HAHAHAHAHA, omg, best two lines ever.
This movie already has a tagline.

I can't wait for the stream. XD

and then if you somehow manage to get someone to commentate [a bear semen'd up Day9, preferably], it'll be the best event in SC2 history sof ar.

Deleted User 61629

1664 Posts

October 01 2010 08:11 GMT

#325

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Cyber_Cheese

Australia3615 Posts

October 01 2010 08:24 GMT

#326

On September 30 2010 01:05 Ndugu wrote:
Do 2v1, No Rush 5 minutes. That way you have time to prepare to BS cheese auto-wins. Have someone cast it live so bitches can watch and decide where to put their mouths.

one cannon rush can pwn multiple AIs, i dont see gold newbies surviving it

Deleted User 61629

1664 Posts

October 01 2010 08:27 GMT

#327

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Cyber_Cheese

Australia3615 Posts

October 01 2010 08:37 GMT

#328

On September 30 2010 10:12 Subversion wrote:
so sick of people making comparisons between iccup and sc2.

"oh 1500 diamond is like C-"

its just a stupid subtle way of injecting your "bw is way harder than sc2 and the superior game" opinion into everything, and its really frustrating.

IdrA has what? 2000 points? less? what does that make him them in your ranking, if a gold player is D and a 1500 diamond is C-? a C+?

No. He was A+.

Please just actually discuss the topic, instead of trying to talk shit about sc2 players =/ They're different games, must there really be this rivalry between the 2 games? Can't they just both be good? =/

zergs actually a hard race to play though
also; bw really is much harder, its a legitimate comparison

ive just realised a friend and i were in a bronze 2v2 team, weve been taking turns at 1v2ing, so much fun

Yenticha

257 Posts

October 01 2010 08:49 GMT

#329

On October 01 2010 06:58 Cyber_Cheese wrote:

Show nested quote +

On September 29 2010 04:03 mOnion wrote:

On September 29 2010 03:27 Chill wrote:

On September 29 2010 03:22 Sephy69 wrote:

On September 29 2010 03:18 Chill wrote:

On September 29 2010 03:15 Sephy69 wrote:

On September 29 2010 03:11 Chill wrote:
Sounds like they are just cool and having fun. You shouldn't try to "beat them" because I foresee that just ending in you looking like a fool.

Edit: Like everything about this situation shows you've already lost. Considering only talking to girls a negative thing. Having a legitimate point against them but being shut down. Not standing up for yourself and your point and favouring avoiding argument.

Just let this one go man, you've already lost.

Holy hell you're so negative.
@OP just ignore them it's a waste of energy to even try convince them how fat they are.

How is that negative? Do you disagree?

Edit: If you really want to play with them, the best route is to go in humble and silent, win convincingly, and then stay silent afterward. There's no one more frustrating to lose to than someone like that (for me at least).

I think it's negative, you basically just shut down his every motive to even try to convince them lol which is funny. Yes I do agree.

I'm making some wild jumps here, but I'm imaging the 2 kids in the story making some stupid comments in passing to the OP and forgetting about it. And then him focusing on "I'll get them!" And what's going to happen? He'll either lose and look like a joke, or he'll win and they won't give a fuck.

OP, just do you. That means not making a diabolical plan to get back at 2 guys who play Starcraft 2 casually. That's my advice.

Chill obviously doesn't understand how things work in the real world.

Here's what you do. It's halloween soon so go the store and get yourself a cape. cover it in elmers glue and sprinkle glitter all over it so it shines like the night sky. Next time you see these two faggots in class talking about some shit stand up on a desk and shout I CHALLENGE YOU TWO NERDS TO A DUEL. The girls will oooh and ahhh about how fucking studly you are, but ignore them, we'll get to the condom talk later (just kidding who wears that rubbery shit).

Have the school set upengineer fantasy world the computers in your local lecture hall. They can project the game on the big screen. It'll be a 1v2 because you're the mothafrackin honka boss here okay? You'll have to play Terran because you can only play with one hand cuz your other will be busy holding each girl's hair up while they blow you and everyone knows you dont need 2 hands to play terran.

The game is gonna start and they're going to respectively 6 pool you and proxy 2 gate. Don't make a single scv. Take the 6 you have and make them line up at the front of your command center. Tell them to start spinning their drills in unison as they hold them up to the sky. This will summon the Spiral King, Lord Genome to your base. Once their units get to your location the King will absorb them into his body with his Spiral Power, giving him the power of all 3 races, essentially making him a Xel Naga. Your opponents' workers will stop mining and bow down to you, chanting your name over and over. Try not to get freaked out by this, keep your composure.

The two kids you're playing will start to panic and sweat as Lord Genome stares directly into their soul, they'll try to apologize for ever shunning you, but you'll hear none of their bullshit. The Spiral King will plow his fists through the screen into their pathetic chests and rip out their hearts, holding them in their faces so that the last thing they see is their heart, still beating, still beating, breaking out of their body, and flying away. Like a bat outta hell.

thats the hardest ive lol'd at anything on the net in ages

Oh. My. God. That was hilarious! Im kind of new to TL, and just discovered this blog section. Loving it!

This post actually reminds me of one smbc comic:

http://www.smbc-comics.com/index.php?db=comics&id=2010#comic

youngminii

Australia7514 Posts

October 01 2010 09:11 GMT

#330

BAWD

Show your face you pussy.

flk0s

54 Posts

October 01 2010 12:15 GMT

#331

Sorry to inform you, but you've all been trolled. Lie down with an icepack and it will all be better soon.

preacha

Norway210 Posts

October 01 2010 12:54 GMT

#332

aaaah. need update!

Gleen

Brazil707 Posts

October 01 2010 13:49 GMT

#333

On October 01 2010 21:15 flk0s wrote:
Sorry to inform you, but you've all been trolled. Lie down with an icepack and it will all be better soon.

Then we'll have mass lulz when Manifesto7 bans the shit out of those trolls.

MOAR HYPE INC,

sylverfyre

United States8298 Posts

October 01 2010 14:47 GMT

#334

Forget challenging them, just play with them. If you can carry them to glorious victory in 3v3s or w/e after they've been knocked out of the game and it's basically 1v3 vs the internet, you'll be an internet hero.

And less of a jerk.

Approaching it with belligerence will just make them think you're a jerk too.

QuanticHawk

United States32055 Posts

October 01 2010 15:41 GMT

#335

On October 01 2010 22:49 Gleen wrote:

Show nested quote +

Then we'll have mass lulz when Manifesto7 bans the shit out of those trolls.

MOAR HYPE INC,

exactly, it's a win-win really i get to see the streets run red with nerd blood no matter what happens

darkwing.Huzow

United States35 Posts

October 01 2010 17:05 GMT

#336

On October 01 2010 21:15 flk0s wrote:
Sorry to inform you, but you've all been trolled. Lie down with an icepack and it will all be better soon.

Oh man, do you think so?? Major respect to CheAse and BAWD if that is the case. Totally worked on me.

GreatFall

United States1061 Posts

October 01 2010 17:42 GMT

#337

We need some updates on this action. When, Where, Why, What, How, and most importantly To what extent?

CheAse

Canada919 Posts

October 01 2010 18:22 GMT

#338

I received a message from them last night on bnet while I was asleep. They were running their mouth and claimed that I was dodging because I wasn't there.

Will be updating when I speak to them next.