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disciple
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
9070 Posts
September 20 2010 23:19 GMT
#1
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Daigomi
Profile Blog Joined May 2006
South Africa4316 Posts
September 20 2010 23:21 GMT
#2
Haha, I love this series. Looking forward to seeing what you do next
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ZoW
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States3983 Posts
September 20 2010 23:21 GMT
#3
oh my god you are a hero
the courage to be a lazy bum
ZidaneTribal
Profile Joined September 2007
United States2800 Posts
September 20 2010 23:21 GMT
#4
looks like it was made by a girl
fuck lag
Elegance
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
Canada917 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-09-20 23:25:24
September 20 2010 23:25 GMT
#5
Too bad males base 80% of a female's attractiveness on looks.
Power of Ze
Lefnui
Profile Joined November 2008
United States753 Posts
September 20 2010 23:27 GMT
#6
On September 21 2010 08:25 Elegance wrote:
Too bad males base 80% of a female's attractiveness on looks.

Only 80?
Aquafresh
Profile Joined May 2007
United States824 Posts
September 20 2010 23:27 GMT
#7
These are great. I hope you do the proberto story next.
Kyuukyuu
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Canada6263 Posts
September 20 2010 23:28 GMT
#8
so amazing :')
The_Pacifist
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States540 Posts
September 20 2010 23:29 GMT
#9
lol these are awesome.
Hidden_MotiveS
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
Canada2562 Posts
September 20 2010 23:29 GMT
#10
Lol nice. Are you moltkewarding? http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=66981
disciple
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
9070 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-09-20 23:32:44
September 20 2010 23:32 GMT
#11
ofc not, thats just arguably his most famous quote
Administrator"I'm a big deal." - ixmike88
Nitrogen
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States5345 Posts
September 20 2010 23:41 GMT
#12
hahahaha so good
UNFUCK YOURSELF
]343[
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
United States10328 Posts
September 20 2010 23:44 GMT
#13
lolol I remember this post... I mean I think it's less ridiculous than the girlfriend with dog one, but what do I know?
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GogoKodo
Profile Blog Joined April 2003
Canada1785 Posts
September 20 2010 23:45 GMT
#14
These are great disciple.

http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=28177&currentpage=14#278
For the post and the thread it came from. Such a weird post out of nowhere for a thread like that.
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Ozarugold
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
2716 Posts
September 20 2010 23:51 GMT
#15
Rofl~

I remember that quote. There are so many priceless quotes that came up in TL. Looking forward to them I am!
this is my quote.
IndecisivePenguin
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
United States771 Posts
September 20 2010 23:53 GMT
#16
On September 21 2010 08:25 Elegance wrote:
Too bad males base 80% of a female's attractiveness on looks.


I'd like to see the origin of this figure. :o
jello_biafra
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
United Kingdom6640 Posts
September 20 2010 23:53 GMT
#17
loooooooool

classic, good work.
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emperorchampion
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
Canada9496 Posts
September 20 2010 23:54 GMT
#18
On September 21 2010 08:21 Daigomi wrote:
Haha, I love this series. Looking forward to seeing what you do next

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Spiffeh
Profile Joined May 2010
United States830 Posts
September 20 2010 23:58 GMT
#19
lol what a chode
kidd
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
United States2848 Posts
September 20 2010 23:59 GMT
#20
Wow, well done man. I love these.
Hi
Trezeguet
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States2656 Posts
September 21 2010 00:04 GMT
#21
pleast don't stop!
Cube
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
Canada777 Posts
September 21 2010 00:07 GMT
#22
i wonder which thing he'll do next
seRapH
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States9793 Posts
September 21 2010 00:19 GMT
#23
disciple you have too much time haha

actually how long do these take?
boomer hands
disciple
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
9070 Posts
September 21 2010 00:23 GMT
#24
On September 21 2010 09:19 seRapH wrote:
disciple you have too much time haha

actually how long do these take?

Its 2 am my local time, I'm doing gfx before going to bed ^^
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mOnion
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
United States5657 Posts
September 21 2010 00:32 GMT
#25
disciple becoming my fave poster really fast
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Zlasher
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
United States9129 Posts
September 21 2010 00:33 GMT
#26
Lol these are just quality posts here, bringing back the old school without bumping some years old thread, its refreshing to read these all over agian.
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Grend
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
1600 Posts
September 21 2010 00:46 GMT
#27
Thanks for revealing MoltkeW to me! His way of writing is downright hilarious. Also both of these blogs have been amazing, keep up the great work!
♞ Against the Wind - Bob Seger ♞
boesthius
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States11637 Posts
September 21 2010 00:51 GMT
#28
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Risen
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States7927 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-09-21 00:58:38
September 21 2010 00:58 GMT
#29
Gotta say that physical attraction is a must. Maybe I'm just shallow

Edit: Holy shit I'm a dargoon?!?!?
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XinRan
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
United States530 Posts
September 21 2010 01:04 GMT
#30
I love this post. Thank you from bringing it back from the shadows!
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Loser777
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
1931 Posts
September 21 2010 01:16 GMT
#31
These a /g/uide quality... well done!
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thezergk
Profile Joined October 2009
United States492 Posts
September 21 2010 02:22 GMT
#32
I don't know why but I got a boner from this . . .
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Tazza
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
Korea (South)1678 Posts
September 21 2010 02:23 GMT
#33
Love your blogs man, can't wait for the next one
Lebesgue
Profile Joined October 2008
4542 Posts
September 21 2010 02:45 GMT
#34
On September 21 2010 11:22 thezergk wrote:
I don't know why but I got a boner from this . . .


Is there anything that doesn't give you a boner.

Great blog, IMO.
Tabbris
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
Bangladesh2839 Posts
September 21 2010 02:56 GMT
#35
These are brilliant. I cant wait till we see which post you do next
Count9
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
China10928 Posts
September 21 2010 03:17 GMT
#36
lol, these are hilarious. Personally hoping for itw's valedictorian speech
Cambium
Profile Blog Joined June 2004
United States16368 Posts
September 21 2010 03:29 GMT
#37
another tl classic, well done
When you want something, all the universe conspires in helping you to achieve it.
VonLego
Profile Joined June 2010
United States519 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-09-21 03:33:16
September 21 2010 03:32 GMT
#38
On September 21 2010 08:25 Elegance wrote:
Too bad males base 80% of a female's attractiveness on looks.


Physical attraction and "marry-able" are totally different. Most folks would agree Megan Fox is a looker, but very few would marry (with the desire and hope to be with her till death) her if she walked up to them asked.

Creative post, fun read!
udgnim
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States8024 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-09-21 04:18:45
September 21 2010 04:17 GMT
#39
when people talk about attractiveness on the Internet, the marriage material attribute accounts for a very little percentage in the attractiveness equation

nice Crissy Moran picture btw even though she's full of plastic and the image was touched up with photoshop
E-Sports is competitive video gaming with a spectator fan base. Do not take the word "Sports" literally.
dogabutila
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
United States1437 Posts
September 21 2010 04:52 GMT
#40
On September 21 2010 08:27 Lefnui wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 21 2010 08:25 Elegance wrote:
Too bad males base 80% of a female's attractiveness on looks.

Only 80?


the other 20% is based on her sammich.
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TommyGG
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
United States142 Posts
September 21 2010 05:00 GMT
#41
LOL hahahaha
fOrQQ
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Hong Kong321 Posts
September 21 2010 06:08 GMT
#42
Nice :D lololol

Day[9]'s airplane adventure next please?
ironchef
Profile Blog Joined August 2004
Canada1350 Posts
September 21 2010 09:03 GMT
#43
Nice job as again, looking forward to more of these!

omg Moltke was amazing, that was a classic one and the best part is he was probably totally serious. I always heard his voice as like a "Masterpiece Theater" tone and accent, when reading his posts.
“Because your own strength is unequal to the task, do not assume that it is beyond the powers of man; but if anything is within the powers and province of man, believe that it is within your own compass also.” - Marcus Aurelius
Chaosquo
Profile Joined February 2010
Germany154 Posts
September 21 2010 09:08 GMT
#44
Awesome job
Loanshark
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
China3094 Posts
September 21 2010 09:43 GMT
#45
lol these are the best, keep doing them!
No dough, no go. And no mercy.
29 fps
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States5725 Posts
September 21 2010 09:58 GMT
#46
lol. keep up the good work!
4v4 is a battle of who has the better computer.
Monokeros
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
United States2493 Posts
September 21 2010 11:22 GMT
#47
amazing.
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Nyovne
Profile Joined March 2006
Netherlands19138 Posts
September 21 2010 11:23 GMT
#48
Best thing EVERRRRRRRRRRRRRR hahahahahaha XD.
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mcbrite
Profile Joined April 2010
Germany229 Posts
September 21 2010 11:30 GMT
#49
Attractive and marriage material are COMPLETELY different...

Just because you want to bang a girl doesn't mean you want to marry her.

That's not even pick up 101, just common sense...
QuanticHawk
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States32130 Posts
September 21 2010 15:03 GMT
#50
This is gonna be a fun series haha
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dudeman001
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
United States2412 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-09-21 15:09:50
September 21 2010 15:09 GMT
#51
Lol I can understand the first dog blowjob story, but how did you find this random post with a severely optimistic view on how guys find girls attractive? Well done though :D Very fun to read these.

On September 21 2010 15:08 fOrQQ wrote:
Day[9]'s airplane adventure next please?


Oh my god yes, this. THIS!
Sup.
jamesr12
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States1549 Posts
September 21 2010 15:10 GMT
#52
loving the people who dont realize he wasn't the person to actually write this. Also loving him for bringing back some helarious quotes from before my time.
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=306479
disciple
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
9070 Posts
September 21 2010 15:14 GMT
#53
a big thank you to Daigomi for helping me find this post !
Administrator"I'm a big deal." - ixmike88
Ghardo
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
Germany1685 Posts
September 21 2010 15:43 GMT
#54
i love it, too

apart from the fact that i would have chosen something more.. baroque (i mean the overall style)

but great work anyway!
commiboi
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States74 Posts
September 21 2010 20:09 GMT
#55
Nice job

I love how you put cooking cleaning and other domestic activities in big bright pink letters
HeadhunteR
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
Argentina1258 Posts
September 21 2010 22:00 GMT
#56
these are great keep them up im a big fan.. and well marry-able is very different from attractive.
in The Kong line forever
Rinrun
Profile Joined April 2010
Canada3509 Posts
September 21 2010 22:18 GMT
#57
gg no re. King of these images.
MBC/Liquid/TSM always.
hypercube
Profile Joined April 2010
Hungary2735 Posts
September 21 2010 23:40 GMT
#58
This is awesome. I remember reading this and thinking is this for real? To be honest I'm still not quite sure.
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Piski
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Finland3461 Posts
September 22 2010 00:51 GMT
#59
Keep them coming!
ActualSteve
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States627 Posts
October 03 2010 06:12 GMT
#60
Disciple I've never met you, I've never PM'ed you ... but yet, somewhere in Gainesville ... I profess my love for you and your unending wisdom.
You are now breathing manually.
Shana
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
Indonesia1814 Posts
October 03 2010 07:17 GMT
#61
can't wait for the next!
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MightyAtom
Profile Blog Joined June 2004
Korea (South)1897 Posts
October 03 2010 07:36 GMT
#62
Really well laid out, they are great. ^^
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