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FetusFondler
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
United States246 Posts
September 18 2010 16:36 GMT
#41
Dude. You should have 1a2a3a straight to the vajayjay before that chick dumped you :[
None are so busy as the fool and knave.
Meapak_Ziphh
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
United States6788 Posts
September 18 2010 17:07 GMT
#42
On September 19 2010 01:36 FetusFondler wrote:
Dude. You should have 1a2a3a straight to the vajayjay before that chick dumped you :[

Ah my friend you clearly missed TL's inhouse guide to sex , simply trying to 1a2a3a is NOT how you do it.
Forti et Fideli ~ TL Mafia Forum: Come play with us! ~ Go Samsung KHAN, Stork, JangBi , Shine, Grape, and TurN Fighting!~ wat
fredd
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
Estonia256 Posts
September 18 2010 19:11 GMT
#43
shoulda played bw
sup
illu
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
Canada2531 Posts
September 18 2010 19:56 GMT
#44
On September 18 2010 22:45 endy wrote:
My wife hated that I played BW. So at the beginning, I was only playing when she was taking a shower, then I increased my playing time little by little. Now I can spend hours on BW she doesn't care anymore. :D

edit : i dont play SC2, that might have some influence.


Either she spends hours upon hours showering or you 5pool every game
:]
Otakusan
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States59 Posts
September 18 2010 20:07 GMT
#45
I'm pretty sure it was an excuse and there were other problems, but whatever. I strongly doubt "playing SC2" is a dominating reason for a girl to break up.

But what I did when that happened was to simply give her mother a call, spoke a bit, then cut all ties with all of them. YOU gotta move on with you life (SC2)
JIJIyO
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Canada1957 Posts
September 18 2010 21:46 GMT
#46
It's not just because of SC it's because you don't have a job AND you just keep playing games. Also you told her to make a sandwich and constantly use the word "yo".



Haha, but really it can't JUST be gaming can it? If it is she's not worth it yo.
KT_Violet
rezoacken
Profile Joined April 2010
Canada2719 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-09-18 22:30:43
September 18 2010 22:21 GMT
#47
I just tell mine to shut up when she is whining about me playing.
On the other hand I don't abuse of it and still do normal couple stuff. She's whining less and less and seem to be more and more in love... girls.
Either we are alone in the Universe or we are not. Both are equally terrifying.
Half
Profile Joined March 2010
United States2554 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-09-18 22:44:12
September 18 2010 22:40 GMT
#48
How long do you play?

I mean, I can understand her if your playing like six hours a day, but if your play like ~10 hours a week and she can't handle that, what the fuck, I'd have moved on :/.

I don't consider myself a gamer, its a retarded title. I play games, watch movies, read books, take jogs, w/e. A girl being mad at someone cuz they game is like a girl being mad at a guy for having to watch his football games a couple times a week for a few hours, or for reading an hour a day to relax. What, can you not have hobbies?
Too Busy to Troll!
AyeH
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States534 Posts
September 18 2010 23:04 GMT
#49
haha, is it weird that my girlfriend asks me to play starcraft 2 with her more often than i ask her to play with me?!
Is it in you?
SilverSkyLark
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Philippines8437 Posts
September 19 2010 10:33 GMT
#50
maybe she wanted you to play with her instead.
"If i lost an arm, I would play w3." -IntoTheWow || "Member of Hyuk Hyuk Hyuk cafe. He's the next Jaedong, baby!"
Rinrun
Profile Joined April 2010
Canada3509 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-09-19 16:31:31
September 19 2010 16:29 GMT
#51
On September 18 2010 23:50 nayumi wrote:
when i have a daughter, only guys who can beat me straight up no fucking cheesy proxy bullshit will get to date her :D

You sir are a genius - I was thinking of giving them the good 'ol 'shotgun' introduction, but this is way better. This needs to be placed somewhere for everyone to see... like a book of some sort.
(asian? kdrama that shiz = instawin her heart.)
MBC/Liquid/TSM always.
shieldbreak
Profile Joined February 2010
United States406 Posts
September 19 2010 16:33 GMT
#52
On September 18 2010 23:50 nayumi wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 18 2010 23:20 BLinD-RawR wrote:
"Hey I'm sorry things didn't work out,Your daughter couldn't accept me for who I am.Yeah I love Video games and ain't nothin' gonna change me."

Try acting baller when saying that,


WARNING:Don't blame me if you try this and it doesn't work out.

when i have a daughter, only guys who can beat me straight up no fucking cheesy proxy bullshit will get to date her :D


Hell, my daughter can only date guys that play Zerg and are in the top ranks.
Many a sleepless nights were spent doing absolutely nothing.
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