, something completely different pops out
77 名前：以下、名無しにかわりましてVIPがお送りします[] 投稿日：2010/07/22(木) 12:47:32.48 ID:oxU5h3Zl0
>>75
I KNOW LOL
The other day I tried to summon a cute pixy and ended up with a KAPPA
I was so freaked out
80 名前：以下、名無しにかわりましてVIPがお送りします[] 投稿日：2010/07/22(木) 12:49:40.81 ID:DmCPqwHIO
>>75
Some dumbass tried to be perverted with a succubus but he screwed up and pulled out a pumped up incubus and ended up staying home from school looooooooool
81 名前：以下、名無しにかわりましてVIPがお送りします[sage] 投稿日：2010/07/22(木) 12:50:19.53 ID:qiYKB7KxO
>>75
つDemon Summoning Program
Still risking your life to bind a contract with them, though
86 名前：以下、名無しにかわりましてVIPがお送りします[] 投稿日：2010/07/22(木) 12:59:31.15 ID:oxU5h3Zl0
Does anyone know sex-change magic? I've been looking for months
94 名前：以下、名無しにかわりましてVIPがお送りします[] 投稿日：2010/07/22(木) 13:13:45.40 ID:2kbWsQ7HO
>>86
You don't end up looking prettier by changing sex
You're better off finding some pretty body and then sticking your soul in it
90 名前：以下、名無しにかわりましてVIPがお送りします[sage] 投稿日：2010/07/22(木) 13:12:32.29 ID:TqitjCuP0
When I collected 7 orbs some dragon came out looooooooooooool
I'm gonna do an observation journal for this thing loooooooooool
92 名前：以下、名無しにかわりましてVIPがお送りします[] 投稿日：2010/07/22(木) 13:13:13.99 ID:L+GTuV8O0
>>90
it's a good guy that gives you girls' underwear
91 名前：以下、名無しにかわりましてVIPがお送りします[sage] 投稿日：2010/07/22(木) 13:13:12.30 ID:FISW+XC30
When I tried to summon an angel some giant fly popped out, anyone know what it is?
98 名前：以下、名無しにかわりましてVIPがお送りします[] 投稿日：2010/07/22(木) 13:22:09.80 ID:Fs0D90ob0
>>91
Belzebub. Did you use a rune signed by "Takashiro"?
96 名前：以下、名無しにかわりましてVIPがお送りします[] 投稿日：2010/07/22(木) 13:21:57.39 ID:DmCPqwHIO
A Belfegole is living in my bathroom...
99 名前：以下、名無しにかわりましてVIPがお送りします[] 投稿日：2010/07/22(木) 13:25:42.26 ID:oxU5h3Zl0
>>96
lol dude, change your bathroom to a japanese-style one
100 名前：以下、名無しにかわりましてVIPがお送りします[] 投稿日：2010/07/22(木) 13:30:10.05 ID:wQ3qN+4/0
lol i was cleaning my room and some scammy old man popped out of a lamp hahahahah
got a turban and is like "i will grant you a wiiiiiiiiiish" rofl
what religion is this it's so retarded hahahah
101 名前：以下、名無しにかわりましてVIPがお送りします[] 投稿日：2010/07/22(木) 13:34:29.64 ID:Q5PsDZ+Q0
>>100
What a coincidence
I've got a vase that tosses out an old man when I sneeze
102 名前：以下、名無しにかわりましてVIPがお送りします[] 投稿日：2010/07/22(木) 13:37:11.28 ID:yF1dKnl90
Some weird girl pops out when I yawn
113 名前：以下、名無しにかわりましてVIPがお送りします[sage] 投稿日：2010/07/22(木) 14:03:47.44 ID:TqitjCuP0
Isn't there a dragon named ketsagowaretoru?*
*ketsu = butt ago = jaw waretoru = fractured
125 名前：以下、名無しにかわりましてVIPがお送りします[sage] 投稿日：2010/07/22(木) 14:40:09.71 ID:QOatGVXX0
>>113
lol you mean Quetzalcoatl?
115 名前：以下、名無しにかわりましてVIPがお送りします[] 投稿日：2010/07/22(木) 14:05:18.49 ID
YVvx40/0
What the hell is a dragon doing afraid of heat rofl
Anyways seriously they hate being dry so make sure you blow some mist or sprinkle water on it
118 名前：以下、名無しにかわりましてVIPがお送りします[] 投稿日：2010/07/22(木) 14:09:43.50 ID:yF1dKnl90
what should I do about the turtle that's living on my crotch?
120 名前：以下、名無しにかわりましてVIPがお送りします[] 投稿日：2010/07/22(木) 14:16:26.74 ID:YqP7Y3Pu0
Makes you realize there're all kinds of people
What's everyone's major?
I'm in Raising Magic Lifeforms
123 名前：以下、名無しにかわりましてVIPがお送りします[] 投稿日：2010/07/22(木) 14:30:51.92 ID:k/uDqGTs0
>>120
I'm in Architecture
I need to write a report based on "the Past and Present of Soul-based Structures"
Was any building made using human sacrifice of late?
124 名前：以下、名無しにかわりましてVIPがお送りします[] 投稿日：2010/07/22(木) 14:36:42.39 ID:AYc8ZUcQO
>>120
Creating Magic Lifeforms
We needed to make a homonculus over the summer but unless you take care of it every day you fail
Such a pain0
127 名前：以下、名無しにかわりましてVIPがお送りします[] 投稿日：2010/07/22(木) 14:48:41.69 ID:fkaJym16O
>>120
Curses
You know, I figured it'd be filled with emos because it's Curses but it's filled with handsome social people
I wanna die
130 名前：以下、名無しにかわりましてVIPがお送りします[sage] 投稿日：2010/07/22(木) 15:21:08.60 ID:yDwAi/m50
>>120
Summoning
We learn how to summon beasts as well as fundamental magic
Our summer homework was to summon a large-class beast and use it but it was like impossible lol
129 名前：以下、名無しにかわりましてVIPがお送りします[] 投稿日：2010/07/22(木) 15:20:45.22 ID:A94cNCrPO
Magic sounds fun...
I'm in swordsmanship but it's really boring, and armor's stinky
135 名前：以下、名無しにかわりましてVIPがお送りします[] 投稿日：2010/07/22(木) 15:47:08.08 ID:CjhhftAC0
yall still call it magic LOL
hahahahahahah
get with the times dumbasses magic is gone, it's the age of science
137 名前：以下、名無しにかわりましてVIPがお送りします[] 投稿日：2010/07/22(木) 15:57:06.39 ID:Q5PsDZ+Q0
>>135
Speaking of which, someone in science had a blue stone that made a light that turned everything to salt
139 名前：以下、名無しにかわりましてVIPがお送りします[] 投稿日：2010/07/22(木) 15:58:04.60 ID:DmCPqwHIO
the observation kit for the seven sins was HILARIOUS lmao
146 名前：以下、名無しにかわりましてVIPがお送りします[sage] 投稿日：2010/07/22(木) 16:40:18.43 ID:gBxRycNF0
the other day, some girl got bullied and tied up and left in a goblin shed all night
anyone know what happened?
147 名前：以下、名無しにかわりましてVIPがお送りします[sage] 投稿日：2010/07/22(木) 16:44:43.36 ID:yDwAi/m50
>>146
i think the bullies got talked to by the principle
and ended up being changed people
they keep whispering i'm sorry... i'm sorry... or so i hear
154 名前：以下、名無しにかわりましてVIPがお送りします[] 投稿日：2010/07/22(木) 17:12:22.20 ID:J6Zwzp790
I didn't know there were schools still dealing with magic
155 名前：以下、名無しにかわりましてVIPがお送りします[] 投稿日：2010/07/22(木) 17:16:14.10 ID:oxU5h3Zl0
>>154
There're bunches
My school still has 14 subjects
156 名前：以下、名無しにかわりましてVIPがお送りします[] 投稿日：2010/07/22(木) 17:37:41.35 ID:qiYKB7KxO
I screwed up summoning and called down a person, is it okay?
Says his name is Louis Cypher*
*inside joke for lucipher
158 名前：以下、名無しにかわりましてVIPがお送りします[sage] 投稿日：2010/07/22(木) 17:45:32.42 ID:vhKqO1cU0
History of Magic is really fun
I wish I was in liberal arts
161 名前：以下、名無しにかわりましてVIPがお送りします[sage] 投稿日：2010/07/22(木) 17:54:12.59 ID:c7rO6wsJ0
My JackFrost holed up in the freezer and won't come out
I mean I know it's hot but still...
162 名前：以下、名無しにかわりましてVIPがお送りします[sage] 投稿日：2010/07/22(木) 17:58:14.11 ID:yDwAi/m50
>>161
Find a room with good air conditioning, stick 4-5 of them in there and cover them with salt
163 名前：以下、名無しにかわりましてVIPがお送りします[sage] 投稿日：2010/07/22(木) 17:59:14.72 ID:c7rO6wsJ0
>>162
I'll be pissed if they turn into King Frost and start ordering me around
1 名前：以下、名無しにかわりましてVIPがお送りします[] 投稿日：2010/07/22(木) 11:52:14.53 ID:YqP7Y3Pu0
But it's staying in a cave because of the summer heat.
Any good ideas?
4 名前：以下、名無しにかわりましてVIPがお送りします[sage] 投稿日：2010/07/22(木) 11:52:51.11 ID:j3WdxaFl0
Shout.
5 名前：以下、名無しにかわりましてVIPがお送りします[] 投稿日：2010/07/22(木) 11:52:58.69 ID:oxU5h3Zl0
Ahhh, it IS pretty hot right now- lol
Sprinkle water on it?
12 名前：以下、名無しにかわりましてVIPがお送りします[] 投稿日：2010/07/22(木) 11:58:34.31 ID:YqP7Y3Pu0
>>5
But I'm a lightning mage...
I'll go call a water friend
6 名前：以下、名無しにかわりましてVIPがお送りします[sage] 投稿日：2010/07/22(木) 11:53:51.33 ID:Ngqp3kDa0
Is that the fat guy?
10 名前：以下、名無しにかわりましてVIPがお送りします[sage] 投稿日：2010/07/22(木) 11:56:05.46 ID:6gMH4JCS0
Faster than a Salamander!
14 名前：以下、名無しにかわりましてVIPがお送りします[] 投稿日：2010/07/22(木) 11:59:48.52 ID:3scv5w4Q0
Do a Goblin
They're pretty energetic even during the summer
15 名前：以下、名無しにかわりましてVIPがお送りします[] 投稿日：2010/07/22(木) 12:00:12.68 ID:N/dLsH110
>>1
If you keep a Goblin as a pet, some dangerous dude with a knife calling himself a "Hero" comes and mugs you
Beware
17 名前：以下、名無しにかわりましてVIPがお送りします[] 投稿日：2010/07/22(木) 12:02:00.11 ID:jS3ngNq00
When I did my first observation journal I did a Goblin
They're really energetic even if you don't do anything for a week, so it's kinda scary, though
I'd recommend Goblins, Gargoyles, and Chimera to newbies
18 名前：以下、名無しにかわりましてVIPがお送りします[] 投稿日：2010/07/22(木) 12:04:05.30 ID:YqP7Y3Pu0
Can everyone tell me what you did, for ideas?
21 名前：以下、名無しにかわりましてVIPがお送りします[] 投稿日：2010/07/22(木) 12:06:13.87 ID:2YADLXE+0
>>18
On graduation day I got called out and told to go beat the Demon Lord ＼(＾o＾)／
19 名前：以下、名無しにかわりましてVIPがお送りします[] 投稿日：2010/07/22(木) 12:04:34.25 ID:31Az5X4H0
I tried doing a Slime but it ended up completely melting and becoming a non-sentient Hedoro
22 名前：以下、名無しにかわりましてVIPがお送りします[] 投稿日：2010/07/22(木) 12:06:45.78 ID:2kbWsQ7HO
It's foolhardy for a mere human to be trying to do an observation journal of a high-class race like a dragon
29 名前：以下、名無しにかわりましてVIPがお送りします[] 投稿日：2010/07/22(木) 12:12:59.71 ID:xON6kQgUP ?2BP(1884)
>>22
High-class dragons are god-class ancients
The ones used for summer assignments are modified proxies
They're just big lizards with wings
24 名前：以下、名無しにかわりましてVIPがお送りします[] 投稿日：2010/07/22(木) 12:07:39.09 ID:L+GTuV8O0
There're some people that do a zombie observation journal and end up being nicknamed "zombie" loooool
25 名前：以下、名無しにかわりましてVIPがお送りします[] 投稿日：2010/07/22(木) 12:08:42.19 ID:xON6kQgUP ?2BP(1884)
If you stop watching Goblins for a moment they'll reproduce and make a whole mountain of Goblins
I went on a family trip for 3 days and came home to 20, it was nuts
26 名前：以下、名無しにかわりましてVIPがお送りします[] 投稿日：2010/07/22(木) 12:09:24.27 ID:Lw5gZQWG0
>>25
You sure that's not cockroaches?
27 名前：以下、名無しにかわりましてVIPがお送りします[] 投稿日：2010/07/22(木) 12:09:24.39 ID:xSrrj5XB0
I did an observation journal on Rakshasha Girls, so I win lol
30 名前：以下、名無しにかわりましてVIPがお送りします[] 投稿日：2010/07/22(木) 12:13:18.57 ID:YqP7Y3Pu0
By the way did you hear the student government's message?
They said no more coming to school by dragon... the shit...
31 名前：以下、名無しにかわりましてVIPがお送りします[] 投稿日：2010/07/22(木) 12:14:59.32 ID:oxU5h3Zl0
>>30
Are you kidding me? How am I supposed to get over the mountain now...
32 名前：以下、名無しにかわりましてVIPがお送りします[] 投稿日：2010/07/22(木) 12:16:27.90 ID:Fs0D90ob0
>>31
Haven't you learned dimension magic yet? You can just teleport near by.
34 名前：以下、名無しにかわりましてVIPがお送りします[] 投稿日：2010/07/22(木) 12:18:18.33 ID:RIabhyG90
>>32
It got taken out of the standard curriculum recently.
It was still there during my time, though.
33 名前：以下、名無しにかわりましてVIPがお送りします[] 投稿日：2010/07/22(木) 12:17:58.04 ID:oxU5h3Zl0
Anyways >>1 is going with observing a dragon, right?
How old is that dragon?
40 名前：以下、名無しにかわりましてVIPがお送りします[] 投稿日：2010/07/22(木) 12:21:46.07 ID:YqP7Y3Pu0
>>33
I got a dragon egg from my granpa and raised it
I think it was born when I was around 3 so it's just 3 years younger than me
Compared to dragons that live thousands of years it's pretty young...
35 名前：以下、名無しにかわりましてVIPがお送りします[] 投稿日：2010/07/22(木) 12:19:26.55 ID:ulZBjCMV0
Why am I the only one stuck with summoning Leviathan, this has to be a teacher getting back at us...
58 名前：以下、名無しにかわりましてVIPがお送りします[] 投稿日：2010/07/22(木) 12:31:38.68 ID:hzwkThiv0
A hatsukadragon would make an observation journal easy
61 名前：以下、名無しにかわりましてVIPがお送りします[] 投稿日：2010/07/22(木) 12:34:08.27 ID:Dn1Yhci6O
Dissecting a dragon was horrible... it was just a war...
65 名前：以下、名無しにかわりましてVIPがお送りします[] 投稿日：2010/07/22(木) 12:37:04.85 ID:oxU5h3Zl0
>>61
The hell lol you do that in high school?
I'm terrible with blood, I might puke...
63 名前：以下、名無しにかわりましてVIPがお送りします[] 投稿日：2010/07/22(木) 12:34:52.54 ID:1EZ8TTLS0
Someone was researching Anra Man'yu summoning for free research
Never came back after summer break, wonder what happened
64 名前：以下、名無しにかわりましてVIPがお送りします[] 投稿日：2010/07/22(木) 12:36:52.40 ID:Q5PsDZ+Q0
I caught some snake with eight heads and tails
Can I keep him?
68 名前：以下、名無しにかわりましてVIPがお送りします[sage] 投稿日：2010/07/22(木) 12:39:53.60 ID:2kbWsQ7HO
>>64
Those like sake, so get 8 dishes ready and let it drink
66 名前：以下、名無しにかわりましてVIPがお送りします[] 投稿日：2010/07/22(木) 12:38:40.24 ID:DmCPqwHIO
Aw fuck a Kentaurus broke up...
The old man's section is wandering around and it's scary
69 名前：以下、名無しにかわりましてVIPがお送りします[] 投稿日：2010/07/22(木) 12:39:58.22 ID:YqP7Y3Pu0
>>66
Oh damn lol
It'll attack you if you take too long so deal with it fast
73 名前：以下、名無しにかわりましてVIPがお送りします[] 投稿日：2010/07/22(木) 12:44:19.90 ID:DmCPqwHIO
>>69
Uh, I stuck a Hawk's head on the Horse torso and made something like a Gryphon, but I dunno what to do with the old man's part
Maybe I'll buy a fish and try to make a Merman...
79 名前：以下、名無しにかわりましてVIPがお送りします[] 投稿日：2010/07/22(木) 12:49:20.21 ID:rvlgEhsEO
>>73
I fucked up and made a Seaman
It's obnoxious, beware
71 名前：以下、名無しにかわりましてVIPがお送りします[] 投稿日：2010/07/22(木) 12:43:18.43 ID:xSrrj5XB0
I want to get Mr. Amaterus back to school, he's being a complete hikikomori...
74 名前：以下、名無しにかわりましてVIPがお送りします[sage] 投稿日：2010/07/22(木) 12:45:12.64 ID:qiYKB7KxO
>>71
Call some strong men and naked women and hold a banquet
Also, don't forget a mirror
75 名前：以下、名無しにかわりましてVIPがお送りします[sage] 投稿日：2010/07/22(木) 12:45:19.93 ID:yDwAi/m50
I wish you could just print out summoning circles from a PC...
It's such a pain in the ass writing them over and over again
And if you screw up, something completely different pops out
77 名前：以下、名無しにかわりましてVIPがお送りします[] 投稿日：2010/07/22(木) 12:47:32.48 ID:oxU5h3Zl0
>>75
I KNOW LOL
The other day I tried to summon a cute pixy and ended up with a KAPPA
I was so freaked out
80 名前：以下、名無しにかわりましてVIPがお送りします[] 投稿日：2010/07/22(木) 12:49:40.81 ID:DmCPqwHIO
>>75
Some dumbass tried to be perverted with a succubus but he screwed up and pulled out a pumped up incubus and ended up staying home from school looooooooool
81 名前：以下、名無しにかわりましてVIPがお送りします[sage] 投稿日：2010/07/22(木) 12:50:19.53 ID:qiYKB7KxO
>>75
つDemon Summoning Program
Still risking your life to bind a contract with them, though
86 名前：以下、名無しにかわりましてVIPがお送りします[] 投稿日：2010/07/22(木) 12:59:31.15 ID:oxU5h3Zl0
Does anyone know sex-change magic? I've been looking for months
94 名前：以下、名無しにかわりましてVIPがお送りします[] 投稿日：2010/07/22(木) 13:13:45.40 ID:2kbWsQ7HO
>>86
You don't end up looking prettier by changing sex
You're better off finding some pretty body and then sticking your soul in it
90 名前：以下、名無しにかわりましてVIPがお送りします[sage] 投稿日：2010/07/22(木) 13:12:32.29 ID:TqitjCuP0
When I collected 7 orbs some dragon came out looooooooooooool
I'm gonna do an observation journal for this thing loooooooooool
92 名前：以下、名無しにかわりましてVIPがお送りします[] 投稿日：2010/07/22(木) 13:13:13.99 ID:L+GTuV8O0
>>90
it's a good guy that gives you girls' underwear
91 名前：以下、名無しにかわりましてVIPがお送りします[sage] 投稿日：2010/07/22(木) 13:13:12.30 ID:FISW+XC30
When I tried to summon an angel some giant fly popped out, anyone know what it is?
98 名前：以下、名無しにかわりましてVIPがお送りします[] 投稿日：2010/07/22(木) 13:22:09.80 ID:Fs0D90ob0
>>91
Belzebub. Did you use a rune signed by "Takashiro"?
96 名前：以下、名無しにかわりましてVIPがお送りします[] 投稿日：2010/07/22(木) 13:21:57.39 ID:DmCPqwHIO
A Belfegole is living in my bathroom...
99 名前：以下、名無しにかわりましてVIPがお送りします[] 投稿日：2010/07/22(木) 13:25:42.26 ID:oxU5h3Zl0
>>96
lol dude, change your bathroom to a japanese-style one
100 名前：以下、名無しにかわりましてVIPがお送りします[] 投稿日：2010/07/22(木) 13:30:10.05 ID:wQ3qN+4/0
lol i was cleaning my room and some scammy old man popped out of a lamp hahahahah
got a turban and is like "i will grant you a wiiiiiiiiiish" rofl
what religion is this it's so retarded hahahah
101 名前：以下、名無しにかわりましてVIPがお送りします[] 投稿日：2010/07/22(木) 13:34:29.64 ID:Q5PsDZ+Q0
>>100
What a coincidence
I've got a vase that tosses out an old man when I sneeze
102 名前：以下、名無しにかわりましてVIPがお送りします[] 投稿日：2010/07/22(木) 13:37:11.28 ID:yF1dKnl90
Some weird girl pops out when I yawn
113 名前：以下、名無しにかわりましてVIPがお送りします[sage] 投稿日：2010/07/22(木) 14:03:47.44 ID:TqitjCuP0
Isn't there a dragon named ketsagowaretoru?*
*ketsu = butt ago = jaw waretoru = fractured
125 名前：以下、名無しにかわりましてVIPがお送りします[sage] 投稿日：2010/07/22(木) 14:40:09.71 ID:QOatGVXX0
>>113
lol you mean Quetzalcoatl?
115 名前：以下、名無しにかわりましてVIPがお送りします[] 投稿日：2010/07/22(木) 14:05:18.49 ID
YVvx40/0What the hell is a dragon doing afraid of heat rofl
Anyways seriously they hate being dry so make sure you blow some mist or sprinkle water on it
118 名前：以下、名無しにかわりましてVIPがお送りします[] 投稿日：2010/07/22(木) 14:09:43.50 ID:yF1dKnl90
what should I do about the turtle that's living on my crotch?
120 名前：以下、名無しにかわりましてVIPがお送りします[] 投稿日：2010/07/22(木) 14:16:26.74 ID:YqP7Y3Pu0
Makes you realize there're all kinds of people
What's everyone's major?
I'm in Raising Magic Lifeforms
123 名前：以下、名無しにかわりましてVIPがお送りします[] 投稿日：2010/07/22(木) 14:30:51.92 ID:k/uDqGTs0
>>120
I'm in Architecture
I need to write a report based on "the Past and Present of Soul-based Structures"
Was any building made using human sacrifice of late?
124 名前：以下、名無しにかわりましてVIPがお送りします[] 投稿日：2010/07/22(木) 14:36:42.39 ID:AYc8ZUcQO
>>120
Creating Magic Lifeforms
We needed to make a homonculus over the summer but unless you take care of it every day you fail
Such a pain0
127 名前：以下、名無しにかわりましてVIPがお送りします[] 投稿日：2010/07/22(木) 14:48:41.69 ID:fkaJym16O
>>120
Curses
You know, I figured it'd be filled with emos because it's Curses but it's filled with handsome social people
I wanna die
130 名前：以下、名無しにかわりましてVIPがお送りします[sage] 投稿日：2010/07/22(木) 15:21:08.60 ID:yDwAi/m50
>>120
Summoning
We learn how to summon beasts as well as fundamental magic
Our summer homework was to summon a large-class beast and use it but it was like impossible lol
129 名前：以下、名無しにかわりましてVIPがお送りします[] 投稿日：2010/07/22(木) 15:20:45.22 ID:A94cNCrPO
Magic sounds fun...
I'm in swordsmanship but it's really boring, and armor's stinky
135 名前：以下、名無しにかわりましてVIPがお送りします[] 投稿日：2010/07/22(木) 15:47:08.08 ID:CjhhftAC0
yall still call it magic LOL
hahahahahahah
get with the times dumbasses magic is gone, it's the age of science
137 名前：以下、名無しにかわりましてVIPがお送りします[] 投稿日：2010/07/22(木) 15:57:06.39 ID:Q5PsDZ+Q0
>>135
Speaking of which, someone in science had a blue stone that made a light that turned everything to salt
139 名前：以下、名無しにかわりましてVIPがお送りします[] 投稿日：2010/07/22(木) 15:58:04.60 ID:DmCPqwHIO
the observation kit for the seven sins was HILARIOUS lmao
146 名前：以下、名無しにかわりましてVIPがお送りします[sage] 投稿日：2010/07/22(木) 16:40:18.43 ID:gBxRycNF0
the other day, some girl got bullied and tied up and left in a goblin shed all night
anyone know what happened?
147 名前：以下、名無しにかわりましてVIPがお送りします[sage] 投稿日：2010/07/22(木) 16:44:43.36 ID:yDwAi/m50
>>146
i think the bullies got talked to by the principle
and ended up being changed people
they keep whispering i'm sorry... i'm sorry... or so i hear
154 名前：以下、名無しにかわりましてVIPがお送りします[] 投稿日：2010/07/22(木) 17:12:22.20 ID:J6Zwzp790
I didn't know there were schools still dealing with magic
155 名前：以下、名無しにかわりましてVIPがお送りします[] 投稿日：2010/07/22(木) 17:16:14.10 ID:oxU5h3Zl0
>>154
There're bunches
My school still has 14 subjects
156 名前：以下、名無しにかわりましてVIPがお送りします[] 投稿日：2010/07/22(木) 17:37:41.35 ID:qiYKB7KxO
I screwed up summoning and called down a person, is it okay?
Says his name is Louis Cypher*
*inside joke for lucipher
158 名前：以下、名無しにかわりましてVIPがお送りします[sage] 投稿日：2010/07/22(木) 17:45:32.42 ID:vhKqO1cU0
History of Magic is really fun
I wish I was in liberal arts
161 名前：以下、名無しにかわりましてVIPがお送りします[sage] 投稿日：2010/07/22(木) 17:54:12.59 ID:c7rO6wsJ0
My JackFrost holed up in the freezer and won't come out
I mean I know it's hot but still...
162 名前：以下、名無しにかわりましてVIPがお送りします[sage] 投稿日：2010/07/22(木) 17:58:14.11 ID:yDwAi/m50
>>161
Find a room with good air conditioning, stick 4-5 of them in there and cover them with salt
163 名前：以下、名無しにかわりましてVIPがお送りします[sage] 投稿日：2010/07/22(木) 17:59:14.72 ID:c7rO6wsJ0
>>162
I'll be pissed if they turn into King Frost and start ordering me around
Enjoy~ and sorry for the rough translations, as I just did it on the fly :D
