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mOnion
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
United States5657 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-09-02 09:16:21
September 02 2010 08:48 GMT
#1
So you know how sometimes you don't catch the opponents race so you ask them what it is and they lie? Well it happened to me, but I got the asshole back ^_^

Also I may have been under the influence of copious amounts of sweet tooth. and I don't have a dental problem.

...

anyway


+ Show Spoiler [very image heavy] +

so the game starts and I didn't see his race, so I ask him and he responds quickly, leading me to believe he's honest, also i'm optimistic in general

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also gullible is written on your penis


turns out he's a liar

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arent they all???


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derp fast expand derp


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why is your drone a probe!?


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when all else fails...2 GATE!!!


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lol forge, confident micro?


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forge = auto expand, camping toss


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uh dark shrine starting!!!


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FUCK CY CORE JUST FINISHED >_<


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plz plz plz plz plz plz plz


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YES YES YES LUCK SKILL YES YES OMG


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cha cha the fuck outta there!!!


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trying to get away????


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FUCK NO I NEED MUH FIREWORKS KK?? U DED, VERY DED!!!


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new DT hotkey is not "k", therefore cannot win, Blizzard needs to patch this.


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killing additional pylons


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oh he expanding...


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TWICE??? THAT NEXUS IS SO NINJA HE SHOULD NAME IT NARUTO!!!


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patrolling for his first obs and sniping it. like a real player.


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lol rally points are hard. bouncer probes say you can't get into Club Naruto if you're not on the list.


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kill his second obs HAHAHAHAHA


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gold minerals are like my starcraft Haribo Gummy Bears. I must haz them nao!!!


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hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahha


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as HDH would say..."USE YOUR MICRO, THE CONCAVE, IT'S NOT OPTIMAL!!!"


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kekekekekekeke TRIUMPH!!!



I love winning ^_^


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HobbitGotGame
Profile Joined June 2009
Canada178 Posts
September 02 2010 08:53 GMT
#2
wow
Kiante
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
Australia7069 Posts
September 02 2010 08:54 GMT
#3
hahaha epic EPIC blog! 5/5. The obs sniping was awesome. God i hate people who do that to me, luckily i play terran and it doesn't matter what race they really are, but still, it annoys me when they lie. I'm so bad at actually looking at the loading screen i miss the race alot of the time At least on iccup you could insta-leave when you did it, cant in sc2 D:

ps: someone needs to look in to the overcrowding the lines at club naruto, that place is rockin
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mOnion
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
United States5657 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-09-02 08:56:25
September 02 2010 08:56 GMT
#4
On September 02 2010 17:54 Kiante wrote:
God i hate people who do that to me, luckily i play terran and it doesn't matter what race they really are, but still, it annoys me when they lie.


hahahahaha I should switch if this trend continues
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Latham
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
9560 Posts
September 02 2010 08:57 GMT
#5
nice job BMing him =D! I love that so much <3 ^_^ the "trash" comment is the best xD
Nice game :p
For the curse of life is the curse of want. PC = https://be.pcpartpicker.com/list/4JknvV
Catch]22
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
Sweden2683 Posts
September 02 2010 08:57 GMT
#6
Loved it
BeMannerDuPenner
Profile Blog Joined April 2004
Germany5638 Posts
September 02 2010 09:03 GMT
#7
quality blog

good job ~
life of lively to live to life of full life thx to shield battery
sluggaslamoo
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
Australia4494 Posts
September 02 2010 09:08 GMT
#8
Pretty funny. I loved your spin on ee han timing.

Killing obs, classic. Also on DTs being K it happens both ways for me, I often fail to make DTs in SC2, or I will play BW PvZ after a game of SC2 only to see dragoons pop out my gateways wondering what the hell happened to my DTs.
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SoJu.WeRRa
Profile Joined June 2010
Korea (South)820 Posts
September 02 2010 09:25 GMT
#9
Aahahah i love the"ONE HOT KEY"ㅋㅋㅋㅋ
나를 찢어갈겨이씨발놈아왜나를미치게만들어니가뭘아는데?
FuRong
Profile Joined April 2010
New Zealand3089 Posts
September 02 2010 09:27 GMT
#10
Haha nice read.

I play Protoss and I don't even know what the hotkey for DT is =/
Don't hate the player, hate the game
nataziel
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
Australia1455 Posts
September 02 2010 09:46 GMT
#11
hahahahah I laughed so hard at "thermal dick wave"

HAHAHAHAHHA
u gotta sk8
boesthius
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States11637 Posts
September 02 2010 09:50 GMT
#12
--- Nuked ---
Polarn
Profile Joined May 2010
Norway96 Posts
September 02 2010 09:51 GMT
#13
Wow, nice read.
Outclassed him, you did.
ABC // ÆØÅ
aike
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
United States1629 Posts
September 02 2010 09:57 GMT
#14
<3 mOnion
Wahaha
HaGuN
Profile Joined April 2010
United States154 Posts
September 02 2010 10:07 GMT
#15
Best Blog ever, i laughed from start to finish. btw GJ beating that douche, down with BM! Keep on keepin on!
"Also Zerg has won recently so I don't understand why Zerg is receiving a buff."-BoxeR
Terrakin
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
United States1440 Posts
September 02 2010 10:10 GMT
#16
sounds like a very satisfying win
Fame was like a drug. But what was even more like a drug were the drugs.
me_viet
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Australia1350 Posts
September 02 2010 10:22 GMT
#17
lol it's worse wen u assume they're a certain race for no other reason than because of they're portrait. =[

Then you only have urself to blame, which is worse than blaming someone else =[
ReCharge
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Philippines505 Posts
September 02 2010 10:27 GMT
#18
LOL nice win. Although I'm a noob, I only use 1~2 hotkeys for my army and 1 for the nexi
David Kim for Bonjwa!
Rekrul
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
Korea (South)17174 Posts
September 02 2010 10:37 GMT
#19
LoLuMad???

lolol
why so 진지해?
SC2Phoenix
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
Canada2814 Posts
September 02 2010 10:44 GMT
#20
Nice battle report. Lol 1 hotkey xD
Who the fuck has a family of fucking trees? This song is so god damn stupid. Fuck you song, fuck you and your stupid trees. -itmeJP
Sephy90
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States1785 Posts
September 02 2010 10:50 GMT
#21
That was really entertaining lol 5/5 show them liars you ain't no bitch.
"So I turned the lights off at night and practiced by myself"
SageFantasma
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States383 Posts
September 02 2010 11:07 GMT
#22
hahahaha, excellent blog. :D I'm surprised that you managed to hold back those DT though, you're robo was a loooooooooong way away. Sounds like the other dude managed to... feint rush DT?
Too_MuchZerg
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
Finland2818 Posts
September 02 2010 11:13 GMT
#23
Kinda sucks for opponent if you arent looking loading screen properly. Its not his/her fault that you ask for his/her race. So next time if you don't know which race it is, just scout, cheese or leave game.
7mk
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Germany10157 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-09-02 11:19:37
September 02 2010 11:18 GMT
#24
LOL thermal dick wave, epic :D

On September 02 2010 20:13 Too_MuchZerg wrote:
Kinda sucks for opponent if you arent looking loading screen properly. Its not his/her fault that you ask for his/her race. So next time if you don't know which race it is, just scout, cheese or leave game.


yeah it really really sucks for opponent, cause man he'd have to put all this effort into typing "P" to be mannered, it's really hard.
beep boop
Too_MuchZerg
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
Finland2818 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-09-02 11:28:06
September 02 2010 11:26 GMT
#25
On September 02 2010 20:18 7mk wrote:
LOL thermal dick wave, epic :D

Show nested quote +
On September 02 2010 20:13 Too_MuchZerg wrote:
Kinda sucks for opponent if you arent looking loading screen properly. Its not his/her fault that you ask for his/her race. So next time if you don't know which race it is, just scout, cheese or leave game.


yeah it really really sucks for opponent, cause man he'd have to put all this effort into typing "P" to be mannered, it's really hard.


What if you did see his race and you still ask it (not letting opponent know that) and opponent still says different race. What is your reaction to that? Are you going to reveal that you know his true race or be quiet about it? I guess you would be happy that he is lying. Most likely opponent will cheese against you. So thats why its better not to reveal tactics by talking.
Boblion
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
France8043 Posts
September 02 2010 11:27 GMT
#26
I often use one group for my army
fuck all those elitists brb watching streams of elite players.
NeoLearner
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
Belgium1847 Posts
September 02 2010 11:36 GMT
#27
Shiny Zerg sure is underpowered. Well played!

Great battle report by the way, want more of those
Bankai - Correlation does not imply causation
valaki
Profile Joined June 2009
Hungary2476 Posts
September 02 2010 12:02 GMT
#28
Awesome picture descriptions, 5/5
ggaemo fan
FortuneSyn
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
1826 Posts
September 02 2010 12:27 GMT
#29
On September 02 2010 20:26 Too_MuchZerg wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 02 2010 20:18 7mk wrote:
LOL thermal dick wave, epic :D

On September 02 2010 20:13 Too_MuchZerg wrote:
Kinda sucks for opponent if you arent looking loading screen properly. Its not his/her fault that you ask for his/her race. So next time if you don't know which race it is, just scout, cheese or leave game.


yeah it really really sucks for opponent, cause man he'd have to put all this effort into typing "P" to be mannered, it's really hard.


What if you did see his race and you still ask it (not letting opponent know that) and opponent still says different race. What is your reaction to that? Are you going to reveal that you know his true race or be quiet about it? I guess you would be happy that he is lying. Most likely opponent will cheese against you. So thats why its better not to reveal tactics by talking.


rofl your logic is very strange :D I really don't understand what your point is here.
Eatme
Profile Blog Joined June 2003
Switzerland3919 Posts
September 02 2010 12:29 GMT
#30
When someone asks my race I tell them to scout.
I have the best fucking lawyers in the country including the man they call the Malmis.
Inkarnate
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Canada840 Posts
September 02 2010 12:33 GMT
#31
Cute
Armathai
Profile Joined October 2007
1023 Posts
September 02 2010 12:35 GMT
#32
awesome sauce

Love the paint pic edits :D
Looking for ArcticCerebrate formerly from @USEast
TheOracle
Profile Joined May 2010
Australia256 Posts
September 02 2010 12:40 GMT
#33
Best blog, since, hell, the last one I read of yours lol. Epic!
RubiksCube
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
Germany259 Posts
September 02 2010 13:39 GMT
#34
Is it also considered bm if someone asks for race and you went random and don't tell it?

This happens to me all the time, I play all random in 1on1 and ppl keep asking for my race and bitch about manner if I'm not telling.
Wolf
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Korea (South)3290 Posts
September 02 2010 13:57 GMT
#35
Nice read. Hilarious.
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Sfydjklm
Profile Blog Joined April 2005
United States9218 Posts
September 02 2010 13:59 GMT
#36
agree with TMZ. Your opponent doesn't owe you anything. And yet somehow youre trying to project your inability to do something as simple as look at the loading screen as his fault.
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TheAntZ
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Israel6248 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-09-02 14:06:37
September 02 2010 14:05 GMT
#37
why is your drone a probe!?


THAT NEXUS IS SO NINJA HE SHOULD NAME IT NARUTO


oh god
holy mOnion please transfer your humor skills to me /o/

On September 02 2010 20:26 Too_MuchZerg wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 02 2010 20:18 7mk wrote:
LOL thermal dick wave, epic :D

On September 02 2010 20:13 Too_MuchZerg wrote:
Kinda sucks for opponent if you arent looking loading screen properly. Its not his/her fault that you ask for his/her race. So next time if you don't know which race it is, just scout, cheese or leave game.


yeah it really really sucks for opponent, cause man he'd have to put all this effort into typing "P" to be mannered, it's really hard.


What if you did see his race and you still ask it (not letting opponent know that) and opponent still says different race. What is your reaction to that? Are you going to reveal that you know his true race or be quiet about it? I guess you would be happy that he is lying. Most likely opponent will cheese against you. So thats why its better not to reveal tactics by talking.


What the fuck man.
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clickrush
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Switzerland3257 Posts
September 02 2010 14:13 GMT
#38
On September 02 2010 22:59 Sfydjklm wrote:
agree with TMZ. Your opponent doesn't owe you anything. And yet somehow youre trying to project your inability to do something as simple as look at the loading screen as his fault.


common, dont act so serious. its not like your "opponent" is attacking your mom with a knife. you play a video game with him. why not be mannered and have a gg?
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Too_MuchZerg
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
Finland2818 Posts
September 02 2010 14:30 GMT
#39
On September 02 2010 22:39 RubiksCube wrote:
Is it also considered bm if someone asks for race and you went random and don't tell it?

This happens to me all the time, I play all random in 1on1 and ppl keep asking for my race and bitch about manner if I'm not telling.


You can lie your race when you are playing random. When I was playing long time ago WC3 if I faced random I asked "I missed your race, what is it?". Some times they tell you honestly even if they are random but mostly they forgot that they are playing random and should not tell.

I stopped typing "gl hf" or something like that because I started to notice certain builds what players use depending what timing they reply back. For example, UD vs UD you know when opponent goes fiends or ghouls because chat timing. So better not to chat.

CUSTOM games this doesn't matter because its only fun but ladder seems to be "do whatever to win" type of games.
selboN
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United States2523 Posts
September 02 2010 15:00 GMT
#40
On September 02 2010 20:26 Too_MuchZerg wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 02 2010 20:18 7mk wrote:
LOL thermal dick wave, epic :D

On September 02 2010 20:13 Too_MuchZerg wrote:
Kinda sucks for opponent if you arent looking loading screen properly. Its not his/her fault that you ask for his/her race. So next time if you don't know which race it is, just scout, cheese or leave game.


yeah it really really sucks for opponent, cause man he'd have to put all this effort into typing "P" to be mannered, it's really hard.


What if you did see his race and you still ask it (not letting opponent know that) and opponent still says different race. What is your reaction to that? Are you going to reveal that you know his true race or be quiet about it? I guess you would be happy that he is lying. Most likely opponent will cheese against you. So thats why its better not to reveal tactics by talking.

/facepalm
On September 02 2010 17:56 mOnion wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 02 2010 17:54 Kiante wrote:
God i hate people who do that to me, luckily i play terran and it doesn't matter what race they really are, but still, it annoys me when they lie.


hahahahaha I should switch if this trend continues

Yeah because need more Terrans.
"That's what happens when you're using a mouse made out of glass!" -Tasteless (Referring to ZergBong)
kaleidoscope
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
Singapore2887 Posts
September 02 2010 15:02 GMT
#41
lol i remember that happening to me on Iccup last time for BW, but i just 5pool anyway
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ReCharge
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Philippines505 Posts
September 02 2010 15:16 GMT
#42
OMG I just realized, the red Protoss only has 1 HOTKEY for EVERYTHING. I was like OMG I only use 1 hotkey for my army, but man, that is just wow.
David Kim for Bonjwa!
howerpower
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
United States619 Posts
September 02 2010 15:27 GMT
#43
you seem like the BM here, if you don't look at what his race is that's your own problem.
mOnion
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
United States5657 Posts
September 02 2010 16:10 GMT
#44
On September 03 2010 00:27 howerpower wrote:
you seem like the BM here, if you don't look at what his race is that's your own problem.


there's no reason for him not to tell me his race other than greed for an easier win
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howerpower
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
United States619 Posts
September 02 2010 16:12 GMT
#45
On September 03 2010 01:10 mOnion wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 03 2010 00:27 howerpower wrote:
you seem like the BM here, if you don't look at what his race is that's your own problem.


there's no reason for him not to tell me his race other than greed for an easier win


no, the correct answer to the question is random.

bad mouthing and lol'ing while you beat someone is pretty bad BM.
tofucake
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
Hyrule19053 Posts
September 02 2010 16:13 GMT
#46
Amazing.
Liquipediaasante sana squash banana
mOnion
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
United States5657 Posts
September 02 2010 16:14 GMT
#47
On September 03 2010 01:12 howerpower wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 03 2010 01:10 mOnion wrote:
On September 03 2010 00:27 howerpower wrote:
you seem like the BM here, if you don't look at what his race is that's your own problem.


there's no reason for him not to tell me his race other than greed for an easier win


no, the correct answer to the question is random.

bad mouthing and lol'ing while you beat someone is pretty bad BM.


well obviously, dont be dense. its counter BM which is allowed once the initial BM is presented.
☆★☆ 7486!!! Join the Ban mOnion Anti-Trolling Initiative! - Caller | "on a scale of machine to 10, how bad is that Zerg?" - LZgamer | you are the new tl.net bonjwa monion, congrats - Rekrul | "Cheeseburgers dynamite lilacs" - Chill
tomatriedes
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
New Zealand5356 Posts
September 02 2010 16:15 GMT
#48
I wouldn't have lied but I wouldn't have told you either- don't really like typing in game.
howerpower
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
United States619 Posts
September 02 2010 16:21 GMT
#49
On September 03 2010 01:14 mOnion wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 03 2010 01:12 howerpower wrote:
On September 03 2010 01:10 mOnion wrote:
On September 03 2010 00:27 howerpower wrote:
you seem like the BM here, if you don't look at what his race is that's your own problem.


there's no reason for him not to tell me his race other than greed for an easier win


no, the correct answer to the question is random.

bad mouthing and lol'ing while you beat someone is pretty bad BM.


well obviously, dont be dense. its counter BM which is allowed once the initial BM is presented.


idk I guess I just don't understand alot of BM, but it is a video game you are playing with strangers so none of it really matters anyways. The only time I really ever consider myself BM'ing is when someone just prolongs a game when a loss is inevitable and they will finally say "gg" and all I'll say is "k".
SaetZero
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
United States855 Posts
September 02 2010 16:28 GMT
#50
i wanna go to club naruto
Never Forget. #TheRevolutionist
mOnion
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
United States5657 Posts
September 02 2010 16:37 GMT
#51
On September 02 2010 23:05 TheAntZ wrote:
Show nested quote +
why is your drone a probe!?


Show nested quote +
THAT NEXUS IS SO NINJA HE SHOULD NAME IT NARUTO


oh god
holy mOnion please transfer your humor skills to me /o/


Looooool what??? are you kidding me? your pokemon thread outclasses this meager post SO hard!

I can only hope to reach your level of funny in this shit >.<
☆★☆ 7486!!! Join the Ban mOnion Anti-Trolling Initiative! - Caller | "on a scale of machine to 10, how bad is that Zerg?" - LZgamer | you are the new tl.net bonjwa monion, congrats - Rekrul | "Cheeseburgers dynamite lilacs" - Chill
Grobyc
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Canada18410 Posts
September 02 2010 16:58 GMT
#52
lol i approve. mOnion bonjwa
If you watch Godzilla backwards it's about a benevolent lizard who helps rebuild a city and then moonwalks into the ocean.
ToN
Profile Joined July 2009
Canada245 Posts
September 02 2010 17:02 GMT
#53
haha nice. Dam money over 3k posts? I can remember when you were just a wee probe!
Megalisk
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
United States6095 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-09-02 17:05:33
September 02 2010 17:05 GMT
#54
I lol'd at the "bouncer probes" and people in the scc looked at me funny.

Epic game lol, feels good beating those fuckers.
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PanN
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
United States2828 Posts
September 02 2010 17:05 GMT
#55
Glad you beat a bullshitter, gj we need more bs'ers to be punished.
We have multiple brackets generated in advance. Relax . (Kennigit) I just simply do not understand how it can be the time to play can be 22nd at 9:30 pm PST / midnight the 23rd at the same time. (GGzerg)
R0YAL
Profile Blog Joined September 2009
United States1768 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-09-02 17:22:54
September 02 2010 17:20 GMT
#56
On September 02 2010 17:48 mOnion wrote:
So you know how sometimes you don't catch the opponents race so you ask them what it is and they lie? Well it happened to me, but I got the asshole back ^_^

Also I may have been under the influence of copious amounts of sweet tooth. and I don't have a dental problem.

...

anyway


+ Show Spoiler [very image heavy] +

so the game starts and I didn't see his race, so I ask him and he responds quickly, leading me to believe he's honest, also i'm optimistic in general

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also gullible is written on your penis


turns out he's a liar

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arent they all???


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derp fast expand derp


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why is your drone a probe!?


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when all else fails...2 GATE!!!


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lol forge, confident micro?


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forge = auto expand, camping toss


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uh dark shrine starting!!!


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FUCK CY CORE JUST FINISHED >_<


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plz plz plz plz plz plz plz


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YES YES YES LUCK SKILL YES YES OMG


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cha cha the fuck outta there!!!


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trying to get away????


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FUCK NO I NEED MUH FIREWORKS KK?? U DED, VERY DED!!!


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new DT hotkey is not "k", therefore cannot win, Blizzard needs to patch this.


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killing additional pylons


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oh he expanding...


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TWICE??? THAT NEXUS IS SO NINJA HE SHOULD NAME IT NARUTO!!!


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patrolling for his first obs and sniping it. like a real player.


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lol rally points are hard. bouncer probes say you can't get into Club Naruto if you're not on the list.


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kill his second obs HAHAHAHAHA


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gold minerals are like my starcraft Haribo Gummy Bears. I must haz them nao!!!


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hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahha


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as HDH would say..."USE YOUR MICRO, THE CONCAVE, IT'S NOT OPTIMAL!!!"


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kekekekekekeke TRIUMPH!!!



I love winning ^_^

haha I see what you did there..
for those of you who dont get the bolded part just google Sweet Tooth and go to images
Absence of evidence is not evidence of absence.
GreatFall
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States1061 Posts
September 02 2010 17:23 GMT
#57
Damn, nicely played!
Inventor of the 'Burning Tide' technique to quickly getting Outmatched Crusher achivement :D
TadH
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
Canada1846 Posts
September 02 2010 17:30 GMT
#58
It's your own fault for not catching his race, pay attention to the loading screen next time and problem averted.
mOnion
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
United States5657 Posts
September 02 2010 17:32 GMT
#59
On September 03 2010 02:30 TadH wrote:
It's your own fault for not catching his race, pay attention to the loading screen next time and problem averted.


or I could just be amazing and close my eyes on the loading screen BWAAAAAH!!!
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blahman3344
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
United States2015 Posts
September 02 2010 17:39 GMT
#60
"EE-fuckin-HAN!" - that is classic
I love the bm you gave him for lying to you. All in all, pretty epic. 5/5
I like haikus and / I can not lie. You other / brothers can't deny
SpartiK1S
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States145 Posts
September 03 2010 18:55 GMT
#61
lol rally points are hard
"Why is it so cold and lonely?"-Nal_Ra
ShadowDrgn
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
United States2497 Posts
September 03 2010 19:41 GMT
#62
100 apm with no buildings hotkeyed is pretty impressive.
Of course, you only live one life, and you make all your mistakes, and learn what not to do, and that’s the end of you.
Kinky
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
United States4126 Posts
September 03 2010 20:51 GMT
#63
Holy crap that's a lot of thermal lance lol
love1another
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
United States1844 Posts
September 04 2010 03:58 GMT
#64
There are two types of BM that I know of.
My favorite kind is the kind that makes you smile after 2 weeks of constipation.
"I'm learning more and more that TL isn't the place to go for advice outside of anything you need in college. It's like you guys just make up your own fantasy world shit and post it as if you've done it." - Chill
Najda
Profile Joined June 2010
United States3765 Posts
September 04 2010 05:09 GMT
#65
Epic game :D Damn you race liars!
DrivE
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States2554 Posts
September 04 2010 05:32 GMT
#66
hahaha the captions were hilarious!
LUCK IS NO EXCUSE
Raelcun
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States3747 Posts
September 12 2010 07:21 GMT
#67
I can almost hear you yelling "THE MOTHER FUCKER!" When you scout him not being zerg I laughed pretty fucknig hard. We need more ms-paint battle reports.
Versita
Profile Joined February 2010
Canada1032 Posts
September 12 2010 07:27 GMT
#68
lolololol so good. naruto expo ^_^
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