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So you know how sometimes you don't catch the opponents race so you ask them what it is and they lie? Well it happened to me, but I got the asshole back ^_^
Also I may have been under the influence of copious amounts of sweet tooth. and I don't have a dental problem.
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anyway
+ Show Spoiler [very image heavy] +so the game starts and I didn't see his race, so I ask him and he responds quickly, leading me to believe he's honest, also i'm optimistic in general ![[image loading]](http://i982.photobucket.com/albums/ae306/mOnion7486/Pwning%20Noobs/Screenshot2010-09-0202_32_13.jpg) also gullible is written on your penis turns out he's a liar ![[image loading]](http://i982.photobucket.com/albums/ae306/mOnion7486/Pwning%20Noobs/Screenshot2010-09-0202_32_19.jpg) arent they all??? ![[image loading]](http://i982.photobucket.com/albums/ae306/mOnion7486/Pwning%20Noobs/Screenshot2010-09-0202_32_57.jpg) derp fast expand derp ![[image loading]](http://i982.photobucket.com/albums/ae306/mOnion7486/Pwning%20Noobs/Screenshot2010-09-0202_33_32.jpg) why is your drone a probe!? ![[image loading]](http://i982.photobucket.com/albums/ae306/mOnion7486/Pwning%20Noobs/Screenshot2010-09-0202_33_45.jpg) when all else fails...2 GATE!!! ![[image loading]](http://i982.photobucket.com/albums/ae306/mOnion7486/Pwning%20Noobs/Screenshot2010-09-0202_34_22.jpg) lol forge, confident micro? ![[image loading]](http://i982.photobucket.com/albums/ae306/mOnion7486/Pwning%20Noobs/Screenshot2010-09-0202_35_53-Copy.jpg) forge = auto expand, camping toss ![[image loading]](http://i982.photobucket.com/albums/ae306/mOnion7486/Pwning%20Noobs/Screenshot2010-09-0202_36_42-Copy.jpg) uh dark shrine starting!!! ![[image loading]](http://i982.photobucket.com/albums/ae306/mOnion7486/Pwning%20Noobs/Screenshot2010-09-0202_36_46.jpg) FUCK CY CORE JUST FINISHED >_< ![[image loading]](http://i982.photobucket.com/albums/ae306/mOnion7486/Pwning%20Noobs/Screenshot2010-09-0202_37_27.jpg) plz plz plz plz plz plz plz ![[image loading]](http://i982.photobucket.com/albums/ae306/mOnion7486/Pwning%20Noobs/Screenshot2010-09-0202_38_29.jpg) YES YES YES LUCK SKILL YES YES OMG ![[image loading]](http://i982.photobucket.com/albums/ae306/mOnion7486/Pwning%20Noobs/Screenshot2010-09-0202_39_52.jpg) cha cha the fuck outta there!!! ![[image loading]](http://i982.photobucket.com/albums/ae306/mOnion7486/Pwning%20Noobs/Screenshot2010-09-0202_40_20.jpg) trying to get away???? ![[image loading]](http://i982.photobucket.com/albums/ae306/mOnion7486/Pwning%20Noobs/Screenshot2010-09-0202_40_33.jpg) FUCK NO I NEED MUH FIREWORKS KK?? U DED, VERY DED!!! ![[image loading]](http://i982.photobucket.com/albums/ae306/mOnion7486/Pwning%20Noobs/Screenshot2010-09-0202_40_39.jpg) new DT hotkey is not "k", therefore cannot win, Blizzard needs to patch this. ![[image loading]](http://i982.photobucket.com/albums/ae306/mOnion7486/Pwning%20Noobs/Screenshot2010-09-0202_41_01.jpg) killing additional pylons ![[image loading]](http://i982.photobucket.com/albums/ae306/mOnion7486/Pwning%20Noobs/Screenshot2010-09-0202_41_16.jpg) oh he expanding... ![[image loading]](http://i982.photobucket.com/albums/ae306/mOnion7486/Pwning%20Noobs/Screenshot2010-09-0202_41_19.jpg) TWICE??? THAT NEXUS IS SO NINJA HE SHOULD NAME IT NARUTO!!! ![[image loading]](http://i982.photobucket.com/albums/ae306/mOnion7486/Pwning%20Noobs/Screenshot2010-09-0202_42_20.jpg) patrolling for his first obs and sniping it. like a real player. ![[image loading]](http://i982.photobucket.com/albums/ae306/mOnion7486/Pwning%20Noobs/Screenshot2010-09-0202_42_50.jpg) lol rally points are hard. bouncer probes say you can't get into Club Naruto if you're not on the list. ![[image loading]](http://i982.photobucket.com/albums/ae306/mOnion7486/Pwning%20Noobs/Screenshot2010-09-0202_43_53.jpg) kill his second obs HAHAHAHAHA ![[image loading]](http://i982.photobucket.com/albums/ae306/mOnion7486/Pwning%20Noobs/Screenshot2010-09-0202_44_27.jpg) gold minerals are like my starcraft Haribo Gummy Bears. I must haz them nao!!! ![[image loading]](http://i982.photobucket.com/albums/ae306/mOnion7486/Pwning%20Noobs/Screenshot2010-09-0202_47_54.jpg) hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahha ![[image loading]](http://i982.photobucket.com/albums/ae306/mOnion7486/Pwning%20Noobs/Screenshot2010-09-0202_49_06.jpg) as HDH would say..."USE YOUR MICRO, THE CONCAVE, IT'S NOT OPTIMAL!!!" ![[image loading]](http://i982.photobucket.com/albums/ae306/mOnion7486/Pwning%20Noobs/Screenshot2010-09-0202_49_40.jpg) kekekekekekeke TRIUMPH!!!
I love winning ^_^
  
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Australia7069 Posts
hahaha epic EPIC blog! 5/5. The obs sniping was awesome. God i hate people who do that to me, luckily i play terran and it doesn't matter what race they really are, but still, it annoys me when they lie. I'm so bad at actually looking at the loading screen i miss the race alot of the time  At least on iccup you could insta-leave when you did it, cant in sc2 D:
ps: someone needs to look in to the overcrowding the lines at club naruto, that place is rockin
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On September 02 2010 17:54 Kiante wrote:
God i hate people who do that to me, luckily i play terran and it doesn't matter what race they really are, but still, it annoys me when they lie.
hahahahaha I should switch if this trend continues
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nice job BMing him =D! I love that so much <3 ^_^ the "trash" comment is the best xD
Nice game :p
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Pretty funny. I loved your spin on ee han timing.
Killing obs, classic. Also on DTs being K it happens both ways for me, I often fail to make DTs in SC2, or I will play BW PvZ after a game of SC2 only to see dragoons pop out my gateways wondering what the hell happened to my DTs.
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Aahahah i love the"ONE HOT KEY"ㅋㅋㅋㅋ
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Haha nice read.
I play Protoss and I don't even know what the hotkey for DT is =/
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hahahahah I laughed so hard at "thermal dick wave"
HAHAHAHAHHA
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United States11637 Posts
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Wow, nice read.
Outclassed him, you did.
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Best Blog ever, i laughed from start to finish.  btw GJ beating that douche, down with BM! Keep on keepin on!
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sounds like a very satisfying win
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lol it's worse wen u assume they're a certain race for no other reason than because of they're portrait. =[
Then you only have urself to blame, which is worse than blaming someone else =[
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LOL nice win. Although I'm a noob, I only use 1~2 hotkeys for my army and 1 for the nexi
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Korea (South)17174 Posts
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Nice battle report. Lol 1 hotkey xD
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That was really entertaining lol 5/5 show them liars you ain't no bitch.
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hahahaha, excellent blog. :D I'm surprised that you managed to hold back those DT though, you're robo was a loooooooooong way away. Sounds like the other dude managed to... feint rush DT?
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Kinda sucks for opponent if you arent looking loading screen properly. Its not his/her fault that you ask for his/her race. So next time if you don't know which race it is, just scout, cheese or leave game.
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LOL thermal dick wave, epic :D
On September 02 2010 20:13 Too_MuchZerg wrote:
Kinda sucks for opponent if you arent looking loading screen properly. Its not his/her fault that you ask for his/her race. So next time if you don't know which race it is, just scout, cheese or leave game.
yeah it really really sucks for opponent, cause man he'd have to put all this effort into typing "P" to be mannered, it's really hard.
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On September 02 2010 20:18 7mk wrote:LOL thermal dick wave, epic :D Show nested quote +On September 02 2010 20:13 Too_MuchZerg wrote:
Kinda sucks for opponent if you arent looking loading screen properly. Its not his/her fault that you ask for his/her race. So next time if you don't know which race it is, just scout, cheese or leave game. yeah it really really sucks for opponent, cause man he'd have to put all this effort into typing "P" to be mannered, it's really hard.
What if you did see his race and you still ask it (not letting opponent know that) and opponent still says different race. What is your reaction to that? Are you going to reveal that you know his true race or be quiet about it? I guess you would be happy that he is lying. Most likely opponent will cheese against you. So thats why its better not to reveal tactics by talking.
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I often use one group for my army
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Shiny Zerg sure is underpowered. Well played!
Great battle report by the way, want more of those
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Awesome picture descriptions, 5/5
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On September 02 2010 20:26 Too_MuchZerg wrote:Show nested quote +On September 02 2010 20:18 7mk wrote:LOL thermal dick wave, epic :D On September 02 2010 20:13 Too_MuchZerg wrote:
Kinda sucks for opponent if you arent looking loading screen properly. Its not his/her fault that you ask for his/her race. So next time if you don't know which race it is, just scout, cheese or leave game. yeah it really really sucks for opponent, cause man he'd have to put all this effort into typing "P" to be mannered, it's really hard. What if you did see his race and you still ask it (not letting opponent know that) and opponent still says different race. What is your reaction to that? Are you going to reveal that you know his true race or be quiet about it? I guess you would be happy that he is lying. Most likely opponent will cheese against you. So thats why its better not to reveal tactics by talking.
rofl your logic is very strange :D I really don't understand what your point is here.
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When someone asks my race I tell them to scout.
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awesome sauce
Love the paint pic edits :D
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Best blog, since, hell, the last one I read of yours lol. Epic!
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Is it also considered bm if someone asks for race and you went random and don't tell it?
This happens to me all the time, I play all random in 1on1 and ppl keep asking for my race and bitch about manner if I'm not telling.
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agree with TMZ. Your opponent doesn't owe you anything. And yet somehow youre trying to project your inability to do something as simple as look at the loading screen as his fault.
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why is your drone a probe!?
THAT NEXUS IS SO NINJA HE SHOULD NAME IT NARUTO
oh god
holy mOnion please transfer your humor skills to me /o/
On September 02 2010 20:26 Too_MuchZerg wrote:Show nested quote +On September 02 2010 20:18 7mk wrote:LOL thermal dick wave, epic :D On September 02 2010 20:13 Too_MuchZerg wrote:
Kinda sucks for opponent if you arent looking loading screen properly. Its not his/her fault that you ask for his/her race. So next time if you don't know which race it is, just scout, cheese or leave game. yeah it really really sucks for opponent, cause man he'd have to put all this effort into typing "P" to be mannered, it's really hard. What if you did see his race and you still ask it (not letting opponent know that) and opponent still says different race. What is your reaction to that? Are you going to reveal that you know his true race or be quiet about it? I guess you would be happy that he is lying. Most likely opponent will cheese against you. So thats why its better not to reveal tactics by talking.
What the fuck man.
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On September 02 2010 22:59 Sfydjklm wrote:
agree with TMZ. Your opponent doesn't owe you anything. And yet somehow youre trying to project your inability to do something as simple as look at the loading screen as his fault.
common, dont act so serious. its not like your "opponent" is attacking your mom with a knife. you play a video game with him. why not be mannered and have a gg?
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On September 02 2010 22:39 RubiksCube wrote:
Is it also considered bm if someone asks for race and you went random and don't tell it?
This happens to me all the time, I play all random in 1on1 and ppl keep asking for my race and bitch about manner if I'm not telling.
You can lie your race when you are playing random. When I was playing long time ago WC3 if I faced random I asked "I missed your race, what is it?". Some times they tell you honestly even if they are random but mostly they forgot that they are playing random and should not tell.
I stopped typing "gl hf" or something like that because I started to notice certain builds what players use depending what timing they reply back. For example, UD vs UD you know when opponent goes fiends or ghouls because chat timing. So better not to chat.
CUSTOM games this doesn't matter because its only fun but ladder seems to be "do whatever to win" type of games.
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On September 02 2010 20:26 Too_MuchZerg wrote:Show nested quote +On September 02 2010 20:18 7mk wrote:LOL thermal dick wave, epic :D On September 02 2010 20:13 Too_MuchZerg wrote:
Kinda sucks for opponent if you arent looking loading screen properly. Its not his/her fault that you ask for his/her race. So next time if you don't know which race it is, just scout, cheese or leave game. yeah it really really sucks for opponent, cause man he'd have to put all this effort into typing "P" to be mannered, it's really hard. What if you did see his race and you still ask it (not letting opponent know that) and opponent still says different race. What is your reaction to that? Are you going to reveal that you know his true race or be quiet about it? I guess you would be happy that he is lying. Most likely opponent will cheese against you. So thats why its better not to reveal tactics by talking.
/facepalm
On September 02 2010 17:56 mOnion wrote:Show nested quote +On September 02 2010 17:54 Kiante wrote:
God i hate people who do that to me, luckily i play terran and it doesn't matter what race they really are, but still, it annoys me when they lie. hahahahaha I should switch if this trend continues
Yeah because need more Terrans.
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lol i remember that happening to me on Iccup last time for BW, but i just 5pool anyway
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OMG I just realized, the red Protoss only has 1 HOTKEY for EVERYTHING. I was like OMG I only use 1 hotkey for my army, but man, that is just wow.
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you seem like the BM here, if you don't look at what his race is that's your own problem.
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On September 03 2010 00:27 howerpower wrote:
you seem like the BM here, if you don't look at what his race is that's your own problem.
there's no reason for him not to tell me his race other than greed for an easier win
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On September 03 2010 01:10 mOnion wrote:Show nested quote +On September 03 2010 00:27 howerpower wrote:
you seem like the BM here, if you don't look at what his race is that's your own problem. there's no reason for him not to tell me his race other than greed for an easier win
no, the correct answer to the question is random.
bad mouthing and lol'ing while you beat someone is pretty bad BM.
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On September 03 2010 01:12 howerpower wrote:Show nested quote +On September 03 2010 01:10 mOnion wrote:On September 03 2010 00:27 howerpower wrote:
you seem like the BM here, if you don't look at what his race is that's your own problem. there's no reason for him not to tell me his race other than greed for an easier win no, the correct answer to the question is random. bad mouthing and lol'ing while you beat someone is pretty bad BM.
well obviously, dont be dense. its counter BM which is allowed once the initial BM is presented.
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I wouldn't have lied but I wouldn't have told you either- don't really like typing in game.
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On September 03 2010 01:14 mOnion wrote:Show nested quote +On September 03 2010 01:12 howerpower wrote:On September 03 2010 01:10 mOnion wrote:On September 03 2010 00:27 howerpower wrote:
you seem like the BM here, if you don't look at what his race is that's your own problem. there's no reason for him not to tell me his race other than greed for an easier win no, the correct answer to the question is random. bad mouthing and lol'ing while you beat someone is pretty bad BM. well obviously, dont be dense. its counter BM which is allowed once the initial BM is presented.
idk I guess I just don't understand alot of BM, but it is a video game you are playing with strangers so none of it really matters anyways. The only time I really ever consider myself BM'ing is when someone just prolongs a game when a loss is inevitable and they will finally say "gg" and all I'll say is "k".
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i wanna go to club naruto
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On September 02 2010 23:05 TheAntZ wrote:oh god holy mOnion please transfer your humor skills to me /o/
Looooool what??? are you kidding me? your pokemon thread outclasses this meager post SO hard!
I can only hope to reach your level of funny in this shit >.<
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lol i approve. mOnion bonjwa
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haha nice. Dam money over 3k posts? I can remember when you were just a wee probe!
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I lol'd at the "bouncer probes" and people in the scc looked at me funny.
Epic game lol, feels good beating those fuckers.
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Glad you beat a bullshitter, gj we need more bs'ers to be punished.
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On September 02 2010 17:48 mOnion wrote:So you know how sometimes you don't catch the opponents race so you ask them what it is and they lie? Well it happened to me, but I got the asshole back ^_^ Also I may have been under the influence of copious amounts of sweet tooth. and I don't have a dental problem. ... anyway + Show Spoiler [very image heavy] +so the game starts and I didn't see his race, so I ask him and he responds quickly, leading me to believe he's honest, also i'm optimistic in general also gullible is written on your penis turns out he's a liar arent they all??? derp fast expand derp why is your drone a probe!? when all else fails...2 GATE!!! lol forge, confident micro? forge = auto expand, camping toss uh dark shrine starting!!! FUCK CY CORE JUST FINISHED >_< plz plz plz plz plz plz plz YES YES YES LUCK SKILL YES YES OMG cha cha the fuck outta there!!! trying to get away???? FUCK NO I NEED MUH FIREWORKS KK?? U DED, VERY DED!!! new DT hotkey is not "k", therefore cannot win, Blizzard needs to patch this. killing additional pylons oh he expanding... TWICE??? THAT NEXUS IS SO NINJA HE SHOULD NAME IT NARUTO!!! patrolling for his first obs and sniping it. like a real player. lol rally points are hard. bouncer probes say you can't get into Club Naruto if you're not on the list. kill his second obs HAHAHAHAHA gold minerals are like my starcraft Haribo Gummy Bears. I must haz them nao!!! hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahha as HDH would say..."USE YOUR MICRO, THE CONCAVE, IT'S NOT OPTIMAL!!!" kekekekekekeke TRIUMPH!!! I love winning ^_^
haha I see what you did there..
for those of you who dont get the bolded part just google Sweet Tooth and go to images 
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It's your own fault for not catching his race, pay attention to the loading screen next time and problem averted.
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On September 03 2010 02:30 TadH wrote:
It's your own fault for not catching his race, pay attention to the loading screen next time and problem averted.
or I could just be amazing and close my eyes on the loading screen BWAAAAAH!!!
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"EE-fuckin-HAN!" - that is classic
I love the bm you gave him for lying to you. All in all, pretty epic. 5/5
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lol rally points are hard
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100 apm with no buildings hotkeyed is pretty impressive.
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United States4126 Posts
Holy crap that's a lot of thermal lance lol
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There are two types of BM that I know of.
My favorite kind is the kind that makes you smile after 2 weeks of constipation.
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Epic game :D Damn you race liars!
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hahaha the captions were hilarious!
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I can almost hear you yelling "THE MOTHER FUCKER!" When you scout him not being zerg I laughed pretty fucknig hard. We need more ms-paint battle reports.
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lolololol so good. naruto expo ^_^
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