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The Rendition of Rhinoceros Ryan

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SCC-Faust
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
United States3736 Posts
October 06 2010 01:57 GMT
#1
I finally decided what I'm going to do with my life.

I'm going to write stories and become a child author.

My first book will feature my amazingly illustrated Rhino, Ryan. It will be a rendition of him. An introspection of why he is sad and why kids shouldn't bully other kids. I drew that Rhino myself by the way. Since you guys are all my friends I'll let you in to my idea of success - I fell in love with the word "rendition". It just came to me one night. And the next second "Ryan the Rhinoceros" came to my memory, but I didn't know how to spell "Rhinoceros" so I went to www.webster.com to search it, and there was a fucking picture of a rhinoceros. And it looked like Ryan, it really did. So I opened MSPaint and drew him in 30 seconds. That is how this up and coming legendary symbol was created.

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In unrelated news I need new friends who provide me with new thought and surge my creative process. My current friends seem to be detrimental to my thinking process. I spend all day talking to them and laughing manically like a mannequin. I can feel my brain cells degenerating.

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GOD WHY DO I ENJOY TALKING TO THESE PEOPLE SO MUCH.
I JUST WANT TO SHOVE POSEIDON'S TRIDENT THROUGH MY TEMPLE.

***
I want to fuck Soulkey with a Zelderan.
Jonoman92
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
United States9105 Posts
October 06 2010 01:59 GMT
#2
lol Faust, play sc2 more please, LoL is lol.
SCC-Faust
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
United States3736 Posts
October 06 2010 02:01 GMT
#3
On October 06 2010 10:59 Jonoman92 wrote:
lol Faust, play sc2 more please, LoL is lol.


I don't have anyone to practice with and the ladder system digs under my nails.

I want repetition and practice. And friends. And repetition. And practice. Not a shitty version of ICCup.
I want to fuck Soulkey with a Zelderan.
Jonoman92
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
United States9105 Posts
October 06 2010 02:06 GMT
#4
Me and Just would practice with you. I hear chat channels are coming too.
SCC-Faust
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
United States3736 Posts
October 06 2010 02:08 GMT
#5
On October 06 2010 11:06 Jonoman92 wrote:
Me and Just would practice with you. I hear chat channels are coming too.


I'll come back when I can BM people eastern style I guess.
I want to fuck Soulkey with a Zelderan.
RebirthOfLeGenD
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
USA5860 Posts
October 06 2010 02:31 GMT
#6
On October 06 2010 11:08 SCC-Faust wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 06 2010 11:06 Jonoman92 wrote:
Me and Just would practice with you. I hear chat channels are coming too.


I'll come back when I can BM people eastern style I guess.

Just DL stealthbot and idle in x17. When you get bored of BW just tab back. its like IRC with that good ol' east feeling to it.
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Astrogation
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
United States477 Posts
October 06 2010 04:04 GMT
#7
On October 06 2010 10:57 SCC-Faust wrote:
In unrelated news I need new friends who provide me with new thought and surge my creative process. My current friends seem to be detrimental to my thinking process.


come back to me baby
SCC-Faust
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
United States3736 Posts
October 06 2010 04:22 GMT
#8
On October 06 2010 13:04 KimTaeYeon wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 06 2010 10:57 SCC-Faust wrote:
In unrelated news I need new friends who provide me with new thought and surge my creative process. My current friends seem to be detrimental to my thinking process.


come back to me baby


I'm not worthy yet.
I want to fuck Soulkey with a Zelderan.
Deleted User 3420
Profile Blog Joined May 2003
24492 Posts
October 06 2010 06:07 GMT
#9
You should sell a line of "Pokemon Tales", or whatever u want to call them
they could be totally lame, but you collect them, so they're cool


"gotta read em all!
SCC-Faust
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
United States3736 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-10-06 07:18:08
October 06 2010 07:08 GMT
#10
I already got bored of this idea.

Edit: Screw this, I really do want to go back to SC2.
I just need to find a group of friends or a motivation to do so.

SCC is dead, it always was since Cali/Yaqoob left it. Pretty much all of SCC's personality went to sMi. or went inactive and now it is just a small group of friends I guess. I've tried to recruit, but it just won't be the same. Plus I don't want to run the clan, I'm a horrible leader (not really I'm actually an amazing leader when I try, but I rather not ruin or fuck with 10+ years of hard work and change how SCC works). I applied to a respectable team imo, but I just can't get myself to work towards reaching the credentials. Plus one issue bugs me.

Not really looking for a team, just amazing practice partners. Chat channels really helped in SC1. I met so many great people who'd mass game with me for hours and hours. SC2 just is... bleh.

And I'm not one to go find people.
I want to fuck Soulkey with a Zelderan.
Meapak_Ziphh
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
United States6786 Posts
October 06 2010 07:10 GMT
#11
Dammit I'm gonna have that crying rhinoceros picture in my mind now... Thanks a lot now I'm depressed.
Forti et Fideli ~ TL Mafia Forum: Come play with us! ~ Go Samsung KHAN, Stork, JangBi , Shine, Grape, and TurN Fighting!~ wat
SCC-Faust
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
United States3736 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-10-06 07:13:50
October 06 2010 07:13 GMT
#12
On October 06 2010 16:10 Meapak_Ziphh wrote:
Dammit I'm gonna have that crying rhinoceros picture in my mind now... Thanks a lot now I'm depressed.


On the bright side, I have an amazing girlfriend. Can you guess what she is good at?

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I want to fuck Soulkey with a Zelderan.
KurtistheTurtle
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
United States1966 Posts
October 06 2010 15:16 GMT
#13
putting things in her mouth
“Reject your sense of injury and the injury itself disappears."
SCC-Faust
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
United States3736 Posts
October 06 2010 18:22 GMT
#14
On October 07 2010 00:16 KurtistheTurtle wrote:
putting things in her mouth


Actually hair styling. Nice guess though.
I want to fuck Soulkey with a Zelderan.
Meapak_Ziphh
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
United States6786 Posts
October 07 2010 00:18 GMT
#15
On October 07 2010 03:22 SCC-Faust wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 07 2010 00:16 KurtistheTurtle wrote:
putting things in her mouth


Actually hair styling. Nice guess though.

Why... did... I... Open... That... SPOILER! Thanks a lot not only am I depressed now I'm traumatized
Forti et Fideli ~ TL Mafia Forum: Come play with us! ~ Go Samsung KHAN, Stork, JangBi , Shine, Grape, and TurN Fighting!~ wat
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